limericks

[25cutebunny]

A mouse in her room woke Ms.Dowd,

She was frightened - - it must be allowed.

Soon a happy thought hit her,

To scare off the critter,

She sat up in bed and meowed.

[imorez1]

There once was a whore from Dalles,

who used a dynamite stick as a fallace,

they found her vagina in north Carolina,

and her arse hole in Buckingham palace.

and

There once was a man from china,

who swore he was a very good climber,

he slipped on a rock and off came his cock,

and now he's got a vagina.

[25cutebunny]

@imorez1 why u talking about vagina's?

[imorez1]

@25cutebunny What!?!?.......Why talk about vagina's?........Because i'm a guy...and i like vagina's...

[25cutebunny]

why talk about vagina's? 

[silfamous]

WHATS THE DIFFRENCE FROM TWIMERICKS AND LIMERICS

[Blanca8293]

There once was a man from C'alhuuta

Who bought a brand new scooter,

His favorite trick was to stand on his prick

...and use his ass as a hooter!

and then

There once was a man from Calcutta,

Who learned to swim in the gutter,

The tropical sun burned a hole in his bum

...and melted his balls to butter! :)

[25cutebunny]

@Blanca8293 why talk about ass and balls?

[Blanca8293]

@25cutebunny well my husband wrote this.

[angemala]

The boy was on the bog nearly half the day

The smell got so bad the neighbours had to say

We’re calling the landlord

This is going on your record

So you will keep those horrible smells away.

[kiya127]

There once was a man from darjeeling

who was taking a bus ride to kneeling

a sign at the door

said don't spit on the floor

so he looked up and spat on the ceiling

[rohan46000]

there was a boy name fred

he converted into a bread

he had a dog of a breed

his brothers name was creed

he always wanted to get shed

[edelxox]

there once an evil man called ben

who was drunk and bumped into a hen

a duck beside him said tweate

do u live in crete

and saw his friend ken

[Hornbukle]

there once was a man from china,

who wasnt a very good climba'

he fell on a rock,

and snapped off his cock.

and now he has a vagina

[Crimedog3333]

A good looking horny young lady.

Fucked Snoop, Tupoc, Prince, and Slim Shady.

And then that young slut.

Got a dick in her butt.

From the NBA's Tracy McGrady.

[lexy1002]

these are rubbish!

[jpbordeaux87]

There once was a man from Bombay, Who fashioned a cunt from some clay, But the heat of his dick, Turned the clay into brick, And it chaffed all his foreskin away. There was a faith healer from Deal, Who said "all though pain isn't real, If I sit on this pin, and it pricks through my skin, I dislike what I fancy I feel." There was a boy who loved fire, Of watching flame did not tire, 'Til one day he ventured to far, And was burnt to a char, Now he sings in the heavenly choir.

[Shane7ubers]

why not about whaffles cause there more awsome than u

[JeffZHigs1]

I like the first one better, it had a twist ending. well they all really did, but that one was the most best one. and good animations too

[BriannaAlvarez89]

Hahaha those are awesome.

[fasionista99]

ggod job

[puppetproductions]

this was awsome and a great idea for a school project good job