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  • Hey look, it is a tahoe with a different body.

  • funny latino people ahaha

  • if ur gunna have a piece of trash H2, u should at least get a winch for times like thees, that any thing other then an H2 would not high center on!! lolol. O WATE! the fact u have an H2 shows me that u mite not even know what a winch is! hahaha. PS, u mite wanna check the undercarriage for damage! hahahahahaha

  • 1 word: Jeep

  • BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

  • good job

  • ahh i see the problem its a hummer buy a defender (Y)

  • Two Words:My Dad!

  • tell her to keep practicing one day she will know how to drive

  • the only exception to having cat liter in your trunk

  • It would be easier if the guy throwing stones would simply pave a road for the guy. Tossing rocks works.....How?

  • @UpcomingJedi gives it something to fire out the back each time he puts his foot down :)

    stupid people do stupid things.

  • lets chuck rocks at his back wheel that should help

  • Straighten your front wheels idiot ! Vehicle de=bogging 101 !

  • Just shake the car for front and back with the rair position... The handbook of Suzuki Sx4 teachs this...

  • @adauto3000 dang you need to learn how to spell lol

  • Sorry, I do not wanted to be so surly like you thought, but, about my spelling, I use english at 0,00001% of my life. But, more than you use portuguese, Ok? So, try this: Read anticonstitucionalissimamente and then try remember all the letters. Note: I only want have fun with your language and take not a fight. I almost never use english for any gain with it... Ok? How we say in Brasil, a big and strong hug for you!!! p.s. (post scriptum): I hope you understand it.... lol..

  • @adauto3000 I like the big strong hug theory you use. Kinda friendly and cozy. With that being said, From Maryland U.S.A., a big strong hug, right back at you!! Keep having fun on Youtube!

  • @joby613 Wait a sec. here,hold the phone! your not two dudes talking like this to each other are ya?.....I'll probably regret even asking now that I think about it :/

  • @USAdude30 It's not gay without open mouth kissing...

  • @joby613 Lol..Kaaack! Yea it is ,I love my buddies too but it doesn't mean I wanna take long warm showers together with 'em.

  • About the video, I keep my position... lol... good spelling or not... lol...

  • how lame, just open the door, get in there standing up and try to move the car up and down while try to slowly go forward

  • All cars get stuck, not the cars fault. The idiot drivers that are sitting behind the wheel of the cars, they should do a better job. But still if you wanna offroad, JEEP and TOYOTA :) FTW!

  • Hummers are stupid...get a Wrangler you pussy!

  • @InfectedZoey Jeeps and Range Rovers were rated in an independant survey as being THE MOST UNDEPENDABLE vehicles in production!

  • Makes me love my Toyota more and more everyday

  • Two words; "Lada Niva". 

  • maybe he could've ripped out that cheap hunk of plastic GM pathetically calls a dashboard and used it as a shovel to get him out of the sand.... oh wait never mind the plastic would've broken just be ripping it out.

  • @Saulatis haha I didn't want to hurt his feelings, he already got a hummer, that's bad as it is.

  • two words. "land cruiser"

  • @acefadi6969

    Yeah man good one..cause you cant find any videos of land cruisers getting stuck....

    Its called bad driver.

  • @francisdebelo where did i in any of my words say that land cruiser never ever gets stuck... some people need to read,comprehend what they just read and then reply.

  • This is why I own a jeep

  • @hizzlary meee tooooooo!

  • jeep all the way hell yea baby 0IIII0

  • nothing satisfies me more than seeing a big bad hummer stuck

  • One word ''JEEP''

  • WTF its a hummer the military use it

  • @KingHurrikane military use a Humvee (HMMWV) this is a hummer, created for women to get the shopping.

  • its not an h1 people. its a hummer. it has snever been named the h1. its hummer. look it up. h2 is just a stupid commercial name to sell more. the real hummer is just hummer. and the millitary version is hmmwv. get your facts straight. damn. hummer is on its own and way beter than an h2

  • @sicksshooter66 You should read, They are Hummer H1, Hummer H2 and Hummer H3.

  • @DigitalExplosives no you should read. when it came out it wasnt called the hummer h1. it was called a hummer. thats it. read about it. stop thinking everything you read in a youtube video title is the truth

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  • @sicksshooter66 you are mistaken, when it was released it was called the Hummer H1, use your eyes and read the history of the brand and the company (GM) that owns it.

  • Thems was meheekans not amurikans shut the fuck up forignerr

  • hummers are for highway use dumb ass americans

  • hummer = FAIL

    Humvee = Not fail

  • Big hummer ... tiny penis

  • sure you could spend a couple grand and put air lockers in it. or just turn around and buy a blazer for 3/4 the price that already has them lol

  • @ozzywolf84

    Or buy a real off-road vehicle. Jeep?

  • when general motors bought the rights to hummer they figured they would save a hell of a lot of money on the production line by eliminating anything that they didn't already produce besides the body. just a stock chevy blazer frame and running gear.

  • he is only an idiot for getting a hummer

  • he done drive no good

  • ...pussy hole, my smart car can get out of that :)

  • buy a Land rover defender. This is number one off - road vehicle... :)

  • buy a jeep

    

  • Grab 2 or 3 guys and stand on the back bumper, it would be unstuck in 2 seconds, morons.

  • this is due to the fact that the truck is an h2. (pussymobiel), Get an H1.

  • @DE4715 pussy mobile

  • @DE4715 lol actually its a Tahoe with lipstick.

  • @deanbassist01 Um do some reasearch bro, its not a "tahoe with lipstick" , its based on the frame slightly, the majority of it has been re-engineered to make it more suitable for offroad. Get some common sense and look at them side by side and youll see they are completely different.

  • @ghy252

    oh yeah i see what you mean... but shouldnt they have put some bigger f*ckin wheels on that thing before it went out in the desert or wherever?? lol

  • He tried to use his 9 miles to the gallon wisely..

  • gay ass hummer

  • if you attasck with a hummer you r so peach!!!!!

  • @ignacio1681 Riiiiiight

  • H2 suck ass. H1 moe betta

  • If you don't want to work the front wheels you are never going to go 4 wheeling.

  • looks like someone needs a PATROL!!

  • Any vehicle can high center and get stuck.

  • @francisdebelo Not a unicyle.

  • Hummer or not, a vehicle is only as good as it's driver.

  • hummers got their name cause they suck lol thumbs up if u got the joke

  • they should have been putting sand on top of it not trying to dig it out..

  • @gregboyds chinese? you're an idiot.

  • @canthony1019 they are now, the gooks bought hummer out

  • @Soundgarden8497 dude gm stopped production of the hummer line a years ago.. one of their only cars where none of the parts were manufactured anywhere outside of the us.. not even mexico... so whatever you're saying those asians have is just a pos jdm look alike crap wagon..

  • @canthony1019 i hate hummers anyway, the chinese can all buy one for all i care and run a hose from the exhaust pipe into the cabin. it'd spare the planet a few million years

  • you guys are idiots. everyone gets high centered you dumb rednecks

  • Reality hits you hard bro!

  • should have a jeep follow any hummer so this dont happen

  • Nah he's a smart idiot

  • Why would this ever get so many views?

  • pos

  • Haha, hummer stuck? Good luck with that, imma go get a lemonade.

  • Two words "land rover"

  • @mudaphucker beter one word "lada"

  • @mudaphucker Ive seen one of those overpriced POS's stuck in less than this.

  • hummers will get stuck on a ant hill

  • i have a great idea lets take this hummer up a hill then stop and see what happens as he does it... o shit my wife is going to kill me if i get it stuck...as he get it stuck

  • i like the smart idiots....

  • hahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aawawwawwaahahhawawwwaa STUPID HAHAHHAA

  • haha! i laugh every time i see something like that! xD i had to help some friend with the same problem :P so next time, drive a litle faster :P

  • Why are they throwing pebbles under the tires, hah

  • that's what you get for taking a h2 off road... thats what jeeps are for.

  • That's not a Hummer, that's a POS GMC with a Hummer body on it.

  • Weird, I don't see a mall nearby. Why is this CAR here?

  • that's why you need a land rover..

  • Für soo eine scheiße 2,5 millionen klicks ??? krass

  • Hummer does everething, less is own purpose, off road.

    Hummer is for rappers, to put some ugly wheels, and show it "in tha street"

  • roll it over sideways LOL

  • H2 worst wheeler out there. Check out all the other H2 FAILS !

  • FAKE AND GAY! it would have ran out of gas by 0:10

  • Hummer goes everywhere... except for Off-Road (for what is made for). =P

  • @GamerAndReviewer Edit: H2-H4 Hummers go everywhere....except Off-Road, which is what the H1 is for. =p

  • @GamerAndReviewer thats what jeeps are for...hummer recovery team

  • @GamerAndReviewer  you know this cause you have one...right?

  • @SuperFabri1000 No, I don't have a Hummer. =)

  • You know that's just a Suburban with a box on it right? Not a real Hummer they quit making those years ago for civi's!!

  • get a Grand Vitara!!!

  • People who buy those suburbans-in-a-box deserve to be mocked. Hummer? HA!

  • step 1. learn how to drive

    step 2. get a truck and lift it

    step 3. dont slow down

    step 4 and most importent... dont let a IDIOT drive that dont have the first 3 steps down path

  • @vampire66682

    i agree with your suggestion but i have a better idea for that moron:

    step 1: DIE!

  • @vampire66682 getting a lift kit is kinda pointless unless you are doing crazy mud bogging....the axel is still at the same point off the ground. still would have been stuck

  • @snipermike13 maby the lift kit is so you can run bigger tires = more axel clearance not so stuck smart guy.

  • @bomdigi1 Obviously, Tell me this...what average h2 soccer mom is going to run anything bigger than the stock 37's on the 17" rim?

  • @vampire66682 no correction, get a older model Toyota landcruiser or Nissan patrol... That shit goes anywhere

  • @vampire66682

    step 1. DONT buy a hummer of any kind.

    step 2. do as vampire66682 said

  • @vampire66682 Step 5 dont buy a Hummer.

  • the real idiots are the people standing around, all they'd have to do is stand on the back of it or hook another vehicle to it. idiots!

  • crossing the border in progress...

  • straight up those H2's suck ass

  • Who else thought the hummer is drifting in desert ? because of the thumbnail ... xD

  • Its a Hummer H2, not an H1 ...what did you expect ?

  • let some air out of the tires and turn the wheel to the right!

  • JAJA PINCHE MR JAT Y SU HUMMER

  • stupid and idiot mean the same thing

  • the driver gonna kill someone with that rocks

  • wait i think i know a car that can do that wait o its a RANGE ROVER!

  • @junnman1 you mean to say discovery or defender, you might get your wheels dirty with a range rover.

  • @skater4circa940 i think what he meant to say was a jeep

  • @L34dF4rm3r NOOO, Disco, or Defender.

  • why would u keep spinning your tires???

  • tenia que ser un mexicano inutil que no saba de andar offroad, un popis,

    A mexican who does not know anything about offroad, sands,loose dirt or mud, must be a newby.

  • lol... get on the bumper and bounce that shit out. wtf...

  • 20 homens de merda que nao valem por 1

  • Tip: Pack all of the Mexicans in the back then u wil get all the traction you will need

  • push it ??

  • TIP : Loose dirt/ Sand.... Let air out of tires a little bit...You will be surprised on how much this will help.

  • hummer is actulii under jeep

  • shouldve had better tires

  • tahoe with a diff body....lame

  • @martyscheuerjr Says the lame dude who obviously can't afford one.

  • @martyscheuerjr Actually longer than a Tahoe and has 3/4 ton running gear.

  • If you have enough money to buy a Hummer then you have enough money to not hop the fence...sheesh

  • BEEEAAAANNNNNEEEERRRRSSS!!!!!! COME HERE SENOR WETBACK AND LET ME SHOW YOU DRIVE HOLMES!!!!!!!!!

  • ooo a Hummer needs help let me go get my JEEP...! :D

  • dumbshit high centered it. and thats why i will own either a good truck or a JEEP!!!!!

  • That Hummer is not for off-road. If there is no locks at wheels then needs only one wheel out of touch and it stucks

  • Puncher nost d'hallerond. Shafnos, hebrosh, narvoon!

  • Pendejos!! con razon los corren de EU!!

  • Pull him out with a Goped!

  • Off road my ass.

  • haha there is like ten other vehicles there and they are still trying to get it to move by putting rocks under the tire!

  • @foxxeffex... Hey, I bet you cannot affort one because you must depend on welfare or medical... May food stamps...

  • ja that truck is shiti but the people thing is good , no good for the price and quality, better a ford pick up or nissan or toyota, hummer is shit everybody know that in america but many idiots buy that shit ja ja ja j

  • there you go throw some rocks under the tires. dum fuck mexicans

  • there goe's 70 bucks in gasoline!!!

  • Americans !!!

  • @SMGJohn Japanese!!!

  • and thats how far limited slip will get you

  • if your drunk your not a idiot ur the idiot

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  • i wonder which of them stole that car and isn't paying insurance or driving with a license... etc etc.

  • I knew it was mexicans i know my race from a mile away

  • all they gotta do is step on the side that is in the air -_-

  • thats y u dont buy hummers...

  • fuckin hate mexicans

    

  • @iddtapthat Wow, you're 43 and posting shit comments like that? Real mature dushbag...

    But you're in love in little wayne AND soulja boy hahaha that explains it all...

  • throwing rocks under the wheel isnt goin to do anything

  • @Iacono112 actually it can just not those small rocks.

  • get that shit back on the pavement where it belongs

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  • How much gardening did he do to make enough for that Hummer?

  • they where trying to cross the border and got stuck in Arizona. LMFAO and FYI im mexican so no saying shit gringos

  • my D21 could go over that mound of dust and pull out that brick on wheels as well.

  • Leave it to these guys to somehow get a 4 wheel drive vehicle.... stuck.... in the dirt.... not 4 wheeling.....