Jesus Starts Car

[frekbyte]

one of the smartest gags ~ 

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

Guy: Oh great, who's this wacko?

[saadgu2000]

Just think for a moment.

How are you going to be after death ?!

Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of these great creation will end in nothing...just after death!

Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's punishment?!

Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!

Here you will get the answer

[MrSk8BoardPRO]

@saadgu2000 allah is shit

[Combot]

@MrSk8BoardPRO seni bi sikerim görürsün

[saadgu2000]

@MrSk8BoardPRO .......... Good morning How are you my friend I hope you are well ......................... I would like to ask you first. Who created you??? Who raised the sky?? Who sent down the rain.??? Who made​the moon light??? I hope to hear your answer and I will be thankful to you ....

[MrSk8BoardPRO]

@saadgu2000 its FatherGod and Jesus who created everything man..

not allah... May the true God be shown to you

[blazingfury26]

@saadgu2000 yes my friend who is that murdered burned drowned and subconsciously killed the most people on earth oh praise the lord -.-

[Ergophile]

@saadgu2000 all of those processes can be explained without a creator. where did you go to school?

i know you think you've put a lot of deep thought into these questions, but trust me, you haven't. the things you are saying make you sound like an absolute moron. God/Allah is not real. face the facts.

[Ergophile]

@saadgu2000 I will decompose in the ground.

Stop calling everything a creation. You have no evidence for this claim.

No.

[saadgu2000]

Excuse me!!

Would you stop for a moment?!

Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?

Who has made it?

Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!

Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!

It's you and the whole universe!..

Who has made them all ?!!

You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

@saadgu2000 You got most of it right, you just miss-spelled one important word. God is spelled G-o-d, not A-l-l-a-h. :) May the true God be shown to you, my friend!

[trigg3r305]

Jesus in canada? wth he doin there?

[PialatBernard]

Encore, encore !!!!!

[sasae9016]

so why is the black guy wearing a seat belt? lol

[johanko26]

@sasae9016 he was planning to get away :D

[sasae9016]

@johanko26 i guess so....start and go :)

[GamecockRock90]

bahahahahahaha, 0:45 a dumb clemmy tater fan buys into that being jesus... what a bunch of yippies

[Lefraw212]

0:16 the guy with the hat looks exactly like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs

[Mewziepie]

Yea! Go Jesus

[tempac91]

God giveth, God taketh.

[EmptyEyesAccuse]

Scumbag Jesus wants that ass for himself!

[TheLegendNero]

7:00 pm: Shit i have to study, we have a test tomorrow....

8:00 pm: Ok, now i really have to study (Continueing watching these clips)

9:00 pm: Damn, fuck school =D

[WaffleCakeSyrup]

@TheLegendNero lmao i do that too

[betterthanyoux33]

i love the jesus pranks thumbs up if you agree (:

[Ishizu09]

it is like a commercial !!ahahhahaahhahaahha!!!

[3akars]

EPIC

[JGreenlikesbutter]

They don't see the speakers at the top of the car?!?

[criscros7]

@JGreenlikesbutter

Not sure if the speaker has anything to do with this prank. I thought that he actually disabled/enabled the engine with that remote.

[JGreenlikesbutter]

@criscros7 Hmm idk....

[SalemStorm]

At least 70 people are going to Hell

[pop2u1]

I love these jesus pranks

[Terrum]

Lol the ending just made it funnier

[DJXONE23]

HAHAA LIKE IT

[RussianDaddy1]

wheres jesus when my car broke down?

[maomiandmyna]

I know! I know what the Jesus was thinking: "This world is hopeless"

[lawedelao]

God giveth, God taketh away...

[fatbill911]

0:09 Is that Ringo Starr? Hmmmm...

[MrChupsi88]

Jesus become mechanic

[salazargm]

0:48 LMAO

[kukelz]

lol@ description ''perving at hot buttocks''  hahah

[media4africa]

This dude really needs to come and save me the data I lost in my crashed Hard drive.

[PoonJobPower]

how do they not notice the speaker on top of the car haha

[tOOzinhO]

@PoonJobPower lol I didnt 

[Vietboy1st]

I WANT TO MEET REAL JESUS.

[MrMegasaurass]

Dear people below. that is not Jesus. it is a man dressed up as him. stop being idiots.

[ijabalpuri]

hot babe. gotta love that body!

[jxcess3891]

WHY IS JESUS WEARING A CROSS AROUND HIS NECK?

[hhejookej]

@jxcess3891 where else do you want him to wear it? on his fot maybe? fucktard..

[jxcess3891]

@hhejookej CUMFACE WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS WHY DOES JESUS HAVE TO WEAR A CROSS?

[hhejookej]

@jxcess3891 ehh because he died on one

[jxcess3891]

@hhejookej fool only his followers wear a cross not the Saviour himself

[god0fgod]

@jxcess3891 He worships himself. This is an arrogant Jesus.

[jxcess3891]

@god0fgod yeah and you are a dumbass

[cadkins90]

I love it when they don't tell them that it's a prank.

[vabilas28]

00:48 cool, orthodox cross!!!

[GarroshX]

checkmate atheists.

[cuties112200]

0:48-0:51 rofl!!

[awisudan]

jesus was a radio engineer

[Davinuff23]

im sorry jesus but i had an orgasn watching that girl

[canonxsi79]

@1.00 lol like

[InfernalSatan]

Jesus is a Jedi!

[n0morehate]

thats on notre dame street right in front of caisse desjardins bank on Montreal Island..

i sure hope jesus doesnt go to my favourite nudy bar 3 blocks away from that spot... used to be called "o caresse"

thank you just for laughs for making fun of religion.. i love you guys :)

[GarshardJeVard]

@n0morehate they're not making fun of religion at all.

[phoenix1925]

i think jesus didnt do that..

[GhettoTilliDae]

yea all of these videos are made up you can tell by the faces

[prisonsteel]

You Don't Mess With Zohan.

[The808Prophet]

theyre like cmon jesus i know u looked 2 lol

[SuperWallyChamp]

if what the christians say is true, jesus can expect people to laugh in his face when he comes back

[RasenShuriken003]

can i get a HALLELUJAH?

[MrRideutah]

i wish u guys dident tell them it was a joke than theyd live there hole life saying they saw jesus!

[MrSandroPsy]

JEBUS!!!!!

[crazymaneagle123]

*Gets home* "Honey I met Jesus!"

[StrawHatLegacys]

Whats with all the Jesus videos o.o

[ClassicRawkk]

I hope they didn't tell those guys it was a joke.

[bubbleyes1]

1:05 it looks like the guy said ass hole lol

[TheWolverineiscool]

Moral: dont piss off jesus or he'll give u car troubles

[ViolentPony]

Poor Jesus. Screw humanity.

[DevilDog5054]

in the modern world Jesus we look at booty

[saqib461]

LOL the black guy was gonna steal the car xD

[viz1]

@saqib461 Was that suppose to be funny?

[saqib461]

@viz1 did u watch the vid

[pujosetionugroho]

hahaha good one, sin for looking some ass :))

[0EricBryan0]

MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...WA­TCH...ANOTHER...JFL...VIDEO!

[silverheart61]

Jesus was like "You lookith at assith you getith no startith caritha"

[111NoOne111]

LOL the black guy is wearing the seatbelt xDDDD

[joselectro20]

Sexy feet...

[MrKentsu827]

This is just another indication how science proves that there is no God.

[Trashfished]

@MrKentsu827 tard.

[Slackmarc]

@jackgreenberg not seatbelt dude..it's a bag

[JackBGreenberg]

lol why is that guy wearing a seat belt at 00:24 ?

[johnle69]

@JackBGreenberg Its a satchel.

[mikixP]

@JackBGreenberg IS NOT A SEATBEALT ITS A SCHOOL BAG IDIOT

[Eddytje1]

@mikixP They are dumb as fuck and just want to see what they wanna see i guess

[TheCharlesis]

@JackBGreenberg he is trying to steal it

[secretorganisation]

@JackBGreenberg

thats not seatbelt,hes wearing bag

[DevilDog5054]

@JackBGreenberg hes wearing a bag see how its not connected to the side of the car

[kadian123henry]

@JackBGreenberg its his bag dumb ass

[2LWMAGIATV]

@JackBGreenberg if look closly u can see that it isnt the seat belt ....

[Montzibankering]

@2LWMAGIATV probably that his bag

[2LWMAGIATV]

@Montzibankering it is his bag

[Montzibankering]

@2LWMAGIATV hahaha... thanks i see it now.. at first glance, you thought that was seatbelt but after sometime looking right to it... haha

[2LWMAGIATV]

@Montzibankering ;)

[jkeaty2]

@JackBGreenberg

It looks like a shoulder strap for a bag. Did you see how the belt does not attach to the car? Just a thought...

[1shvonce]

@JackBGreenberg because he's black, and cops look for any excuse to put a black person in jail, even in Canada.

[XoBleedingHeartoX]

@1shvonce well than u should come to iowa..cuz theyll look for any excuse no matter what color u r....here its all about where u live...thats how they pick on ppl here lol

[Patroiten]

@JackBGreenberg If you start a car without a seatbelt, you'll get a ticket.

[ClassicRawkk]

@JackBGreenberg I think it's the strap of his man purse.

[AssSqueeze]

@JackBGreenberg It isn't.. it's his slingbag

[YourDadSucks1]

@JackBGreenberg its his bag look close what dou you think the other side is invisible ?

[Shin547]

@JackBGreenberg I don't think that's a seat belt,I think it's his bag that looks like it was a seat belt...

[cenmuarakarang]

@JackBGreenberg because he's black and he's ready to go lols

[TheLoeschler]

@JackBGreenberg that's a bag ;)

[MasterSean217]

@JackBGreenberg That's a messenger's bag.

[Montzibankering]

@JackBGreenberg He want to GTA the car.. hahhaha

[cooleb]

Why is there a speaker on the roof of the car?

[Evilsylar101]

God is not pleased. lol!

[lilballa29]

The black guy does not have a seat belt on.. If you look closely it is just a bag he is wearing.

[lovesC1998]

It's kind of not funny to be making fun of Jesus.

[whanethewhip]

@lovesC1998 The video does not make fun of Jesus, it makes fun of people.

[Luckyvac]

C'est beau la Jésus-technologie

[drfye]

@IX10510IX

hahaha, damn, now I have to go read the comments.............7 PAGES!?......*sigh* how could you do this to me.

[MexSanukk]

Love the fact jesus is wearing a cross LOL

[WachaDrop]

666,000 views, that can't be good.

[Ph0be]

You see the peoples expressions? There is no belief anymore :/

[AlexanderIsaacConan]

@Ph0be Instead of ":/" your expression should be "XD"

It's a good thing less people believe in the hocus-pocus crap. :)

[TheKardMan]

@Ph0be I think people don't believe the guy cause his getup seems a little too over the top. If it was just a hint more subtle it'd be much more convincing

[Ph0be]

@TheKardMan good point

[1shvonce]

@Ph0be that emoticon shouldn't be a smirk face, it should be a smiley face.

[Ph0be]

@1shvonce no, :D means happy/funny, :/ means disturbed/concerned

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be I know it is so nice. People are using rationality instead of fairy tales finally.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil Not everything in this world is rational

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be I have to disagree, we may not understand everything, but everything should follow logic when it is understood. So when something like the bible not only contradicts common sense but even contradicts itself, that is a problem.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil So everything in our lives can be explained through a logical explanation right? While I may not be able to explain logically how Jesus walked on water, I'm willing to bet you can't explain logically to me how a microwave works, or how a tv works, or how a pair of glasses work. Infact I'm willing to bet you don't know how most things work. So whats the difference between life and religon? Both are filled with things that we don't understand completly, but we believe in them anyways.

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Lol, I am assuming you have never taken a science class. Microewave ovens shoot out microwave radiation. Which intereacts with the partial positive and negative charge of teh molecules in food and lquids. When the microwaves shoot by the molecules. As the molecules try to align with the radiation they are rotated creating energy which heats the food up. Glasses, use their unique shape to bend the incoming light to adjust the image to correct for the individuals unique sight condition.

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Anything else you want me to explain? The difference between life and religion? Life is what we experience, religion is an attempt to explain those experiences. The problem with religion is that it does an extremely poor job compared to science and logic based philosophy, in explaining things. To prove my point the things you pointed out can be explained logically. Which I am shocked you didn't realize. On the other hand, things in the bible are contradictory and makes no sense.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil Im not retarded bro, I know the difference between life and religon. Also congratulations on answering my questions using google. But do you get my point? A shit load of people go through their lives without fully understanding the things they are doing. Obviously the bible is not "logical" but to many people who say the bible isnt "logical," the things they do everyday they can't explain logically. They don't know how an alarm clock works or how images get printed on a t-shirt,

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Im not so sure you do know the difference between life and religion, you don't need to believe in an alarm clock or iphone to use it. There is a big difference inbetween believing an illogical story about what life is and picking something up and using it. Also in regards to microwaves and glasses if you've ever taken a science class you wouldnt need to google that shit.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil Whoever says religon just isnt "logical" enough, they need to take a long hard look at logic. Because if something has to be "logical" or to be able to fully understandable for people to be able to believe in it, then there would be alot of people missing out on i-phones or playstations. Btw, Im not even religous, these are just my day to day observations

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Logical is an explanatory tool that tells you why something works. What does understanding how or why an iPhone works have to do with someone using it? I think you need to take a long hard look at what logic is used for. Religion on the other hand is not used to make calls or help wake you up in the morning, it is for Explaining why something happens. Which in that case the logic is all that matters. Also it is not about the things that religion can't explain.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil I do understand the difference between reality and religon. Religon is just a way to answer the questions we want to know. Why are we here? What happens when we die? etc. But even though religon is basically blasmephy and illogical, it still helps millions of people cope with these un-answered question. Which is why I can't understand why atheist care so much about stating they are anti-religon. If you really hated religon then you would never bring it up

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be It is about the things that religion explains inaccurately and all the contradictions in religion. The bible not only contradicts logic and science, it even contradicts itself. So again it has nothing to do with what the bible cannot explain, but the flaws in what it tries to explain.

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil Meh, you make good points. And again I am not religous, but my comments were more target towards this common Atheist idea of how religon is illogical, which it is by all acounts contradictory to common sense and logic. As for the microwave/glasses example, obviously I know what they do, that is common knowledge, I am simply showing that if you look deeper into things you will find they are much more complicated than they appear. Also they dont teach microwave/glasses in science class

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Fair enough

[Ph0be]

@Benjefwil I think we have come to a mutual agreement, lets just watch some JFL haha

[Benjefwil]

@Ph0be Lol sounds good:)

[jangale123]

if you look closely the black guy puts on his belt u know once the car gets started he's not passing the keys over again

[okerm1601]

@jangale123 if you look even more closely, you realise that the "belt" in question is not a seatbelt, but a sling. however, you don't have to look closely to see that you're A FUCKING RETARD. Since generalisations and all-rounded stupidity seem to be your fortes, I attach the excerpt for your reference: 0:36 - 0:39.

[gregboyds1]

@okerm1601 Uptight and full of yourself much?

[okerm1601]

@gregboyds1 Sorry if you feel offended. I agree that I shouldn't have been so uptight. It was a horrible day for me. I still stick to my point, though.

[mishudelavartop02]

it was a jedi trick

[TheILikeTrainsKid]

Jesus Take The Wheel!

[catpoopworld]

Do they not see the giant speaker on the roof?

[VaizardDaishi]

@catpoopworld I'd believe it'd be hard to see the roof of a car inside the car... better yet, who inspects the top of their car for speakers? Fits in pretty well.

[catpoopworld]

@VaizardDaishi When they're outside the car.

[DonRMB]

Jesus gets all the chicks....

[godirocklol]

I just skip the Jesus Pranks, They are so stupid!

[frasershashamane]

thats why i love jesus so much

[glock0207]

Ooh jesus what a good prank

[srbin8969]

0:46 ortodox religin :)

[pa1nt13aller]

0:55 DAT ASSSSSS

[Tubby520]

@pa1nt13aller DAT ASSSSS is right lol

[ferozmomiz]

nice 

[TheVolure]

I don't like religion but, it funny.

[TheVolure]

We know what all men were doing nice ass Jesus no no broken car lol.