Police Squad - Mrs. Twice

[MaxusFett]

Anyone else notice the Tower of Pisa out the window? Little Italy :p

[bloolouboyle]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen---"Cant go back"

[TheStaticage01]

Ha the Democrats didn't like him.

[joeboomer69]

Every so often I watch this again, and I always crack-up. Pure genius.

[BrucknerMotet]

0:40 Do you have any idea what it's like to be married to a man for 14 years?

[skinwalkerxxx]

So great

[IHateBarnett]

RIP Leslie Nielsen. "Cigarette?"- "Yes, I know"

[emerpus01]

How about the fact that Frank spends most of the scene muttering to himself about an old possibly gay relationship with a PE teacher, and then lived with his son years later!

[suzymundy]

I want the DVDs of this show!! Great memories and such unique humor!!

[ab8jeh]

Wasn't the same. Can't go back.

[ambassador7]

RIP Leslie William Nielsen, February 11 1926 – November 28 2010.

[pitchthedevil]

"Sure, he was a physical education major, but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscles, all body all sinewy limbs."

[eeelz1]

The great man died today. Saddest story of the year. Greatest Canadian of em all. Funniest Guy of all time! Look! Its Enrico Pallazo!!

[hubbabubba133]

RIP Leslie Nielsen

[kdraper2007]

I like the scene where frank is talking outside the crime scene & in the background you can see them bringing out a body covered in a sheet on a stretcher, it is about 20 feet long & there are feet at both ends.

[wethreestooges]

LMAO "No, I can't say that I do."

[77Fortran]

what's a goonluca?

[Duskmelt]

book of the month club! Ha ha ha! Never caught that one. I guess those librarians sure get dangerous when you miss your fee payments ;]

[Pikmeir]

LOL!!! This show was pure gold!

[spazfair]

They ran him out of town like a common pygmy.

[Arthur5041975]

I love when Leslie Nielsen goes off on those tangents.

[innit27]

a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven

[hebber1961]

when i heard her name was Twice, a coming joke was obvious but i couldn't wait to see what they'd do. hilarious.

[mikechipsnmatt]

We would've come earlier but your husband wasn't dead then XD

[mikechipsnmatt]

Solar telescope!!!!

"I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?" "No" "It was just a hunch"

"Did he have any enemies?" "The democrats didn't like him"

"How about this? He threw himself on a grenade to save the battalion"

So funny...my favorite lines in anything ever apart from "Coffee?" "Yes I know" and it is all from police squad

[joeboomer69]

Definitely one of the funniest 2:24 in television, unless you spell "especially" as "esspeichally", "Cameras" as "camaras", and have no idea how to use capitalization, punctuation, and syntax; right DUDE!

[5Magenta]

@TheCool4444 You are a moron, my friend.

[Fugsy07]

Awesome. "We would have come earlier but your husband wasn't dead then."

[scott72able]

This is the funniest scene in comedy history. Very, very funny. The whole thing is masterfull!

[ambassador7]

It's certainly not far off the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Brilliant.

[CooganMusic]

@scott72able

I beg to differ. Have you not seen Snatch Wars? League of Gentlemen, Blazing Saddles, Airplane etc etc etc ?

[cyclingtj]

@scott72able You are so right. I laugh by backside off evertime I watch it. The "we would have been here sooner, but your husband wasn't dead then."  It just can't be beat.

[cilitpop]

v funny

[cptskellern]

hahhahahhahahahahah lmfao lmfao ....chokin!!! n1.

[Tw0pants]

well..the democrats didn't like him pffft

[caribind3]

Did he ever eat chop suey, wtf???? LOL!!!

[ambassador7]

It was just a hunch! :)

[SniffTheHedgehog]

Did he owe any money ... Book of the Month Club? LOL

[cydonianpsycho]

"...He was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson" LoL

I love this show :-)

[themachman1969]

book of the month club!lol,great stuff.

[tempt8]

"We would have come earlier but your husband wasn't dead then" - ROFLMAO!!!

I remember watching this on tv when I was a kid :-)

[dubb1995]

The leaning tower of pisa outside the window just cracks me up. Fantastic show, so original at the time it was made and still brilliant now.

[furlong64]

Fantastic! I was a senior in high school in the fall of 1981 when this aired. My buddies and I would breathlessly discuss the show the next day in the lunchroom, repeating favorite lines over and over. We understood that there was NOTHING else like it on television. A rare event. Another great favorite episode was Drebin's undercover foray into standup comedy as Tony DaWonderful.

[SteVin89]

''What about a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven?'' Hahahaha, pure brilliance.

[pcgankan]

That line is pure comedy gold! :D

[drxlr8r]

THe perfect marriage of great writing and the perfect delivery!!

Too bad it was cancelled. The general public just didn't get it!

[killernaval]

it's a shame alright

[maxducati22]

"tell her a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven." HAHAHA!

[LARRYGNOME]

leslie is 1 is really good at delivering his lines straight

[littlevolcano]

"We would've come earlier but your husband wasn't dead yet."

Leslie's delivery is so great on these lines, it's so freaking hilarious.

[sw00p99]

man...classic comedy!!! paraguay...blovia...big monster. the scriptwriter's a genius. can't stop laughing when i think of it

[boomac62]

"Paraguay.....no, Bolivia."....

"Wasn't all muscle......got married...never cared for her"

[Thraxwhirl]

It's some of Drebin's best dialogue ever, isn't it? Intropective but hilarious.

I love the ref. to the guy's son:

"Lived with him for a year... Wasn't the same." ROFLMFAO!!! One of the show's best lines IMHO.

[bigfluff73]

i just made this police squad intro in maxpayne2! watch it on my channel ( if you want =P )

[smegthissite]

"Did he have any enemies" "well the Democrats didn't like him" that is so great.

[Lectronimo]

Frank's soliloquy is one of the best pieces of writing in television comedy.

[LWOPP]

And the delivery! Not many actors get the chance to become a star at age 54. But after "Airplane!" (1980) Neilsen never again had to play bland second leading men or workmanlike roles as lawyers and sea captains. He worked in Hollywood for 25 years before the Zuckers found him, and the rest is comedy history.

[retread01]

I got hold of all 6 episodes a while back and this scene wasn't part of any of them, no mention of Little Italy or talking to Mrs Twice. There seems to be a lot of editing of these episodes, including changing Frank's scene/song where he is Tony D'Wonderful.

[ambassador7]

That is very strange. In my opinion this is up there with the best scenes in the entire series. I have all of them on DVD and it's on there. Weird.

[Enorugger1]

a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven, i never laughed so hard....

[hafabee]

This is the best stuff ever, I love Police Squad! My buds call it low brow but it's pure comedy...it has great comedic timing and technique. The semi-seriousness with which they say their lines is fantastic,

"rode him out of town on a rail, like a common pig..."

[boceebo]

book of the month club!!! ha ha ha ha

[24loverctu]

Getting traded to the Cubs is equivalent to dying. That's the best one.

[DrumGold]

The 'DON' funnyman. How he can say those lines so deadpan is just beyond me. He just cracks me up on the floor in a heap of uncontrollable laughter !!

Narce clip !!

[aitraining]

What an amazing show! Too bad most of the country didn't get it when it was on. "Ran him out of town like a common pigmie" Lol

[UnfinishedSympathy]

Ah Frank's story is awesome.

[Truthy]

A big monster came and took him to Daddy heaven. - Drebin

This shit is classic!

[ambassador7]

It's the "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then" part that gets me!!!

[starrynightuk]

that line's colossal!