The Count of Tuscany (Tuscan Remix)

[57violets]

My favourite part is when Labrie sings "the count of tuscany"

[57violets]

My favourite part is when Labrie sings "the count of Tuscany"

[mumatrix]

IS a shit!

[TheCountofTuscany]

@mumatrix Is a count!

[mumatrix]

@TheCountofTuscany you are a idiot....

[lupolugo96]

lol

[endlessvoid4]

Seventy five people are not the count of Tuscany

[TheCountofTuscany]

@endlessvoid4 There can be only one.

[nucolas123]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN? DREAM THEATER DOESN'T NEEDS REMIX.

[Hiteryan]

Thwetuscanyfcuotn

[blumax68]

I've live in Tuscany but who is this Count of Tuscany? I don't know him!

[FatJudith]

In 2004, John Petrucci was in Tuscany. And then he met a Count ; The Count of Tuscany.. The Count took him to this brother but apparently he was an inspiration for Hannibal Lecter. Petrucci thought that he would be murdered and eaten when he heard that.

That's what this song is about

[Scendence]

@blumax68 You may not know him, but he definitely knows you!

[nekezajebancije]

Hahahah, this has as much dislikes as it does likes. Well done!

It really is as annoying as much as it is funny. XD

[Metallmeister666]

made me not wanna listen to the actual song, was it supposed to be really annoying, cuz if it was good job.

[TheCountofTuscany]

@Metallmeister666 Now wait a minute man, that's NOT how it is. You must be confused. - The Count

[Metallmeister666]

@TheCountofTuscany never again

[EvilSpiderMonkey1]

@Metallmeister666 This guy just ruined the song is all

[Metallmeister666]

@EvilSpiderMonkey1 yup

[jimmeeboy13]

- -"

Damn song!

[Emanusmell]

wtf awful way to ruin a song you fuckin retard

[DarkSylvanis]

@Emanusmell Yeah I know this remix sucks

[Emanusmell]

wtf

[someoneism]

wtf

[tutoxful]

UNA MIERDA !!!!! HIJO DE PUTA

[nvtti]

estupidito

[c0olncon4m3ed]

stupid

[starbearry]

hey whats the name of this song anyway.....

[TheCountofTuscany]

The Count of Tuscanyyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaah!! - The Count

[Trumavarium]

Omg.. you've ruined the song. God! :(

[Billkwando]

This video still makes me so happyyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaah!!

[danielalien]

what the heck?

[fdi4lyf]

yet so fucking funny

[TheCountofTuscany]

so Tuscan. - The Count

[fdi4lyf]

soooo shit roflmao!!!

[ajbutch123]

what a dumbass

[elfaleek]

you ruined a great song retarded !

[snowboardingfreak94]

Count of Tuscany Remix is Tuscan Win

[TheCountofTuscany]

Agreed! - The Count

[mamlasu]

It is one of the best songs ever recorded (I mean the original verison, this is rather funny)

[Scendence]

Tuscany forever!

[DDDekost]

Piedmunt > All.

[vivaimaiden]

Fuck u

[apibender]

Is james in love with the Count of Tuscany haha lol

Nice dude. 5/5

[daklootzak]

Doesn't get more Tuscan then this.

[OctaPaddy]

in my Italian opinion, Tuscany is the best place in all over the Italy

[TheCountofTuscany]

The Count shares your Italian opinion. - The Count

[IcoTheBest]

The soldiers and the wine

[iammaxhailme]

The duke of Florence is a little bitch.

[TheCountofTuscany]

Indeed he is! The Lord of Sicily even more so! - The Count

[Dasortevi]

Awesome

[snowboardingfreak94]

The Lord of Sicily can suck it.

[TheCountofTuscany]

Tuscany > Sicily. - The Count

[xXSTFDXx]

Lazio > Tuscany

roma

[Scendence]

This is the most Tuscan thing anyone has ever witnessed.

[ryanyunck]

I just don't understand.....

[TheCountofTuscany]

It's all been circumstance! - The Count

[MagnumEvolved]

Lies. This is the music that played when The Count locked the real Petrucci up in a wine barrel.

He then spawned a new, bear-like Petrucci, who drank the Petrucci wine. This enabled him to travel back in time to tell 90s Petrucci to write Metropolis Part 1, which is The Counts story. He said "The lyrics won't make sense now, but one day you will meet the characters in this song and it will become clear".

True story

[RockRulez124]

Lol, I love DT+HIMYM fans

[alexandrevai]

lixo

[BaronVonVascht]

Good job on destroying a very mucho mucho epic song.

LOL im not mexican.

[manydaysago]

Oh yeah can you give me a lyric sheet id like to learn the words to this

[manydaysago]

Everything about this song just doesnt feel right..

[donkeysaregreat]

haha

knew it from the moment we arrived

[manydaysago]

Can you send me a lyric sheet? I cant figure out what James is saying

[TheCountofTuscany]

This is how we live, strange although it seems! - The Count

[devouringone3]

lol

[DietSoap3]

AMAZING!!! =D

[petercussion]

ma vai a cagare!

[Kynitt]

at 1:19 i said to myself

Could this be the end?

[lulamoluscobiba]

Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua­huahuaha!!!!!

[Billkwando]

Hey now, don't count out The Count

of Tuscanyyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaah!!

[kcscott88]

gayness achieved; congratulations!

[pujol91]

coglionazzo di merda cosa storpi i capolavori frocio del cazzo!

[Tonycaveman]

I started laughing exactly 37 seconds in.

[PhoebusRose64]

pointless fuck yourself

[dannicron]

whats the point? XD

[LeetGuitar]

lol

[patoportnoy]

WTF

[AlmsAudi1]

waste of a minute and ninteen seconds

[Billkwando]

Caaaaaptain Plaaaaaaaaaanet!

Whoooo?

roflcopter

[weldorjay]

so just put your shit on ebay, cuz you suck!

[butters226]

i wantz more tuscan remixes

[MarikChan]

kill yourself

[histoirian]

go make hara-kiri for this...

[gotohemp]

no rage.

 just lol.

[beanz52]

I'm in stiches!

[Apemopo]

Awesome

[Pridelessness]

This is.... obsessive... this is sick... this is weird... this is HILAROUS... xD... THE COOOOOUNT OF TUSCANYYYY YEEEAAAAAH

[AJT112524]

wow this is really stupid

[StakerSen]

What was the point of this?

[lancejujitsu]

i ate too many grapes, now my cat wont stop stealling the TV Changer!

[TheCountofTuscany]

Next time don't eat the grapes; ferment them for some vintage wine.

All the finest wines improve with age! - The Count

[lancejujitsu]

nicely played

[26wildchild]

i lol'd

hard

[SebastianGGA]

LOL

[endlessintertwined]

-Sesame Street voice-

Vone! Vone count ov Tuscany!

[djingis33]

a good way to get lunatic asylum! lol

[djingis33]

that's how bad it is

[quaggledoo]

I can count to Tuscany!

[drummer9000]

oh shit is that bad.

[codibick]

lol, so repetitive rofl

[TheCountofTuscany]

So Tuscan! - The Count

[SebastianGGA]

i lol'd

[TheMageClow]

Horrible!!!!!!!!!!

[dreamtheateriano95]

the lord of sicily says:

"ahahahahahahahahahaha!

this could be the last time i see you alive"

[newyearsprayer]

The lyrics are somewhat are to understand..

[WhiteDeath]

Ahh, I wanted to hear the solo all the times :(

[innerchaos08]

LOL!

the best remix ever xDDDDDD

[dtjesus101]

I hope at some point John talks about this experience in an interview or sometime. Pretty wild story if it hasn't been embellished

[GuillermoSmyser]

I wanna hear Take the Time (tuscan remix)

[fluentinsound]

Id imagine the lyrics would go like this, "Take the time Take the time "Take the time Take the time "Take the time Take the time"Take the time Take the time.....

[UnforgivingCritic]

that's a cool DT pic!!!

BUT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE BACKGROUND??!!

[TheCountofTuscany]

Tuscany. - The Count

[GeneralMcAwesome]

Spagett!

[Furyhunter]

count of tuscanyyyyyy

[skatrumpetx]

A lot of people are saying that the lyrics to this song are lame.. let me educate you why JP had a right to want to shit his pants:

"Maybe you'll recall

A cannibal curator

A character inspired

By my brother's life."

Cannibal Curator = Hannibal Lecter, the psycopath from "The Silence of the Lambs". He becomes curator of a Library in the second movie.

JP THINKS HE IS GOING TO BE KILLED, SLAUGHTERED, AND EATEN.

I'd say thats a good enough reason as any to be a grown man and afraid!

[TheCountofTuscany]

Now wait a minute man

That's not how it is

You must be confused!

[forcefulxcon]

That isn't who I am

Please don't be afraid

I would never try to hurt you.

[exxagerator]

lamest dt song ever

[it3659]

bestdream theater song ever.... its fantastic!

dont like it? fuck off then... :)

[Unflexablegrace]

yeah WAY lamer than prophets of war, rofl

SARCASM

[Luiginoy]

pretty photo...

[Vdrum1010]

tuscan roll'd

[metabog]

The Count of Tuscany.

[mandzsika]

catchy

the coount of tuscanyyy

[tehdreamer]

Why did i come back to watch this 3rd time...

[ahamkara]

Me too, what the fuck is going on?

[jimmywacked]

LAME ~~ SO LAME---

Why not just play the freekin' song??

sure its 19 mins Φ But the REAL remix is here→

com/watch?v=bCxLSdwuFrY

enjoy ~ more to come-

[hotelcecil]

I just dunno why , but it deserves 5 stars

[Sproeikoei]

haha humor ^^

[fluentinsound]

learn to spell

[TheCountofTuscany]

Learn to Count...

of Tuscany! - The Count

[fluentinsound]

Hmmmnnnyahh

[Sproeikoei]

You own ^^ (L) xD

[Sproeikoei]

I´m not a mage sorry.

[fluentinsound]

A what sorry?

[fluentinsound]

Whats a mage bub?

[Sanctusorium]

A glass canon.

[HoorayItsJames]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[danthebackerman1]

amazing song but that's pretty annoying

[TheCountofTuscany]

This is how we live

Strange although it seems

Please try to forgive - The Count

[OcelotDAD]

Count of Tuscany = BEST SONG OF THE EVER

[AirborneIdentity]

best song ever

[kt4shakaw]

so powerful, technical!

[jointz999]

So energy!, Power!

[callamanster]

FUCK :P

[Phoenix117UK]

So heavy sound, yaaaaah!

[jointz999]

Best part on Budokan. Hahaha :D

[TheCountofTuscany]

This will only improve with age (like the finest wines)

[callamanster]

those soldier flavoured rare vintages are great arent they

[TheCountofTuscany]

Not only are they great, but they improve with age! - The Count

[Sproeikoei]

Kinda scared of your brother, just cause I don't wanna die, but i'll just go with you. BUT, don't disappear in the cellar this time please? I had a rough time finding you the other time already.

[Sanctusorium]

Now, wait a minute man, thats not how it its. You must be confused!

[themusicman777]

You can count on this song hehehe. You can count on this song to kick your ass.

[jpetrucci05]

Suckin on his pipe DISTINGUIHED ACCENT! Most metal lyrics of the year

[jeromesnail]

Most metal lyrics EVER !

[fluentinsound]

the entire album was on here for one day yesterday, its been taken down now. count of tuscany is amazing

[JRTET21]

Fuck I missed it.

[fluentinsound]

its still online

[thedarkflowkiller]

ahahahahah I will make a Cd of Tuscany ahahah

[Diastavrones]

this is funny

[alpiel91]

Jö! the graf meets kraftwerk

[TheOctaneTheory2008]

lmao

[liquidtension]

That is so count.

[Scendence]

How many Counts of Tuscany does it take to Count of Tuscany?

[Unflexablegrace]

ROFL

[NathanSushi]

This is the greatest thing I ever heard. I am going to make children to this and then raise them on nothing but its sweet wisdom.

[danilo1305]

azz...  send me it please.