eddie M part7

[Miracle490d]

I love that end. It's amazing that it was only 30 years ago. It seems as ancient as colonial times. Eddie wouldn't have been born yet, but 30yrs is not really that long ago.

[Miracle490d]

Eddie should've added;

Do Arabic people only talk around people they hate? That way it's okay if you spit when you talk or clear out your mouth. Otherwise you be swallowing a lot of spit.

[Miracle490d]

Poor rabbit. LOL That's how the rabbit died! Everytime someone gets pregnant a bear wipes his Ass. LOL

[Astraldragon1]

Eddie: oh baby this is beautifull , we have a chandelier hanging up here, kids outside playing it's a beautifull neighborhood.

Eddie: we ain't got nothing to worry about , I really love them this is really nice.

Voice: GET OUT!!

Eddie: To bad we can't stay baby.

[5degreesofbacon]

THANK YOU!!! I still can't believe this isn't on DVD. But today I bought a bomb pop from the ice cream man and went searching on youtube ;-) I have almost every word memorized :D

[Miracle490d]

@5degreesofbacon No wonder I could never find it when I've searched. How can they have never put this one on DVD? You find RAW.

[SE4NX]

whats the moview he's talking about around 6: 59 to 7 :12

[Miracle490d]

@SE4NX That's "Poltergiest" Great movie. A thriller with a light mix of comedy in parts. Eddie is bad saying leave the kid. But they should've left before the girl disappeared. They did stay too long. LOL They made the mistake of thinking the ghost were harmless. I won't say too much. You have to watch it.

[Grummett35]

lmfao 3:58

[Leonar12345]

if you heard true arabic. its beautiful

[skullie1908]

"get out"

"Too bad we can't stay baby..."

LMAO!

[Msshay321]

wow dats cool he said 40 yers before he got on the stage a black lady wanted to sing opera and they wouldnt let her. and now 40 yrs later a 22 yr old black guy paying debts. man that is historic.

[antonio22edu]

What is the ricky ricardo song that he is singing?

[mmonnerat]

The bear joke is longer in my version... the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit then the rabbit tells the whole woods that what they saw the bear doing was actually the rabbit fucking him in the ass... and the lesson learned is... better to have brains than brawl... lol

[Winkodrummer]

That's not even funny :)

[VoidKeeper]

in the version I heard and tell the bear asks, "Are you shedding?" xD

[nyyanks937]

in my version, after the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit, the rabbit pulls out a gun and shoots the bear and tells him not to fuck with him again

[ccchrv]

wow i really miss the old Eddy Murphy, before he signed with disney

[badskroy71]

lol

[johns8sl]

Just watched the whole thing - thanks for posting the entire show!

[wazo1982]

jus watched evry part of this

eddie murphy = comedy genius

[ALEXTASY123]

a legend behind the mic

[e4zyfr3sh]

when u keave the chinese guy goes

"BIG MAC AND A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES AND A CHERRY PIE" lmFRESHao...

[MollyMonster725]

"Go on Ricky! Curse the Bitch out!"

lmao

[akz2204]

Thank you DoNAKA420 i been saying that to the guy at my 7-11 store for 10 years.Thanks for clearing it up for everyone U NUB!!

[johns8sl]

Really? Wow! It wasn't clear that he was joking at all! (by the way, that was sarcasm since you probably didn't get that, either).

[asc3asc3asc]

@DoNAKA420 @DoNAKA420 why don't you impose Arabic lessons and obligatory prayers on E.M., so he can get his Arabic straight, self-righteous bitch? Neither was a single Chinese word valid either, but one does not see you making a point in that. Why should Arabic get a defense while Chinese and Spanish don't? If you had been of truth you should have defended all of them or dropped the case altogether. Now go worship that inflated ego of yours that you call god, and allow free people to be free.

[DoNAKA420]

@asc3asc3asc buddy relax after i read what i wrote i know it was not smart on my part. but that does not make it okay for you to start insulting me like that. i just commented on the video and you started insulting me. typical move from you people.

[asc3asc3asc]

@DoNAKA420 ok ok explanations accepted, no insult intended on my part, bet u still have a killer body under that burqa of yours. How is that for a compliment ;]]

[rayis2slow]

cap kurk will fuck anyone

ROFL

[lopounkypo]

that was a movie i dont think hes really afraid of ghosts get over it stupid 20 years ago im pretty sure he thought that would haunt him from some stupid bitch

[londonisahottie07]

[hehe]

he's talking about leaving the house when ghosts are around and some odd years later, he did haunted mansion, where there was ghosts that was in the house that wanted him to get out buh...he didn't!

isn't that a funny coincidence?!

[DeathGodWorshiper]

I really like this place honey

"get out"

to bad we can't stay baby!

LOL genious!

[xxjustanothersoulxx]

what's the 7 11?

[RingAroundTheRosies]

it's a place where you can order soda, sandwiches and stuff

[MyGodWhatWasThat]

yeah but it's Funny ^^

[scarecrowiz]

He does Spock very well.

[EddyARB]

He has the funniest laugh.

[ellroy28]

if the bitch is green, there's something wrong with the pussy whahaha lool

[gking407]

eddie is da shit, just da shit

[Tektribe808]

so f@#*ing wrong, but funny as hell

[jacal16]

omg dis was great

[Archigearour]

It's a comedy routine. You understand the term comedy? It means not to be taken seriously. Chill, the fuck, out.

[derpegi]

i dont know whats wrong with you guys!!

i´m from germany and i lived 1 year in canada.

sometimes the people calld me a nazi or fuckig german.

but i stay over it!!

[snookums520]

Lmao, he's soo amazing!!! I love his laugh!! <3

[DolceVita]

hilarious thanks for posting!

[LilMissDee88]

This man is hilarious ..he needs to do another stand up

[AxlRed24]

"why don't white people get out of the house when theres a ghost?" lmfao

wasn't he in a movie called "Haunted Mansion"?

ooooh eddie. you make me happy :)

[porunga92]

yes he did play in the Haunted Mansion, but he needed to save his wife as far as i recall.

i also think that it was after this comedy that he played in that movie.

kinda funny that u noticed, i read ur comment and started laughing cuz he also didnt leave :P

[Dyinglily]

omg hahahahahahahahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!

[brandaking]

He's just great!!!

I cant believe he was only 22 at that time!!!

[mvpofwrestling]

the ricky recardo part kills me all the time lol LoL

[Synth19]

The greatest comedian ever.

[glidergirl8612]

lucille ball is too

[bobbels101]

He's 22. Shit, what am i doing with my life.

[BIGBossVIDEOHEAVEN]

do u care when shit gets on your furr bear+ass=rabbit

[kookomusician]

i know in french J'ai = I have

so just find out what "shit" means in french and your set...lol

[antonio22edu]

If you wanna say in french I have to go shit you say

Je doit y aller chier(It is more street so don't say it in front of a french guy which is very polite and serious)

[blazzyblaze]

22 years old!! bravo!

[mvpofwrestling]

ricky recardo.........classic

[denuevopedro]

go on ricky curse the bitch out

[theunsanereaper]

DONT COMMENT IF YA DONT LIKE IT!!! god dammit

[sal1027]

Guess what jimmy you ugly ass prick, sal is short for SALLY, as in a girl Sally, you dumbass mother fucker so don't be fucking telling me bullshit you sorry ass prick, don't fucking mess with me or I'll fucking show you what terror is.

[Finster1974]

TERRORIST !!!

[keltycphoenyx]

You are one of the reasons why this country is so f*cked up!

[nicolasnogard]

hey sal hope you find eddi someday and hope you tell him about that joke so he can tell you how much of an asshole you are

[miguelignacio]

suck my dick motha fucker!

[AFBoycie]

shut the fuk up sal u prick...n dont haakkkkk on my bread haha

[babi21234]

Yes sal calm down im arab and spanish i think its soooooooooooooooo funny hehehe Its jokesssssssssss ESHTA ! LOL

[ToolNINapc]

The most controversial subjects are the funniest. Everybody laughs through it til he hits their race. Deal with it, it's hilarious no matter who he's talking about.

[sal1027]

Out of all the damn languages why the fuck did you choose arabic to be the one you hate. Let me tell you something eddie your people's native tongue is a stranger language then any other.

[RezOmega]

How do you know his people's native language? Africa has many languages...

[tylernautica]

why are u so offended? you can laugh at this other jokes towards others, but cant laugh when he talks about your people' ....... fukk people like you!

[NYyankz225]

That's because Eddie is actually funny.

[DariSumisu]

FUCK YOU

[sal1027]

And stop confusing Arabs with Indians, cause we don't work at the seven eleven idiot, Indians do. lol

[ChrisCBX]

You such a pussy.

[delaya2t]

he sounds like carlton of the fresh prince at 3.35xD he is so funny!!!!!

[kaloufi]

That was excellent, i just watched all of it, loved it :)

[eqlipze80]

Simply Hilarious ...

[jdt917]

This is the funniest stand up comedy I have ever seen.

[MGG75]

i don't want no hockin' in my bread, muthafucka!

[MotenaMsPigguette]

why is the bear n the rabbit joke so funny?

[GuardianMike]

in my opinion its cuz nobody expected the bear to wipe his ass with the rabbit.the bear was making convo with the rabbit and at the end he wipes his ass with the rabbit,i dunno if it makes sense to u

[pamperedgurl]

meaning when the bear asked the rabbit if it likes poop stuck to its fur, he was really intending on using the rabbit as a wipe!

[ReinPluum14]

no Sh!t dude.

[inuyasha9954]

shut up bitch

[murdoc0810]

The DVD will be re-released on the 6th of Feb 07. I can't wait.

[ExodusPessoa]

I thought Eddie didn't want to release it because some of the jokes he now regrets saying like the ones about homosexuals. And he didn't want his children watching it. Well his children are grown up now, so it won't be a problem. The second it's on the shelves I'm going to buy it. Eddie Murphy is my favorite comedian.

[jdt917]

yea its on the shelves.

[monzfreakydeeky]

da bear and the rabbit omg dats jus so wrong in soo many ways rotfctfu omga fukin funni

[havk991]

the first time i watched this movie i was drunk and that fucking joke he told made me cry and laugh so hard i nearly fucking died it was the funneist shit ever

[celicasaur]

Thankyou for uploading all of this :)

[Animeman86]

thks for the grear upload

[senta91]

he laufs like HUH HUH HUH

[Barrcode]

Thanks for puttin all those together. youtube rocks.

[Gorath79]

His last comment especially was pure gold.

[DrunkenYao]

Thanks for post. Glad their in sections so I can go back to my favorite parts! X-)

[l3lackitty]

How old is he now? lol

[copkillaz2k]

he was born 1961

[lozarox]

god this is so funny. he was such a better comedian than actor. has anyone seen buckwheat? now that is priceless!

[FINPlaque]

Wow. That was an amazing show.. had to watch it to the very end. classic. wow. awesomeness.

[usemyillusion12]

he is a fucking legend! , can you get the whole show on dvd?

[philwood]

You can if you know where to look, i found it on Ebay...but couldnt be arsed to buy it.

[chrisagonzalez2]

I have it on DVD

[Alice213]

no. not yet. i dont think ever

[derrick98]

wow he was only 22

[1Fable]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO, BEAUTIFUL