How To Die

[gcooper99]

Like when I'm 100 and on my b day I'd jump a car of a cliff and be like see u suckers!

[hjfluvstennis]

Same here

[cats0092]

I wanna die in my sleep wen I'm 99 or 102 so i can play with my grandkids and be in a fling car hehehe that would be amazing

[hammond3110]

gas station explosion

[MisterBlack215]

I want to die without being single

[mrGTflash]

killin a hooker while raping her insides ;)

-amirGT

[alienwere999]

I was so bored that i typed how to die ....

[fuzzleteala]

Die of really old age in my sleep.

[MrDotMontage]

Get shot so I know when I'm dead. (After the pain)

[sa24ful]

@kimedward01 Oh shut the fuck up you emo.

[Fallen2022]

i wanna die by 1.sleep 2. doing something stupid 3. die in my lovers arms

[simcraft09]

Stupid



[julietate18]

I WOULD WANT TO DIE PEACFULY IN MY SLEEP LESS PAINFUL LUV YA ONISION just started watching you thirty mins ago

[Second2Rush]

@julietate18 Im with you Bro! I wanna Die in my sleep Too!

Like my Dear grandma ma Not the People who Screamed in her Car, While it plundged off a Cliff... xD

[OoTaLs]

sleep... DYING ANY OTHER WAY MIGHT BE PAINFUL!!!!!

[47871553]

is this the guy that did the zelda trailer

[horseops]

I'm gonna fucking kill myself in a closet after I get hypothermia so I'll die alone and cold

[KnowYa97]

I would take pills even before i get really old

[Luvhiral92]

I would die whenever someone shoots me :)

[kimedward01]

i want to die right now. fucking shitty life. :|

[alfieford95]

THATS WHO YOU LOOK LIKE!!! zed from pulp fiction knew id get it eventually

[alfieford95]

i wanna die at the end of the world imagine seeing all the fire balls and shit destorying everything then bang one second your there one second your not easy

[kmctop33]

I would want to die next to the person I love in my sleep at a very very old age so it's not like a surprise,that seams like a nice way to go

[Bartstorm5]

1:16 PeDO face!



[chemical0romance]

i wanna blow my brains out, a single shotgun round,

instant but at least i can control it

[baileyallenjones]

having a foodgazm

[gliterprincess102]

I want to die when im a sleep or when im with my family

[pinkpolkadotz22]

i would die with a meaning...like jumpin in front of a bullet for someone i love or something...be a hero:)

[oblit0rat0r]

@pinkpolkadotz22 same here

[TheMoeydog]

I would want to die in a apocalypse where I'm one of two people standing and one bullet left in a shotgun

[EnNreviews]

i want to die as i deliver the worlds biggest crap into the toilet. i hav more time on the crapper than u guys hav to do anything

[epctyable]

i want to die as my dick gets chopped of by my girl friend.

[Tonithenightowl]

Fast. Instantaneous.

[WizardUncleMud]

I want to die a hero.

[MrTheKingOfBananas]

I would cut out my guts tie them around my neck then hang myself

[knut18mikal]

i would like to die by farting the hardest fart ever

[emilko62]

i whanna die as a kamakaze and destroy da world :P

[0286Shane]

i want to die in the army

[Steven77769]

I wanna get exploded!

[SufferinSuccotash89]

I want to die by drowning while piranhas chew my balls off. And I'd say something witty like "Die? That's the last thing I should do!" But it would just come out in bubbles, so it would be a bit of a wasted statement. But that would just add to the beauty of the situation, in some way.......

Nah scratch that. I'll just die in my sleep.

[DrPeper271]

i'd like to die when I die

[JAYZILL44]

I Would die from my Tiger blood getting too high of a temp and then Yelling A famous quote

[danceoffAsh]

I would die by dancing

[ConkerPucci13]

Me, i'd rather die from what i do and that's smoking cause i'm the smoker and i'm choosing the way i die. and die from sex? hell i wouldn't care how the other person felt, cause i'm dead!

[pand2mic]

If you die sleeping that would be hell because if you were murdered while you were sleeping you would feel your dying pain as you awoke. I would rather die knowing that I was about to less pain because you know it's coming like a in a fight.

[XpoldingToast]

I want to die fighting. Hopefully, it won't be something stupid or embarrassing ...

[UnicornPineapples]

I wanna die. . by blocking a bullet from my love. Taking the bullet instead of them, then I'll be the hero. .

Doesn't everyone love to be the hero?

[thedragonball97121]

i want to die by breaking out of prison in a crazy suit with crack and cigars (not really :DDD) but i want my last words to be " the condoms are in the third... X( LOL

[Kindarkblade]

im gonna die by nuking the world =DDD

[PessimisticAshley]

something crazy and public.

[luridoptics]

I wanna either be rocketed into space or dive as far as I can into the deepest part of the ocean till the pressure kills me

[retreet123]

by a nuke short and fast wont even know what hit ya

[APK190]

I want to die in combat or emm... any other way what is not realy painful :D

[biancagray123]

i would like to die by sleeping without waking up i really want to die to go to heaven with my best friend sam (my cat) but then i don't.

[XxXTHUNDERBASSXxX]

i want to die jumping off the empire state building :)

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

But if you do when you die while your sleeping how would you yourself know if you woke up or not?

[bornpineapple]

shc 

[2RealmNaruto]

i want to die when i want to die

[RideTheRainbowTV]

Anything that would get me on 1000 ways to die!

[sdog1234]

What you said

[Rage995]

I would like to die having a threesome on my hundredth birthday

[thesplashingpebbles]

i dont want to think about that

[blackburry12]

I Would Love To Die In The Arms Of Brendon Urie . x'] Or Near Him Jumping Off A High Structure Trying To Get To Him . x3

[NiKoRaSu15]

Jump of a plane and never open the parachute.

My final moments will be moments of true freedom :)

[WoWPro71]

from a guns

[nawitchful]

I want to die... 

[WoWPro71]

@nawitchful ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO

[nawitchful]

@WoWPro71 We have to find an easy way to die!

[WoWPro71]

@nawitchful tell me becasue i didnt listen to him :(

[ccbunnyrabbit]

i think i want to die in my sleep... but then who ever finds me would be scared shitless, so i think i wanna die when im old and of.... ugh... i really dont know...... my friend told me one time she wanted to die getting mauled by a panther.....O.o

[TatyDarkangel]

I want to kill myselph. ( me and my boyphriend have an arranjement. Well kill ourselphs when we are 27 and get in the 27 club like kurt cobain,jimmy hendrix,amy winnehouse and such. Or at 21 like Sid Viscious.) Ill cut my wrists and take pills and well die hugging. xD

[msbubblegummonster]

@TatyDarkangel kill yoursleves i bit later so you have experanced everything soz the spelling wrong

[TatyDarkangel]

@msbubblegummonster

[puppydogs22]

in my sleep

[XOcutie901]

i want to die while killing everybody in da world :D sigh............we all have dreamss

[hamsterondrugsno1]

uuh, bro... i'm immortal.

[pokemonmaster793]

I wanna die in a zombie apocalypse my guns out of ammo me out of breathe zombies surrounding me

[1821aftershock]

@pokemonmaster793 hell yeah for some reason i got so happy when i read your comment. ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!

[ItsGrantCasual]

i want to die an old man and i want to do something family related, perhaps at a family reunion?

[Sammilovesxzelda]

I wanna die listenin to papa roach. Or maybe drowning...

[skullenbonez]

I'm am so freaking suicidal im am near weapons but a gun isnt how I want to go out

[skullenbonez]

I want the die after being stabbed into my stomach and coughing up blood

[deathstreakmetalman]

Get shot or sommert

[Sunburnx17]

fall off a building so i know what its like to fly before i go.

[AngieLuvzWolves]

saving someone's life or peacefully in my sleep

[RouslanK1]

ii want to die by being to old and by sleep

[Emblemdude]

I want to die being burnt alive...

[XzTheChosenOnezX]

Same way.. in my sleep... harmless and quiet...

but if i happen not to.. i want my last words to be... "left a million dollars in the....." :)

[PurpleX96]

I want to die in a way that would make everyone be like, "Figures. She would get herself killed doing that."

Maybe somthing like trying to open a cardboard box...

Or getting stuck in a revolving door for days because I never get out on time, so I die from hunger?

Somthing creative.

I want to die the way I live.

Differently.

[123MsGleek]

Are you drunk?

[trampolineguy88]

go to theync and look itall over how sick peaple are

[JkFly100]

are you gay?

[MrLegobot]

I dont whanna die.

[TheFrogFrag]

I want to die by gun or natrully

[jener98]

I want to die in my sleep :) I don't care how, I just want to be asleep. It's peaceful, in a way, and almost painless.

[morganablackrat]

murder with knives and blood oozing out of my body and my husband or boyfriend commit suicide because he couldn't live with out me

[Rawrbrb696]

I want do die young.

[PrimeTrainerCards]

@trolobakka when your 289 you would be able to move that would suck

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[puppwr99]

i want to die of old age or from something the people would go wow! they died like that !

[maltiseconure9]

i wanna go out with a bang... by choaking on matte fixative... at least i'd be preserved!

[OnlyForInFlames]

I would want to die somewhere wonderful, not asleep. By one of worlds wonders, like the Niagara falls or something like that...

[jolo68]

Your gf might die while your having sex!

[vannawh1te]

at old age. i would want to live my life to the fullest.

[keikokitty189]

In my sleep, I guess. Wouldn't hurt. Everyone would know that I didn't go through any pain, so they wouldn't have to suffer...at least I hope not... :P and are you sitting in a sleeping bag? That's awesome lol

[bman1168]

Yea

[ItsGrantCasual]

@xurly

i would thumbs up but im on my ipod, just randomly typed that in

[xulry]

thumbs up if you were just bored and typed in the search " How to die " :D

[jty5910]

i was bored and that is exactly wat i did

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

I want to suffocate in gummy bears, in my sleep

[poohbabe111]

you can die from.........sex

[EvilNoize]

LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG

[katyPaynexx]

i wanna die in my sleep :)

[theL3G10N]

I'd like to die with a bullet to the head, closed casket funeral. Right now. Such a shame I don't own a gun, I knew I should have bought one before I lost my job.

[mrconnor8898]

while butt fucking megan fox

[michielewiel]

if i woud die i wanna die in peace and know that all of my friends and fameliy moved on and forget about me and the past and jus thave a bright futer

[spottedbelly110]

i want to die asleep.

[SPAAirsoftTeam]

asleep



[B1zmuth]

Freak!!!!!!!!



[Zickino167]

By age, why else.

[SiMMkillsAll]

i would like to die

[seth4chat]

in my sleep

[WofflerWaffler]

I want to die this way:

Getting bombed by Zombie Bin Laden.

[MrsKittyKatKitKat]

Ever since I was little I've wanted to die in my sleep

[Zagadu1]

no offense but you look high as hell man. and that explain the insight to all these questions you ask i do it to. I would want to die in some way involving something amazing ill get back to how.

[BuildBabylon]

Cheers for your honesty.

[MightySandwich79]

i wanna die in my sleep too, because i wouldnt wanna know that im gonna die

[CLSY0433]

To die in order to live.

[ratheadpoop]

i wanna go how roman bellic wants to go

[savoiesplanet]

@ratheadpoop refresh my memory?

[TheSpartanScorpion]

i would die by old age.

or doing somthing like protesting.

[686taytay]

i want to die the same

[TheShaneDawsonFan11]

i want to die knowing how much i love my family and know that i tried my hardest to get to my dream or if i didnt to know i tryed my best and i would want you to know how much you changed my life <3 and how i care about you :)......

[AQWThatWeirdNoob]

I want to die knowing that I did what I loved and knowing that the people that I care about are happy. That is all that matters. My death is I hope, silent. I want to die in silence and peacefully, not painfully.

[FunnyJunkTV]

erotic asphyxiation or in my sleep

[bentarrow169]

i want to die saving someones life..

[Floskinet]

@bentarrow169 Agreed!

[murglefudge]

@bentarrow169 I agree with that.

[pedroetcr]

What a moron!

[dragonfly54321]

Execution Style Plz

[TheCardGuy521]

go to sleep and die while sleeping..

[ShainaCookieMonster]

I want to die sleeping in my bed and just stop breathing like rose at the end of Titanic. I don't want to feel pain when i die.

[jarkbat13]

i want someone to randomly shoot me with a bazooka.... i think it would probably be the most awesome way to go

[MinionOfDeth2112]

Well I'm not too hard to please: anything quick/painless. High Caliber bullet to the head, huge explosion, neck snaping a full 360, dying in my sleep... the less mess the better unless I'm going to die in a shootout. Then I want to make the biggest mess of myself as possible. Heheh, you killed me but now you have to clean up after both of us fuckers. :P

[kilroywuzhere1]

i want to die in a blaze of glory

[kilroywuzhere1]

im not going to die

[bridgeseito]

I wanna die while having s-oh never mind

[sewduh]

i wish i was never born problem solved

[MyCryBabyLove]

WOW YOUR HOT

I want to die when I'm old and in my sleep

[cykocd]

i wanna get ripped pieces bby something that humans dont think exist.

[Frida708]

WTFOnisionSERIOUSLY?! I don't know. Okay, I don't walk around thinking about how I want to die! Just not painful, 'cause I hate pain!

[MrMrASKKADEN]

once i get my lucky charms

[riplilkevin1]

i wanna go in my sleep holding the 10 commanments of emo and scene kids rights! saying why they do not diserve all the hate that they get

[Isificational]

I want to die, when I know I am ready for it. When i FEEL like im going to die. Whenim very old, And when i see that no one needs me anymore and i accomplished all my life goals, then ill die. Peacefully.

[alromano90]

I want to die when I'm really old and in my sleep. Also I don't want a terminal illness or any suffering.

[scarletkitty1999]

saving my bffs life or dieing in war

[nea244]

For another living thing i guess, i dont really get why people want to live so badly ( don misunderstand, i kinda like my life) , i mean i wouldnt just throw my life away if there was a more affective way to help someone, but unless the death is painful then you got nothing to be afraid of right? you just go and thats it, no big deal.

[VinceHaaz]

By saving someone else.

[ugo445]

I wanna die honorably, by a gunshot or something. Nothing slow or majorly gruesome. Or I would just quickly off myself.

[blah22322]

I want to die leaving nothing behind.

[Dawn0fTheDeathNote]

I would want to die falling from a building a very tall one 

[RipenedPlum93]

Death by Epic Meal Time :)

[Darkfeather21]

I want to die in some way that will make everyone remember who I am. Like, getting everyone out of a building that has a bomb in it, then going back in to defuse the bomb, but not being able to defusing it in time. Something like that.

[mikeymooman1]

I, and probably most out there, don't want to die but we all will eventually

[fiction49]

in the ocean with the fish not being eaten by them but just with them

[omfgg3tlost]

i would like to die by getting quartered

[paigee917]

In Australia with the boy I love

[XpagenotfoundX]

dude thats so hard. probably being shot by a sniper



[SakebiVampire0]

how i wanna die: grab a gun, stick it in my mouth, and pull the trigger.

[ichikibobivopular]

I want to die choking on food... food Is good.