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  • BAM !!!

  • Thought he was going to soak tampons in red wine and suck on them...lol. Also every item listed could also store a gun/drug =p

  • Dear lord At first I thought you were gonna soak some tampons in booze....

  • Hahahaha why am I watching this?

  • WHY NOT JUST BOTTLE IN DA PRINGLES CAN? BAM! INSTANT

  • thought he was going to say shove that vodka tampon inside ur girl

  • im pretty sure you would still get stopped at said event if u had a fucking watermelon with you lol.

  • or just put a beer in a fastfood soda cup

  • Mike I think someone watched this at my school because the janitors found booze in a tampon box.

  • i think people need to understand, this is for a festival, not just a day event.

  • gaurd:ummm whats that sir...

    you:o thats just my loaf of bread that i carry around with me....

    lol

  • Alcoholism Win!

  • seems more practical to just get wasted before the event

  • I just love the music playing in the background. LOL

  • Bam

  • Even a better one. Dip a tampon or two or three in vodka and stick it up your ass. No guard will ever catch you, and you might even enjoy it!! /sarcasm end/

  • 'Sir, why are you bringing a watermelon with you into the theatre?'

    'Uh, yeah, my dog just died and uh, he loved watermelon. Thanks for bringing it up.'

    'Awww man, sorry! Enjoy the show.'

  • next time i go to an outdoor concert ill be sure to bring my loaf of bread and tampons

  • To bad guys can't enjoy vodka soaked tampons.

  • im a security guard thx for the tips , im gonna keep an extra eye out for people with fruits and bread

  • @mahsuperhero i put my vodka in ice cubes!!!!!

  • @mahsuperhero HAHAHAHAHA

  • Or just pour your beer into an empty soda bottle.

  • I can never tell how serious this guy is...

    Lol.

  • Fuckin iPod!! I was loading this in my iPod and then when it started my fuken battery said low and had to restart loading , Again! Great vid

  • "And probably a baby."

  • the the fuck takes a loaf of bread 2 a party???

  • @MegaCrispyChicken

    a WINNER

  • @MegaCrispyChicken you know ya need bread at a party,you known it.beer spillages can be soaked up then consumed,i like to call it eatable spunge pads.(paton pending)

  • @MegaCrispyChicken Hey guys.... the breads here...

  • @MegaCrispyChicken somebody with beer in it.

  • or.... get wasted, BEFORE the event..... 

  • How about soaking the tampons or diapers with the vodka, bring it to the event, then wring it over your mouth at your leisure lol.

  • @filosortasmooth ....too much room for the wrong kind of error. remember: we're talking about being drunk here.

  • for mother russia...

  • Or just get drunk before the event, same shit.

  • or you could just fill a pepsi bottle with booze

  • @MrMaryJanes or nestea

  • Trojan horse hm :P ohhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha XD

  • The bread trick clearly wins thats just crazy good

    Wait...did he say inject the orange inside the vodka??

  • The bread trick clearly wins thats just crazy good

  • what about rum ham?

  • Tried this and the TSA wouldn't let me fly.

  • @Ajwazny1 personal reasons ;)

  • ....If only bringing a box of tampons to a summer event looked natural >_>

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg none of those would actually work... maybe the orange lmao youre funneh<3

  • i feel like now securitys gunna check my watermelon bread, tampons, oranges, plastic baggis and diapers now...

  • or you can just sack it ...

  • XD

  • how about drink the bottle of vodka right b4 going to the event 

  • I'd rather eat the bread D:

  • i could see doing this at like a concert in the park or something where public drinking isnt allowed

  • I'm SO gonna use the bread one xD

  • Fuckkkn Smartt

  • Or just put Vodka in a bottle of water?

  • @Unrated48 if you ever left your basement youd know your not allowed to take liquids to concerts..... DERP

  • @airmatt86 Lol I've been 3 times to Heavy Montreal festival, 2008,2010 and 2011, then say I never left my ''basement'' by the way in 2008 I was 14, and then 16,17... I still live in my parent's house... Herp fucking derp dude... Oh and by the way I could bring liquids if they had'nt any caps (For exemple I would hide my water bottle cap in my pockets and bring it inside the event).

  • @Unrated48 uh thx for the life story. canadian AYE. haha ya i dont pick on minors you win little man.

  • @Unrated48 thats what my mom does

  • @Unrated48 hollowing out a loaf of bread and filling it with beer is easier..

  • @Unrated48

    Epic comment is epic.

  • @Unrated48 every security guard knows this trick, all they have to do is open the bottle and smell it...jeez

  • hahahahaha seriously what woman carries a fucking BOX of tampons with them?! hahaa ever retarded.

  • @lbomb8 a lot

  • ....Or get a flask, and put it in your back pocket...

  • im a girl. i dont use a whole box of tampons in a day (or else i would probably die). therefore i dont carry a whole box of them with me...

  • @nikileeh lmao

  • Thank god, i cant stand watching my kid play soccer sober.

  • Next episode = How to sneak cocaine thru border

  • @masterofmosh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Nowheremovies glad you liked it :)

  • @masterofmosh Seriously, I just discovered this channel and subscribe! The vids are funny as fuck and some are very informative!

  • @Nowheremovies I have to agree! :D

  • @masterofmosh rofl! :P

  • @masterofmosh

    all your gonna need is a condom and your anus

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  • fuckin drunks

  • GENIUS!

  • i've never been more attracted to a man in my entire life

  • FAT GUY. Roll of plastic tubing. 2 corks.

    Fill with alcohol, cork, wrap around the fat rolls. Enjoy.

  • LMAO the trojan horse is

  • wow poor baby

  • LOL!!!

    

  • i just put vodka in a water bottle lol

  • I just walk in with whatever i want, if anyone fucks with me i knock them the fuck out.

  • @bmays002 rofllll legend

  • @bmays002

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    dude I'm cracking up so bad, hahahahahaha u fuckin guy, making me laugh aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh :>

  • Just taking my loaf of bread into this concert. I need it for my low blood sugar.

  • Doesn't everyone bring a loaf of bread to every summertime event?

  • i like the Oj one

  • ORANGE IS BULLSHIT! Most stadiums will NOT let you in with ANYTHING that is shaped like a ball, and is somewhat hard. It's a god damned throwing hazard.

    ....actually, most of this is fucking bullshit, and it's OBVIOUS you've never been to a large event, stadium, or concert.

  • @staphinfection lol you mad bro ?

    its a joke lol

  • what about pot

  • 021p t6yab17 n335v8 528 q616

  • You could sneak it in already inside your body....

  • @TalulahsDaddy yeah one of those little bottles might fit up there.

  • How stupid

  • lol baby diapers and vodka, don't forget your baby!

  • This is genius.

    Can't wait to bring my loaf of bread, box of tampons and watermelon to my next summer event.

  • Yes, I'm definetly taking a diaper to a summer event.

  • I am not sure if trolling . . . or just stupid -_-

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  • judging by the way this guy talks he could probably fit those airplane bottles up his ass if he needed to.

  • lol i think bringing bread to a game is a bit suspicious

  • A box of tampons.... Check

    Girlfriend .... :,(

  • @Imakeplanesboom why do you have tampons in the first place?

  • @Imakeplanesboom

    hahahaha wtf man, funniest shit ever broh

  • @Imakeplanesboom FOREVER ALONE! D:

  • @Imakeplanesboom Why do you have tampons? NM I don't wanna know..

  • @Imakeplanesboom LOL:D

  • @ImakeplanesboomWhy do you have Tampons if you have no GF?? wtf dude.

  • @GerrettJihad look at the comments, someone else asked that. I answered it too,

  • @Imakeplanesboom lemme guess your gay and you use manpons so you dont shit yourslef after getting assrammed all day...

  • @GerrettJihad Lol I'M GAY???? Look at your picture.. You look like a fucking flamer! Go kill yourself with one of your acid bombs faggot. And take that Alex Grey picture off your profile, you don't deserve it. Go get laid and come back.

  • @Imakeplanesboom YOUR THE ONE CHECKING OUT MY PICTURE AND WATCHING MY VIDS... FUCKING STALKER HOMO, i GET MORE GIRLS IN A WEEK THEN YOU WILL IN A LIFETIME.. TROLL FAGGOT BITCH.

  • @GerrettJihad U mad bro? By the way, you're the troll. You verbally harassed me, you responded to my comment. Not the other way around. And that's a good one, really, I'm still laughing. Every day is cinemax, every night's a porno.

  • @GerrettJihad Yadadamean?

  • One question. I'm a girl, can i subscribe anyway?

  • @afropao you can try,do you have a girlfriend? :D

  • @ThrashAbaddon Uh. Yes I do

  • @afropao good :D

  • fag? good call fonzi! get original you fucking lush.

  • i dunno if i want to bring a baby in an event. plus a lot of events dont allow outside food. and the box of tampons...who brings a whole fucking box of tampons?

  • Hahaha I would love to see someone walking with a loaf of bread at an event

  • Lol this is so lame

  • I was gonna dislike to even out the bar, but then I realized this was actually a good video so I clicked the like button because I like the video LOL XD haha lol now I'm gonna go back to failblog lol XXXDDD : ) peace out dawwgs :D!! :P

  • Who noticed that at 1:00 he fill the melon with vodka with a closed bottle

  • Great ideas but who just walks around with a melon or a loaf of bread?

  • I just put mine in a plastic bottle and down my trousers while walkin up to the person how's checkin people drinkin a beer then use that beer as a distraction to worm my way in with little or no pat down :)

  • I don't understand... did I just get trolled..?

  • Yee Boiii. They won't say shit when they see me and my watermelon role in the club.

  • @evanid321 they usually serve liqour in clubs buddy...

  • @MisterWite1 If your willing to spend a fuck load.

  • @evanid321

    hahahaha ur so fuckin stupid man, hahahaha that shit was so hilarious, thanks for the laugh broh

  • @evanid321 lmfao.

  • 0:03 go like this to airport you gonna see your sneak booze the american way!

  • And guess who are they gonna look for when some jackass kills someone for watching this how to vid.........

  • 0:00 "Hi i like cakes" xDDDDDD

  • The guys who sneak booze into a event are those guys who are drunk at that event and security has to escort them out. :P

  • Great video man!...now i know what to check for before people enter my building!

  • shit ,coz im goin to a rave with a loaf of bread

    A. I wouldnt get in

    B.who carrys bread with them

    C .british bouncers search everything

    D.just take everything before u go in yay

  • Vodka in a water bottle.

  • You are my hero!

  • awesome

    

  • Wow...he's cute. But looks like a total douche haha.

  • eh, i find that heading to your nearest 7/11 and grabbing those small pouches of ribena, emptying them, and the filling them with bourban or vodka works the best - tucks nicely into your gooch

  • Get a flask already.

  • BAAAAAM!

  • What ever happened to putting a can of booze in your pocket?

  • I won't try the melon for sneaking, but thank's for a great party trick ^^

  • THE PLAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • im using the bag plan...

  • TAMPONS....all you need is a GIRLFRIEND(tnx, im sober for the night)

  • those are all dumb ideas... The best way is fill a plastic bag with vodka and tie it up, then put that down your pants...

  • This is the potential of the human mind. BRILLIANT!

  • he's doin it wrong.take a tampon and let it soak with booze then put it in your girlfreinds vagina

  • or i dont know, you could just avoid all the hassle and not drink for awhile... its not that difficult.

  • @effarve shut up fag. get the fuck out. you apparently clicked on the wrong fuckin vid

  • should named it "how to plan a terrorist attack"

  • Its a shame that doesnt work in Holland. We cant take any food to the festivals. The just take it from you and trow it away.

  • lmao this dude is hilarious

  • This was awesome! I don't go anywhere without my marble rye, anymore.

  • holy fuck the orange is awesome.. ima try that

  • just use kipkays hack :) and fake drinking a bear.