Even a better one. Dip a tampon or two or three in vodka and stick it up your ass. No guard will ever catch you, and you might even enjoy it!! /sarcasm end/
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@MegaCrispyChicken you know ya need bread at a party,you known it.beer spillages can be soaked up then consumed,i like to call it eatable spunge pads.(paton pending)
@airmatt86 Lol I've been 3 times to Heavy Montreal festival, 2008,2010 and 2011, then say I never left my ''basement'' by the way in 2008 I was 14, and then 16,17... I still live in my parent's house... Herp fucking derp dude... Oh and by the way I could bring liquids if they had'nt any caps (For exemple I would hide my water bottle cap in my pockets and bring it inside the event).
ORANGE IS BULLSHIT! Most stadiums will NOT let you in with ANYTHING that is shaped like a ball, and is somewhat hard. It's a god damned throwing hazard.
....actually, most of this is fucking bullshit, and it's OBVIOUS you've never been to a large event, stadium, or concert.
@Imakeplanesboom 375 people of cambodia killed in stampede all are in pain all pain is because of birth giving birth is wrong extinction of all is good never do what will always be undone never make what will always be destroyed never give birth to what will always die jisko hameshaa marnaa hai usko paidaa mat karnaa please join human extinction movement no sex no birth no death no pain everywhere always lifeless har jagah hameshaa bejaan
@GerrettJihad Lol I'M GAY???? Look at your picture.. You look like a fucking flamer! Go kill yourself with one of your acid bombs faggot. And take that Alex Grey picture off your profile, you don't deserve it. Go get laid and come back.
@Imakeplanesboom YOUR THE ONE CHECKING OUT MY PICTURE AND WATCHING MY VIDS... FUCKING STALKER HOMO, i GET MORE GIRLS IN A WEEK THEN YOU WILL IN A LIFETIME.. TROLL FAGGOT BITCH.
@GerrettJihad U mad bro? By the way, you're the troll. You verbally harassed me, you responded to my comment. Not the other way around. And that's a good one, really, I'm still laughing. Every day is cinemax, every night's a porno.
@effarve 375 people of cambodia killed in stampede all are in pain all pain is because of birth giving birth is wrong extinction of all is good never do what will always be undone never make what will always be destroyed never give birth to what will always die jisko hameshaa marnaa hai usko paidaa mat karnaa please join human extinction movement no sex no birth no death no pain everywhere always lifeless har jagah hameshaa bejaan
i dunno if i want to bring a baby in an event. plus a lot of events dont allow outside food. and the box of tampons...who brings a whole fucking box of tampons?
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I just put mine in a plastic bottle and down my trousers while walkin up to the person how's checkin people drinkin a beer then use that beer as a distraction to worm my way in with little or no pat down :)
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JAnan1911 3 days ago
Thought he was going to soak tampons in red wine and suck on them...lol. Also every item listed could also store a gun/drug =p
LGQ3 1 week ago
Dear lord At first I thought you were gonna soak some tampons in booze....
Debmau5 4 weeks ago
Hahahaha why am I watching this?
NinjaBuddy98 1 month ago
WHY NOT JUST BOTTLE IN DA PRINGLES CAN? BAM! INSTANT
DaKattila 1 month ago
thought he was going to say shove that vodka tampon inside ur girl
ihatehistory 1 month ago
im pretty sure you would still get stopped at said event if u had a fucking watermelon with you lol.
thehellisgoingon 1 month ago
or just put a beer in a fastfood soda cup
ronnietoxxic 1 month ago
Mike I think someone watched this at my school because the janitors found booze in a tampon box.
skullpirate360 1 month ago
i think people need to understand, this is for a festival, not just a day event.
Jacko0921 2 months ago
gaurd:ummm whats that sir...
you:o thats just my loaf of bread that i carry around with me....
lol
pinpon225 2 months ago
Alcoholism Win!
parkouras93 2 months ago
seems more practical to just get wasted before the event
jeanp0190 2 months ago 2
I just love the music playing in the background. LOL
lilhavin 2 months ago
Bam
nixymagoo 2 months ago
Even a better one. Dip a tampon or two or three in vodka and stick it up your ass. No guard will ever catch you, and you might even enjoy it!! /sarcasm end/
BAK87 3 months ago
'Sir, why are you bringing a watermelon with you into the theatre?'
'Uh, yeah, my dog just died and uh, he loved watermelon. Thanks for bringing it up.'
'Awww man, sorry! Enjoy the show.'
Faulkner18FTW 3 months ago 3
next time i go to an outdoor concert ill be sure to bring my loaf of bread and tampons
MrPsykokiller13 3 months ago
To bad guys can't enjoy vodka soaked tampons.
CrimsonStigmata 3 months ago
im a security guard thx for the tips , im gonna keep an extra eye out for people with fruits and bread
mahsuperhero 3 months ago
@mahsuperhero i put my vodka in ice cubes!!!!!
rick550 3 months ago 2
@mahsuperhero HAHAHAHAHA
205sweetcandy 3 months ago
Or just pour your beer into an empty soda bottle.
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rubenCEPEDA1 3 months ago
I can never tell how serious this guy is...
Lol.
Ooftyman 3 months ago
Fuckin iPod!! I was loading this in my iPod and then when it started my fuken battery said low and had to restart loading , Again! Great vid
MrCodwaw11 3 months ago
"And probably a baby."
redheadedApple 3 months ago
the the fuck takes a loaf of bread 2 a party???
MegaCrispyChicken 4 months ago 56
@MegaCrispyChicken
a WINNER
fred1395durst 4 months ago
@MegaCrispyChicken you know ya need bread at a party,you known it.beer spillages can be soaked up then consumed,i like to call it eatable spunge pads.(paton pending)
FORANWFS 2 months ago
@MegaCrispyChicken Hey guys.... the breads here...
alexalex736 1 month ago
@MegaCrispyChicken somebody with beer in it.
loknloll 5 days ago
or.... get wasted, BEFORE the event.....
MrPhish21 4 months ago
How about soaking the tampons or diapers with the vodka, bring it to the event, then wring it over your mouth at your leisure lol.
filosortasmooth 4 months ago 14
@filosortasmooth ....too much room for the wrong kind of error. remember: we're talking about being drunk here.
loknloll 5 days ago
for mother russia...
FIFAultimatevVS 4 months ago
Or just get drunk before the event, same shit.
rippingand115 4 months ago
or you could just fill a pepsi bottle with booze
MrMaryJanes 4 months ago
@MrMaryJanes or nestea
v000000000000v 4 months ago
Trojan horse hm :P ohhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha XD
smurfraper22 4 months ago
The bread trick clearly wins thats just crazy good
Wait...did he say inject the orange inside the vodka??
thegingerbreadman 4 months ago
The bread trick clearly wins thats just crazy good
thegingerbreadman 4 months ago
what about rum ham?
wowzabob 5 months ago
Tried this and the TSA wouldn't let me fly.
NETWizzJbirk 5 months ago
@Ajwazny1 personal reasons ;)
Imakeplanesboom 5 months ago
....If only bringing a box of tampons to a summer event looked natural >_>
RedspRayypainT 6 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg none of those would actually work... maybe the orange lmao youre funneh<3
kawaiichie 6 months ago
i feel like now securitys gunna check my watermelon bread, tampons, oranges, plastic baggis and diapers now...
yankeesfan72196 6 months ago 2
or you can just sack it ...
capajc 6 months ago
XD
G0ld3nB4lls 6 months ago
how about drink the bottle of vodka right b4 going to the event
Alxphat 6 months ago
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TheShizzNizzL8 6 months ago
I'd rather eat the bread D:
NightBane345 6 months ago
i could see doing this at like a concert in the park or something where public drinking isnt allowed
TheChunckizzle 6 months ago
I'm SO gonna use the bread one xD
fulltimespy 6 months ago 2
Fuckkkn Smartt
TheInstantPhenom 7 months ago
Or just put Vodka in a bottle of water?
Unrated48 7 months ago 95
@Unrated48 if you ever left your basement youd know your not allowed to take liquids to concerts..... DERP
airmatt86 6 months ago
@airmatt86 Lol I've been 3 times to Heavy Montreal festival, 2008,2010 and 2011, then say I never left my ''basement'' by the way in 2008 I was 14, and then 16,17... I still live in my parent's house... Herp fucking derp dude... Oh and by the way I could bring liquids if they had'nt any caps (For exemple I would hide my water bottle cap in my pockets and bring it inside the event).
Unrated48 6 months ago
@Unrated48 uh thx for the life story. canadian AYE. haha ya i dont pick on minors you win little man.
airmatt86 6 months ago
@Unrated48 thats what my mom does
rubenCEPEDA1 3 months ago
@Unrated48 hollowing out a loaf of bread and filling it with beer is easier..
CoatOD 3 months ago
@Unrated48
Epic comment is epic.
xmikelike 3 months ago
@Unrated48 every security guard knows this trick, all they have to do is open the bottle and smell it...jeez
Rockinthaworld6 1 month ago
hahahahaha seriously what woman carries a fucking BOX of tampons with them?! hahaa ever retarded.
lbomb8 7 months ago
@lbomb8 a lot
omgfocker 7 months ago
....Or get a flask, and put it in your back pocket...
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TheAverageguyfitness 7 months ago
im a girl. i dont use a whole box of tampons in a day (or else i would probably die). therefore i dont carry a whole box of them with me...
nikileeh 7 months ago
@nikileeh lmao
beto9298 4 months ago
Thank god, i cant stand watching my kid play soccer sober.
uprightking 7 months ago 2
Next episode = How to sneak cocaine thru border
masterofmosh 7 months ago 82
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BleachRush 7 months ago
fuckin drunks
AmsterdamHeavy 7 months ago
GENIUS!
gearsdan 7 months ago
i've never been more attracted to a man in my entire life
mumbleye 7 months ago
FAT GUY. Roll of plastic tubing. 2 corks.
Fill with alcohol, cork, wrap around the fat rolls. Enjoy.
sevensixtwomm 7 months ago
LMAO the trojan horse is
punnkypo 7 months ago
wow poor baby
CostaRicaninDenver 7 months ago
LOL!!!
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ReverseTheClip 7 months ago
i just put vodka in a water bottle lol
xLooNeyHD 7 months ago
I just walk in with whatever i want, if anyone fucks with me i knock them the fuck out.
bmays002 7 months ago 4
@bmays002 rofllll legend
xLooNeyHD 7 months ago
@bmays002
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude I'm cracking up so bad, hahahahahaha u fuckin guy, making me laugh aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh :>
VypeReaper 7 months ago
Just taking my loaf of bread into this concert. I need it for my low blood sugar.
plugginjerkface 7 months ago
Doesn't everyone bring a loaf of bread to every summertime event?
Foogayzee 7 months ago
i like the Oj one
SuperTonyBaloney 7 months ago
ORANGE IS BULLSHIT! Most stadiums will NOT let you in with ANYTHING that is shaped like a ball, and is somewhat hard. It's a god damned throwing hazard.
....actually, most of this is fucking bullshit, and it's OBVIOUS you've never been to a large event, stadium, or concert.
staphinfection 7 months ago
@staphinfection lol you mad bro ?
its a joke lol
CamperNoCamping 7 months ago
what about pot
backspace971 7 months ago
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robertsonomq 7 months ago
You could sneak it in already inside your body....
TalulahsDaddy 7 months ago
@TalulahsDaddy yeah one of those little bottles might fit up there.
MegaLinuxer 7 months ago
How stupid
downyourtube 7 months ago
lol baby diapers and vodka, don't forget your baby!
longboardinman 7 months ago
This is genius.
Can't wait to bring my loaf of bread, box of tampons and watermelon to my next summer event.
Nihilanthe 7 months ago
Yes, I'm definetly taking a diaper to a summer event.
SloveniaMMA 7 months ago
I am not sure if trolling . . . or just stupid -_-
softilol 7 months ago 3
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softilol 7 months ago
judging by the way this guy talks he could probably fit those airplane bottles up his ass if he needed to.
flskim906 7 months ago
lol i think bringing bread to a game is a bit suspicious
Tarantul121292 7 months ago
A box of tampons.... Check
Girlfriend .... :,(
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nobirthnodeath 7 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom why do you have tampons in the first place?
ImABeast54321 7 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom
hahahaha wtf man, funniest shit ever broh
VypeReaper 7 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom FOREVER ALONE! D:
Xephrocrsith 7 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom Why do you have tampons? NM I don't wanna know..
iDefCon5 7 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom LOL:D
petriukas20 6 months ago
@ImakeplanesboomWhy do you have Tampons if you have no GF?? wtf dude.
GerrettJihad 4 months ago
@GerrettJihad look at the comments, someone else asked that. I answered it too,
Imakeplanesboom 4 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom lemme guess your gay and you use manpons so you dont shit yourslef after getting assrammed all day...
GerrettJihad 4 months ago
@GerrettJihad Lol I'M GAY???? Look at your picture.. You look like a fucking flamer! Go kill yourself with one of your acid bombs faggot. And take that Alex Grey picture off your profile, you don't deserve it. Go get laid and come back.
Imakeplanesboom 4 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom YOUR THE ONE CHECKING OUT MY PICTURE AND WATCHING MY VIDS... FUCKING STALKER HOMO, i GET MORE GIRLS IN A WEEK THEN YOU WILL IN A LIFETIME.. TROLL FAGGOT BITCH.
GerrettJihad 4 months ago
@GerrettJihad U mad bro? By the way, you're the troll. You verbally harassed me, you responded to my comment. Not the other way around. And that's a good one, really, I'm still laughing. Every day is cinemax, every night's a porno.
Imakeplanesboom 4 months ago
@Imakeplanesboom lmao
GerrettJihad 4 months ago
@GerrettJihad Yadadamean?
Imakeplanesboom 4 months ago
One question. I'm a girl, can i subscribe anyway?
afropao 7 months ago
@afropao you can try,do you have a girlfriend? :D
ThrashAbaddon 7 months ago
@ThrashAbaddon Uh. Yes I do
afropao 7 months ago
@afropao good :D
ThrashAbaddon 7 months ago
fag? good call fonzi! get original you fucking lush.
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nobirthnodeath 7 months ago
i dunno if i want to bring a baby in an event. plus a lot of events dont allow outside food. and the box of tampons...who brings a whole fucking box of tampons?
PhizzleOut 7 months ago
Hahaha I would love to see someone walking with a loaf of bread at an event
Kadhyaa 7 months ago
Lol this is so lame
virdi1992 7 months ago
I was gonna dislike to even out the bar, but then I realized this was actually a good video so I clicked the like button because I like the video LOL XD haha lol now I'm gonna go back to failblog lol XXXDDD : ) peace out dawwgs :D!! :P
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102lol 7 months ago
Who noticed that at 1:00 he fill the melon with vodka with a closed bottle
casacavictor 7 months ago
Great ideas but who just walks around with a melon or a loaf of bread?
BECKDADDY 7 months ago
I just put mine in a plastic bottle and down my trousers while walkin up to the person how's checkin people drinkin a beer then use that beer as a distraction to worm my way in with little or no pat down :)
Blasphemingisfunkids 7 months ago
I don't understand... did I just get trolled..?
2litersam 7 months ago
Yee Boiii. They won't say shit when they see me and my watermelon role in the club.
evanid321 7 months ago 226
@evanid321 they usually serve liqour in clubs buddy...
MisterWite1 7 months ago
@MisterWite1 If your willing to spend a fuck load.
evanid321 7 months ago
@evanid321
hahahaha ur so fuckin stupid man, hahahaha that shit was so hilarious, thanks for the laugh broh
VypeReaper 7 months ago
@evanid321 lmfao.
beto9298 4 months ago
0:03 go like this to airport you gonna see your sneak booze the american way!
Suligosto 7 months ago
And guess who are they gonna look for when some jackass kills someone for watching this how to vid.........
wickediron75 7 months ago
0:00 "Hi i like cakes" xDDDDDD
MKP4ever 7 months ago
The guys who sneak booze into a event are those guys who are drunk at that event and security has to escort them out. :P
necramoniumdotc0m 7 months ago
Great video man!...now i know what to check for before people enter my building!
911adt 7 months ago
shit ,coz im goin to a rave with a loaf of bread
A. I wouldnt get in
B.who carrys bread with them
C .british bouncers search everything
D.just take everything before u go in yay
semtex644 7 months ago
Vodka in a water bottle.
asty87 7 months ago
You are my hero!
Beaudascious 7 months ago
awesome
eddp777 7 months ago
Wow...he's cute. But looks like a total douche haha.
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 7 months ago
eh, i find that heading to your nearest 7/11 and grabbing those small pouches of ribena, emptying them, and the filling them with bourban or vodka works the best - tucks nicely into your gooch
JKMoFoTv 7 months ago
Get a flask already.
steveyagerfilms 7 months ago
BAAAAAM!
AleXreleXed 7 months ago
What ever happened to putting a can of booze in your pocket?
IGPXer 7 months ago
I won't try the melon for sneaking, but thank's for a great party trick ^^
SiRReviews 7 months ago
THE PLAGUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Engelvonderholle 7 months ago
im using the bag plan...
cradleofdeath123 7 months ago
TAMPONS....all you need is a GIRLFRIEND(tnx, im sober for the night)
badzo54321 7 months ago
those are all dumb ideas... The best way is fill a plastic bag with vodka and tie it up, then put that down your pants...
JimmyTheKiller 7 months ago
This is the potential of the human mind. BRILLIANT!
josegabrielster 7 months ago
he's doin it wrong.take a tampon and let it soak with booze then put it in your girlfreinds vagina
sNi1989 7 months ago 2
or i dont know, you could just avoid all the hassle and not drink for awhile... its not that difficult.
effarve 7 months ago
@effarve shut up fag. get the fuck out. you apparently clicked on the wrong fuckin vid
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TheENTERRAPTURE17 7 months ago
should named it "how to plan a terrorist attack"
magicfunghi 7 months ago 3
Its a shame that doesnt work in Holland. We cant take any food to the festivals. The just take it from you and trow it away.
shadinghost 7 months ago
lmao this dude is hilarious
cmmccorey5 7 months ago
This was awesome! I don't go anywhere without my marble rye, anymore.
DoYerBest 7 months ago
holy fuck the orange is awesome.. ima try that
mkdray992 7 months ago
just use kipkays hack :) and fake drinking a bear.
Filoz64 7 months ago