side note: I also attract stains. That's my problem. White shirt? Soon there will be a spaghetti stain. That's why I dress in colors to match my food. :D
Whenever I have a clean white shirt on or a blouse, I always manage to drop food on my clothing...and using the napkin as a bib would be pratical but horribly unfashionable so I am in quite the dilemna.
It's so nice to hear someone else talk about attracting dirt. I always have to try soooo hard and it never works. When I was in high school I left my jacket at my friends house and her mom cleaned all the dog hair and crap off it for me because it was "gross".
no it's just your narrow limited view on their life.
If you would live with them for a while you would be amazed how un-floaty and not-clean those people are when they haven't put on their show-persona that they present them self's in for the outside world. (my girlfriend moving in with me was a real eye opener)
It's a very elaborate ruse some people use to hide the fact that we are all just sweaty slightly less hairy apes with bigger brains.
They work just as hard as we do to look put together. Part of being cool is making it seem effortless. It's like makeup, us girls spend hours trying to make it look like we were born this way.
Oh God, I feel your pain. I went to a house party a couple months ago (which is a very rare thing for me), and I thought I would wear a nice but nondescript black shirt. When I got under the blacklight, however, every hair and piece of dust that was on my black shirt glowed, making me look like a rather deranged and hairy person. Needless to say, I did not stay there long. Why does all black clothing collect so much dirt?
My car is a "fuzz magnet" Fuzz a.k.a. Police. Also, there is a guy at work who never gets dirty when the rest of us leave covered in smut. He drives a forklift all day, the lucky bastard. :P
on a related note, if i have a pen in my hand, i will somehow unintentionally draw on myself or my clothing. it's a talent. so yeah, i can relate.
splicegrrl 3 weeks ago
I was really high when I watched this...so all I managed to do was hear nothing you said, but I did keep my mouse cursor on your forehead. ._.
ShroomDude1994 1 month ago
I spill stuff... A LOT. I'm clumsy.
completeidiot19 1 month ago
Your skin looks okay in your videos...
violafreak114 1 month ago
I completely understand. I don't understand how anyone can wear white pants. I have a tri-colored dog, and it never fails that I attract it's hair.
kimberkali77 1 month ago
:P
Camentous 1 month ago
side note: I also attract stains. That's my problem. White shirt? Soon there will be a spaghetti stain. That's why I dress in colors to match my food. :D
jaynethebloody 1 month ago 5
LOOK HOW FLUFFY <3 I've always wanted a dog
jaynethebloody 1 month ago
Otis's fur is like the golden carpet at Shamalan Palace.
ellokhai 1 month ago
your dog is so cute!
toshiki7 1 month ago
I feel your pain. My black work fleece+big clumsy yellow labrador= Lovely faux fur garment.
RewindReload1 1 month ago
The advertisement next to your video is about "Books on Shirts". That must make you happy. It makes my happy, because they're beautiful.
Melopeed 1 month ago
@Melopeed Mine is about a spa resort... :D
srmarquinho 1 month ago
Tape That Fortune To The Shelf.
DJaBookByItsCover 1 month ago
me too to those things
commasleep 1 month ago
Otis is adorable and has very curly fur.
cysticKEYBLADE 1 month ago
Whenever I have a clean white shirt on or a blouse, I always manage to drop food on my clothing...and using the napkin as a bib would be pratical but horribly unfashionable so I am in quite the dilemna.
madscribbles101 1 month ago
It's so nice to hear someone else talk about attracting dirt. I always have to try soooo hard and it never works. When I was in high school I left my jacket at my friends house and her mom cleaned all the dog hair and crap off it for me because it was "gross".
rebeccathroughlife 1 month ago
I can't get away from the fuzz either. And I have 5 dogs. I'm a mess.
Shakemilk2 1 month ago
which-craft ?
no it's just your narrow limited view on their life.
If you would live with them for a while you would be amazed how un-floaty and not-clean those people are when they haven't put on their show-persona that they present them self's in for the outside world. (my girlfriend moving in with me was a real eye opener)
It's a very elaborate ruse some people use to hide the fact that we are all just sweaty slightly less hairy apes with bigger brains.
it's a personal preference nothing more
unamaxify 1 month ago
They work just as hard as we do to look put together. Part of being cool is making it seem effortless. It's like makeup, us girls spend hours trying to make it look like we were born this way.
SMFortissimo 1 month ago
Witchcraft is exactly it. Those un-fuzzy people all have portraits of themselves in their attics which are caked with fluff!
realspacemodels 1 month ago 5
I'm one of those people who never attracts dirt.. I don't fart either. ;)
Nanpa0 1 month ago
we both have dogs named Otis. we're practically twinsies.
TeknoLlama 1 month ago
Otis is possibly my soul mate. Only if you approve though...
SoUtterlyIrrelevant 1 month ago
Oh God, I feel your pain. I went to a house party a couple months ago (which is a very rare thing for me), and I thought I would wear a nice but nondescript black shirt. When I got under the blacklight, however, every hair and piece of dust that was on my black shirt glowed, making me look like a rather deranged and hairy person. Needless to say, I did not stay there long. Why does all black clothing collect so much dirt?
bipolarpanicdisorder 1 month ago
I find that cookies are one of the best sources for advice about life decisions, they're wise...and tasty!
CassesVultus 1 month ago
OOOOOOOTis!!
ImmaSquidlng 1 month ago
"Shut uuuuuuuuup.... Goshhhhhhh" Absolutely made me laugh.
annaLasagna 1 month ago
D'awww Otis is adorable
Rollennz 1 month ago
My car is a "fuzz magnet" Fuzz a.k.a. Police. Also, there is a guy at work who never gets dirty when the rest of us leave covered in smut. He drives a forklift all day, the lucky bastard. :P
TheMikecri 1 month ago
Otis is quite the charming gentleman!
-J
mojonacho 1 month ago
Did poor Otis have something in his eye?
Telegmo 1 month ago
It's like those people don't have pets. x.x
tbaren 1 month ago