Touhou Soccer 2- Youmu's Moon Reflecting Slash

[Copyblade5]

Use shot multiple times for lulz

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

That ball was dipped in Hourai Elixir, I swear to [various Shinto gods] THAT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.

[jarrodocus]

Eirin: Youmu you splitted my house into 2! I HATE YOU AND GONNA DESTROY YOU PAINFULLY! >>>:(

[psoslash]

so, the ball is more resistant than the moon

[ArukasII]

She just went for highest Combo there  or maybe she just forgot to warm up

[FreelancerAxel]

Moon: "Was that F**king neccessary?!?"

[LimitBreakZero]

Isn't Shikieki going to sentence her for Celestial Vandalism or something?

[kamiwater4]

NO PUEDE SER QUE LA LUNA SE CORTO AL LA MITAD Y EL BALON SOBREVIVA O.O

[sakura9949]

BEHOLD! The world's strongest soccerball!

[Twinyoshi45]

but now that the moons in half what will happen to the bonks adventure palm tree in the moon?

[PSshadow92]

Yep. Carving up and slicing the moon in half. Totally necessary for that attack to work.

[WeaponXSigma]

Looks like the lunarians are gonna be pissed

[OrangeFlamer]

GOD O.O

if that touhou soccer i dont want(well actually i do)to watch touhou tennis!

when they hit the ball they probably tear up a rift in time.

[ScorchyScorch]

no thats her ghost half Myon X3 jk but it is her ghost-half x3

[bigpoppa1234]

Is she riding on a sperm?

[BakaofLulz]

@bigpoppa1234 she's riding Myon, her ghost half

[BBsgalore]

Would you look at that?

A use for Myon other than being dinner for Yuyu.

[MrShaman793]

yuyuko: youmu get off the moon and hit the ball already

[YuTe3712]

Youmu's so awesome that she can ride HERSELF!

...

Actually, I wish I could also have a little floating [insert correct Japanese term for that thing.... ^^'''] too so I can hug it in my sleep.

[dimomarg]

hm... My special move doesn't really last all that long so I'll just destroy the moon for filler

[peytongonavy]

is she riding a giant sperm cell?

[YoYoKirby1]

@peytongonavy No.. Shes half human and half ghost, shes riding on her other half

[BeyondBirthday18]

I hope it was the faked moon...

[AgentSapphire]

Erin cant save us anymore D:

[ChernovGitz]

She went to the moon, to carve the name, to cut the moon, and to hit the ball with the same swords that cut the moon, without cutting the ball.

Fucking Magnets?

[RougeMephilesClone]

Destroying the moon was a completely unnecessary maneuver and probably pissed off a race of quasidieties and immortals.

At any rate, it gets extra style points, and that's really all that matters.

[Quantum0700]

I'm on the Moon.

I'm on the Moon.

Everybody look at me, cuz' I'm cuttin' up the Moon.

[kamisan89]

Wow... was it really nessesary to vandalize to moon to hit that ball?

[RyanA136]

@kamisan89 This is Touhou, so yes

[amvnutneara]

@kamisan89 in touhou yes it is

[Aliucon]

...Just... wow.

No one stands a ghost of a chance against Youmu.

[rofflawl]

Kaguya: ... Fuck

[1994CodeBreaker]

Youmu so awesome she doesn't need a rocket to go to the moon. Instead she used her ghost-half. Epic

[narufan2004]

Yeah, if she could do that, why was there a Touhou 8?

[theloltimatecold]

Thank goodness that broken moon is a fake moon

[HsIeNRaE]

WELL, there goes the Anti-Spiral's Human Extermination System.

[TARDISES]

@HsIeNRaE

...wat.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Can someone explain to me WHY Yukari didnt think about taking Youmu with her on a lunar invasion? It would save her SO much time and supplies.

[BrownDragonBoy]

She killed the moon, but couldn't even make a cut on the ball... IS THERE ANY WAY, TO DESTROY THIS FREAKIN' BALL?!

[1994CodeBreaker]

@BrownDragonBoy Ran kicked it, and it split into two.... for a while...

[BrownDragonBoy]

@1994CodeBreaker

But she still didn't destroyed it.

[1994CodeBreaker]

@BrownDragonBoy Ran did destroyed it, for a brief of time.

[msh11201996]

(My last name is moon btw) WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IN THE WORLD ARE THERE LETTERS SLASHED ON MY CHEST?!!

[JHMKHL4D292]

She gives a new meaning to "Half Moon".

[pie625]

"The Third Lunar Invasion went over perfectly. Unlike our last two, failed, attempts, this time we succeded in carving graffiti into the surface, and subsequently splitting the entire thing in half!"

"I just wanted you to deliver a letter..."

"The death toll must have been amazing!"

"Are you even listening?"

"Hey, think we'll get our pictures in the paper?"

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

Goddamn Youmu, I know you hate the ball and all but did you really have to take it out on the moon? ಠ_ಠ

[BeyondBirthday18]

Poor Lunarians....

[MikiHanonIchigo]

She....she's riding on Myon.....O.O

[mikirosella97]

arrested for vandalism..... O_O(and destroying the moon....Poor Kaguya and Eirin...)

[mikirosella97]

arrested for vandalism..... O_O

[chelseafcrocks82]

...

...We're sorry, Lunarians.

[ThePwnKage]

0:15 - 0:19

PROPERTY OF YOUMU

[intelpntium]

...did anyone else notice that she can slice the moon in half but not that ball? We seriously need to get a sample of whatever that thing is made out of.

[TheElegantGabriel]

@intelpntium How are we supposed to take out a piece for a sample?

[Shintear]

@intelpntium good luck getting a piece from that ball.

[intelpntium]

@Shintear Easy, we have Ran kick it

[Shintear]

@intelpntium It'll just reform though.

[intelpntium]

@Shintear Then we shall steal the ball >:D

[Shintear]

@intelpntium Alright!

*stands off to the side*

Go for it! (I don't wanna go out there...)

[intelpntium]

@Shintear CHAAAAAARGE!!!!! *runs onto the field*

[Roflcopter147]

I rofl'd

[SSJKamina]

0:18 ASTRAL FINISH!

[DJxGundamXMiku]

WE NID A NEW MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zudbard]

The moon had NOTHING to do with the ball! Was in your way Youmu? NO!

[chocobo56]

this move is nearly usless to me now that all the goalies are really characters or just have very high stats any advice on how to beat team IaMP

[demonelder]

you know your alsome when you can destroy the moon with swords, katanas no less

[chocobo56]

let's see Marisa destroyed half the aduience almost everyone else uses damaku reimu summons a giant turtle ony to miss catching the ball (I think) I think destroying the moon (in gesokyo) is ok

[SHMUPjol]

...That was incredibly unnecessary....

[darkivan64]

was....was that.... was that really nessesary!?

[dewybmt]

everyones missing the point. youmu cut the whole frickin moon in half, yet she STILL couldnt cut that ball. i cant believe no ones commented on that. -_-

[ThePandaCoco]

Twilight Spark more awesome still... XD

[shinreiyhvh]

Okay, so... what did cutting the moon in half have to do with anything?

[Altadorian1]

Brb, destroyin' da moon lolz

[jingjong12]

What did cutting the moon had anything to do with the ball?

[demonelder]

@jingjong12 debri

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

Is she riding a...

[dewybmt]

@XXDarkShadow79XX her ghost? yes infact yes she is. she is half ghost after all. it follows her around and helps her fight. in this case it helped her BLOW UP DA MOOOOOON!!!

[lx2005Zander]

all this for a ball... REALLY?!

[fefe268]

Did she just make the moon her bitch?

[scorchsoul]

@fefe268

Yes. For no reason at all. 

[Exccentrous1]

@fefe268 I assume all celestial bodies in Gensyoko have had the elixir, since they appear to be destroyed every other Tuesday.

[kiraina25]

... Here's the thing... She smashes the moon before getting anywhere near the ball. That whole thing where she carves up the moon and then cuts it in half? That's just a WARMUP.

[AkaBob22]

Those Lunarians are going to be pretty pissed when they see half their moon is gone.

[DJstagen]

Think people, without the moon Keine won't be able to rape us with her horns... I think we can learn to live without it...

[syvavaishere]

OH MY WHO MAKE THAT FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE BALL

[wrtspinoandwrtalex]

@syvavaishere I do belive it has been made with the Hourai Elixir -_-

[metashadow]

i should be going "WHY? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?" but this is actual mild in the touhou universe

[Inukazan]

....are they going out of their way to not kill that ball?

[NoratheAngelSeedrian]

Okay, why did she cut up the moon, but then just plain slashed the ball?! Was the moon even needed in this move at all!?!?!

[gsrules34]

Myon Riders are Lunarians' weaknesses

[thekillerhjkhjk]

she rides... on half of herself??? wat?

[Galaxystar156]

Oh, crap. I think we gonna need a new moon. Help me Eirin!

[Maduo]

do not worry guys.. that was just the fake moon youmu was slashing up..

just think of it as her civic duties of cleaning up the mess from last night =)

[torutheangel]

... I wonder if Eirin and Kaguya got pissed?

[tailstwister]

That ball is invincible.

Fuck logic. This is Touhou.

[Lalasa2]

@tailstwister Of course it's invisible. Nitori made it!

[Lalasa2]

@Lalasa2 *invincible

Stupid typos

[metashadow]

evidentally she can only use this attack once

[MegaBlargle]

OH MY GOD THE MOON IS DEAD! THE TIDES ARE GONE AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE SCREWED!!!

Youmu: Meh. Totally worth it for the 4-0 lead in a soccer match.

[ShadowkingSonic]

Also, Im assuming that her ghost half can be solid when she wants it to be. So would that mean that Yuyuko (and Mima, maybe?) can do that? Either that or she can stand on it because its HER ghost half. And anyway, I've never seen Yuyu (or Mima) phase through bullets. Well, that would end up as a game breaker, so... GAAAAAAH!  IM CONFUSED!!!!!!

[ShadowkingSonic]

TAKE THAT MOONBITCH!!!!!

[Kabaida]

Either she used the blunt side of her sword, or that ball was injected with the Hourai Elixer... <__<

[EmceeNugget24]

I'd write my move's name on the moon so the moon would say my move's name.

[kendrakirai]

MOOOOOOOON!

STOP MOCKING ME!

HAH! TAKE THAT! PERFECT ORBIT MY ASS!

[Taldein]

Well... I guess that's then end of the Lunarians...

[Araneus21]

the moon was mooning her, so she took the liberty of signing it and dividing it into two parts before actually finishing her business with the ball, she's that good of a soccer player

[theUTAUfan]

No full moon for you!

[GentlemanAeon777]

Just wait, in Touhou Soccer 3, the Watuski sisters will come and the Moonbitch's special move, they'll cut Youmu in half.

[Hunewm]

Thats not overkill at all

[gillstar34]

so Suika should have something to do with her theme to be like this

[Fgafmi]

Reisen's house destroyed...

[theloltimatecold]

Broken Moon

[LighthawkKnight]

Wait.

So why was cutting the moon necessary again?

[OmegaChosen0]

@LighthawkKnight She wanted to piis the Mary Sue sisters of moon off

Everyone does that anyway

Yukari's masterplan was all a just U MAD? all along

[lellow234]

some people can just cuan apple I'L CUT THE FREAKING MOON!

[XavierAliatos]

@lellow234 SLICE! I'll add it to the heap!

[Bigbattle22]

Touhou Soccer: where nothing is safe, not even the Moon.

[jingjong12]

I find it funny that she can slice the moon but the soccer ball can't xD

[Reminiscable]

@jingjong12 That's because it's a soccerball.

[KakanSetra]

.. Could you imagine if it missed? "I CUT THE MOON IN HALF AND I DIDN'T EVEN SCORE?!" ...

[vladandrei1000]

Good job, Youmu. You messed up the Earth's climate and you exterminated the night. Just for a goddamned soccer point.

[Chernobog2]

Nice job fucking up Earth's climate, Youmu. All so you could score one fucking point.

[PaperCutVictim]

It's astounding what that ball can withstand...

[gillstar34]

wat?the net doesnt made a hole?

Where is Youmu now?lol

[Keikuina]

This is one solid ball to resist a sword oO

[ShadowkingSonic]

What does she write on the moon?

[todbot1]

Majora's Mask would be no problem at all with Youmu around.

[NyuuTwo]

Youmu cut the moon.

.....And so the Lunarians put her on their wanted list.

[gillstar34]

@NyuuTwo it does make sense,Youmu is a playable character in Imperishable Night,Youmu may be playing in Lunatic.At that time,Eirin uses Forbidden Arcanum~ Hourai Elixir

[GentlemanAeon777]

TAKE THAT MOONBITCHES!

[as260191]

Why is she flying on a giant sperm?

[traumacenterfan10]

@as260191

IDOIT it´s her ghost half

[sventcombatir]

one minute of silent for the LUNARIANS

[JUZKILL]

@sventcombatir no wonder eirin come to earth... =w=

[Blahdalizer]

I haven't seen this much win since the final episode of Gurren Lagann.

[dlwk1988]

1st mystery in touhou soccer is the undying ball which have been solved due to rumor of being imbued with hourai elixer,but who can explain the number of moons available for youmu to slash??

[RukaTenou]

@dlwk1988 maybe suika keeps using her gathering power and putting it back together?

[trziman]

@dlwk1988 keine eats the history of the moon being destroyed, otherwise eirin would give her 'Self-Caving' medicine

not pretty coz i had some

[BTtuxBT]

what is that ball made of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FFantasyDreams]

Well, now we know Kaguya will NEVER return to home...durhur 8U

[whatthemonsta]

How strong is that net?

[sahuaro]

So... what crime did the moon commited again?

[IceBrawler6]

See Erin didn't need to seal off the passage between the moon and earth she just had to play soccer with Youmu.

[TeamMemberStudios]

OH FUCK. YOU BLEW UP THE MOON.

Gensokyo Soccer never ceases to amaze me. It's funny, awesome, cute, and sometimes sexy :3

[paddaismyfav]

'' Mommy mommy! look at the moon! ''

'' it says ''you guys suck'' in japanese, son ''

[D197JN]

Phuck, now the damn earth won't rotate correctly. Because of HER! *Youmu hides swords*

[PsychoMachine]

The moon she cut up... but the ball? WTH? It got shot by TWilight, Final and other super moves and it's still whole....

[ChewableBoat]

@PsychoMachine

Ran broke it in two for a few seconds, but reformed shortly after.

[Duothimir]

THERE IS NOTHING HER BLADE CANNOT CUT!

Except for the ball, it seems.

[wednesday9000]

What the heck is that ball made of?!

[TOOTBOB1]

@wednesday9000

Hourai elexir, flan's undergarments, and sakuya's PA -<knifed>

[darkfire158]

Eggman needed a giant laser to destroy half the moon. Youmu can destroy all of it with just two blades.

[CrazyWeirdo6]

Youmu unleashed the fury she's been storing up since the incident of Imperishable Night.

[Extpie]

I have never seen a real life game of soccer as entertaining as this. She cut the damn moon in half to score a goal O.O

[soraboy93]

@Extpie and it wasn't even relate to KICKING THE BALL.

She just sliced up the moon TO SHOW OFF,THEN SLICE THE HELL OUT OF DA BALL

[Extpie]

@soraboy93

But the ball is fine O.o

[ChewableBoat]

@Extpie

and I don't even see how that was relevant to the shot.

[YukariYakum0]

That's no moon,

That's a soccer match!

[Archzenom]

Nothing beats a supersonic slash speed that comes from Youmu's blades.

[ZeroTheUltimate0]

Really? REALLY? Was that really necessary? 

[WoWMyrrh]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 she just wanted to give Kaguya a message i think.

Or she teamed up with her and has ended, what kaguya wanted in IN... Cut off the earth from the Moon :3

[Quantum0700]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 Yes. Yes it was.

[blackrobed]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 Simply shouting out the name of your attack just isn't Cool anymore.

To truly be Made Of Cool you need to go a step further.

[YellowJacketNinja375]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 Yes. It was completely necessary.

[Sketchya0]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 She had to build up her Chain Gauge, you see.

[ultimadragon88]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 that's what I was thinking

[gageoninja]

@ZeroTheUltimate0 how many soccer games are even fun? so they had to go in a different direction.

i think it was, i mean she made a goal.

[sesshii]

Lunarians will not be pleased D:

[jokechu]

Eirin:uh...yeah..Reisen..We have a problem over.

Reisen:I see that..

-random flash flood flows in gensyoko-

[Kingofeurope]

You twat, you just cut the moon in half... FOR A GAME OF SOCCER.

[EpikStriker]

OH SO SHE CAN CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF BUT NOT THE BALL

[Shadowjrthe2nd]

@EpikStriker  well the moon is just a gaint rock in space while that ball can witstand the punishment of those who say Sakuya wears pa- *knifed*

[XBakaNinGyoX]

@EpikStriker because there are 3 immortal things in Gensyoko .

Kayuga , Mokou

and the ball .

[Zaephyer]

@XBakaNinGyoX But Ran cleaves the ball in half with her foot.

[XBakaNinGyoX]

@Zaephyer Screw Ran shes a shinigami ! lol

[eyeclubseals]

"Any sword can cut an apple...

I'LL CUT THE FREAKIN' MOON!"

[KamaeSakurai]

IMPOSSIBLE.

How is the moon still out in my backyard at night if Youmu cut it in half?

[linebeckz]

@KamaeSakurai  ducktape fixes everything

[Flamedramon6]

Yorihime (MOONBITCH) must be really. REALLY FREAKING PISSED RIGHT NOW.

[FelixFalora]

FOUL! You cut the damn ball! What the fuck is wrong with you?! I mean, yes, it does look spectacular and all, but you're supposed to KICK IT! AND WHY DID YOU CUT THE MOON IN HALF, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SEN~!

Youmu: Bitch shut up, this is Gensokyo, nothing makes sense.