I planted potatoes in my garden this Spring- & by my playing the Spandau Ballet song to them they’ve come up GOLD!! Literally, my garden is now full of potato-shaped golden nuggets.
I’m worried, though. In the short-term I’ll be able to pay off the mortgage & live a little, but the ultimate consequences concern me. Wealth might change me for the worse- I might marry an 18YO model & look ridiculous. Also, what if others are able to do this? Surely gold will become next-to-worthless overnight?
Thanks Im trying to convert my entire one acre yard into our own farm. This helped me give me the basic idea how to try my had at potatoes next year.Wish me luck!
@MischievousKittie I love that concept. I think that grass is such a waste of land. Grass has no purpose except to be mowed. Why doesn't everybody grow food instead of grass? I think we'd all be much better off.
are potatoes very flexible? Are they good with low pH? I live next to a lot of tall pines and I can't take them down, so all my soils is pretty acidic.
@ayenab7 Growing the sprout before planting isn't necessary. It's a good idea to do it for early season potatoes because it gives them a head start. Other than that, potatoes can be planted directly in the ground as long as the dormency is broken. They don't even have to be cut in half either.
i dug a trench leading from my pepper farm to my pond hoping the fish would be attracted to the peppers. well the first time i threw my line out there i caught me a shrimp.
uh oh, i planted them a foot apart. i didnt know a sliced potato was a seed. i planted my potatoes in february and the stalks are fully grown with flowers coming out, but theyre not ready
I don't knw if Mr Smitty is aware of this , but you can get a better yield if you plant Irish potatoes on a waning moon on the sign of Taurus . Never plant potatoes on a growing moon
Doug Smitty has one hell of a bald patch. And what is lovelymomof 3 on about??? It's a video about growing potatoe's isn't it? Where did God get involved??? Salvation by potatoes???
OMG you should watch a video called 3sum zac efron and more. It is an awesome video. this is scary if u read this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours good luck hope u dont die
Hey silly kid that's into witchcraft or something.. I have bad news for ya... If my God is more powerfull then yours, then everything you said, shall come upon you and you. Sorry. You loose! My God did not only created you the universe and everithing that exists (visible & inbisible), but he is also the only God there is! Does this ring a bell.. Elohim...Jeshua..I am that I am... you're doomed unless you seek help from him since he's the only one that can help you now.
I just read your comment and I am sad to see you would talk this way seeing how you say you serve our Lord Jesus Christ. We must remember that people need to know , yes, but not with a message of wrath and condemnation. Salvation is for everyone and it is to be talked about in love and not judgment. The day for that has not come. Please remember if you proclaim to carry the name of Christ then you must walk in love as He walked in love
i hate it when people like that guy makes growing potatoes so complicated listen guys all you have to do is keep your potatoes and wait untill they start sprouting little purple shoots then all you do is dig into the ground kinda deep then u put the potatoes there put the soil back on top then water alot. i done this and my potatoe stems are huge
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Excellent advice & Awesome T-shirt!
Where'd you get it?
I want one!
jcitmfh 4 days ago
I would get rid of all that grass first.
Beatnikzombie 1 week ago
But will it blend?
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 month ago
I planted potatoes in my garden this Spring- & by my playing the Spandau Ballet song to them they’ve come up GOLD!! Literally, my garden is now full of potato-shaped golden nuggets.
I’m worried, though. In the short-term I’ll be able to pay off the mortgage & live a little, but the ultimate consequences concern me. Wealth might change me for the worse- I might marry an 18YO model & look ridiculous. Also, what if others are able to do this? Surely gold will become next-to-worthless overnight?
SuperTruth77 3 months ago 4
Thanks Im trying to convert my entire one acre yard into our own farm. This helped me give me the basic idea how to try my had at potatoes next year.Wish me luck!
MischievousKittie 4 months ago
@MischievousKittie I love that concept. I think that grass is such a waste of land. Grass has no purpose except to be mowed. Why doesn't everybody grow food instead of grass? I think we'd all be much better off.
Beatnikzombie 1 week ago
vodka is made from wheat....
blinky23456 5 months ago
Perhaps it's good to know these things?
Gollsodia 6 months ago
i saw a lots of ur videos i liked it but what the camera u using in these show
qusaisaher 6 months ago
It only took Lemar 1 minute!
You must not be 99 Farming..
D34dFilms 6 months ago
Great group of videos! Thanks. It would have helped me if they were numbered as part 1, part 2, etc.
dsmith1427 7 months ago
Hey how long does it tAKE for the cuts to heal?
Jonathonten10 8 months ago
@Jonathonten10 Mine took 2 days and there growing now =}
RebornYesika 7 months ago
this is going to be incredibly usful information for when the world crisis happens sometimes within the next two years . not today tho lol
HamNediaj 8 months ago
@HamNediaj So your solution to a possible world crisis is to plant potatoes on it?
Byjoveandsuch 8 months ago
@Byjoveandsuch no when it happens . it is able to grow in almmost all climates . dumbass .....
HamNediaj 8 months ago
@HamNediaj *almost :)
Byjoveandsuch 7 months ago
how many inches in between each potato when planting?
79Testo 9 months ago
Great video!! Potatoes are one of my favorite things to plant next to pumpkins!
MrCapone105 9 months ago
are potatoes very flexible? Are they good with low pH? I live next to a lot of tall pines and I can't take them down, so all my soils is pretty acidic.
inuyasha338 9 months ago
I thought potatoes could be grown in any weather ??
Da0infamous0lilb 10 months ago
Thanks a lot, this really helped! :)
SimonTalksWHO 10 months ago
So it isn't important to keep the cut potatoes in sun and let the sprout grow? We can just olant them after cutting?
ayenab7 10 months ago
@ayenab7 yeah, let them sit out a couple of days to develop a skin on them to activate the eyes.
paulyhart 10 months ago
@ayenab7 Growing the sprout before planting isn't necessary. It's a good idea to do it for early season potatoes because it gives them a head start. Other than that, potatoes can be planted directly in the ground as long as the dormency is broken. They don't even have to be cut in half either.
000Winter000 8 months ago
THANKS!
TheGunner417 10 months ago
@SSstrikerX *facepalm*
Ninjabunnyz1 10 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
POTATOS not potatoes, dumbasses
SSstrikerX 11 months ago
@SSstrikerX when its singular it potato, when its plural its potatoes
mcoppola94 11 months ago 2
good stuff. Going to try some here in AZ. Thanks for the tips!
ArizonaAdventures 1 year ago
boooo to commercials
enirellav 1 year ago 4
i dug a trench leading from my pepper farm to my pond hoping the fish would be attracted to the peppers. well the first time i threw my line out there i caught me a shrimp.
MrDarrel85 1 year ago
jeez man i REALLY wanna watch and listen not read or id go forum hunting
maggotUNIT420 1 year ago
@maggotUNIT420
Some people are deaf ... they NEED the words ... lighten up some and respect people less fortunate then you such as the author of this video did.
gryphonsss 1 year ago
uh oh, i planted them a foot apart. i didnt know a sliced potato was a seed. i planted my potatoes in february and the stalks are fully grown with flowers coming out, but theyre not ready
TheBradyoHead 1 year ago
its all potatoes to me!
paramyraza 1 year ago
wow thx
Xbashini 1 year ago
Good job on how to start growing potatos.
mindy2215 1 year ago
I love potatoes they taste so good LOL!!! i love potatoes NOT!!! TOMATOES
oxoxox101 1 year ago
A waning moon is all well and good, but I prefer to sacrifice a goat over my potato trench, and then pray to satan. Potato potatoe I guess.
keepfoldingit 2 years ago 2
LOL
misspookietoodle 2 years ago
Hahaha woah, that was funny as shit:P
irish420Hitman 1 year ago
Honestly if you think of things like that off that bat, you should seriously consider a career in comedy:P reminded me of bill hicks
irish420Hitman 1 year ago
I don't knw if Mr Smitty is aware of this , but you can get a better yield if you plant Irish potatoes on a waning moon on the sign of Taurus . Never plant potatoes on a growing moon
charlie29943 2 years ago
It's all bananas to me!!!
Useful though.
bash109 2 years ago 2
Doug Smitty has one hell of a bald patch. And what is lovelymomof 3 on about??? It's a video about growing potatoe's isn't it? Where did God get involved??? Salvation by potatoes???
RtB68 2 years ago
yeah not sure how God got involved in Doug Smitty's potato growing video, lol!
KRJC4eva 2 years ago
why am i watching this?
ZeppelinFloydRoses 2 years ago
Because you're bored like me.
MetaKittie 2 years ago 22
because you want to grow some potatoes...?
BastuBasti 2 years ago 22
because you had potatoes on your mind.
highonlife1294 2 years ago 3
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OMG you should watch a video called 3sum zac efron and more. It is an awesome video. this is scary if u read this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours good luck hope u dont die
LetTheSunShineDown 2 years ago
Hey silly kid that's into witchcraft or something.. I have bad news for ya... If my God is more powerfull then yours, then everything you said, shall come upon you and you. Sorry. You loose! My God did not only created you the universe and everithing that exists (visible & inbisible), but he is also the only God there is! Does this ring a bell.. Elohim...Jeshua..I am that I am... you're doomed unless you seek help from him since he's the only one that can help you now.
ItsmuahvideoS 2 years ago
I just read your comment and I am sad to see you would talk this way seeing how you say you serve our Lord Jesus Christ. We must remember that people need to know , yes, but not with a message of wrath and condemnation. Salvation is for everyone and it is to be talked about in love and not judgment. The day for that has not come. Please remember if you proclaim to carry the name of Christ then you must walk in love as He walked in love
lovelymomof3 2 years ago
i hate it when people like that guy makes growing potatoes so complicated listen guys all you have to do is keep your potatoes and wait untill they start sprouting little purple shoots then all you do is dig into the ground kinda deep then u put the potatoes there put the soil back on top then water alot. i done this and my potatoe stems are huge
crip23walk23 2 years ago
If you tamp down the dirt to get rid of the air pockets, wouldn't loosening the soil underneath first be counter-productive?
Laughter116 2 years ago
Not necessarily. A light tamping to get right of air pockets doesn't create anywhere near the level of compaction of undisturbed soil.
ctb619 2 years ago
how often do you water the potatoes? any tips?
Indiacalcutta 2 years ago
They need about an inch of water per week...
djwalt8 2 years ago
Thanks for the video, good job. Good demonstration. I will start to grow my potatoes.
Indiacalcutta 2 years ago
more, Doug, more! thank you!
where are your planted pieces coming from? the average store potato?
uturniaphobic 3 years ago
APERENTLY YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE VIDIO
DAVENEVA 2 years ago
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A2GVB 3 years ago
How many potatoes will you get from each piece you planted?
azdober 3 years ago