Sickest Dick Shot In Gaming History -- RAGE -- MaximusBlack

[MutenRoscher]

wow... thats what u get when u play a fps with a fucking gamepad... get a mouse and a keyboard dude, that was unwatchable... jesus

[BiG420ToMaTo420BuDs]

WOW YOUR OBVIOUSLY A FAGGOT YOU LOVE PENIS AND YOUR OBSESED WITH DICKS

[tierranieve]

Nobody hides their dick from MB

[DaKatphish]

Time for this to be remixed.

"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT!!!"

*bass drop*

[vipertaker]

I liked the part when he hid that dick.

[TC53227]

Now play the video without watching the visual video, but just listen. You will now imagine a gay porn scene, you dirty little faggot.

[markrules14]

Sour about losing that dick looks like hes hatin it

[SkunkCommand]

i loved the way he reacted to his epic dick shot

[GokuAUHunter]

Where's the slow mo killcam on that dick shot!!!!!!

[itsWAZZA1]

now imagine a girl saying those lines =)

[jesse10roo]

72 people got shot in the dick :)

[Nrock261]

DON'T 'CHU HIDE THAT DICK.

[Davisin000]

LOL

[mastershokhan]

I didn't know we were shooting dicks

[SuperHappyCow]

"D-ooh, OH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT!"

Epic, indeed.

[JEFFBOON123]

This is in RAGE Part 14!

[wuatduhf]

That was just redickulous.

[1ghost1demon]

Click 8 for Jeff having orgasm.

[Dahmothership]

don't you hide dat dick.

[ImLegend932]

Ouch!! ROFL XD

[ITsTeamTactical]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Ballistophobics]

Press 7 Repeatedly ---> Receive Instantaneous Boner

[unty]

I was the 1338th liker... You mad?

[GarbonzoRust]

NOBODY LIKE IT ITS 1337 !!!

[cafiremage2]

3 more likes untill 1337 likes

[canadialad99]

after watching this video i tried to kill as many enemies as i could with dickshots only

[RobLoach]

Pause, Play... Press 7 repeatedly.

[TechBoyd85]

Someone needs to make a collab video mashup of this and "boom headshot!'

[Acornoa]

what game is this?

[darthyoung5000]

@Acornoa Its RAGE.

[xenilk18]

Thx for that video Jeff. This is completly hilarious!!

[GenralO]

the reaction is priceless

"OH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIC DICKSHOT!!!"

[ScubaS00]

Everyone, press 4, 5 and 7 while watching to get the gist of this epic video! :L

[avatarpaintballtop]

Gay

[SuperNickfire]

@avatarpaintballtop u2

[avatarpaintballtop]

@SuperNickfire that band is gay too

[mmaslade]

Lol. I hate it when they hide those "dicks"

[KeeperOfDGroove]

@mmaslade im just totally waiting for a "Thats what she said" comment because of that lol

[CepheusStarhowl]

@CanadianGamerPro Well in this case of removing one's penis from his body by way of an epic dick shot would be analogous to shooting off his pride, which is something that gets waved around about as much as a dick.

So in this case it works.

[2coolforu187ftw]

Boom. Headshot.

[LutherianGuard]

@2coolforu187ftw the OTHER head that is.

[RighteousRetribution]

@2coolforu187ftw Um, no? Wrong video partner.

[Saiko47]

wHAT.

[BraehlerM]

Press 7 for epic dick shot lol

[ChALaOMcBaiN]

Technically is a head shot ..xD

[itsonthemicwithmike]

HAHA. 

[StrathDaDude]

That Jason guy must be quite the player if so many girls love him

[MegaDragonslayer1997]

This is now a legend youtube video.

[wcc70]

I love clicking on 0:10 and just beat boxing dubstep and using that ( 0:10) as the drop xD

[DonjaRavdy]

I was watching this in the bathroom at work without headphones...my boss was washing his hands as I left the stall.

[Xdear1]

Something is wrong with him

[OneHand80]

Sum one loves dick

[brandun69]

I want this game so bad :(

[StemmedGrevius]

i pressed 9 like 100 times

[EphraimJWitchwood]

@StemmedGrevius 8 works better.

[smartbobster95]

SKRILLEX TIME TO HIT EM UP WITH THAT COLLAB HOMIE

[VersionBest]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Schlamp96]

Press 7 repeatedly :D

[rageblade233]

hahahaha this should me a internet meme

[notarman88]

Keep Pressing 7 while watching the video. You're welcome

[OriginalityImpaired]

I think I might have just pissed myself, I'm not sure if it was from laughing so hard or being secretly terrified that Jeff will hunt me down, shoot me in the dick and make that fucked up noise again xD

[The00epyon]

Nice vid can't wait to play this game

[linkspast88]

this is verry gay



[ADedlyGinger]

lol spam 7



[Digifier]

Ooooooow, my god, what an epic dick shot !

roflmao.

[hahabendover]

00:14 my favorite part

[zachattack387]

@Supercris25

GRAMMAR* GRAMMAR*

[PureBl00d101]

WIN end off discussion.

[xiuhazuki]

Obviously, the sudden weight loss from the severance of that bandit's massive dick caused his legs to spring him upwards.

[itol2z]

LOL

[MrSpectruElegiac]

I smell a new trend coming,fuck headshots. DICK SHOTS is the future.

[Icyy]

Are we sure he is straight? He is very obsessed with dick it seems....

[FaceSTAB411]

DIKSHOT!

[horrorTTX]

gay

[smattssonify]

I got to this video to see some di*k get ripped off

[xSplOoGiNx]

Thats gonna be my new ring tone somehow someway...

[Theon45]

it as if..he just orgasmed all over the screen upon pulling dat trigger.

[Ingendet]

@antmanofgod No.

[Saukkomestari]

@antmanofgod nope. dislike and mark for spam, this shit is old.

[freddiegibbs101]

Not words you hear every day. Pity, we would all be better for it.

[SlayerCast]

BOOM DICK SHOT!

[p3t31992]

i hear this being used in the next skrillex song.

[Warphaker]

DON'T U HIDE DAT DICK FROM ME

[catchdaweasel]

i'm gonna shoot you in the dick. oh hide that dick on me? dont you hide that dick! dont you hide that dick! doh-OOOOOH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT!!!!!!!!

[DeusExKiran]

This video is the reason why Youtube was made.

[LeprosyVirus]

press 3 for "hide that dick on me"



[antmanofgod]

@LeprosyVirus correction its actually better if you press 4...just saying

[xXshreddedmetalXx]

SOUR BOUT THAT DICK!!!!!

[SteveFromAus1]

keep pressing 8. The new maximusblack alarm clock?

[Joshel131]

SOUR

[Mav273]

That was fucken awesome

[Gunner3210]

Why did Jeff get so excited over a dick shot?  I mean dickshooting isn't anything new. Haven't we been doing dickshots in every single FPS game since the beginning of time?

[Babeman1]

@Gunner3210 im assuming cause the guy defied gravity for like 3 seconds floating in the air from getting shot in the dick, which is pretty fucking epic

[Skorge159]

press 9 for somthing funny

[adc1222]

Where.... where did that guy go after he got shot in the dick?

[TMxTrademark55]

He got shot in the dick so hard he broke the laws of physics

[NinjaHero361]

Dude you just made me want to get this game!

[HumaneAnon]

Dick has been boused.

[Tary88]

39 people suffer from premature ejaculation!!

[Tyleena]

@Tary88 I suffer from premature ejaculation, and I still thumbed up.

[ShanksmasterGeneral]

this is the real reason i watch this channel. You know... I was skeptical... I had to actually freeze the video to see if you hit the dick... the a red splatter in his dick region just before he goes flying. Epic Dick Shot. The response to said dick shot was not over the top. It was measured and sensible... for it was indeed... an epic dick shot.

[ShanksmasterGeneral]

this is the real reason i watch this channel.

[ThatGuyWithThePhace]

I was waiting for Adam to shoot an explosive barrel near by

[Chancefellers]

39 people got there dick shot off :P

[HamptonHawkeye]

MaximusBlack orgasm button :D

0:13

[azbadfish]

And now we wait for the dubstep remix of "ooOOOH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT!!"  :D

[DTard123]

@azbadfish OH FOR GODS SAKE SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

[garethmagis]

@DTard123 i wholeheartedly agree with this

[DTard123]

@garethmagis Quick, spam all your friends to thumbs up these comments! WE MUST SUCCEED!

[chunkiestworm]

@azbadfish i honestly, cannot wait :P

[HHAAYY1101]

@azbadfish ooOOOH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT WUBB WUBB WOOOOOOOO WUBB WUB WOBBBBLEEEE there is ut remix

[ndgboy]

@azbadfish *sigh Godammit Butters!!! you dont shoot people in the dick....you just dont!!!

[kristof007]

So I've watched 3 times and it's still just as funny as first time around :)

[Br0ification]

You probably thought that was a real dick shot. Nope. It was Chuck Tesla

[gr33nandy3ll0w]

.13 orgas.......

[Frozone470]

What does LadyMaximus think when she hears all this? XDD

[VirusXAX]

@Frozone470 She scream: Ohhh u did it again! Bad Boy!

[Frozone470]

omg instafavorite this video now people XD

[Kelplings]

i just keep pressing 7 lol

[Eimuxxx]

XD

[sting41b]

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[xXW0lfD3M0nXx]

LMAO!!! i wonder what your neighbors must have thought when they heard you yell that XD

[eks360]

I'm expecting skrillex to put this "OMG WHAT AN EPIC DICK SHOT" phrase on one of his future songs..

[Dulcis90]

@eks360 We should totally encourage him to do so :P

[1cathar]

BEST DICK SHOT!



[denfilade]

Imagine what your neighbours are thinking!

[RJuice695]

What if Adam was there?

[cafiremage2]

31 people got shot in the DICK

[666Seryan]

@cafiremage2 31 people gave you a reason to make a worn out joke.

[OriginalMasterChief]

@ MaximusBlack sour bout that grammer " i don't always SHOOT dicks off"

"Subscribe or i SHOOT your dick off."

[Supercris25]

@OriginalMasterChief Sour about correcting someone for his vocabulary and calling "GRAMMAR" "GRAMMER".

[TheVoices297]

@OriginalMasterChief Yeah cause it matters on the internet that you have proper grammar so trolls don't attack you for the most useless shit ever.

[kajekj]

If it were anyone else I would be concerned. But since it's you; good on ya mate.

[Babeman1]

oh my fucking got your hilarious bro

[ddg363]

If this ends up in a skrillex song, I'm going to laugh.

[mimejr1]

Ha ha ha! Fucking amazing! xD

[garethmagis]

DohoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD WHAT AN EPIK DICK SHOT

[amisfitpuivk]

He must've been hung like a horse to have been shot that high in the air upon explosion, I guess you are what you eat

[Stratocasterhead51]

THIS should be a featured video!!!! absolutely awesome hahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!EPIC shit jeff!!!! keep these vids coming haha :):)

[XSilverXo]

saved! now every time i get a text, thats what plays

[dennisbernard11]

i thought i was the only one who begged his video games not to hide their dicks

[TheDemongo]

LIked, Favorited, Fuck Yeah.



[OnlyKoolaid]

Jeff-gasim! XD

[Jonassuper11]

number 7

[EmonKataren]

"You're gonna kill my dick?! I'll kill YOUR dick!!!"

[borysmilosz]

You just shot his rifle with your rifle.

[IApprenticel]

Press 8 over and over again for the Wookie Mating call, its quite spectacular if I do say so myself

[HamptonHawkeye]

@IApprenticel I picked up one hell of a Wookiee babe with this trick, thanks :D

[IApprenticel]

@HamptonHawkeye Any time there Bouse

[stbeecher]

DAHHHHHHHOWUUHHMYGOD WHAT AN EPIC DICKSHOT

[2muchfreetime4irakli]

Press 8 over and over again. LOL

[sgthunter09]

hahahahahaha! that was awesome

[soylentgreenb]

@maximusblack

For the original unreal tournament there was a mutator that applied the head-shot damage multiplier to the crotch.

[Zearha19]

Dickless GEEGEE

[dangolo]

Thumbs up if you went frame-by-frame at 0:13 just to be SURE he indeed hit him in the dick jn question and saw that yes, yes he did...and many lols were had by all

[DeusExKiran]

BAHAHAHAHA

[hydrapower]

DON'T YOU HIDE THAT DICK FROM ME!

[InVINCEab13]

I find it entertaining when black Mr. Black yells to loud for his crappy spherical microphone ;) LOL

[DimSumPwns]

Sour about that dick.

[KavaNought]

15 people got shot in the Dee

[SaioTV]

This, sir, is epic xD!

[Kenned2oo6]

HAHA only from you mr. black... only from you!

[Vashuna72]

Favorited. I laughed so fucking hard!! wtb this as a ring tone.