Dave Chappelle- Sesame Street

[jonhon]

from now on every time i experience someone asking me for money on the street, i will announce "GET IT TOGETHER, GROUCH!"

[kstiemann]

pictures are perfect

[omgitsbrooke1]

lmfaoooo this made me queef !!!

[CBLS559]

Byaaah!

[couchpotato918tv]

Stuflelufcous is a junky hahahaa xD

[Psycho13ladez]

Remember When Comments Were Funny And Original Instead Funny Shit That is Said Or Referenced In The Video BITCH I HEARD HIM DAMN....

[Buffalo5671]

Freakin hilarious !!!

[imgoldnow]

"Sesame Street is just terrible. I wouldn't go there if I knew the way " -Dave Chapelle

[MrGoten81]

Hi

[RobloxClassClowns]

Omg lol

[lalaluvnikki]

lol 1 , 2 two smacks ! llf

[glowsexy28]

lmmfaaaaoooooooooo LOVEEEEEEE Dave Chappelle's <10



[slowpoke96Z28]

you've been late four times, i've been counting...

[krishantr]

Haha oscar looks like bud

[Simbot36]

Omg i could not stop laughing

[17Lastkingsnapback]

LMFAO BITCH I LIVE IN A TRAH CAN LOL

[kwamemali]

489 people live in a trash can

[Earlypower]

damn this makes me want to watch this



[chrislylesthegreat]

H-H-Hi bird.

[SquirtsMcGee]

And they got the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn't say he's a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. They called him The Count. XD

[borachick1981]

i need some smack bird

[nathanbeckrules]

Hilarious. I lose it every time. "get a job grouch"

[otakuandbookworm]

B*TCH I LIVE IN A F*CKIN' TRASH CAN!!! Best part. XD

[AngeloNiklis]

He messed up - he called Mr. Snuffleuppagus a junky, but it's Cookie Monster that's the junkie.

[HellSpawnJellodude]

@AngeloNiklis WHAAAAT!

[AngeloNiklis]

@HellSpawnJellodude

CHAPELLE: Who would want to live on a street like that? Gotta six foot pidgeon. An elephant that's a junkie. Hi bird. Yeah, that's right, snuffy. Hi bird, I'm sick. I need some smack, bird. And cookie monster with his eyes popping out of his head. Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! What kind of cookies you talking 'bout?

I thought he might have messed the joke up. I dunno.

[HellSpawnJellodude]

@AngeloNiklis WHAAAAT?!

[TheLilaznkiddo]

nice green cig

[xxxNoorxxx1]

The Dislike bar is as small as Justin Bieber's penis Hehehe :PPP

[infamouzwizz]

get it together grouch, get a job grouch lmao

[Adarvuli]

the count's alter ego XD

[PuReD0miN4ti0n]

Am i the only one who has never seen top comments that are the same? Or sick in tired of the water hitting your ass fucking retarted ass top comments? i know i am!

[weirdspeed39411]

Fuckin six foot pigeons walkin around. I've heard this like 20 times and that still kills me

[lyackson1]

Hella funny

[bochman416]

One slap...ah ha ha

[djkidism]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN xD

[slim3z]

Bitch i live in a Fuckin trash can!!!!!

[123MrBiggg]

funny

[JennyKbabii2]

this video will never die xD

it makes me laugh every time

[bertoGful]

Its funny how White American can't stand blacks. But what more could you expect from a nation of people who don't believe in God. I'n my country whites and blacks live in harmony.

[HAWKZERO360]

@bertoGful my friand what country is that it sounds wonderful

[bertoGful]

@HAWKZERO360 Bahamas

[ddbarnes11]

@bertoGful We get along just fine, I'm white, I live in the south, and I have a lot of black friends, and to tell you the truth, they keep their word more than a white person does, and they are not stuck up.

[er10b]

'Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can!'

LOL

[TheGlog101]

Too Funny

[jonnoj76fuckyou]

Look how old the pic is that had to be found with white kids being cussed out by Oscar @ 0:36.

[ToManyHaters123]

MY favorite part 1:35

[clownfeet1012]

484 people dont have a sense of humor.......

[joseph1993100]

sesame street is also racist, a jewish vampire tht loves to count...Hmmm

[maggmaxxx]

@joseph1993100 LMMFAO!!! Wow...Never thought of that

[SpecOpsMission]

this dudes fucking amazing

[TheBlazinkush]

i piss on the other side of the toliet so its not noisey

[CrashB111]

0:36 best part. 

[MrBigred314]

CLasic!!!

[XAuroraTheGoddessX]

Lmaoo its true though I do Elmo raw lol and u think Dave is the only person who thinks sumtin is wrong with Sesame street lmao?

[ThatKidTeddyBear1]

Rofl.! xD

[king1Malik]

"I'M THE POOREST MOTHAFUCKA ON SESAME STREET"!!!

[abruzzi32009]

Kudo's for the Holland soccerteam jacket Dave is wearing!

[PiousPriest]

I have heard this at least (literally)100 times already and this piece gets me EVERY time! A sign of a great comedian with a message.

[mrmonialza38]

I live in a fucking garbage can.good one

[daveeN3]

hahahaaha

[ericfeinberg28]

get it together grouch

[ZexyForums]

Turn on translations its hilarious



[philcara16]

Love this so much I sampled it.

soundcloud(dot)com/philcara16/­trash-can-2-work-in-progress

[fredmagic09]

Funny. As. Fuck. XD

[117legend1998]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN! best part

[LadiKhalfia]

That awkward moment when , the two top comments are the same -_-

[tenacious645]

Dave Chappelle is one of the greats. He joins the ranks of George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

[JonathanBy86]

Bitch where is my money :D The Count be mad pimpin :D

[itZjstPotna]

dave chappelle way funnier than kevin hart

[seppukuification925]

@itZjstPotna  who's Kevin hart

[TheSymmachus]

@seppukuification925 Kevin Hart is an actor/comedian. Kevin Hart is Anthony Anderson's shorter sidekick in the Scary Movie films.

[controversialist01]

434 people live in a fucking trash can

[SerenaDW91]

HILARIOUS!!

[bigJJBulldog22]

Oscar your such a grouch, your so mean, your a grouch! BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN,CAN SOMEONEE EXPLAIN HOW SESAME STREET IS KID FRIENDLY?! jk I love the show lol but this is freakin halarious

[DjStiv3]

i know a pimp when i see one

they called em the COUNT

pssh one pssh 2

2 smacks hehaheha

[bdmassiv]

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH!

[exile0025]

i should have my sister watch this

[LosAztecasChuy]

Hi bird... I'm sick bird... I NEED SOME SMACK BIRD!

[1BlubeTube]

You know they had to have been smoken before and after the show.

[1BlubeTube]

The Elephant always looked fucked-up. With that shaggy ass fur.

[1BlubeTube]

Sesame Street is a Right-WIng-Republican show because they wouldn't help Oscar out. LOL

[TrollingPapers]

484 people live in a fuckin trash can

[bumcheek7]

SNUFFY/JUNKIE!

[29mclay]

My sis loves this show

[29mclay]

Ctfu this is gay!

[scanlon69r]

@thesocietysuicide hahaha funny bastered :L :L

[MrRailFanBVE]

why are the two top comments the same?

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

why are the two top comments the same

[amishmike1]

*insert random line from video here, highlighting my lack of creativity*

[miss09lauren]

get it together grouch lol

[TheHardrock000]

i don't want to know what kind of crack cookies cookie monster been having

[MzShelby77]

" how many times must i smack before you act right? *psh* ONE *psh* TWO, Two smacks ah ah ah ahhh "

hahahaha favorite part

[VideogameKitty99]

why is it always that the same quote is in the 2 top comments? =/

[liberator235]

482 people LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[bigswoll9696]

@liberator235 why the fuck did you put the same comment as me bitch

[liberator235]

@bigswoll9696 didn't see it

[bigswoll9696]

@liberator235 how did yo not c it im like four comments below u

[liberator235]

@bigswoll9696 cause i was paying attention to Dave Chappelle and not other people's comments

[bigswoll9696]

@liberator235 calm down its ok if u LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[Musicisme03]

but i just noticed at 1:03 it says "SESAMSTRAAT" hhahahaha

[Musicisme03]

well i was gunna comment tha video, but i saw tha first 2 comments. Tell me, how in tha fukkk are tha top 2 comments exactly tha same except ones lowercase and ones uppercase, and yall thumbs up both of em????!!!!!!

[KualaBob]

Top 2 comments are the same.

....

Do I get thumbs now?

[lydiamomo69]

lol this is my shit( lol lol)

[bri3ana]

You've been late iv been counting lol classic!!

[bigswoll9696]

482 people LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[UnknownCreek]

how many times will i shmack you

1

2

AH AH AH!

[MontagnaisPrincess]

IM THE POOREST MUTHAFUCKA ON SESAME STREET!! lol

[hoodfigga33]

dave chappelle = awesomeness

[yoweakass]

Bitch I live in a trash can

[ultimatesupervegeta]

oscar you are so mean isnt he kids ya oscar your a groutch hes like bitch i live in a fucking trashcan im the poorest mother fucker on seasame street they got six foot pigeons walking around

[InternetSenation]

Sure enough the two top rated comments are quotes from the video, we can hear what they're saying, no point of copying the dialogue.

[fievel12b]

481 people have judged and labeled this video

[brennencrippen3]

people that copy the top comment....

[JamieBoyJames]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

[heykavzziewazzup]

why are the two top comments the same ?

[dogma279]

@heykavzziewazzup cuz its that funny

[heykavzziewazzup]

@dogma279 but its annoying :l

[superking030]

1 slap 2 slap 2 slap hahahahaaaaaaaa

[blackronjeremy]

You need to comeback Dave. (That weak garbage-ass Block Party movie doesnt count.)

[15crb]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!!!!!!

[1054crystal]

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH... GET A JOB GROUCH LMAOO

[xsweetsacrificex98]

0:36 BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!

LMAO

[weggierock]

what kind of cookies is he talkin about

[deborahwa]

outstanding comedy!!!

[ultimatesupervegeta]

bitch i live in a fucking trash can

[yiannis520]

@ultimatesupervegeta wow, way to copy

[507Soccer]

6 foot pidgeons lol

[ultimatesupervegeta]

480 dislikes we need 480 bullets

[lilbuzz2000]

I kept laughing at 00:35

[Bearlizard777]

Sesame Street is a porn site!

[xNotTooDistant3]

479 People like seaseme street

[dafullysik1]

Bitch where is my money?

[brennanthebrown]

hi biiird -___-

hi bird IM SICK ... i need SOME SMACK BIRD!!

[JFriszz]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@JFriszz I'M THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER ON SESAME STREET

[nuknuknuk111]

@JFriszz NOBODIES HELPIN ME!

[yiannis520]

@JFriszz  JAMES<3

[Mjforever679]

@JFriszz died on that part

[asmiraff19]

How many times must I smack you before you act right? psh 1, psh 2, 2 Smacks!!! Agh Agh Agh Agh!!

[bdg1966]

Press 6 a lot its cookie monster!

[mikethaironlung]

GET A JOB GROUCH!

[beautifulmakayla1]

Dat will be funny if oscar really said dat

[MszMelanieBxtCh]

dave is legend

[croatiaa4ever]

oscar the grouch what a caracter xD but why they put a homeless guy in a kids show? but good to they not put the drug dealer in the show.

[SRCMrClark]

We miss you Dave!! Come Back!!!!

[BAH5790]

Grouch= big pile of weed.

[lotusclown77]

fuckin hillarious!!!!  rotfl

[tomitstube]

thank you for smoking pot.

[aynov]

He used to be SOOOOOOO GOOD!

[TooMuchRacism]

Lol at Oscar xD

[tjdah10]

Oscar is only mad because he's made of weed and people are always trying to burn him.

[peter555777444]

xD

[brianOD91]

haha :D you are so mean.....priceless 

[ilikemusic1621]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!

[kankerturk123]

This video is HILARIOUS untill 1:22, after that the pictures aren't that good (except the last one, that one was v. good)!

[hbkdfw]

@TheRonDonJon Why don't you just get help for your low self esteem?

[whitetiger769]

@TheRonDonJon kk whats his name so i can say im coming to get him

[COD1925]

I love it treat Oscar like shiiittt

[codpro211]

laughed so hard at 1:03 and 1:08

[brennanthebrown]

hi biiirrd -__-.....hi bird IM SICK! i need some SMACK BIRD :/

[Bram25]

The Count made 473 accounts.

1 account, ahahaha

2 accounts, hahahahaha

3 accounts hahahahaha

[xbryman92x]

"BITCH I LIVE IN A MUTHAFUCKIN' TRASHCAN!!" XD Killin' Them Softly is Dave Chappelle's best routine. classic.

[SamhainHalloween]

The Count really is a pimp. I can totally see that. lol

[oebegazo]

damn when i was a kid i loved Oscar the grouch :D mainly cuz he had the same name as me :]