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  • i love how the adress on the door is 69.

  • The cold wakes me up no Mather how tired I'm wide awake

  • Thanks for this video

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  • whenever i start to fall asleep in class and whenever i wake back up i dont feel tired anymore.

  • Thrash metal does not have that kind fo scream.... It's clearly screamo! >:O

  • 1:14  \m/

  • gotta test tomorrow......this better work...

  • Drink afuckload of energy drinks I say

  • lol listen to heavy metal.

  • Just watched the Johnsons Baby Bedtime Bath advert that popped up and thought that was the video lol

  • Did you get door 69 purposely? How much do you wanna bet you did.

  • 1:05 sounds like Drake music

  • Good tip: Eat chili peppers that are hot as fuck , u can sleep is ur mouth is burning also snorting cocaine might help

  • @Makkealamarkus your second ones probably the best

  • send that woman to my house and id never sleep ;)

  • Or try this...JUST STAY UP!

  • This has got to be comedy. These tips are absolutely awful.

  • brush teeth ONCE A HR because some people dont do that for DAYS

  • how does heat make people tired???

  • omg! I was going to take a "15" min nap but ended up sleeping for 6  hours

  • This would have made a great Monty Python sketch, with, or without, exploding penguins. It would have been something completely different.

  • with a computer next to me its impossible to sleep

  • ... classical music is fast paced

  • her house number is 69, LOL :P check at 2:05 if you want proof!! hahahaha i loled when i saw that!!

  • or you could just have a five hour energy

  • 2:05 xD

  • it works even better if its the garbage bag u use the breath methode on.. not that i tried it... but i guss <.<

  • @ThunderWindz why u be trollin? xD

  • It was proven that milk helps you stay awake not putyou to sleep.

  • shit!!! i already had a heavy meal. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • That girls hot...

  • step 5: don't watch boring videos...

  • Wear a shock collar

  • I set the alarm to 15 minutes, I wake up. Still feel tired and set it again to another 15 minutes. In the end it turns out I missed everything...

  • i sleep 4 hours a day cause of homework and im only 14 ~_~

  • 15 min nap? i jus keep pressin snooze XD!!

  • How to stay awake at work - do twelve different things to keep yourself awake, of course, leaving no time to actually do any work... Nicely done..

  • 2:06

    69

    :D

  • 1:40 Holy crap, that is a big container of soda.

  • I don't think anybody gets the irony that doing all these things to keep you awake at work are distracting you from working.

  • @drsinister07 Actually pretty much everyone gets that. But they also understand that taking a 10 minute break to alert the mind and then resume work for an hour or two is far more productive than working in a semi-conscious mental state. I don't think you get the irony that everyone understands the concept of the video but you.

  • @MrAlwaysRight1000 A perfect argument for anyone with that username. Kudos.

  • Oh yeah i wanna bone this chick to stay awake

  • What about the one where you don't go to work and sleep at home?

  • Take a nap? I want to know how to stay AWAKE at work.

  • Thrash metal fuck yeah!

  • That's why I jerk off 3 hours before work. So I don't get tierd when I come home =3

  • There's a very spooky thing that keeps happening to me all the time whenever I set the alarm to wake up after an hour or so. I get up after like 6-7 hours and I've to find my cell phone which I'd placed on my bedside drawer before going to sleep.

    I've no Idea who places it under the pillow. It's really spooky

  • Oh yeah because right after i was dying for some sleep..i wont be able to fall asleep later on so ill look at you ur vid later,,,geez thx

  • 1 tip to every one that is watching this - STOP PLAYING CoD, Halo, DotA or LoL AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

  • @NightmareCrab yeah i should probably listen to you... *goes back on computer*

  • @NightmareCrab

    AND STOP WATCHING PORN TOO xD (JUST an ADDITION) LOL

  • @NightmareCrab :( BUT MOM!

  • @NightmareCrab booooooo booooooo na :P

  • @NightmareCrab just 5 more hour..ahem i mean minutes

    *10 hours later* dont worry ill wake up early and finish my work i promise!

    *stays up till 3 am playing games and wakes up late* dont worry ill just get it done on the way there!

    *at school* I SWEAR I DID MY HOMEWORK BUT I FORGOT IT AT HOME BECAUSE MY CAT WAS HAVING A BABY AND THE DOG AGE MY HOMEWORK AND I WAS SICK AND AT DOCTORS OFFICE. i wouldnt lie to you now would i?

  • @NightmareCrab what about wow Roflmao?

  • @NightmareCrab hahaha

  • @NightmareCrab

    ok no more fallout 3 for me

  • @NightmareCrab umad?no ways

  • @0644742766 guys fucking insane

  • Maybe youve taken a bit much bro ; D, That is not at all how you spell Methamphetamine

  • heavy. fucking. metal.

  • how to stay awake it's called metamfetamin or coke.

  • how to go to sleep when you are a student: go to social studies class.

  • here's mine drink lotsa cofi

  • I don't know if this work for you guys or not. But I sniff the evaporate steam from the hot coffee keep me more awake then drinking it. I don't even need to drink the coffee.

  • Or take 5 hour energy

  • i fail asleep wile taking a shower O.O .....dont ask......

  • wtf, when are you going to do your work lol ?

  • 5 expresso shots and three lines of cocaine!! works for me every time.

  • tip 1 on how to keep awake. Get some sleep. What about if you havent got time to sleep? is'nt this the point of the video??

  • thrash-metal ... i fall asleep listening to Arch Enemy...

  • i fell asleep while watching this... fail haha

  • @NDAkelsey me too dammit

  • a quick 15 minute nap for me is like 4 hours because i can't wake up :P

  • I could keep her awake all night

  • did anybody else notice that at 1:16 the guy screaming was a sound clip from the ANNOYING ORANGE

  • but cool makes me comfortable and same as hot it makes me sleepy D: guess ill just grab summa those coffee and energy drinx

  • I like this video :) check out mine on staying awake during class!

  • im always working late and need to stay awake. im also partial constipated so im eating things high in fiber. so im jacked man. o well back to my work.

  • Thank You!! __Tears up

  • yeah ur in ur work at the midnight and the boss will let u to eat chips drink cola low the temperature of cource !!! but i bet that he will say to u '' get the fuck out of my office your fired'' dont u think????

  • @chrisgreece52 I dont work, i'm in highschool, but i half a 3 hour shop, then 3 hours of classes. I sit in a dimmed huge room with computers and that junk, i have headphones we are aloud to listen to music. I listen to Heavy ass shit, i buy 2 or 3 monsters 2 for shop, 1 for lunch. And i eat some chips or something. Never fallen asleep.

  • 1) yea ok. ill go take a walk at 2 in the morning 2) didnt you say in the begining of the video that if your taking a NIGHT shift. then why would u go walking??? 3) thats one tall coke bottle O.O

  • if your working late and its dark out side how will u go for a walk every few hours?

  • @sweeneylove13 by walking out the fucking door and walking. It's common sence.

  • the way she sleep on the desk is bad for your back.

  • Wouldn't it be much easier to just sleep for 1h or so then walking and/or washing your face and teeth every hour?

  • Yeah you know, My boss lets me leave every hour to brush my teeth, and blare Metal in the office...

  • does anyone eles have insomnia

  • "videojug recommends Thrash Metal *plays punk*"

  • get some sleep oh ya forgot about that

  • ah I see now, its a fake nr.

    whats soo funny about that -.-

  • @Aerodynamic1991 google: 69 sex position -.-

    i guess you're virgin xD

  • How to stay awake - sleep. Fail.

  • 2:02 - 2:04 the door's number is 69 XD

    coincidence?;)

  • @tratrafe2 I dont understand, and I also dont understand samasama888

    whats soo special about the nr 69 on the door?? tell me.

  • @Aerodynamic1991 dude;o are you really borned in 1991? :S

  • @tratrafe2 still don´t understand whats so special about nr 69

  • Sounds like your in the airplane!! haha

  • 1:51, does anyone really do that 

  • Seems like good advice, and I need it...I'm falling asleep at my desk and it's only 4:30

  • this made me want to sleep

  • "videojug recommends Thrash Metal"

    FUCK YEAH!! \m/

  • Haha u sleep with metal

  • this vid put me to sleep

  • cold coffee works

  • Vote Up""

    If You Watched This Video Twice""

  • @jennyiscoolo haha lol! it works well u refreshed the page butttt... it still works

  • she has nice eyes :P

  • i like this video, kinda funny, i give it 2 thumbs up.

  • just doing coke would probablly be better than doing this some of these things will jack you up more than coke hard and uncomfortable chair that'l jack up your spine so now you get to go to a ciropractor becuase you jacked up your back yes lets take a walk at the middle of the night so you can get kidnapped and raped eat sugary foods thats good in the midlle of the night

  • Fast music like Soad and Scars lull me to sleep.

  • we recommend thrash metal to keep you awake ok let me put on some megadeth and ill be set

  • breathing in an out of a bag can kill you....

  • @narutoloverz95 where the fuck did you get that fact from??!

  • Do a line or two.

  • the bitch is fine

  • i have that phone, its shitty. haha.

  • take coke

  • i want that accent

  • i sleep in front of a fan at night..... heat makes me ichy and more alert

  • this video seriously almost made me fall asleep

  • how to go to sleep: go to work I finally figured it out!

  • tisis so stupid

  • I will invite that girl to my house....I will make sure she don't sleep.

  • lol how to stay awake at work, promptly go to sleep!

  • Is this being serious?

  • @pandapower96 yep, some is just old stuff, some new

  • your video put me to sleep.....

  • crap i drank milk, no wonder im still tired.. also this room is warm..

  • i knew that coffy trick is a bull

  • make one how not to fall asleep in school because i have troubles with that in English and math because i always fall asleep but i just can't hold it and i fall asleep and then when i wake up i just have a detention slip on my desk LOL

  • get sleep NO FUCKING SHIT DICK TRACY

  • She is so hot, i want to do the number of her door with her!!!!!, please come to argentina!!

  • I prefer a lil bit of Amfitamin :) if u don't do drugs at all... drink coffee. 1 espresso per hour. 1000-2000 mg of coffeine will do help you not to fall asleep for a long time, but you must eat a lot of sugar to get energy.

  • 1000mg coffeine? thats unhealtly, and if u are unlucky u end up at the hospital

  • You need beds at work

  • Everything on here works greats for me, except the whole turning the heat down. Cold rooms make me fall asleep. Warm rooms keep my blood nice, warm and going.

    -Sparky

  • Never heard of the paper bag trick before, but up-beat music definately helps!

  • @chunderville Never heard of it because there's a chance you can pass out from doing it and cause brain trauma

  • what about coffee? it's hot, contains milk but is great for keeping you awake.

  • talking a walk every few hours? i thought this was for nightshifts? "while you out on your walk at 3AM,getting raped cause of videojugs advice will also help keep you awake"

  • nice boobs

  • this could really help me for school sometimes...

  • yeah because you can totally take a walk, turn the heat down and brush your teeth/wash your face every hour

  • have someone kick you in the nuts that will wake you up and make you pissed

  • Or you could offer to go on a "work errand" to get some paperclips or something and Hide somewhere to grab half an hour or an hour sleep if your lucky, be carfull to rub the carpet dots away from your sleepy face when you come back.

  • Who brings their toothbrush to work? O_o

  • maybe i should sing

  • did ya'lll see the 69 on the door hahah..nice

  • ahahahah

  • @samasama888 ha yeah, i was about to write it but i saw u posted it.

  • @samasama888 i dont get it....

  • @samasama888 That'll keep me awake ;)

  • watchin this leads to boredom boredom leads to falling asleep like right now XD

  • being uncomfortable makes me pissed off and tired

  • Some screamo should the work...but i like screamo so ill guess ill have to listen to Hannah Montana

  • finally some tips to stay awake in class(or work)

  • lol trash metal... I prefer thrash even though I think he ment Thrash

  • dis realy works.

    i have  play videogames in 24 hours using dis tips.

    or culd be becaus i was playing resident evil archivs and a was caind of scar

  • Why would you want to???????

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  • im doing the 24 hour challange so yea

  • notice the office # 69..lol

  • put some of ur strongest tooth paste or other mint or eucalyptus (strong) stuff under ur eyes coz its burning and you can't fall asleep.

  • or play an addicting video game while listening to load metal music LOL oh and i found out the BEST energy drink is RockStar!! WAAAAAY better then monster or redbull those just make you crash 30 minutes later trust me RockStar WILL wake you up!!

  • ok i'll need to try this n i'll need to try how to get to sleep as well

  • im at 47 hours 45 mins cmonnn 5 days

  • clench your anus

  • she almost made me sleep..

  • I've been awake for 24 hours and 13 minutes! Wish me luck. I will use these techniques, especially the hit-myself-in-the-balls technique. (Zanta1337) :P

  • or................ you could drink a monster...

  • Yeah and then crash 30 mins later...no ty.

  • Drink lots and lots of Coffie.

  • no coffe is badd

  • soo far ive been awake for 14 hours.

    I HOPE THIS WORKS!

  • lmao at the trash metal,i loves the screaming