Re: SIgnature For a Skater

[YeahYourDadsPhit]

what a twat

[CrazyFattyx]

You Suck hehehehe byee^^

bitch

[fooy3000044]

i totally agree

[Slimshadow457]

u beeping racist! He's candian, okay, but canada rules!! And now you make fun of your japanese friends! If it wasn't for Japan, you probably wouldn't be on this website! RESPECT THE RACES!

[fredthefly]

MelissaJenna, Hansel & Gretel is also a well known fairy tale of the Grimm brothers. Hans en Grietje in Dutch, in Schwyzerdütsch, or Reto-Roman (you can Wikipedia this term) its so that in general they tend to stick "el" to words as a Diminutive.

I've bin to Switzerland and I can speak and understand German but I found it very hard to understand a single word, it doesn't have much in common with German or Hoch-Deutsch as they call it.

[witch3sq]

Was the video you watched a canadian video,I haven't watched to understand the supposelly funny comment you made,it won't fit on my head.

[bonezz93]

yo that video was about my freind im nto even lieing lmfao we had so much fun that day everyones mocking him:(

[TheVampireWriter]

lol, i like u & thewinekone's little...convo

[kittyclub2005]

You have a Sailor Moon card?! She is my fave anime.

[joelatdi7]

i'd do you and avril both in public

[protoplay]

Wow, Not only are you a slut but a snob too? damn you plate is full, isn't it? Stupid Bitch. Ohhh, I'm sorry I ment, terrorist.

[3m0ch1ck]

O.o wtf?

[tallesgato]

Girl, don´t be so strange, you can be better than that.

[ElectricSizzle]

Yea well girls tend to laugh when theyre talking about boys and it makes all the boys self conscience and makes then think the girls are making fun of him so uh now you know not to laugh too much around guys....

Ps: You have groupies? well just don't get an std lol, (or maybe even worse)

[Matsute]

Hmm... Most direct uploads often get downvoted to 1 star,and often deserve it. However,I feel that yours is 1000x better than any direct upload i've seen! And the anime girl reference made me laugh,since I'm much too familiar with that sort of behavior in animes,games and such.

[Murmelburmel]

are you serious about this?

[h2h2h2h2]

WOW. So many comments from Tony. He must really like you Melissa.

[fakov56]

errrrr, W?

[Cabage411]

-.-

[KevtheGemo]

My girlfriend "Goes anime" all the time... She's white, but I'm Japanese, so it's a little awkward, haha. :D

[h2h2h2h2]

My GF also goes anime on me in bed. But only because I tell her to ;)

[ZippoLag]

alright..

I wasn't aware that doing *that* was called "going anime".

I'll remember it

[lilchw21]

ill be the third party(im nosy like that) i think winekone likes melissa and that if you guys personally knew eachother it wouldnt be such an acward thing

[MelissaJenna]

We'll have to keep a tally :) Melissa-1/Tony-0

[lilchw21]

i remember two japanese girls who used to go anime alot it was hi-hi puffy ami yumi they used to go bye- bye boooo

[M3th0ds]

Lol? Please, don't use video cam direct upload, it puts it in such horrid quality. And yeah, didn't notice the whole anime thing till now...XD

[xXEchosChild2Xx]

Five words:: condescending, egotistical, hatful, spiteful, bitch

[SaraMel15]

Six words: She was kidding. Tony knows that.

[xXEchosChild2Xx]

not very well and she's not funny, she looks to scary to be funny. And you just don't say crap like that.... Canadians are amazing

[DukeandDoc]

No worries, you didn't come across as condescending at all.

[ExodusFX]

Jesus, why do you have Sailor Moon game cards? lol

[DukeandDoc]

You look as if there is a foul smell in the room...hmmm

[borathasballs]

that's what i like to call "going lezbo" canada kicks ass!you problably sit at home with your folgers coffee with your cats every night watching the real world have fun saturday

[dracrow12]

you really like to burn people down, do you? brave woman these days...... hey, i'm canadian i like avril all canadians do. animated thing. wow you still collect sailor moon trading card game lol!!!! you use that single card as evidence of animation! lol!!!!

[mattdb1983]

Wow you are funny and beautiful do you like English men?

[scottdaddy]

silly, what did you do to your hair? It looks ok BTW

[enneff]

wow u r rilly cuet

[manolomandi]

LOL, I love your videos. I always look forward to watching them :)

[Electricguitarmast3r]

Shut the fuck up . Dont say Canadians are freaks and Thewinekone is the coolest so shut up.

[thewinekone]

Whoa. Calm down there, buddy. She didn't mean anything by it.

[MelissaJenna]

Aww, look at you being all manly and coming to my rescue! I take back anything I said about not respecing men who cry during cootie-shots.

[Electricguitarmast3r]

Yeah sorry about what I said MelissaJenna . I was just really stressed out that week. A lot of things were hapening.

[garyopenshaw2004]

looks like some ones trying to piggy back the wine kone

[Takbuster]

I'm subscribing simply because you have the Sailor Moon trading card game...yeah...I have it too...*sigh*...

[MelissaJenna]

OMG no way! We should play each other via iChat!

[ragragdoll]

hahahahaa you're adorable. I cracked up louder at your vid than at TheWineKone's.

[MelissaJenna]

It's a rare moment that I make people laugh, so I cherish that! Usually I'm kind of dull, talking about politics 24/7 on my channel. :/

[tvobsessor45]

wow... no comment

[randymanrls]

hey missy...when do we get to see your legs? just do your next video standing up...i do not think that is an unreasonable request...thanks.

[luu69]

Congratz you ARE a freak :)

[heber810]

you are kind of hot

[darkstar5555]

this is the first youtube video ive seen quote avril lavine. is that why you would think only canadians quote avril on youtube?

[MelissaJenna]

Nahh, it's because both Avril and Tony are Canadian.

[h2h2h2h2]

They both live somewhat near each other (same province). Avril in Napanee, ONT and Tony in Toronto, ONT.

[47112324]

japanese girlfriends? O_O

I wanna see those vids...

[gokhan9902]

ıs fuck

fuck

[solid102]

I shall jack off to this.

[JtThrash17]

i just did..

[cruxvader]

for someone with glasses and gives the impression that you're intelligent, you sure know how to waste the town's time. You should be ashamed.

[jackkjack]

youh  biitch

[nanamigurung]

i think this girl`s got a hots for tony.

[DCxxRay]

i would love to see a vid about your japanese girlfriends

[koreannz]

so you like the wine kone.. right?

[MelissaJenna]

That depends. If by "like" you mean planning out the details of our wedding, naming our unborn-children and signing everything as, "Mrs. TheWineKone," then yeah, I guess I kinda like him. ;)

In case you were curious: Our first boy will be named Hansel ("he's so hot right now"), and our first girl will be named Avril (Tony picked that one since I got to pick Hansel). Meh.

[jaychins]

oh gosh, that's cool ~

[h2h2h2h2]

He's asking because it's very rare to see a good-looking white girl (and blonde too), to be even remotely interested in an asian dude. Unless of course, he's famous :)

[MelissaJenna]

Dude, my exboyfriend of four years (and current bestie) is Japanese. Now what? :)

[h2h2h2h2]

Well that's definately good to hear :) I'm just saying it's somewhat of a rare mix. But probably not as rare as an asian dude and a black girl - I don't think I have ever seen that combo.

[dark420bishop]

You're into anime, too? So awesome.

[Th3seGuys]

the giggle just makes "these guys" wanna go Anime in 1080 P. LoL!!

[hamil73]

funny RE: the winekone...rules.

[pirate9903]

LOL...you are funny.

[nonamechannel]

The giggle at the end is priceless!

[aveslp]

wow. that ending was quite possibly the cutest thing i've ever seen. haha.

[Yournamehere94]

oooooooo

thwinekone commented your video!!!

its almost like getting his signature!

haha

[MelissaJenna]

Yeah, but he didn't sign his name on me and almost get arrested. I won't rest until that happens! (Mostly kidding.) :)

[Yournamehere94]

ha

:)

[thewinekone]

... You want me to sign my name ON you?! Do I dare ask where?! Eep.

[MelissaJenna]

Hey hey hey, that was simply of an example my wit and charm, not an open invitation to autograph, my...well, myself. Eep is right. :)

[h2h2h2h2]

If you were under-age and he signed your crotch (sorry, I meant inner thigh) mabey..

[megamandapop]

hehehehehee

[Danko1016]

speak for yourself

[Danko1016]

im canadian and i hate avril lavigne...thats called stereotyping

[pogster24]

HAHAHAHA! going anime XD

[Lexaaa21]

lol!! winekone sure likes to publicly humiliate himself

[dollyhouse]

Otaku!

[jaychins]

hey thewinekone made better girly giggles!

[mathiasffs]

okey.. so he showed the clip 3 times himself..

only stupid ppl like.. uhm,, well, not me need to see ur vid o__O

like tolly btw: ur hot;D

[paxilrose]

Lulz

[datghettoazn127]

HAHAHAHA...Omg thats funyn stuff i like it....Girls that go anime is...Wow i know so many asians that do it... I cant look right "going anime" I am one of the very large group of people that look wrong doing it...

[Jibbler1976]

I'm still puzzled why you wasted your time responding to his video. Please go back to being smart and cute. Much appreciated.

[yosema]

eeeeeeww lesbian

[karagoth245234]

No life huh? sad

try going out ...

[thedawg385]

I liked you at first but... You're on youtube wayy too much and I think you need to go outside and get a tan or something...

[R4ndomCrap]

that was pretty funny, "the YouTube" and all

[LeonSORTX]

hehehe.....BYE!!!

[proffmongo]

OMG!! An Asian going Anime!!!!LOL!!! Good one JenJen!!! That's a great Anime name for you!! JenJen!!

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!

[izzy9985]

I didn't even think about that when I saw Tony's video, but it definitely makes sense, especially with the whole "peace" symbol he did.

[paul20072007]

Don't dis Avril Lavigne, she was about 16 when she wrote those lyrics and was probably then richewr than most of us will ever be!

[thielenm]

nah she doesnt write her own songs.

[dustdirtandstone]

Hahahaha!

^_^

z('.')Y

[meoka2368]

Is it seriously a Canadian thing to mention Avril on YouTube?

[timmitube]

Oh gawd how fucking annoying is this little ho. I tell you I wish someone would get a cock in her mouth as soon as poss. It's probably because she's a yank! She would absolutly cop it though. If she wants some views go do some pooooooorn.

[nazr14]

Hey look Sailor Moon! lol ahahaha that end part was hilarious

[timmitube]

Somebody get a cock into her mouth as quickly as possible because she makes you annoying Americans look even more so. She would cop it tho!

[airborne373]

Japaneses girlfriends!

[animalmedicines]

LOL!! I was thinking the same thing when I watched Tony's video last night!!

[JXtotheZ]

^_^

[solaimane]

nice hair

[vanawesome]

haha. "down with the public humiliation" you are funny Melissa. love that voice. :D

[Laurbubble]

aw the giggle was cute

[pimpinnevaslipin]

lmao at ur exit ^_^

[yoobeetoobee]

love the hair

[harpdevil]

the youtubeS? well alright.. :P

[TrueShinAd]

Whatever I do... I just don't like anime... My friend once told me, that I'm an anime type, but sorry! No, no, never, Nooo... :)

[aznflayva]

I just came....to realize I also agree ^__^

[celebrityaddict]

HE HE HE Byeee!

totally on the spot.

Happy asian! ^_^v

[xFenGz]

lol that was hot

[thewinekone]

I was just about to say you compared me to a Japanese girl, but you covered it. Wow. THANK YOU, Melisa! And I love your giggle too!

[MelissaJenna]

Tony, this is your mother. WHAT are you doing up right now!?

[thewinekone]

Oh! Hey mom. I'm sorry. Wait. Why are YOU up at this hour? Is it weird that I'm calling you mom when one of us has a crush on the other? But who?!

[MelissaJenna]

Okay, so either you went out of your way to publicly embarrass me (in which case, top-notch work because I have blushy-face now), or you have a crush on me (in addition to a weird sort of Oedipus complex), Or I have a crush on you, and you took my comment below- the one in which I named our unborn children- very seriously. I dare-say this crush-business might remain a sordid and complex mystery...

That being said, what are you feelings on the name Hansel? Too metro?

[thewinekone]

I'm not too sure if I'm the one who has a crush on you or if you're the one crushing on me. Clearly, someone needs to clear this up for us. Hopefully not your boyfriend because I'd be afraid that he may castrate me.

That was to go along with the Oedipus complex, by the way. I'm not a weirdo who's scared of guys wanting to cut off Tony, Jr.

[thewinekone]

Speaking of the Oedipus complex, did you pick Hansel as the name of our unborn child because "Little Hans" was the name of the kid who Freud studied?! I actually hope you didn't even realize it and it's just a freaky coincidence!

[MelissaJenna]

Clearly, that boyfriend-line was designed to gather information regarding my status. Very clever. Well, I neither have a boyfriend, nor know anyone who enjoys castrating strangers as a hobby. You got your information, so touché.

I'm not well-read enough to be aware of that "Little Hans" reference, so it was a freaky coincidence after all. I was thinking of Zoolander, actually. (Well read, indeed...)

[thewinekone]

The boyfriend line WAS actually used to see what your current status is. You know me too well, Ms. MJ. And since you do not have a boyfriend, I shall apply to be yours sooner or later.

[MelissaJenna]

See, and here I thought you were purposefully dodging the issue. Well played, my friend. Well played, indeed.

[MelissaJenna]

I might be off the mark, but this feels like some serious YouTube-Soap-Opera drama right here. You know, we might need to enlist the help of an objective third-party to pass judgement on who is crushing on whom. (However for the record, I've got €10 (WAY stronger than than USD right now) in YOU being the crush-er and me being the crush-ee.

[thewinekone]

Also, what you're trying to tell me is that we're both crushing on each other? Are you serious?! AS IF.

See, now you're unsure whether I'm disgusted that you like me or the fact that you think I like YOU. I play mind games like a teenage girl.

[MelissaJenna]

I considered getting all grammar-school on you and passing you a note that reads:

"Do you like me?

Check here for yes_____

Check here for maybe_____ OR

Check here for yes_____"

See how I don't leave you much wiggle-room on that one? That's because I WAS a teenage girl and I know how to play my cards.

[thewinekone]

Hmmm. This is a tough one. But you know what I would do? Take the note, crumple it up, and then set it on fire.

I was a bad ass teenage boy at one time. Leather jacket, motorcycle, slicked back hair, etc.

P.S. I'd check "yes" and "yes" before doing all that stuff. *giant wink*

[MelissaJenna]

*ahem* Someone doesn't check their email *ahem*

[thewinekone]

Wait. What does that even mean?? I received no e-mail from you...! Did I? I didn't see it!

[MelissaJenna]

I sent it to uhhh, the email that David corresponded with you when we made that Community Counts video awhile back. Ugh! It was clever and witty and contained pictures!

[thewinekone]

WHAT. Um, Ms. Jenna, I didn't receive that e-mail. I mean, I received all the back and forth talk about the video, but not a witty one with pictures from you! Now I'm freaking out because I didn't get it. And you should freak out if these pictures were naughty!!! Someone else may have gotten them!

[MelissaJenna]

Bloody hell. Looks like your going to have to make the first move then. Email me at melissajenna at gmail dot com and I'll forward it back to you.

I wonder who was the lucky recipient of my charming email? (Honestly, it's not that charming, and now I've built it up to be way more than it is. Just expect disappointment is all I'm saying.)

[thewinekone]

I already DID make the first move when I commented on this video! And look at the great conversation we're having! Oh, you meant e-mailing you.

I e-mailed you 1 minute ago! I expect the wittiest, funniest, charmiest, and beautifulest reply ever now!

[MelissaJenna]

And I find it entertaining that we are the only two people commenting on this video anymore. Shows how popular my channel is. :)

[thewinekone]

It's our secret hang out! You should feel special! I know I do!

[MelissaJenna]

Oh a secret hang out, I hadn't thought of that! How fun! Except that in my secret hang out when I was a kid there was a tire-swing (that I MADE thankyouverymuch), a stack of really old books and a creek full of tiny fish.

Tony, if this is really going to be our secret hang out, we need to install a tire swing.

[thewinekone]

Yeah, sure, a tire-swing sounds good to me! I want to build a treehouse too! Can I? Please, Miss? Can I?? I've never had one and would like one at the secret hang out. Pleeeeaaase?!

By the way, it'll be no girls allowed, except you!

[MelissaJenna]

I've always wanted a treehouse! Brilliant idea! Only I'm not really good at using a hammer- the nails always end up crooked and bent when I'm finished. If you can be in charge of hammering all of the nails, then yes, a treehouse is a must.

Oh, I've never had a co-ed secret hang out before, the idea is exciting! Before I agree to this, I've got to know: have you had a cootie-shot recently? I have it on good authority that boy/girl secret hang outs are only safe if neither of them have cooties.

[thewinekone]

I've never actually built anything with wood and nails before, so this should be new and exciting. All of a sudden, I feel less of a man now. Yes, because I've never built anything before. Except for a small mirror and CD rack. Thanks, high school woodworking courses!

[thewinekone]

And I've never gotten my cootie shot. I know you don't have to be a doctor to take the shot yourself, and I do have a finger and stellar hand-eye co-ordination, but it still feels really unsafe to me.

Oh dear, I'm such a wuss. I'm not a man at all!

[MelissaJenna]

Okay girly-man, I'll administer your cootie-shot for you, but you've got to promise not to cry. I can take a man that can't use a hammer, but I can't take a man who cries because of a cootie-shot.

[h2h2h2h2]

That's probably due to you growing up with a single mother and no father figure.

[MelissaJenna]

Gasp! Our secret hide out has been found! Tony, where are you!?

[h2h2h2h2]

A public commentary section on your video is hardly a "secret hideout" ;) Geez, why don't you guys exchange phone numbers or something in private or MSN. By the way, Tony is probably busy chatting it up with some of his other groupies ;)

[thewinekone]

WHAT. I don't have "groupies!" Although the thought of that is intriguing...

[MelissaJenna]

Now it seems as if I'm lurking around my computer all day just waiting for you to respond, but I promise that I just got back from a really tough hike, so there. I've got the sweaty work-out clothes to prove it. :)

[thewinekone]

Let me guess, you went on a hike because someone told you to. They said,"Take a hike," and you took it literally.

Yes, that was a direct attack on you for being blonde. I'm such a bad ass!

[MelissaJenna]

Well I suppose we're even then. One Canadian joke for one blonde joke. But one more though, and it's war! You know, I'm surprised you went for the more difficult blonde joke rather than the easier American joke- impressive!

Also, did gmail eat my email again?

[thewinekone]

I would never make an American joke. I get too many "burns" and "disses" for the way I pronounce words, and saying things like "washroom." Sigh.

Actually, I feel like making a video about you Americans now! I might be too chicken to though. Double sigh.

Gmail didn't eat your e-mail. Should we talk on here and there!?

[MelissaJenna]

Hey, saying "washroom" instead of "bathroom" is totally hawt and should be commended.

If you make an video parodying Americans, be prepared for the onslaught of negative criticism. And being called a terrorist. It's happened to be, it will certainly happen to you.

I just figured that since I hadn't heard back that gmail had eaten it :(

[thewinekone]

I haven't been in this dusty old place in a week. It smells. No, wait. That's just you.

[MelissaJenna]

And out come the public insults. I knew it would come to this. No more dodgy poetry for you, Tony.

[thewinekone]

Dear Melissa Jenna,

Where are you? I've been sitting in the tree house for weeks now. Waiting every night from 7 to 9. Are you showing up at a different time?? Please leave a note or something to let me know you've been around!

[MelissaJenna]

Dear Tony,

My mom grounded me from going to the tree house, but since I know you'll be there, I'll sneak over at 7 tonight! Can't wait to see you!

xoxoxo,

mj

[thewinekone]

MJ,

First, if I call you MJ, you must call me Peter. I wish to swing from building to building all spider-like while holding you.

Second, I'm sorry that I wasn't there at the tree house yesterday night. My dad and I went to play hockey!! And when we got home, we watched wrestling! I'm sorry.

How about tonight? We can meet and I can show you the hockey puck he gave me. It was his when he was a kid, and it's soooo old-looking. Just like him!

Tony

[MelissaJenna]

Peter,

I've always wanted to swing from building to building, ever since I was a kid! And now I have someone to take me!

It's okay that you didn't meet me at the tree house. While I was waiting I carved my first name + your last name over and over and over again in different kinds of hand writing.

Tonight is perfect! You can show me your dad's hockey puck and I'll bring you drawings of what I think our children will look like! See you soon!

xoxoxo,

mj

[thewinekone]

MelissaJenna!!!

I've actually out-swung Tarzan AND George of the Jungle, so you're in good hands. Plus, my hand can stick to you, so you wouldn't slip away from me.

I looked inside the tree house the other night. Why the heck did you carve your first name and my last name over and over again? And why was it all backwards?! Whats creepier is that it was at night, so I had to see all of this with candlelight. It was so scary.

Wait. Children?! What..

[glade1]

Children are tasty

[h2h2h2h2]

Uh, with over a gazillion subscribers and that lovable personality of yours, I'm sure you would of caught the attention of atleast a few ;) Anyhow, sorry to interrupt you two love birds, I will try to restrain myself from posting in your "private section".. :)

[h2h2h2h2]

By the way, from a third-party observer / lurker perspective, I think you both have a crush on each other and are afraid to admit it.

[PiFan7]

I think this video is proof positive that you don't need to allocate 8 hours for sleep like you mentioned in vlog 9. :-)

[sk37]

OMG... your anime bye was just OMGly cute.

[harpdevil]

and OMGly is my favourite word of the week, so thanks for that ^_^;;

[AurianSky]

going anime fantastic :D lol

[widcombeboy]

You're up really late!

[almalinda06]

XD WOW, that was comical to watch. Anime-style MJ, very nice.

I hate to sound like a fifteen year old boy, but "pwned".

oh gosh, that was bad..