Red vs. Blue: ODST Episode 3

[Sweetest57]

@xtroll899x ya I did on halo 3 he was going inside a pelican and before the door closed I threw a grenade in and he fell out and died but then like a minute later after his body disappeared he just popped outta now where

[HaloPro107]

Johnson is in Reach and he looks gay lolz

[xtroll899x]

is that true that he cant die?

[nigahiga68]

*Lazer eyes not included

[ProductionsDelta]

153 people were killed by johnson's laser eyes......

[dMcgamer034]

i just lost it at his laser eyes

[halo97855]

sgt jonshon shoot the twin towers down with his laser

[mrcrazycookies117]

Sgt.Johnson is a hacker

[Ghostrider91111]

@mrcrazycookies117 he is the system of protection like Dr.Hax

[bab1ell1e]

play sgt.johnson* when yo pre-order halo3:ODST from

GAMESTOP

*laser eyes not included. (-_-)



[Gakeon143]

"MY NAME IS SERGEANT JOHNSON AN YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE." I couldn't resist.

[The99thDude]

Whatever you do don't look him in the eye. Uh-oh to late!

[DismalSpectre00]

If he knew it would be coming, Sargent Johnson would have nailed Guilty Spark for sure! Lazer for lazer! :D

[allenjlap]

funniest one by far

[LimitlessWalrus]

Somehow the lazer eyes don't seem like that much of a stretch for Johnson

[808Giratina]

Im scared

You Should Be

[GrantC1999]

what ever you do dont look in his eyes......... oh to late

[atlantian120]

GAMESTOP *laser eyes not included

[atlantian120]

'the point is, he can be anywhere at any time... He's right behind me right now, isn't he?'

LOL cliche

[Kamilekbak]

and rumour has it he can't be killed, then johnson got his ass kicked by a lightbulb

[Ghostrider91111]

@Kamilekbak johnson is just behind you D: *laser eye noise*

[Kamilekbak]

@Ghostrider91111 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[Kamilekbak]

@Ghostrider91111 *laser eye shooting noise* R.I.P kamilekbak

[250philippe]

And my friends cousins neighbor told me!

[hi7346]

One of the manliest men in games ... now with laser eyes. Even more manlier!!!

[baseballdude1998]

*laser eyes not included

[Sylence777]

Sgt. Johnson vs. Chuck Norris. Considering he survived the Autumn explosion... I don't know.

[Kamilekbak]

@Sylence777 survived autumn explosion and then got his ass kicked by a lightbulb

[guyverdx94]

1:12 to 1:18 boom headshot.

[tjmc69]

WHAT DA FUCK *ZAP*

[perci2112]

johnson could have been a spartan, but he was too cool

[KingKaKaKhyle]

@perci2112 he was a odst spartan then he quited and became a marine again

[Kamilekbak]

And what did johnson did? He got his ass kicked by a light bulb

[Kamilekbak]

U think sgt johnson is soo cool coz of lazer eyes but its master chief that destroyed 1st halo, traveled to high charity to stop the prophets, lands on earth by just hitting the ground and destroys the arc + 343 guilty spark

[lalosaurioXL]

@Kamilekbak consider that he has physical augmentations, military training since childhood, neural amplifiers, a multi layered armor and an ancilla (read cryptum) incorporated to his armor.... that seems more resourcefull doesn't it oh and jhonson managed to escape from harvest with a handfull of recruits that he trained himself

[Kamilekbak]

@lalosaurioXL at least Chief survived

[lalosaurioXL]

@Kamilekbak it was damn time also, if jhonson had lived any longer he would have been better than all spartans combined

[Kamilekbak]

@lalosaurioXL U meant all spartans except master chief

[LastSpartan7]

@lalosaurioXL he already was

[TheElite720]

@epoliseno its during halo 3 -_-, apologize for your ignorance

[yoshigoboom627]

IM SCARED....YOU SHOULD BE >:C

[KR1K3N2]

Laser eyes. IMA CHARGING MY LASER BWAH

[Owen1699]

Hey I've got Sgt. Johnson on ODST too! :D

[HARDCORExxGECKO]

that fucken hilarious

[xXPREDITORXx1]

SGT. Johnson laser eyes o S***

[greenxxxable]

And yet SGT. Johnson bites it in the third game.

[epoliseno]

@Ownage964 ODST is during i think the halo 2 time period, like reach is before halo 1

[Ownage964]

@Forgemaps101 Sargent Johnson died in halo 3

[ForgeMaps101]

is he more better than Chuck Norris?

[X6GrimReaper9X]

@ForgeMaps101 No but he was trained by him and was the only person other than master chief to survive.

[ForgeMaps101]

@X6GrimReaper9X Masterchief is still alive

[X6GrimReaper9X]

@ForgeMaps101 umm yeah thats what im implying by saying other than master chief -.-

[b2kzaryte]

He has laser eyes XD

[Therandomkid44]

Well, too bad Sgt. Johnson died to a crazy little robot.

[alexlathey]

AAAAAGGGGHHHH pause at 1:16!

[alexlathey]

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH pause at 1:17!

[RoboticTable]

I am not a thing! My name is Avery J. Johnson, and you will fear my lazer face!

[cyanman123]

@TheLazerman123456 you have to be a Spartan 1

[JarheadHME]

1:14 halo 3 campaign reference

[Rubikpally]

My mouth freakin dropped for 5 mins after seeing those lazers come out of Johnsons eyes rofl!

[shadowlouix]

Johnson son of chuck norris

[SamauraiRippeR]

@shadowlouix YOU MEAN FATHER OF

[jwnlink1]

How does a badass with EPIC LASER EYES! get killed by a floating light bulb -_- Johnson=Badass!

[MrMando117]

He just plays with invincibility on

[superbeast071]

y does he use a spartan lazer n da last level of halo 3

JT LOOK AT THEM MAN!!!!!!!!

[FailmasterProduction]

"Whatever you do....don't look into his eyes." yeah NAW CRAP SARGE..... i wouldn't want my head blown off either... RVB ROCKS...

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

This was released on the 8th anniversery of 9/11. The next season of RvB is season 8. 8x8=64. In 64 months, on the 9/11 anniversery, the Rooster Teeth will probably not do anything.

[Bloodgulchblue]

Johnson, dang should have pre-ordered

[superbeast071]

LASER VISION!!!

[smellmyfart1000]

roumor has it he cant die my cousin says he has lazer eys lol

[lma0311]

u guys make me lol so hard

[TheLazerman123456]

Where do you get the laser eyes

[TheOfficialMiSTClan]

wow your really not good at anarlargys are you? :P

[tdub585]

Well, apparently he's not invincible because the monitor fucked him up

[Skysprinter11]

laser eyes= awesome

[duncy78]

he right behind me now isnt he

yep

oh boy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[kman0201]

He's right behind me right now isn't he

Yeah

(i'm scared)

[Smithsjohn25]

I'm scared

You should be

[TheAndrewtitanic]

wow man yhy did you do n 9/11?

[strykertron232]

Cant be killed not suprised

[kickmybowls]

funny how in halo 3 sgt johnson got is ass kicked so many times:

1:captured by brutes(sierra 117)

2:brutes took the command center (crows nest)

3:failed at attacking control room 3 and beaten up by brutes (the covenant)

4:scared away by flood(the covenant)

5:killed by 343 guilty spark (halo)

[TheDon10101]

that doesnt make any sense...

[legoboy1418]

What ever you do don't look into his eyes! Lol

[EpicFailuresToday]

my name is srgnt johnson and YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER FACE!!!!!!!

[tostedcheeseman]

oh god, I accidentally paused when his lazer eyes were charging... I'm scared.

[aceistheplace46]

150 people dont have laser eyes

[j0nny3216]

* Lazer eyes not included

[CondorK92]

lmao fox analogy FTW

[Lead1121]

149 people hate themselves 

[GaaaDing]

Gee thanks, now i think my drill sargeant is gunna have laser eye vision

[evilmonkeylords]

1:15 I fucking LOL'D

[Ricarsho123]

LOLZ CHURCH FAILS

[solidjosh670]

people say he can't die because he has a rare sickness that makes him imortal..

[FF98Productions]

He's as cunning as a fox.....in a pottery class.....at an ivy league school...... that accepts foxes!

[MrThekingfisher]

what cod?

[AjourChannel]

@MrThekingfisher call of duty

[Craftergad]

Wait Johnson can die, he is killed by the eyeball thing with the british accent

[zackabilly1]

@Craftergad Not if you use the glitch

[solidjosh670]

@Craftergad 343 Guilty Spark

[AllNaturalAsian]

I dont get the scene where grif say "awesome! Turn on your visor"

[chrizzo006]

@AllNaturalAsian its a thing int he ODST game, the visor

[SinDawg030]

@AllNaturalAsian VISR. In ODST you can switch on night vision mode. The system is called VISR in universe

[ForgottenBeasts]

No laser eyes?! AWWW, I would've bought ODST again just for that!

Who needs Chief when you've got a Marine with LASER EYES!!!

[LopezElMagico]

@ForgottenBeasts id take the cheif

[ThunderCavalier]

@ForgottenBeasts

I know, right?

[awesomemercenary]

@ForgottenBeasts are you shitting me? Master Cheif is the best spartan ever way stronger than some marine with laser eyes no one can beat him

[ForgottenBeasts]

@awesomemercenary The Marine with the laser eyes are more for ASTHETICS, ass. Of course I'd go with a Spartan for its strength, but I'd also go for a wildcard. Let me have my fun.

[MrTreilmix]

Were is Caboose

[mtn529]

@ AnonymousX117X if your asking that your an idiot, you're also probably asking how do eat.

[AnonymousX117X]

Is the blue one with the sniper Church?

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

SGT>Johnson the black version of Chuck Norris (no racism at all )

[blasterchief123]

@BandoilerrMiDGeT750

you are SO funny

[Buxenwolf]

@BandoilerrMiDGeT750 some ppl will get offended anyways =\ i think theres a difference between saying some1 is black/asian/caucasian/hispanic etc compared to the examples niggga/chinks/white-trash/mexi­cans

[Buxenwolf]

@BandoilerrMiDGeT750 some ppl will get offended anyways =\ i think theres a difference between saying some1 is black/asian/caucasian/hispanic etc compared to the examples niggga/chinks/white-trash/mexi­cans 

[zerranterg]

whatever you do.. dont look directly in his eyes.. uh oh too late!*bang*

[christy1234567891011]

Hes as cunning as a fox taking a pottery class in an IV league college that accepts foxes

[theclassicdwell3r]

In revelation, they already show church's past form owning johnson.

[ReaLxRussiaManx]

Sgt.Johnson is a fuckin CHEATER! :O

[MrCarljol]

ahhhhhhhhhh man i though there would be laser eyes included

[Hunter71Omega]

sounds like Church is saying that Jonhson is better than Master Chief and the Arbiter.

[Fuzzydacool]

I Pre-Ordered this game and i was promised Sgt Johnson but i didn't get the code i was sooooooo annoyed!!! The weird thing is that my friend has the game he got it for christmas 2010 and he got Sgt Johnson he didn't even pre-order it! :(

[hammerman6842]

Sergeant Major Johnson should use his laser eyes on the Cloud gaming guy.

[Bladecrossexe]

Who else thinks that all advertisements should die?

[TripleWalkthroughs]

@Bladecrossexe i don't they'r keeping youtube form being a site where we PAY for stuff!

[leafia6]

Ironically he can be killed.

[halochief980]

@SeriousBlack me neither i find it Hilarious!!!

[SeriousBlack2]

i dont find this stuff funny at all :(

[rdmcamomau]

laser eyes LOL!!!!! 1:10

[sl22uk]

I'm Sergeant Avery Junior Johnson AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER EYES!!!!!

[lazyhaloman117]

hes actully talking about chuck norris

[shadowwall100]

@lazyhaloman117 no actually sgt jhonson is chuck norrises son

[Bladecrossexe]

@shadowwall100 You kiddin dude? Johnson would kick chuck norris's ass! Besides, Chief is Chuck

[Xistanceowner]

"Im scared" YOU SHOULD BE. Q_Q thumbs up for the laser eyes!

[wo0obly]

@Xistanceowner thumbs up whore

[INippleTwistYou]

when i bought my Xbox, i could choose between, Xbox and halo 3 ODST and halo 3 mythic II + forza motorsport or Xbox whit halo reach, i didn't know anything about halo, so i decided i wanted the 2 games and Xbox, i still don't know if it was the right decision to choose for that one..

[wo0obly]

@INippleTwistYou just buy reach, its £20/$30. Not a big deal. At all.

[araeLSnoble7]

And my friends cousin told me! HE HAS LAZER EYES! (i think the last ones fake)

[Darkinie89]

Who the fuck are these 148 ppl that dont know what buttons they're clicking

[DailyDoseOfGod]

Sarge,  whatever u do, don't look directly into his eye. Uh oh, too late

*thud*

[Tupacer21]

sometimes i wrap toilet paper around my dick and pretend its a ghost

[Uberdobber]

I think there's a squatch in these woods

[PR3496]

Dont look in his eyes oh to late BANG

[rszabo526]

what if sgt johnson IS chuck norris :O

[TheWertyu]

Sgt.Johnson can be killed, by chuck norris 

[claygate42]

@TheWertyu Nah, Sgt. Johnson is Chuck Norris undercover.

[ChristianAlecsander]

@claygate42 The true story is Steve Urkel was at a party in which Chuck Norris was attending. Chuck got the alcohol drunk and proceeded to give Steve Urkel a golden shower. We now know him as Sgt. Johnson.

[claygate42]

@ChristianAlecsander interesting

[czvb1234]

lol laser eyes not included.

[davemustardstain]

*Laser eyes not included .buahaha

[soap1on1a1rope1]

After halo 2 red vs blue became less funner. But this is one of the funniest in awhile

[butkiicker]

@soap1on1a1rope1 Have you seen Season 9? It may not be as funny, but it focuses on action and plot now. Check it out on roosterteeth,com

[Randomness9989]

@reject199 thks ur right. this steviesmithrocks doesn't know what he's talking about

[DaFluffyThing]

when sgt johnson was behind griff, he should have said "IMA FIRE MAH LAZAH!!!"

[reject199]

Don't thumbs up stupid comments. The Halo 3 servers aren't going down. Bungie no longer is affiliated with Halo so if they did shut down servers I'm sure Microsoft will sue the shit out of them.

[steviesmithrocks]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[TheDan461]

lol he can be anywhere he wants.hes a whisper in the wind,that you only hear at night,...at midnight. the point is he can be anywhere any place any time....hes right behind me aint he?

yep

[Philip93Ford]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.sorry don't wanna die =[

[necromorphkillerz]

@Philip93Ford Ur an ass, tonight Sgt. Johnson will kill u with his laserbeam eyes

[mamanettie]

@Philip93Ford you don't seriously believe that BS do you?

[necromorphkillerz]

@Philip93Ford SRG JOHSON ISA FIREN HIS LASER EYES....at u when u sleep, he moves like a whisper.... in the night..... that you only say to the wind.... at midnight, the point is, he can be anywhere, at anyplace, in anytime.... he is behind u now

[TheAffyman]

"cunning as a fox that went to college" did they steal that from blackadder

[ShiZno360]

Sgt.Johnson, the chuck norris of halo

[TheApachecreeper]

148 people got lasered by johnson

[GRI3S]

Sargent Johnson = Chuch Norris

[darrencassdc6000]

lmfao omfg lmfao

[samdwarner]

Thats really funny

[Cowpwnz]

press 3 for pac-man

[CrazerWolf]

I'm scared.

[JokerMoreauFangirl]

@CrazerWolf You should be...

[iFluffyKitten]

Johnson's lazer went SOI SOI SOI SOI.

[kylethedenile]

press 9 for hank hill

[mydogPwnsYouall]

sgt.Johnson is like chuck norris in there group

[Otakuzulla]

he can't be killed! ftw!

[XRemorazzX]

2:02

*laser eyes not included

Lol!

[carlocespe]

1:20

[carlocespe]

@1:20

[SSJEYMAN]

sargeant johnson is the black chuck norris from the future.