Definitely one of your best videos ever, if not the best. These people trying to defend the Israelite s genocide by saying that the Canaanites were dirty and criminals are as funny as they are pathetic. GOD MADE THE CANAANITES TOO ACCORDING TO YOUR BOOK! No he couldn't fix them, or give them guidance, just like he couldn't fix the people before the flood, the only just action was wholesale death as punishment, even for the unborn and children, right?
@Hashishin13 Yeah, that always amazes me. Apparently, God can only communicate with certain peoples and not others. He couldn't appear to the Canaanites and say, "Hey, don't do this or that. It pisses me off." Only the Hebrews got that kind of attention.
This was about 100x better than I thought. It looked childish at first, but has amazing wit, which is both subtle in it's execution and loud in its message. Plus this is the best god ever (all respect to George Burns)!
And w00t to Stumbleupon, thumbs up for this video if you found it there!
Funny as hell. Of course it misses a counter-argument Mr. Diety could make: "I'm God. I have the power of life and death. You know all those Canaanites I told the Israelites to kill? I've already resurrected them. And you wouldn't believe the stuff I've given them. I gave the Canaanite children toys and candy, gave the women perfect bodies that never gain weight no matter how much chocolate they eat, and gave the men 72 virgins a piece. You just try getting them back to that lousy desert."
@jneilschulman True. That's pretty much William Lane Craig's argument. I just wonder what that kind of murderous rampage would do to the Israelite men who were doing the slaughter. And, I wonder how we ever say that genocide is wrong when the next God-talker comes along and tells us that the time is ripe again, and that a certain people (who are evil, of course) have to go -- even the infants. i guess I'm just not for supernatural entities having that kind of power. Sorry.
I think you should also have someone play the other side. Someone has to defend the Canaanites and their practice of human sacrifices. And the mobs of perverts who were walking around the city gang raping people. What's wrong with that, right? If 9 out of 10 people enjoy rape, that's a democratic majority. Who is this 'Mr. Deity' to deny them sensual pleasure? Just because one person finds sex to be "personal" or "sacred". Those people need just need to be shown a good time. That's all.
@knowwaie That's a great idea. And maybe Mr. Deity could explain to them why He couldn't just reveal himself to the Canaanites and give them commandments to follow. The Canaanites would tell him that they believed their God wanted human sacrifice, and Deity could say, "Nope. I don't approve. Stop that." Then, the Canaanites would say, "Okay, Sorry." And then, they wouldn't have to have people dashing babies heads against the rocks. That would be a good one!
Brilliant. Except the Canaanites can't just stop and apologize. We need a real villain here. In fact, even the Egyptians who were obsessed with cleanliness hated them. The Canaanites were known all around as being dirty miscreants.
Ok, maybe not a villain (since Mr. Deity has that part) but a representative of humans. Abraham would be perfect. Abraham, upset with Mr. Deity because he was not permitted to sacrifice his son, while Moses was allowed to sacrifice everyone else's sons. Hypocrisy.
misterdeity - I have found little point in arguing with people who think a set of adopted opinions (see: religious faith) are more valid than the facts on the ground. As they are fond of saying on The Family Guy - "The Bible; you know, that storybook Jesus was in."
@howardsdunn check out this winner that arrived in my private messages yesterday (grammar intact)::
"well you can look at the facts till yourblue in the face if your not going to beilve in God your just not , i dont even see any point in furthering this conversation."
But its not simply black and white, when there's fence sitters onlooking they really get to see what how much rejection of reality faith requires.
FYI, the Canaanites of the Bible were a society that engaged in the quintessence act of evil - child sacrifice. It was not race that determined their destruction but the lowest of human behavior. Also, slavery was universal than and only until recently abolished. The message misterdeity understood was not only not the message the people for who the message was intended understood, but was never promoted or operable in history. Never.
@wrldeye12 You mean societies who engage in the quintessential act of evil (murdering children) should go the way of the dinosaur? Okay, I'm for that. The Bible orders the murder on non-virgin girls, homosexual young boys, disobedient children, etc... Let's do away with Bible-based societies. Not through violence, but through realizing how evil that book is.
And please remember, God is supposed to be transcendent and above the "universals" of the time. What a lame excuse.
@misterdeity The Bible does not order the murder of homosexual boys, disobedient children, non-virgin girls or failing to keep the sabbath. They may be on the books but for one instance of each are utterly non-generalizable. The Bible also never advocated slavery but allowed for bonded indemnature - by which through successive generations would be abolished altogether.
@wrldeye12 Have you read that book at all? If you want me to give you chapter and verse I can and will -- for the murder of homosexuals, disobedient children, non-virgin girls, and sabbath breakers. You are so utterly misinformed I don't know what to say beyond this. I studied with a noted Jewish theologian whose knowledge of Hebrew was never in question, and he admitted to all of this. You have been apologeticized, my friend.
@misterdeity I'm sure you read the Pentateuch, but that means nothing in and of itself. Considering the interpretative refinement and detail of hundreds of Jewish sages over the centuries, misterdeity's interpretation is hardly grounded in the necessary knowledge and understanding of those interpretations that preceded you. Interpretations abound on youtube, but scholarly interpretations are both difficult and rare.
@wrldeye12 Yes I have, and I've read the commentaries, Maimonides, etc... All you have to do is read a good translation of the text. The commentaries are nothing more than B.S. apologetics to try and reinterpret the text so that it doesn't look like the horrid, bronze-age brutality that it is. One of the things I like about Maimonides is that he doesn't always do that. He'll tell you that "do not murder" means only "do not murder a fellow Hebrew" and that a Universal moral code is missing.
@misterdeity . . . and the word used for genocide--often translated into English as "the ban"--is ḥerem—ḥrm--חרם-- or "destroy." As in:
1 Sam 15:3: "Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy (ḥrm) all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."
@wrldeye12 Even if that were true, are you suggesting that indentured servitude is okay as long as your great grandchildren are released from bondage?
@wrldeye12 Finally, modern science has demonstrated that both the Exodus and conquest stories are complete fabrications. None of it ever happened. But imagine the type of people who would proudly canonize a genocide that never even happened. How the entire world doesn't see this as one of the sickest things ever is beyond me. It's as if Nazis and the Holocaust never happened, but the Germans were proudly taking credit as if it had. Sick, sick stuff.
@misterdeity Bizarre interpretation mrdeity. To claim modern science has falsified the historicity of the Bible is nonsensical, especially in consideration of a confluence of evidence of relics, hieroglyphics, written accounts by non-Biblical societies as well as the autobiographical evidence of the Israelites - not unlike the denial of the Holocaust. It's one thing to claim lack of scientific evidence for God, but to deny the history of a central people is intellectual nonsense.
@wrldeye12 Again, you are simply misinformed (perhaps brainwashed?). Do you read anything beyond the apologetics you're obviously so familiar with? I read that stuff too. Then I read the other side -- the credible, unbiased look at the evidence. You can't find Abraham, Moses, The Exodus, the conquest, and certainly not Adam and Eve or any notion that death came about on Earth a mere 6,000 years ago.
@misterdeity There are many people who've existed in history that cannot be scientifically proven. To deny such a rich, multi-layered and rather ignoble history of a people is the height of arrogance. Deny God all you like (also arrogant) but a unique and central peoples auto-biography loses you credibility.
@wrldeye12 What has arrogance got to do with it? Either there is evidence of a large population of Hebrews being enslaved in Egypt at the time claimed, evidence of a forty year wandering and conquest, or there is not. Israeli archaeologists were the most motivated to find such evidence (as it would have bolstered Israel's claim to the land), but they couldn't (see Finklestein, The Bible Unearthed). When people make stuff up, there are ways to discover that. Sorry for being so arrogant.
I think you guys got Deuteronomy 20 wrong. The offer of peace was for surrounding nations with which war was entered, not the inhabitants of Canaan. It's even more harsh than what you described.
@tifforo1 I know. I'm not all that concerned with being technically accurate with every last detail. I have to use what I've got to get the point across in a humorous way. And I always feel it's okay to fudge on the details so long as I'm not fudging in a way that is unfair or makes thing look more harsh than they actually are. Does that make sense?
@sulljoh1 Bingo! This episode was absolutely based on their conversation. The stuff about the 30 days was taken almost verbatim from that discussion. I used to work with and for Denis Prager, and I couldn't believe that he said there was no death penalty for sabbath-breakers. That was an outright lie on his part.
@misterdeity Sam should have asked, what if German troops had forced captured French women to marry them after WWII? That was one of the dumber things Prager has said, but I am still kind of a fan. Compared to most religious people in the media he seems pretty reasonable, right?
BTW this is the second time "misterdeity" has replied to my comments directly on youtube. Are you actually Brian Dalton?
I've read that there is a distinct way the male and female brain works. Males tend to hold mechanistic thinking, which is the drive to analyze, explore, and to construct a systems. However female brains hold emphazing tendencies which is the drive to respond other persons thoughts, emotions. This leads to them being more social and verbal towards others. However not every female or male follow this
So Mr. Diety is correct is assuming that women are more verbal than men.
@misterdeity your welcome :) it would be good for more than just a way of making a little bit of money from the videos. You'll be able to upload in high definition (720p Widescreen) and YouTube will promote your videos more.
mikeyman What? Flat lenses create reflections, real lenses don't. So if you don't wear real glasses it's better to do it like these guys do than to put in flat lenses.: )
Well yes and no. Normal curved lenses picks up multiple light sources and reflecting the lights to the camera. A flat lens will only do that at very specific angles.
I love it. Taken directly from the "precious" bible itself, this bit shows how ridiculous and barbaric the "word of God" is. The idea that God has favorite people and orders the wholesale slaughter of people from other lands is just awful. Imagine being in church and the preacher reads the part where God orders genocide!
Face it, your preacher is not going to read the nefarious passages in church and most parishioners go a lifetime without ever reading them because they are too lazy.
I like this one. Keep up with the good work. Some of these skits make religious people, non religious people, and science majors argue with you guys on the mystery of god. They fail to miss the original humor you guys try to come up with.
This is what you should be doing - stick with humor about religion - lay off the tired old "hard wired" jokes which are not only already done to death, but based on misinformation.
I will subscribe if you promise to lay off the retro humor and stick with stuff that's new and fresh and original.
Nancy, nancy, nancy. You know, the Stones said it best -- You can't ALWAYS get what you want. Some people don't like the aggressive religious humor all the time either. I have to spread out a little every now and then, and you may not be on-board 100% of the time. You can watch this for free any time. But I would hope that you'd support the show if you find it valuable even if you don't find that value every single time. Glad you like this one though!
But aggressive religious humor is the raison d'etre of "Mr. Deity." If they don't like that, then they have no business watching at all.
If they want these take-my-wife-please era jokes you are throwing into the mix they can watch old Henny Youngman clips on youtube.
If you have to mix it up with non-religious stuff, then get better writers for that part, because these sexist bits are just dragging everything down. Think more Stephen Wright less Benny Hill.
And BTW - it isn't just that I'm not subscribing/contributing - I WAS promoting your show to friends on FB, on my blog, and to a friend who has a radio show. But if you're going to keep slipping in these stupid Mars/Venus bits then I won't.
And the people who like that kind of gender humor are not really your audience anyway. There are so many comedians out there who cater to that retro-moron humor. You HAD something really special - why are you diluting it with tired, conventional old crap?
Last response - you have a whole UNIVERSE of cool material - you could have appearances by Einstein, Galileo, Darwin, Greek gods, Hindu gods... not to mention including more female characters - ideally ones who aren't one-dimensional representations of "femaleness."
I'm a playwright and I know plenty of writers who'd work cheap for the exposure opportunity.
Also - you need to show more of that hot Jesse guy - in all senses - he's amazing.
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. I get it. YOU don't like that kind of humor. But I'm telling you from the comments and emails I get, a lot of Deity fans get that it's a play on the misogyny of the Bible. We all now understand that it's not your cup of tea, but I can't cater to you. Sorry. If I think something is funny (like even the Creator not understanding women), I'm going to do it. If that angers you this much, I'd suggest some therapy. The world will not bend to you. So, take the good, leave the bad.
Stop deluding yourself. You are NOT succeeding in making a play on the misogyny of the Bible in the hard-wired or Eve episodes. The whole "hard-wired' thing has nothing to do with the Bible. That's evolutionary psychology.
And the reason that the people who like that kind of humor DO like it is because they believe it's true. That's why racists love racial stereotypes humor - they think it's funny because it's true.
Jeeze, Nancy. You're so ridiculously upset at this. I guess I'm a racist too then, because I don't have a problem taking stereotypes and making them humorous. And I find this stuff funny too. That's why I write it. Not everyone sees the world as you do. That doesn't make us racist, or morons, etc... You're a fundamentalist of a different sort. But it's the same ethos. You need to lighten up.
And putting women away in tents is right out of the Bible.
I'm not upset. I'm offering you my observations on your craft - I think you're taking the easy way out and it's turning something unique and interesting into the same-old same-old. I think that's a shame.
It's not the sexism so much as the lack of originality under discussion here.
And I was comparing sexist to racist humor, not suggesting you're racist. I can't imagine how you could get that wrong, other than willful misunderstanding and a desperate need to believe I'm a "fundamentalist."
You're a fundamentalist because you're calling those who don't agree with you names. And there's no understanding from you that people can simply disagree with your "observations."
The name-calling and complete lack of self-awareness has completely removed any credibility you might have had. I can't hear people who shove their opinions down my throat, particularly when they're looking down their noses at people who appreciate different kinds of humor (P.C. or not).
And yes, "putting women away in tents is right out of the Bible." But just because you had a tiny bit of playing on the Bible doesn't mean it wasn't ruined by all that hard-wiring crap.
You DID succeed in playing on the Bible in the episode about the non-virgin bride. I find it odd that you don't see why that worked, and why the Eve and hard-wire episodes did not work: one plays on Bible attitudes, the others reinforced MODERN social myths - and in a completely dull tired conventional way.
Nancy, the episodes "worked" for what they were. They didn't "work" in Nancy's "I-only-like-this-kind-of-humor" world. And the fact that men and women both sometimes behave in certain ways is not myth. You want to live in an idealized world. I live in the real world where stereotypes and male/female "myths" exist and don't need to be put in the closet in order to not offend. Stereotypes and "myths" are what they are for a reason -- empirical observation. And they are fodder for the Deity world.
"And the fact that men and women both sometimes behave in certain ways is not myth."
Thank you for proving my point. You think they are funny cause they're true.
I don't live in an "idealized" world. I've just heard the "women like shoes" thing a million times already. I guess you have less of a desire for novelty than me.
And no, women don't talk more than men - empirical observation has proven that either men talk as much, or men talk MORE than women. You need to do your homework.
Yep. You caught me. I believe there is some truth to fact that men and women tend to behave in certain ways (not EVERY woman and not EVERY man). What a shocker! You probably hate evolutionary psychology for the same reason -- because it suggests that certain behaviors are innate and developed as part of an evolutionary strategy for both sexes based on certain biological imperatives.
And the novelty here is that it's God hardwiring shoes because our brain's not are efficient. But you've heard that a million times, right? (Where, exactly?) This is humor, not science. Virtually everyone I know feels that women are "more verbal" than men, and partially for the reasons humorously demonstrated in Mr. Deity and the Woman. Men don't know what women want or how to stay out of trouble. We just don't think the same, and that's funny if it's God's doing - at least to me and others.
One study has shown that the difference in word usage between the sexes in not statistically significant. An amusing claim for a study based on less than 400 people.
And sure, a percentage of your viewers are regressive or clueless jerks. If you think that you'll be more successful by catering to them, go for it. But you could end up alienating more people then you please.
Clearly you think that I'm a tiny minority and you don't give a rat's ass what I think. So keep mining that ancient tapped-out source of humor - it's certainly easy enough and there's always some douchebag who will laugh at it.
Once again with the name calling. Anyone who doesn't see it your way is (fill in the negative blank). Frankly, I don't care if you're a tiny minority. You're clearly not the kind of person I do this show for. This is supposed to be fun, and I want people watching this who can tolerate something they don't find funny here and there without throwing a tantrum. I don't live up to Nancy's standard. I'm okay with that. And if you want to call me names for it and be childish, go ahead. I can take it.
Here's the God's honest truth... If I don't ask and I just put up the donation card, I get nothing. That's just the way it is. People need to be reminded in a more personal (and hopefully, funny) way. I'd rather not do it either, but that's life.
Yeah, that did come out kinda mean. If it makes you feel any better I really haven't had a problem with any of your "begging" sessions, in fact I find them amusing most of the time. You have to admit the comic timing of that cut was very well done, though... :)
lenses is not spelled with a Z, brilliant commenter, and kudos for pointing out the obvious, we KNOW there are no lenses, likely if they were prescription, their eyes might be distorted, or at least look odd from certain angles, so it makes sense that there wouldn't be any lenses.
oh, and also, quit paying attention to such details, nobody cares. these videos are about the dialog and plot, not to determine whether or not their apparel is fake or otherwise
Excellent work - love the heavy satire on the whole "it's okay if I kill people because I'm doing it in the name of God" position so many people try to hide behind. The sly remarks about getting the land if the Israelites promise to leave no historical traces to prove they were ever there was great as well. Not a Zionist, I take it? :-)
Eh, I know youre a genius but that bit may have missed the mark. It just wasnt as funny as most of your other stuff. Mr. Deity not knowing a few words is fine but it seemed like the basis of the entire bit. I did like the competition with the hailstones though. But the ending was weak. The whole bit was mostly Jimbo flipping out and Mr. Deity being unaware. Kind of reminded me of an old Mork and Mindy bit. You mean eggs cant fly?, Oh. Mork
Well, this was more satire --- a savage attack against people who believe that God ordered and condoned genocide. It's probably not the "funniest" material on the planet. But, let me ask you this. Have you seen anything else on the topic of genocide that was funnier?
And youre right, as genocide bits go, this is one of the best. However, I think your genius has been to poke fun at religion without getting preachy (are you catching these word plays?). Im a huge advocate for science and skepticism as I know you are, but I want to be careful not to sacrifice the humor on the altar of anti-religion (another one!).
Anyway, Im a huge fan, love your work and I think these dialogs on youtube are fantastic.
I personally like the begging segments. They have some humor and have a good reason for being there. The good thing about them is that they are after the content so if someone doesn't like them, they can just close the browser window when the show is over and not have to be 'bothered'.
Love the show, but I'd wish it would be possible to subscribe via Paypal without a credit card. They're not as ubiquitous here in Europe than in the US. -.- Great new episode, btw! Way better than the last one.
You may not like them, but guess what? If I don't do it, people don't donate or subscribe. That's the truth. People need to be constantly reminded. I wish it weren't so. I wish I never had to do it. But that's the reality.
@misterdeity - This is true, and you should not be embarrassed in any way. You should be proud to ask. Your team earned every penny of it, and we all know it.
"Felt led." That's one of my favorite phrases from my religious days. The other is, "The lord put it in my heart to..." That means you wanted something. Good stuff.
It was a pleasant surprise to hear you respond back. I did not expect it, nor was I looking for a response. Anyhow, I agree, and do give you props for doing that. I know I wouldn't be able to, but it's just my personality. I wish it were. Reality is reality, and I understand where you're coming from. I guess I was just stating it out loud. You do what you have to do. I just gave an account of my feelings about it; neither here nor there. Anyhow, keep up the great work. Bye
some really good stuff here
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Hashishin13 2 months ago
Definitely one of your best videos ever, if not the best. These people trying to defend the Israelite s genocide by saying that the Canaanites were dirty and criminals are as funny as they are pathetic. GOD MADE THE CANAANITES TOO ACCORDING TO YOUR BOOK! No he couldn't fix them, or give them guidance, just like he couldn't fix the people before the flood, the only just action was wholesale death as punishment, even for the unborn and children, right?
Hashishin13 2 months ago
@Hashishin13 Yeah, that always amazes me. Apparently, God can only communicate with certain peoples and not others. He couldn't appear to the Canaanites and say, "Hey, don't do this or that. It pisses me off." Only the Hebrews got that kind of attention.
misterdeity 2 months ago
Thanks Jimbo! lol
McPrfctday 2 months ago
Brilliant as usual.
clipsryan 2 months ago
I think this is hilarious. Does anyone know if these videos are available on a DVD set? Yes I know google is my friend, but it's late and I'm lazy.
pyrocubed 2 months ago
@pyrocubed Yes, seasons three and four are now available on DVD a mrdeity dot com.
misterdeity 2 months ago
@misterdeity Thanks! I've ordered them. Are Season 1 and 2 also available on DVD? I couldn't find them on the website.
pyrocubed 1 month ago
This was about 100x better than I thought. It looked childish at first, but has amazing wit, which is both subtle in it's execution and loud in its message. Plus this is the best god ever (all respect to George Burns)!
And w00t to Stumbleupon, thumbs up for this video if you found it there!
MacheteSquad 4 months ago
Is this Larry fella Saint Lawrence?
JandritoBlues 4 months ago
"I know, I'm ridiculously competitive."
rampaginwalrus 5 months ago
Going where angels fear to tred. Stepping lightly to boot. I want to be a contributing writer to this show so much!! There. I said it.
lessermystery 5 months ago
Funny as hell. Of course it misses a counter-argument Mr. Diety could make: "I'm God. I have the power of life and death. You know all those Canaanites I told the Israelites to kill? I've already resurrected them. And you wouldn't believe the stuff I've given them. I gave the Canaanite children toys and candy, gave the women perfect bodies that never gain weight no matter how much chocolate they eat, and gave the men 72 virgins a piece. You just try getting them back to that lousy desert."
jneilschulman 6 months ago
@jneilschulman True. That's pretty much William Lane Craig's argument. I just wonder what that kind of murderous rampage would do to the Israelite men who were doing the slaughter. And, I wonder how we ever say that genocide is wrong when the next God-talker comes along and tells us that the time is ripe again, and that a certain people (who are evil, of course) have to go -- even the infants. i guess I'm just not for supernatural entities having that kind of power. Sorry.
misterdeity 6 months ago
I think you should also have someone play the other side. Someone has to defend the Canaanites and their practice of human sacrifices. And the mobs of perverts who were walking around the city gang raping people. What's wrong with that, right? If 9 out of 10 people enjoy rape, that's a democratic majority. Who is this 'Mr. Deity' to deny them sensual pleasure? Just because one person finds sex to be "personal" or "sacred". Those people need just need to be shown a good time. That's all.
knowwaie 4 months ago
@knowwaie That's a great idea. And maybe Mr. Deity could explain to them why He couldn't just reveal himself to the Canaanites and give them commandments to follow. The Canaanites would tell him that they believed their God wanted human sacrifice, and Deity could say, "Nope. I don't approve. Stop that." Then, the Canaanites would say, "Okay, Sorry." And then, they wouldn't have to have people dashing babies heads against the rocks. That would be a good one!
misterdeity 4 months ago
Brilliant. Except the Canaanites can't just stop and apologize. We need a real villain here. In fact, even the Egyptians who were obsessed with cleanliness hated them. The Canaanites were known all around as being dirty miscreants.
Ok, maybe not a villain (since Mr. Deity has that part) but a representative of humans. Abraham would be perfect. Abraham, upset with Mr. Deity because he was not permitted to sacrifice his son, while Moses was allowed to sacrifice everyone else's sons. Hypocrisy.
knowwaie 4 months ago
United States = Promise Land
JRock005 10 months ago
love love love it you are great
monkmonk40 10 months ago
Funny!
madder66mortem 10 months ago
1:40 "my people would clean up completely" lol
Discern4 11 months ago
the End face was Classic.
Cujoh 11 months ago
I didn't know god was gay.
TheThoughtVacuum 1 year ago
Sweet, he got my telegram.
LunaticFringe20 1 year ago
"I told him my people would clean up, leave no historical evidence that they were ever there."
That is so classic God
Kennelmouth 1 year ago
Mr Deity please wear a god costume?
esiosan 1 year ago
Fucking hilarious! I mean, like,"god"damn!
MagnetoMasterOfEvil 1 year ago
Almost died from laughing so hard!
2129261184 1 year ago
lol, this video was hilarious! :D
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mandakiniization 1 year ago
<3 JIMBO!! Jimb-a-limb-a-limbo!
thelostpiranha 1 year ago
misterdeity - I have found little point in arguing with people who think a set of adopted opinions (see: religious faith) are more valid than the facts on the ground. As they are fond of saying on The Family Guy - "The Bible; you know, that storybook Jesus was in."
howardsdunn 1 year ago
@howardsdunn check out this winner that arrived in my private messages yesterday (grammar intact)::
"well you can look at the facts till yourblue in the face if your not going to beilve in God your just not , i dont even see any point in furthering this conversation."
But its not simply black and white, when there's fence sitters onlooking they really get to see what how much rejection of reality faith requires.
JoesephKatana 1 year ago
FYI, the Canaanites of the Bible were a society that engaged in the quintessence act of evil - child sacrifice. It was not race that determined their destruction but the lowest of human behavior. Also, slavery was universal than and only until recently abolished. The message misterdeity understood was not only not the message the people for who the message was intended understood, but was never promoted or operable in history. Never.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 You mean societies who engage in the quintessential act of evil (murdering children) should go the way of the dinosaur? Okay, I'm for that. The Bible orders the murder on non-virgin girls, homosexual young boys, disobedient children, etc... Let's do away with Bible-based societies. Not through violence, but through realizing how evil that book is.
And please remember, God is supposed to be transcendent and above the "universals" of the time. What a lame excuse.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity The Bible does not order the murder of homosexual boys, disobedient children, non-virgin girls or failing to keep the sabbath. They may be on the books but for one instance of each are utterly non-generalizable. The Bible also never advocated slavery but allowed for bonded indemnature - by which through successive generations would be abolished altogether.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 Have you read that book at all? If you want me to give you chapter and verse I can and will -- for the murder of homosexuals, disobedient children, non-virgin girls, and sabbath breakers. You are so utterly misinformed I don't know what to say beyond this. I studied with a noted Jewish theologian whose knowledge of Hebrew was never in question, and he admitted to all of this. You have been apologeticized, my friend.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I'm sure you read the Pentateuch, but that means nothing in and of itself. Considering the interpretative refinement and detail of hundreds of Jewish sages over the centuries, misterdeity's interpretation is hardly grounded in the necessary knowledge and understanding of those interpretations that preceded you. Interpretations abound on youtube, but scholarly interpretations are both difficult and rare.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 Yes I have, and I've read the commentaries, Maimonides, etc... All you have to do is read a good translation of the text. The commentaries are nothing more than B.S. apologetics to try and reinterpret the text so that it doesn't look like the horrid, bronze-age brutality that it is. One of the things I like about Maimonides is that he doesn't always do that. He'll tell you that "do not murder" means only "do not murder a fellow Hebrew" and that a Universal moral code is missing.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity . . . and the word used for genocide--often translated into English as "the ban"--is ḥerem—ḥrm--חרם-- or "destroy." As in:
1 Sam 15:3: "Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy (ḥrm) all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."
DoctorX101 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 Even if that were true, are you suggesting that indentured servitude is okay as long as your great grandchildren are released from bondage?
SgtDICTION 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 Finally, modern science has demonstrated that both the Exodus and conquest stories are complete fabrications. None of it ever happened. But imagine the type of people who would proudly canonize a genocide that never even happened. How the entire world doesn't see this as one of the sickest things ever is beyond me. It's as if Nazis and the Holocaust never happened, but the Germans were proudly taking credit as if it had. Sick, sick stuff.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Bizarre interpretation mrdeity. To claim modern science has falsified the historicity of the Bible is nonsensical, especially in consideration of a confluence of evidence of relics, hieroglyphics, written accounts by non-Biblical societies as well as the autobiographical evidence of the Israelites - not unlike the denial of the Holocaust. It's one thing to claim lack of scientific evidence for God, but to deny the history of a central people is intellectual nonsense.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 Again, you are simply misinformed (perhaps brainwashed?). Do you read anything beyond the apologetics you're obviously so familiar with? I read that stuff too. Then I read the other side -- the credible, unbiased look at the evidence. You can't find Abraham, Moses, The Exodus, the conquest, and certainly not Adam and Eve or any notion that death came about on Earth a mere 6,000 years ago.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity There are many people who've existed in history that cannot be scientifically proven. To deny such a rich, multi-layered and rather ignoble history of a people is the height of arrogance. Deny God all you like (also arrogant) but a unique and central peoples auto-biography loses you credibility.
wrldeye12 1 year ago
@wrldeye12 What has arrogance got to do with it? Either there is evidence of a large population of Hebrews being enslaved in Egypt at the time claimed, evidence of a forty year wandering and conquest, or there is not. Israeli archaeologists were the most motivated to find such evidence (as it would have bolstered Israel's claim to the land), but they couldn't (see Finklestein, The Bible Unearthed). When people make stuff up, there are ways to discover that. Sorry for being so arrogant.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Does Larry not have lenses in his glasses?
qtzlctl2012 1 year ago
@qtzlctl2012 No, neither of us do.
misterdeity 1 year ago
I think you guys got Deuteronomy 20 wrong. The offer of peace was for surrounding nations with which war was entered, not the inhabitants of Canaan. It's even more harsh than what you described.
tifforo1 1 year ago
@tifforo1 I know. I'm not all that concerned with being technically accurate with every last detail. I have to use what I've got to get the point across in a humorous way. And I always feel it's okay to fudge on the details so long as I'm not fudging in a way that is unfair or makes thing look more harsh than they actually are. Does that make sense?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I meant "in a way that is NOT unfair..." Sorry.
misterdeity 1 year ago
"And leave no historical evidence we were ever there..."
LOL!
DragonSporks 1 year ago
somehow i missed this one, but now i've seen it. awesome
wubbadubdub 1 year ago
first time heard you, definitely subscribing!
esiosan 1 year ago
lol. Did you guys JUST watch Dennis Prager and Sam Harris before you made this? Good luck with the begging stuff I guess...
sulljoh1 1 year ago
@sulljoh1 Bingo! This episode was absolutely based on their conversation. The stuff about the 30 days was taken almost verbatim from that discussion. I used to work with and for Denis Prager, and I couldn't believe that he said there was no death penalty for sabbath-breakers. That was an outright lie on his part.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Sam should have asked, what if German troops had forced captured French women to marry them after WWII? That was one of the dumber things Prager has said, but I am still kind of a fan. Compared to most religious people in the media he seems pretty reasonable, right?
BTW this is the second time "misterdeity" has replied to my comments directly on youtube. Are you actually Brian Dalton?
sulljoh1 1 year ago
lol i love this entire series, keep up the good work guys!
lobinho2468 1 year ago
"I got ten years outta the guy because I promised him my people would clean up completely and leave no historical evidence that they were ever there"
jacksawild 1 year ago
I've read that there is a distinct way the male and female brain works. Males tend to hold mechanistic thinking, which is the drive to analyze, explore, and to construct a systems. However female brains hold emphazing tendencies which is the drive to respond other persons thoughts, emotions. This leads to them being more social and verbal towards others. However not every female or male follow this
So Mr. Diety is correct is assuming that women are more verbal than men.
DearestyouXII 1 year ago
why don't you become a youtube partner and put your vids on revenue share!
RELIGIONmustDIE 1 year ago
@RELIGIONmustDIE I thought I was, but haven't seen anything from it. What do I need to do? Googling now! Thanks.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity your welcome :) it would be good for more than just a way of making a little bit of money from the videos. You'll be able to upload in high definition (720p Widescreen) and YouTube will promote your videos more.
RELIGIONmustDIE 1 year ago
LOVE the begging section, don't ever stop
herchamier 1 year ago
Thanks Jimbo! :)
stonergroove420 2 years ago
I just spotted something. You guys don't have lenses in your glasses frames.
Daniel Jackson on stargate had flat lenses to reduce reflections into the camera.
mikeyman211 2 years ago
mikeyman What? Flat lenses create reflections, real lenses don't. So if you don't wear real glasses it's better to do it like these guys do than to put in flat lenses.: )
winterstellar 1 year ago
@winterstellar
Well yes and no. Normal curved lenses picks up multiple light sources and reflecting the lights to the camera. A flat lens will only do that at very specific angles.
mikeyman211 1 year ago
I love it. Taken directly from the "precious" bible itself, this bit shows how ridiculous and barbaric the "word of God" is. The idea that God has favorite people and orders the wholesale slaughter of people from other lands is just awful. Imagine being in church and the preacher reads the part where God orders genocide!
Face it, your preacher is not going to read the nefarious passages in church and most parishioners go a lifetime without ever reading them because they are too lazy.
2eelShmeal 2 years ago
I like this one. Keep up with the good work. Some of these skits make religious people, non religious people, and science majors argue with you guys on the mystery of god. They fail to miss the original humor you guys try to come up with.
wutc36 2 years ago
Where can I get the Mr. Deity ring tone?
aGuy 2 years ago
Out of mana? take a potion.
cryingsoftly 2 years ago
I saw Jesus during the Superbowl. Nice Dodge Charger ad. I miss the beard though. Grow back the beard!
Oh and good episode.
AgentAgnostic 2 years ago
<3
Just stopping by to comment on how Sean Douglas being in the Dodge Charger SuperBowl commercial made it a thousand times better!
DaftDaniel 2 years ago
I know! Wasn't that cool?!
misterdeity 2 years ago
This is what you should be doing - stick with humor about religion - lay off the tired old "hard wired" jokes which are not only already done to death, but based on misinformation.
I will subscribe if you promise to lay off the retro humor and stick with stuff that's new and fresh and original.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Nancy, nancy, nancy. You know, the Stones said it best -- You can't ALWAYS get what you want. Some people don't like the aggressive religious humor all the time either. I have to spread out a little every now and then, and you may not be on-board 100% of the time. You can watch this for free any time. But I would hope that you'd support the show if you find it valuable even if you don't find that value every single time. Glad you like this one though!
misterdeity 2 years ago
But aggressive religious humor is the raison d'etre of "Mr. Deity." If they don't like that, then they have no business watching at all.
If they want these take-my-wife-please era jokes you are throwing into the mix they can watch old Henny Youngman clips on youtube.
If you have to mix it up with non-religious stuff, then get better writers for that part, because these sexist bits are just dragging everything down. Think more Stephen Wright less Benny Hill.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
And BTW - it isn't just that I'm not subscribing/contributing - I WAS promoting your show to friends on FB, on my blog, and to a friend who has a radio show. But if you're going to keep slipping in these stupid Mars/Venus bits then I won't.
And the people who like that kind of gender humor are not really your audience anyway. There are so many comedians out there who cater to that retro-moron humor. You HAD something really special - why are you diluting it with tired, conventional old crap?
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Last response - you have a whole UNIVERSE of cool material - you could have appearances by Einstein, Galileo, Darwin, Greek gods, Hindu gods... not to mention including more female characters - ideally ones who aren't one-dimensional representations of "femaleness."
I'm a playwright and I know plenty of writers who'd work cheap for the exposure opportunity.
Also - you need to show more of that hot Jesse guy - in all senses - he's amazing.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. I get it. YOU don't like that kind of humor. But I'm telling you from the comments and emails I get, a lot of Deity fans get that it's a play on the misogyny of the Bible. We all now understand that it's not your cup of tea, but I can't cater to you. Sorry. If I think something is funny (like even the Creator not understanding women), I'm going to do it. If that angers you this much, I'd suggest some therapy. The world will not bend to you. So, take the good, leave the bad.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Stop deluding yourself. You are NOT succeeding in making a play on the misogyny of the Bible in the hard-wired or Eve episodes. The whole "hard-wired' thing has nothing to do with the Bible. That's evolutionary psychology.
And the reason that the people who like that kind of humor DO like it is because they believe it's true. That's why racists love racial stereotypes humor - they think it's funny because it's true.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Jeeze, Nancy. You're so ridiculously upset at this. I guess I'm a racist too then, because I don't have a problem taking stereotypes and making them humorous. And I find this stuff funny too. That's why I write it. Not everyone sees the world as you do. That doesn't make us racist, or morons, etc... You're a fundamentalist of a different sort. But it's the same ethos. You need to lighten up.
And putting women away in tents is right out of the Bible.
misterdeity 2 years ago
I'm not upset. I'm offering you my observations on your craft - I think you're taking the easy way out and it's turning something unique and interesting into the same-old same-old. I think that's a shame.
It's not the sexism so much as the lack of originality under discussion here.
And I was comparing sexist to racist humor, not suggesting you're racist. I can't imagine how you could get that wrong, other than willful misunderstanding and a desperate need to believe I'm a "fundamentalist."
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
You're a fundamentalist because you're calling those who don't agree with you names. And there's no understanding from you that people can simply disagree with your "observations."
The name-calling and complete lack of self-awareness has completely removed any credibility you might have had. I can't hear people who shove their opinions down my throat, particularly when they're looking down their noses at people who appreciate different kinds of humor (P.C. or not).
misterdeity 2 years ago
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"You're a fundamentalist because you're calling those who don't agree with you names."
Maybe you just need to lighten up.
And who is shoving anything down your throat? I already said that if you think you'll succeed with stuff I don't like "go for it."
You don't do your stuff for people who prefer cleverness, wit and originality over done-to-death Catskill-era schtick. I get that. Knock yourself out.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
And yes, "putting women away in tents is right out of the Bible." But just because you had a tiny bit of playing on the Bible doesn't mean it wasn't ruined by all that hard-wiring crap.
You DID succeed in playing on the Bible in the episode about the non-virgin bride. I find it odd that you don't see why that worked, and why the Eve and hard-wire episodes did not work: one plays on Bible attitudes, the others reinforced MODERN social myths - and in a completely dull tired conventional way.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Nancy, the episodes "worked" for what they were. They didn't "work" in Nancy's "I-only-like-this-kind-of-humor" world. And the fact that men and women both sometimes behave in certain ways is not myth. You want to live in an idealized world. I live in the real world where stereotypes and male/female "myths" exist and don't need to be put in the closet in order to not offend. Stereotypes and "myths" are what they are for a reason -- empirical observation. And they are fodder for the Deity world.
misterdeity 2 years ago
"And the fact that men and women both sometimes behave in certain ways is not myth."
Thank you for proving my point. You think they are funny cause they're true.
I don't live in an "idealized" world. I've just heard the "women like shoes" thing a million times already. I guess you have less of a desire for novelty than me.
And no, women don't talk more than men - empirical observation has proven that either men talk as much, or men talk MORE than women. You need to do your homework.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Yep. You caught me. I believe there is some truth to fact that men and women tend to behave in certain ways (not EVERY woman and not EVERY man). What a shocker! You probably hate evolutionary psychology for the same reason -- because it suggests that certain behaviors are innate and developed as part of an evolutionary strategy for both sexes based on certain biological imperatives.
misterdeity 2 years ago
And the novelty here is that it's God hardwiring shoes because our brain's not are efficient. But you've heard that a million times, right? (Where, exactly?) This is humor, not science. Virtually everyone I know feels that women are "more verbal" than men, and partially for the reasons humorously demonstrated in Mr. Deity and the Woman. Men don't know what women want or how to stay out of trouble. We just don't think the same, and that's funny if it's God's doing - at least to me and others.
misterdeity 2 years ago
One study has shown that the difference in word usage between the sexes in not statistically significant. An amusing claim for a study based on less than 400 people.
Nakedhominid 2 years ago
And sure, a percentage of your viewers are regressive or clueless jerks. If you think that you'll be more successful by catering to them, go for it. But you could end up alienating more people then you please.
Clearly you think that I'm a tiny minority and you don't give a rat's ass what I think. So keep mining that ancient tapped-out source of humor - it's certainly easy enough and there's always some douchebag who will laugh at it.
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago
Once again with the name calling. Anyone who doesn't see it your way is (fill in the negative blank). Frankly, I don't care if you're a tiny minority. You're clearly not the kind of person I do this show for. This is supposed to be fun, and I want people watching this who can tolerate something they don't find funny here and there without throwing a tantrum. I don't live up to Nancy's standard. I'm okay with that. And if you want to call me names for it and be childish, go ahead. I can take it.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Gawd, Mr.D I'm going to insult you just to get your attn!!!
mrselfrog 2 years ago
Lighting and Set up for this season is looking really good. Also Mr. Deity has lost some weight the past few years!
Keep up the good work.
From a 99cent per week fan.
LivingOnVideo13 2 years ago
hahaha! great video!
NotTooObvious 2 years ago
brilliant satire per usual.
jimbo's exasperated "what are u doing" up front seemed forced. diety's just holding a pin
the ending bit of this one was tolerable. i still think it would turn people off less if vou just use the donation card at the end.
overall the episodes are just getting better and better. verv funnv, original and insightful once again
Chesterton7 2 years ago
Here's the God's honest truth... If I don't ask and I just put up the donation card, I get nothing. That's just the way it is. People need to be reminded in a more personal (and hopefully, funny) way. I'd rather not do it either, but that's life.
misterdeity 2 years ago
gotcha
Chesterton7 2 years ago
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
shubidubar 2 years ago
OMG, that was so funny, "Out of mana." "Who doesnt love my chosen people?"
Evilanious 2 years ago
This is a great episode! Thanks. Mr. D!
bobbeaverson 2 years ago
Say what, he's out of Mana? XD
MySkycastles 2 years ago
Beautiful cut at the end. Great video, guys.
esauofrensfal 2 years ago
So you never got my smoke signal, huh? I guess it wasn't green enough.
lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago
VERY nice... Good cut, Jimbo, you're my hero! :D
awollangk 2 years ago
That's just mean.
misterdeity 2 years ago
Yeah, that did come out kinda mean. If it makes you feel any better I really haven't had a problem with any of your "begging" sessions, in fact I find them amusing most of the time. You have to admit the comic timing of that cut was very well done, though... :)
awollangk 2 years ago
Jimbo Rules!
Well, okay, not so much "Rules" as "Tries to limit the Insanity", but you know what I mean.
DaveGreenSP 2 years ago
You're a meany too!
misterdeity 2 years ago
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merwin953 2 years ago
Thanks for backing me up.
misterdeity 2 years ago
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0000infinity0000 2 years ago
@merwin953
lenses is not spelled with a Z, brilliant commenter, and kudos for pointing out the obvious, we KNOW there are no lenses, likely if they were prescription, their eyes might be distorted, or at least look odd from certain angles, so it makes sense that there wouldn't be any lenses.
oh, and also, quit paying attention to such details, nobody cares. these videos are about the dialog and plot, not to determine whether or not their apparel is fake or otherwise
cheers.
0000infinity0000 2 years ago
Great ending lol
pwnzorz623 2 years ago
Genocide: It's okay if it's genocide for Christ(TM)
lagerbaer 2 years ago
Amusing!
wlomond 2 years ago
I was at first like whu? Then the very end I was like epic lulz. As always amazing job xD
Leylaashley 2 years ago
The old testament! I love it! Funniest video I've seen in a looooong time!
jeans1515 2 years ago
i love this guy's voice
spandexninja 2 years ago
This is so funny!
Genius!
LtShock 2 years ago
Good stuff!!
Bio4ce1 2 years ago
Who doesn't love my people? Just Nazis, communists, Christians, Europeans, Americans, Arabs, and pagans.
jtreidno1 2 years ago
And now Palestinians!
AislinCade 2 years ago
@jtreidno1 you forgot capitalist
imnotheretobelittle 2 years ago
@jtreidno1
Mr. Deity never says who his people are, in any episode, so...project much?
Mr. Deity is an equal opportunity ridiculer. As in religions are ridiculous.
4Dmetricology 2 years ago
Excellent work - love the heavy satire on the whole "it's okay if I kill people because I'm doing it in the name of God" position so many people try to hide behind. The sly remarks about getting the land if the Israelites promise to leave no historical traces to prove they were ever there was great as well. Not a Zionist, I take it? :-)
PrettyBonesArt 2 years ago
The 'leave no historical traces' refers to the forty years in the Sinai, and perhaps the earlier time in Egypt as well.
kittyprydekissme 2 years ago
yes! I love that bit!
hotmercedes 2 years ago
Mr. Deity, you look like George Lucas!
branie99 2 years ago
Dark, edgy, Mr. Deity at it's best! Glad to see they sill got it after all the uneven gender-based stuff...
shuttervox 2 years ago
Fucking AWESOME. Instant subscribe!
TezQuetz 2 years ago
Hahaha. One of my favorite episodes. Thanks!
tragicfaw 2 years ago
Eh, I know youre a genius but that bit may have missed the mark. It just wasnt as funny as most of your other stuff. Mr. Deity not knowing a few words is fine but it seemed like the basis of the entire bit. I did like the competition with the hailstones though. But the ending was weak. The whole bit was mostly Jimbo flipping out and Mr. Deity being unaware. Kind of reminded me of an old Mork and Mindy bit. You mean eggs cant fly?, Oh. Mork
steve42day 2 years ago
Well, this was more satire --- a savage attack against people who believe that God ordered and condoned genocide. It's probably not the "funniest" material on the planet. But, let me ask you this. Have you seen anything else on the topic of genocide that was funnier?
misterdeity 2 years ago
Hey, Im all for savage attacks
And youre right, as genocide bits go, this is one of the best. However, I think your genius has been to poke fun at religion without getting preachy (are you catching these word plays?). Im a huge advocate for science and skepticism as I know you are, but I want to be careful not to sacrifice the humor on the altar of anti-religion (another one!).
Anyway, Im a huge fan, love your work and I think these dialogs on youtube are fantastic.
steve42day 2 years ago
Nah, preachy works. I like anti-theism. Good Stuff.
mrselfrog 2 years ago
I LOVE Jimbo.
antiquefeminist 2 years ago
Thank you for highlighting what really went on in the Old Testament. The supposed bible god was just being a tyrant to those Midianites.
CutieBabe25 2 years ago
I personally like the begging segments. They have some humor and have a good reason for being there. The good thing about them is that they are after the content so if someone doesn't like them, they can just close the browser window when the show is over and not have to be 'bothered'.
what42 2 years ago
Hold a woman for 30 days? That's only to make sure she's not pregnant.
gatitadot 2 years ago
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Love the show, but I'd wish it would be possible to subscribe via Paypal without a credit card. They're not as ubiquitous here in Europe than in the US. -.- Great new episode, btw! Way better than the last one.
JonahNazir 2 years ago
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JonahNazir 2 years ago
And personally, I like the asking for support, at the end of each run.
putittogether 2 years ago
Booyah!!!
toenailclipping 2 years ago
Thanks, Jimbo! :)
ColAbernathy 2 years ago
Larry is a humanist. :-)
Djudge01 2 years ago
I think the pitch at the end are great, lets us see what you can think of next....
Then of course are the evil tw
rookstone 2 years ago
I laughed out loud at the cleaning up the desert, great stuff.
puttanesca621 2 years ago
Jimbo! You da man! Good job with cutting it short. ;) I never did like those commercials at the end. Yah, we get it. Donate. Blah blah blah. ;)
huyked 2 years ago
You may not like them, but guess what? If I don't do it, people don't donate or subscribe. That's the truth. People need to be constantly reminded. I wish it weren't so. I wish I never had to do it. But that's the reality.
misterdeity 2 years ago
@misterdeity - This is true, and you should not be embarrassed in any way. You should be proud to ask. Your team earned every penny of it, and we all know it.
putittogether 2 years ago
I just "felt led" do give. (hehehe)
toenailclipping 2 years ago
"Felt led." That's one of my favorite phrases from my religious days. The other is, "The lord put it in my heart to..." That means you wanted something. Good stuff.
misterdeity 2 years ago
@misterdeity
It was a pleasant surprise to hear you respond back. I did not expect it, nor was I looking for a response. Anyhow, I agree, and do give you props for doing that. I know I wouldn't be able to, but it's just my personality. I wish it were. Reality is reality, and I understand where you're coming from. I guess I was just stating it out loud. You do what you have to do. I just gave an account of my feelings about it; neither here nor there. Anyhow, keep up the great work. Bye
huyked 2 years ago
I loved this one! It reminded me more of the earlier episodes. Keep up the great work Mr. Deity!
nsteele83 2 years ago
JIMBO! YEEEEEEEAH
omegavalerius 2 years ago
Wow, that was a great ending! Well done!
MtlRedAtheist 2 years ago
JIMBO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHWonka 2 years ago
One of the sharpest, most brutal and downright hilarious eps yet. I'm tempted to enquire about a paypal account, just so I can donate.
etnlIcarus 2 years ago
"... because i promised him that my people would clean up and leave no historical evidence that they were there."
xD
1schwererziehbar1 2 years ago
Sir, you just keep getting better and better! this is one of my favorite vids now!?
stanleygarden 2 years ago
mr. D you are great!!
opidacul 2 years ago
The look on Larry's face at the end was priceless. Great episode guys.
direvus 2 years ago
Thanks Jimbo :)
Seahawker101 2 years ago
I agree with Jimbo you may in fact be the funniest person on the planet. Except maybe Jimbo is funnier I can't decide.
Gordo1108 2 years ago
LMAO!
AtheistKharm 2 years ago
Not up to snuff.
humanist7117 2 years ago