Michael Phelps Breakfast in Five Minutes

[ThaHata11]

Hes prbly wanted dead or alive at Ci Cis

[toiletninja1]

He's gonna have some baaaaaad dierhia later

[JacobHartnett]

nom nom nom nom....

[Korkama9867]

Thumbs up for the Rocky theme!!!

[louislouis77777]

aanndd aannootthheerr oommeelleettttee

[20bigwog]

major indigestion



[lukassnakeman]

this guy needs to get on epic mealtime

[david1golfer]

When Michael Phelps takes a dump, bet its the size of everest!!...The Plumber must come to unblock his Toilet every day

[ketheasiankid]

MusclesGlasses could do it faster x)

[30zsProduction]

@ketheasiankid hell no, the whole emt eats the food together, and this guy does it all at once. he cant do shit. try furiouspete.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

how about wearing a shirt next time

[EricDLE2009]

meanwhile in africa.........

[hayoungjung77]

hes like dancing while he's eating

[rottishake]

0:44 streeter is like "i want that food"

[boardie85]

the guy with the pizza shirt on looks like harry potter haha xD

[SoldierDude199]

one word: WEED!

[bce5150]

couldn't watch more than 45 seconds fuckin gross

[sharkboy1800]

we're in the sahara yo!

[amadeus2828]

Hi dad..

[sebassnotafish]

Eminem, he needs a doctor. 

[andresthe1st]

Thank you, Thank you, now excuse me i gotta go and take the biggest sh*t of my life

[52irishman]

what a woos i cn eat that in 30 seconds

[Moeggggggggggggggggg]

his belly is actually expanding right away =)

[buenosnochesbonita]

i thought this was going to be a recipe

[vem3x]

he eats pretty fast but it looks icky by the way he eats it... lol XD

[Tu51ndBl4d3]

the fuck? i cant even eat half of that, i mean seriously.

[JacksonXxXWaWa]

he forgot to do blowjob

[DrShaym]

Failed to amuse me in first minute; stopped watching.

[demonbuddah]

Streeter's all like "you noob"

[gavnastyyy]

Fuckin' destroyed that omelette.

[Ollifant13]

I'm not saying that this guy isn't eating really fast, but after watching some videos of furious pete this guy here looks like eating in slow motion.

[TheMusicJunkie23]

@zekdom Dan is the one eating the stuff. It's Jeff and Pat.

[JBLover4Ever600]

After he finished he got a lifetime long case of the hiccups

[697134002]

They said he had to eat the candles, too, but he didn't...

[songmixer1]

4:42... i like how you can hear that one person saying "NOOO"

[zekdom]

Amir and Streeter have Pat n' Dan sitting between them, because they're so mad at each other from the Prank Wars :)

[fluffymole0913]

@zekdom That's Pat and Jeff.

[MadCowsProductions1]

he shouldd have toked up first so he could have the munchies :D

[StoniestCookie]

He forgot to smoke a bong...

[geetarwanabe]

im so turned on right now

[MicDav23]

how much weed do you think he smoked before this?

[ablepharuskita]

Rocky music for an eating contest - nice!

[narutoSU8D]

damn he had the world most horrible munchies

[AdamSKHaj]

I would pwn him.

[joinmeforacupotea]

Someone's got Streeter beat

[SuperBatman900]

is that tom green?

[DistinctlyRandom]

then he goes back stage and throws up

[NHLArks]

i want to throw up -.-

[Rmac16]

Still got food in his mouth. Bullshit

[MsLolgeek]

@Rmac16 they said that counts

[jertog]

Wait, where's the bong?!

[lalebcittle]

You can see him getting fatter

[noahbw98]

I love how he says mouth hole

[Smile04Scars]

i can do better

[159630tomwazhear]

That was so SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imakilu11]

i felt like vomitting watcing him dip bread in water then eating it

[ketheasiankid]

@samisgoodatshit that is some quality trolling

[kizggerg]

I think Man V. Food would beat this

[daniellenicoled]

He looks like my uncle O.o

[kelly1098]

backwash to the max..

[InternetLawman]

How does he do that? I can't even finish my lucky charms in one siting!

[rmisionero]

@InternetLawman That's because Lucky Charms are magically delicious, and not realistically delicious.

[MissusFingerBottom]

look at the tummy... 

[roranic]

i have a new hero

[coollord300]

Fatty

[murfinemily]

ewewewew



[davester697]

Why do I watch this when I'm sick? Lol I have strep throat and I CANT eat anything. I'm hungry...

[awesomeguyman]

joey chestnut could have done that in half the time lol

[HolisticPlantHealth]

how the fuck can you not have him hit a bong after that ?

[Scalvenger]

*throws up*

[suppuppy1]

i thought that was streeter for a second



[bboyhope545]

holy shit. this guy is eating like a motherfucking OSTRICH

[Eviltuinhekje1]

0:33 FTW

[ludachristo]

I feel sorry for all of the homeless kids...that....couldnt afford tickets to see this..haha

[Icanhasoboe]

great...now im hungry

[vampiregurl5612]

Haha that's waht i eat in like a week! he's gunna shit like 20 times after that haha!

[ZawShin]

I wonder if he would get sick of the taste having that everyday

[Tacticsniper1819]

I wonder how big you'd shit that out...

[spiceone20]

id b choking

[AlphaNorcalli]

I bet every guy watching this (including me) is like "I can do in 3 minutes flat"

[ninggy369bhagwandin]

lol

mouthhole



[suchadambidiot]

you know i think if he was stoned he would of eaten alot faster.....allllllooooooottttt faster....

[CillersFan]

Why did he do this without a shirt?

[StokerOne775]

@CillersFan waaaiiit, you eat with a shirt on? i still thumbd you up anyway lolz

[R0FLC0WH4X]

Gross

[cspj12]

id like to kick those guys in the shins...

[Orf]

@cspj12 I concur

[madig100]

Anybody else notice his elbow was leaking watery fluids?

[blakparade29]

@madig100 It's called water leaking down his arms..

[madig100]

@blakparade29 I know i was being a smarrtass.

[picklejar222]

I feel so skinny after watching this

[crappyasiana]

Thats fuckin shoving in the food

[maddog733]

i cant eat all of that in five mins

[dogcat136]

Watching this video made me hungary..

[Pan0sTheGreek]

@dogcat136 and it made me slovakiA :P

[myzt1qu3]

@Pan0sTheGreek lol re xD

[Pan0sTheGreek]

@myzt1qu3 :P EleoC

[stickycharlie8]

ugh i just crapped and i STILL cant handle that, man

[MrYellPhelps]

those two guys on the end are in pranked

[kell1425]

hes a slow eater i could eat all that under 2 min with out realizing it.......

oh and i would steal amirs candy bar

[dwavenminer]

@kell1425 Prove it by posting a vid of yourself doing it :D (oh and you have to have a working clock in the background to make sure you dont cheat)

[undertyped1]

I could do it in 4 minutes

[khenry1991]

i wonder if they went out to eat later to celebrate

[MillsXDSloan]

Holy shit its an anaconda.

Swallowing his prey whole.

[Blamuraii]

after the vid was over, my computer started smelling like the food

[NomTazTik]

OHM NOM NOM

[FarfetchdForDinner]

I'd only do that if I was high and starved. So I wouldnt know I was topless in front of an audience and I wouldnt care, I'd just stuff it all in!! XD

[fallendude01]

id hate to see him eat when hes high...lmfao

[guyinsuit1]

they paid to see a fat guy eat food Nan I'm jelous

[OurenV2]

4:25, mouthhole LOL

[darin1895]

I have a deep respect for this guy.

[smartdude73]

wow thats gross

[555EnterNameHere666]

why, just why?

[Bambiezbotron]

I'm so glad I ate supper an hour ago when I saw this, if I'd been eating I would have instantly puked into my stew.

[linkhunter1]

now im hungry

[meattastic1]

you could feed a poor african kid for years with all this

[bufffan0987654321]

I bet he is spiting it out in the "water cup" haha

[BBoytoshone]

couldn't they find a better looking competitive eater to do this?

and uhh... the food wasn't in his mouth.. not unbelievable.. lol

[pancakewafflebacon]

michael phelps is crazy

[X1107450X]

Holy s*** he's gonna get like a heart attack!

[spartanica]

he sucks at competative eating

[Gen092]

stupid

[Ace110297]

TheGiamgiu YOU ARE A NO GOOD ASS HOLE

[JJMidd1]

dude i can barely eat half a sandwich xP i feel so sick watching him eat this!

[pacmm1]

Walnut can eat a giant 16inch burrito in 3minutes :O

[ReggaeZal]

the only reason phelps eats that much is because he needs the calories for energy when he swims.

[beastdrummer555]

@ReggaeZal after he gets the munchies

[CoDWikiTMOI]

O.o No comment.

[SkittlezzIdilzz]

but he was holding the food in his mouth.

i wouldnt count that if i were them...

[qwertywert40]

wheres the bong hits? thought this was Michael Phelps' breakfast!!

[OMGItsJousis]

I'd be full after an egg sandwich, an omelet, and that drink... I'd be throwing up around the 45 second mark.

[Howlinatthemoon]

Wring that tablecloth! LOL!

[jesusfreake888]

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[jesusfreake888]

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[jesusfreake888]

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[xxIWillEatYourFacexx]

@jesusfreake888 Go fuck yourself.

-Sincerely, a redneck

[jesusfreake888]

@xxIWillEatYourFacexx

Cool

[Mastersamuraii]

I really like his style :]

[crazedmongoose2003]

Anybody who thinks competitive eating itself (or the alternative culture of decadence it represents) is even amongst the top ten reasons that people are poor/hungry in the third world is beyond retarded.

[SkittlezzIdilzz]

@crazedmongoose2003 wait, how is it not? like what wastes food more than it?

[TheGiangiu]

@SkittlezzIdilzz fast food restaurants is a major one

[KRewind]

He does swim 10+ miles a day, if Phelps didn't eat this much, he would just pass out on his work out routine

[Vivian5291]

lost my appetite watching this :[

[shimpudin]

i bet there's a good reason the clip ended there. he didn't look like he was going to finish what was in his mouth...

[BlueBerryWizard]

This is retarded. :(

[2InsertCoolNameHere2]

And the funniest part...America knows others are hungering all the time, but we don't care.

[dreadedhalo]

hahahahah that looks like R.A. the rugged man XD

[MislaidAlbum]

My mind is blown.

[jizmcgillian]

Ya' hear that? There's only one best part of this video guys.

[hahyunlee]

"i feel bad for homeless people".... "they couldnt afford the tickets" lol the only best part of the vid

[ggnooz]

@hahyunlee Well, there can only be one "best" part.

[Poopoobut2]

You know why Micheal ate so much? because he was stoned.

[SoccerKingNAP]

mmmm, death by carbohydrates...

[AMVoverlord]

that food looked yummy, he shouldve savored it!

[Meticulous23]

this is the first collegehumor video that doesnt make me laugh....or smile =(

[Mutinho95]

you are what you eat...this guy proofs it :)

[JohnnyBr111]

Michael Phelps himself stated in a 60 minutes interview with Anderson cooper that he does not eat 12 000 calories per day but he said h does eat 8000-10000 calories a day when he is training, which is every single day of the year except his birthday. That is what it takes to be the best Olympic athlete of all time. Besides, Phelps is a mere 24 yrs old, hes got plenty left in the tank.

[DromeG60]

Michael trains on his birthday

[TheSlimAce]

ok... Im eating dinner and stumbled on this vid... suddenly Im not hungry anymore..

[Seraku15]

why does the guy have to be shirtless?

[Jclemensuk]

because he's sexy shirtless

but it's really disgusting.

why would want to eat all that nasty food?

[Okin17]

Notice the swim trunks and goggles?

[ricardinho101]

Michael Phelps uses about 12 thousand calories a day which is i think about 6 times what a normal human being needs

[CodyIsbill]

yeah,

it's 6 times what the normal person should eat.

during cross country season i was eating about 9000 a day.

[EliManningFan896]

He doesn't use 12 thousand calories a day. I know this much, he takes a lot less, i knew how much calories he chows down but i forgot it.

[Matik1011]

yummy!

[RockOut918]

wow, i got a little sick and dizzy watching him inhale that food x_x

[Chickensg0cluck]

lol, that has to be the most unhealthy thing i've ever seen

thats probably more than i eat in an entire week, no fuggin lie

[seankit89]

I heard Michael Phelps is prity fit........and its his breakfast so.........carnt be that unhealthy to eat that much

[cardkoda]

the thing is that Phelps works out a lot. Swimming burns an intense amount of calories especially at that level. SO for a normal person sitting on his ass, it is extremely unhealthy. For Phelps on the other hand, its nothing

[iHaveHate4All]

only if you dont run 15 miles in 5 minutes after eatin all the cals...

[eatcheese5486]

dude it is just because he works out soooooooooooooo much that he stays fit. It is unhealthy otherwise to eat so much

[ricardinho101]

u eat way too little :X

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

that's desguesting

[ryuzaki04]

desguesting?really..learn your english first..

[iHaveHate4All]

yah! rearn your engrish!!! ASIANS UNITE!

[KingSequoia]

oyo got that right

[474evr]

lol thats me after swim practice....

[MCStudios65]

@474evr rofl same here