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  • I am quoting this video in my comma booklet for class. Because my theme is NERDFIGHTERIA. WHAT.

  • John Green 2012!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hank you lied to us.

  • Pause this video at 0:43

    

  • John and Hank Green: copresidents of Nerdfighteria

  • John and Hank Green for presidents in 2012: Presidency 2.0!

  • Ahaha, I just got a zit between my eyes too :/

  • This video is so jokes :)

  • Um, John cannot be president until....2013? '12? Anyway, he was too young for '08. Just sayin'

  • I drew a run over chicken when I was in high school.. caption said "This one only had to cross half the road to get to the other side." not very funny but it just came to mind so I'm sharing.

  • John Green: President of the United States. In our hearts.

  • @slavicpolymath ... and our pants.

  • @AntoinetteSong Thank you for alerting me to the fact that I have a year-old highest-rated comment on a vlogbrothers video. That makes me like a Z-list celebrity, or something.

  • @slavicpolymath  Anytime!

    Best Wishes!

  • @slavicpolymath And it's still there!

    Mine never last that long, so I'm more of an ampersand-list celebrity, or something. The ampersand (&) used to be part of the alphabet, after Z, in like the 1800s.

    DFTBA!

  • @VolunteerNerdfighter Ampersands are my favorite.

  • @slavicpolymath You're my favorite.

    Creepy comment of the day: check.

  • @slavicpolymath in your pants

  • I was wavering towards John for a while, but in the end I went with Obama.

    Now I wish I had voted for Boxman.

  • Stop being unavailable!!!!

  • lol he said recording live. How can you record not...live?

  • The case of your CD really is "so jokes."

  • I live in Hokes Bluff it's a little unnoticed town right beside gadsden.

  • i just got so jokes in the mail today!!

  • Sharkeye Jones designed the album artwork? How did I not know that? He's awesome!

  • ARGGG! 50 Jokes isn't on Amazon yet!

    When will it be?!?!?! I REALLY want one!! ARGGGG!

  • it is SO jokes not 50 jokes and you should know that! lol jk

  • Yikes! Oops! I can't believe I didn't know that!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

    ......

    Hey! Maybe it is on Amazon! XD

  • What's that little device he has that lets them access the internet everywhere? What's it called?

  • zits are apart of nerds

  • Short and sweet. And I really like the design of the album cover.

  • I REALLY want that CD. And a shirt.

    :(

    I wish I could buy both.

  • What's a John Green?

  • get some clindamycine phosphate lotion

  • washing your face doesn't prevent zits

    lol

  • if you were not able to make it to the gathering, is there a way you can buy a shirt?

  • So, on tour are they selling T-shirts? Because they didn't when they came to OKC.

  • I'm such a moron, and i feel really really dumb. Excuse me for asking this, but...

    What's a nerdfighter?

    I mean, I can tell they're really awesome, and I want to be one, but I don't know what they are! Waaaah!:(

  • A nerdfighter is just like every other person, except, instead of being comprised of things like organs and cells and tissues, they are made up entirely of awesome.

    to be a nerdfighter, well.. if you want to be one, you probably already are one.

    you must be a nerd

    you should watch the videos and read John's books

    technically you need to write your own theme song.. but I haven't figured out mine because I'm an analytical/perfectionist nerfighter.

  • I just saw the light! =3

  • um.. well.. my comment ended up above yours instead of below for some stupid reason.. it's just two up...

    and you should watch the Brotherhood 2.0 videos from 2007

  • Thanks!

  • a nerdfighter is simple.

    If you are subscribed with the vlog brothers you are a nerdfigher.

    =]

  • It's so sad. Your coming to my town tomorrow, Kansas City. But we're all finding out that we were supposed to register or something at the Library. And the event is full. So what shall greet me when I show up? I don't know. Let us hope it is awesome, instead of dissapointment. It will be so sad if we're turned away. :(

  • It's been almost 10 days since you made this video. But I cannot complain. You guys are busy doing awesome things.

  • Heh, Green Party.

  • I have a fun punishment for Hank!

    make him read Unstoppable Global Warming: Every 1500 Years by S. Fred Singer, Dennis T. Avery

    he will hate every word of it.

  • Hank and John,

    I have officially just borrowed Looking for Alaska from the public library in England

    DFTBA :D

    I shall be reading asap :D

    xx

  • Thanks of posting!

  • grr ive got a huge zit between my eyes too=[ lol!

  • i would totally vote for you guys if you ran for president haha

  • Oh my god.

    i was sooo close to you guys and had no clue whatsoever. OH MY GOD.

    damn, i wish i could have been there.

    i just bought An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns the other day ! :D

    love you guys.

  • Ahh!I Just Met You! You High-Fived me For buying you CD! It was So amazingg! Im from Long Island and I drove out to CT for you and John!

  • Can you buy the John buttons on the tour?

  • SCOUNDREL? OBAMA? IMPOSSIBLE.

  • How much are the shirts?

  • good question tyler

  • Hank, you're a rock star.

  • Not only is it a zit it is a Unicorn zit so it can only be made of awsome. i know i just had that exact same zit :P

  • Thanks for coming to Gadsden, guys. It was great to meet you and the Katherine. :) Cheers!

  • So, I was watching Paris Hilton my new BFF

    [don't ask]

    and they started to play a song and then I realized that it was the theme for brotherhood 2.0

    I had mixed emotions about it.

  • Oh no! Really?

  • what else could it possibly ooze?

  • So, not to be gross, but... If a Nerdfighter pops a zit, does it ooze awesome?

  • omg probably

  • yes, yes it does

  • I'm am SO sure it does. ^_^

  • I'm going to say that the zit is the suck in you, and if you pop it you're getting rid of some suck. It's like, suck knows you're awesome, and it doesn't want to be in you, so zit comes to the surface of...wherever, buit it's really condensed suck.

  • I think so.

  • I agree, gross

  • What's that extraordinarily exciting device that enables Hank to be online called?! I need one!!

  • I wish I could go to one of these!

    Very awesome, though. =D I want a shirt!

  • hhaahahahaha john gets a big chair and i get a little chair. its like ur robin and hes the batman of reading.

  • John Green for 2012, maybe?

  • Awesome!

  • were can i get one of those CD's

  • You have to go to a Nerdfighter gathering (which is sad, cause the only ones I could get to were in Indianapolis on thursdays at 2, and I has class. *cry*)

    Or was there a loophole having to do with Paper Towns reading? Check former vids, there might have been

  • And that was me, strangling the English language. "former" should have been "previous" sorry!

  • I have now watched all of the videos as of today. at 2:21PM....... yay.

  • We had a mock election in school, and a Nerdfighter friend/myself nearly voted for John Green.

    But Obama prevailed.

    :D

  • ooooo want cd

    want shirt

  • @step239

    a talking doll? are you freakin serious? you have issues.

  • Yeah...... No thanx

  • where is the list of tour sites?

  • "down here we have a katherine reading a paper towns..."

    lol : ]

  • My friends told me about the event today and it sounded so awesome. PS I'm the cardboard cutout girl. :)

  • What is that magical device? I want one!

  • So going to try to be in Pittsburgh Thursday.

  • You guys were awesome on the 9th.

    PROFANITY = 5 DAYS.

  • what do you call a hippopotamus having a heart attack? hypocritical

  • for your 50 jokes video:

    what do you call a czechoslavakian abortion?

    a cancelled czech.

    what's the definition of a will?

    (hint, it's a dead giveaway)

    a pirate walks into a bar. the bartender looks at him and says, "do you know that you have a steering wheel on your pants?" the pirate replies "arrgghh...and it's driving me nuts!"

  • over-washing can cause your skin to produce extra oil because it thinks there isn't enough when you keep washing it off... more oil catches more dirt... more dirt = more chances for clogged pores = more chances for zits...

  • I love the design of the CD, serves the content pretty well : )

  • I'd totally vote John Green for President. 2012, he has plans. OMG I want to read Paper Towns so bad but i'm broke!

  • Now I want that so bad D: The CD, I mean. It looks sweet.

  • I might see you guys in Ann Arbor!!! I can't wait! I want to read Paper Towns sooooo bad and get Hank's cd!

  • I am sad that we did not have shirts in STL :(

  • The video is too blurry to see the track listing on the CD.

  • I wanted to go soooooooooooo bad. I'm by auburn :(

  • clinique's 3 step can get rid of zits!

  • I'd vote for john green, i read paper towns, its amazing! you guys are amazing

  • That's like the coolest cover art ever on a CD. EVER.

    I actually found Accio Deathly Hallows online and put it on my Ipod I liked it so much. That was ages ago, though, so it's not like music pirating. I'll Proll buy the CD anyways.

  • i want that cd

  • that was...unneccesary...

  • KATHERINE!

    Sorry Hank. I mean, I like you too.

  • i'm pretty sure he said at one point that after the tour's over the cds will be for sale online

  • John Green 2012!

  • Heck yes. And, he'll be 35 in 2012, so he can ACTUALLY RUN! Maybe we can get Daniel Biss to be the VP...

  • Did you have shirts at the plano event?

  • sooo is he planning on selling those cds to us nerdfighters out here that cant come??? oh please please pretty please hank i needdone!!! oh and what is that magical device that lets them use the internet? i dont get it...

  • It's a wireless internet dongle. It works kind of like a cell phone, only instead of it connecting phone calls it connecting the internet. Not to be confused with using wifi, which is another way to get an internet connection wirelessly.

  • I just finished Paper Towns! Yaaay!

  • you can use a mirror!!!

  • The art for So Jokes is amazing!

  • even if u freeze it it just goes fuzzy so u cant read it

  • I was on BlogTV when you were filming this! How weird. Now I can see what you were talking about! How neat, hahaha.

  • COME BACK TO FLORIDA!!! WE NEEEED YOU!

    ...So you can sign my books, and sell me a CD... because you are made completely from awesome.

  • Hey is your cd being released in Australia cause i'd like to buy a cope but i haven't found it.

  • you can only buy it on the tour so its not sold publicly :( it sucks....nt the cd..that kicks ass....just you can only buy it on tour....im confused :'(

  • Right now, it's only for sale on tour. After the tour they said they'd sell it online.

  • ooooooh rite lol

  • I'll never forget Ron Paul...

  • Canada,

    would appreciated it...

    if you visited us tooo

  • Yes.

    And we'd do our best to use proper grammar, too.

    Please come to Canada!

  • lmao! I really hope you guys can add a Canadian tour date!!

  • THE SCENE OF THE CRIME! Someone tell Maureen Johnson!

  • ughhh soo close but so far!!

    come to lower alabamaaaa

  • This is a surreal experience. I was in the BlogTV chat when you were filming this. Now I get to see all of the things I could hear you describing.

  • I was too, as InsideItAll. Who were you on that chat?, maybe I'll remember you.

  • Varsenik.

  • Alan's pretty nice to let you essentially commandeer his blogtv account.

  • Oh my god the cd looks so awesome!!!

  • Did anyone get any video of the Gadsden event itself? If so, please please please post!

  • AAH! I WAS THERE!

  • A bunch of DFTBAers have gone to events. John, Hank, and the Katherine should come to Hawaii! You know you want to.

    But don't try to drive off the continental U.S. You'll fall off the edge.

    You guys NFTBA.

  • Oh boy, I wish I could get me one of them discs and tshirts =[. You guys NEED to come to Saskatchewan some time! Green 4 Prez xD

  • so my friend was telling me today how the first time she met you guys she had no idea who you guys were and she went up to john and was like, you look like neil patrick harris (or some other name that the initials are nph)

    if i could vote i would've voted for john

    hands down

  • Oh yea! Hank! Remember your new nickname from Gadsden! Sax! hahahaha!

  • This is for John Michael Green (Muahaha! I figured out the anagram.) ((Sorry Hank)) I just finished An Abundance of Katherines. You can expect me to start quoting it. Kudos, my friend, kudos. I understood 100% of the appendix and I was wondring how you got your insperation for the book. And I feel perdy cool knowing the Yeti's name. I'll finally be getting Paper Towns on Monday and I'll have it finished by Tuesday. I'm darn sure of that one. Stay cool, -Madelyne.,
  • my last name is green!!!!!!!!

  • How can I get the shirt & cd if you're not coming to my town?! I want one! John Green 08! haha LOVE it!

  • I want a Nerdfighter shirt. Can we buy those after the tour like with the CD? Please!!!! No shows are coming to my area.

  • why wouldnt you want to be vice prezzie? all you would do is break ties.

  • I didn't know Sharkeye designed the album art!! That's so... well... jokes! :-)

    ~Trav

  • im fond of short sweet videos hank :)

  • oh, sure. now you have shirts. i wanted one so bad, but you didnt have them in Plano. :(

  • SHIRTS?!?!

    no fair. we didnt get shirts in st louis

    sad day

  • I WANT THAT CD!

  • I was there and took an obnoxious amount of footage. haha.  Do you think the "Sax" nickname will actually stick? :P

  • Let's hope so! I laughed so hard when I heard them say it.

  • Agreed!

  • hey Hank and John: are the official nerdfighter shirts gonna be available online anytime? I really really want one like my friend got in Indianapolis... but you didn't have them when I was in St. Louis. sad times.

  • ahh i have the nerdfighter shirt! :D

  • omg i have a zit there too but it is under the skin lol.

    and now i can see how people get so confused with 50 its the font

  • "i have a huge zit between my eyes...that's too bad..."

  • NO. I live like 5 minutes from that library.. I wish I knew that you were here. ;-;

  • Did he run for the Green Party? Heh.

  • Well there's always next time. JOHN '12!

  • I'd totally vote for him, and I actually could then yay!

  • I would be so happy if John ran the first time I could vote. We should put this campain into action.

  • i SO would have voted for him!

    aw... i tried pausing the video to see the song titles but it was too blurry. :(

  • i was so there last night! it was so jokes.

  • I was too! -happy dance- It was fantastic!

  • AAAAH I want that cd!!!!!!!! :D Can't wait!

  • ka may ha may ha ah, gohan let your power explode do it now, ha

  • That is one totally awesome CD cover!

    Awesome job with the cover, SharkeyeJones!

    I definitely would have voted for John Green if I could have voted.

  • I was there! And you got the big chair... Cause your special.

  • AHH!!!! I was there last night! -uber happy dance- I got The Katherine, John, AND Hank to sign my copy of An Abundance of Katherines! :D :D :D I think I can die happy now.

  • yh come to the uk!!! namely oxford

  • "and there is a Katherine" lollll.

  • the CD covers are amazing! they look so awesome. Too bad I can't go to the tour because I live in Europe. But when the Tour is done I'll buy it =D

  • come to australia dammit... what about all us aussie nerdfighters!