Freeman's Mind: Episode 30 (Half-Life Machinima)

[stormsirens2BACKUP]

Aw dang it I'm getting a headache and it has started yet! I guess the memory of this comes back as motion sickness

[RJGF1]

milk+cokies=freemans mind

[luedog4life]

My life in 6 words:

What's up with the related videos?

[SonidaMarks]

DUDE, the pass on my phone is 1337!

[Duk1013]

alpha tenor niner delta six looking for civilia- WE GOT HIM

[thepartypanda88]

1337? seems legit

[deadfishy666]

Wow! A lot of guys watching these videos never played first Half-Life!

Those were good days!

[pftster]

This show has taught me that i did a lot of things wrong in half life......and succeeded. Is that a win? or a fail?

[pftster]

btw, i was speaking specifically about the trip wire part. I always thought it was an intense platformer deal......into adulthood. I made things hard on myself i guess...

[pftster]

'I'll try some random numbers, no...okay, 1337, no, 1234, hah hah hah!"

[emocamvampire]

Hmm a bunch of nerds the password must be...1337...fuck

[ChartoonistWagner]

"Jesus Christ, I launched a missile... I'm not helping ANYTHING."

:l

[Dustinj15]

8:10

Why u no get sniped Freeman?

[Diggydiggyholeful]

Hey whats this do?

[bobbyhooks99]

The code was 1234?... That something an idiot would put on his luggage! Sorry, I couldn't help it...

[SanAntonioChannel]

yes freeman the bloody hand print is guiding

[TheViktorPutin]

Yes, yes, I want damaged shperm and shit. PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEO!

[2012sandokan]

The password of a secret nuclear base is 1234?! That's mean they are not really genious

[Viktor21771]

Nasa's Administrator Password is 1234 :D

[lolwtf9009]

imagine that in the game you need to walk in the middle of the desert. imagine Ross Scott will be crazy :) sain crazy things

[yoshibones]

Even before watching this series, I would keep saying sarcastic things like "Oh, piles of dead things, this must be the right way!"

[sirVhailor]

@yoshibones yeah yeah, you did it before it was cool, we know. now go and shit some amber out of your ass.

[FunkyDoohickey]

did anyone else notice that at 1:04 , he types 1337 in the keypad?

[RoyalBarrel]

BAHAH! The three stuges join the core! bAHAHAHA

[trexINFERNAPE]

Why the hell do microbiologists need a FREAKING MISSILE

[OoBrosephStalinoO]

@trexINFERNAPE To see what microbes would look like if you blew the fuck out of them?

[Elflovag]

He should have get out in the desert and walk around the building until he finds the car park...

[DasBoSchitt2]

Eventually, he's going to get out, and he's going to realize life sucks for real.

[TangerineWizard123]

I am getting Half Life One & The Orange Box again this weekend.

[ht448]

@TangerineWizard123 Cool Story Bro, Needs More Dragons And shit.

[TangerineWizard123]

@ht448 fuck yourself

[ht448]

@TangerineWizard123 Thank you

[PokemonJack333]

@ 1:03 Lol "1337".

[MrSchukopLP]

1:31 failed grenade jump ^^

[zomglog]

anybody else catch that? "ill try some random numbers....no...ok, 1337...." 1337 = LEET!

[OctaviaRavia]

@zomglog Yes,we all got it. Don't explain the joke

[system2845]

1234! Lol.

[pauliex999]

he cant hear himself think oh god people shut up i want to hear!

[pauliex999]

1234 government:SHIT HE FOUND THE CODE ALL MILITARY FORCES TRY TO KILL HIM ONLY USING SUBMACHINE GUNS

[RocksInTheToilet]

"The Three Stooges joined the Corp?!" lol

[AgentX7Y]

what will happen when he meets G-man? will he go in the portal or get his ass handed to him by aliens.

[ninja91214]

*in tune of "christmas tree"*

oooooh freemans mind oh freemans mind you are a gift to all mankind!

[asparagusoffice]

@ninja91214 ♪ You may not liiiiiiiike Cthulu Dogs

But they proloooooooong your monologues ♪

[morsmanal]

I, did not leave any fingerprints... I was wairing my suit. XD

[HalfWereHaiti]

I was wearing my suit, hilarious

[HalfWereHaiti]

XD



[KurtKokaine1]

So wow, he finally makes it out, then realizes he's fucked without transportation. I guess this is around the time to just cash in your chips and do a swan dive down that ladder.

[FutureBoyEXE]

7:47 So basically if life gives you lemons...

[clancamper]

why is there naked DOA girls to the right.

[hawkwolf613]

@clancamper Oh, there is more than that... you just have to look for it.

[pbandjeverywhere]

Only one things important

I, dident leave any fingerprints

[Netaro1000]

1337. Eliteeee!!!!!

[AgentBuggy47]

why do half the suggestions look like porn

[FlatOutRandom]

I LOVE YOU FRERMAN!!!

[ArtemusCain666]

"Hey! What's this do?" (CLEARLY MARKED LAUNCH)

[SuperHamada2001]

He can't see him 

[SuperHamada2001]

Hey,It's that guy from Counter-Strike

[killroy135]

1:02 he says 1337 lol

[Xrebells]

Like this if u Love half-life <3

[KurtKokaine1]

@Xrebells asking for Likes is more than sad man.

[SNITZ0]

wait why do Micro Biologist need a rocket

[Superawesomevids549]

"any more stooges " ..."Shep (or Chep) is that you"

[LetsPlayGuy12]

First Code Attempt: "1337" 1337 = Leet

[LunaticBunnyofEvil]

"Jesus Christ, I launched a missle."

Subtle, Gordon. Subtle.

[DarkChaos451]

didn't he say that the hot scientist chicks were all in the micro-biology section?

[Motive11331]

@RadarGuidedVermin Wow, you're a classy douchebag.

[madman101ish]

wonder where that missle went? can u imagine someone just walking down a road and all of a sudden he sees a missle heading right towards him. or what if it went to a big city and blew up one of the buildings. oh man what if it blows up the white house? that would be hard to explain, america blowing up it's own goverment office... it would seriously not look good, and think of the bills for that thing. i would not want to pay for all that damage...

[Theevilonemwhaha]

This is a direct quote from the Valve Developer's page on Easter Eggs.

"In the July 2008 SDK release, the number of valid AI activities defined by Valve in ai_activity.h is exactly 1337."

[ConnorNessGHub]

@Theevilonemwhaha No its leet speek for leet

[blackcountryme]

is there one of these using HL2? i can imagine more sarcasm with that one... class stuff :D

[looosepooose]

@TMoney521900 area 51 is in New Mexico

[Acerracer202]

@looosepooose

Area 51 is in Nevada.

[ThingsInc]

1337 = leet

[TMoney521900]

Black Mesa is New Mexico's Area 51

[teeworldadict]

so i just started the WW3 have been a bussy day xD

[whowuzthat35]

this guy sounds like ray romano lol

[Rycalla15]

The 3 stooges Join the core lol

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

That one bit with the stacked deck reminded me of Cave.

[RinTheKat]

He pressed the red button... O.o

[DragDenDFO]

1234 :D

[CrucibleofArmageddon]

Well now if there is ever a World War 3 we know who to blame.

[DantheAuthor]

Me: "Gosh it's cold" *Puts on blanket*

Gordon Freeman: *Bursts through door with machine gun*

Me: *Looks down to see that my blanket is Camo* O_O SHIT!!!

Gordon Freeman: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!! *Shoots the fuck out of me*

[031000ron1]

183 people don't like the idea of friendly fire on the other team.

[GoRamonez]

What was that missle for anyway? Is it a nuke?

[comtelecom07234]

@GoRamonez Actually it's a ''satellite-based'' missile that should have helped the situation you were in...

But actually it doesn't help you with anything you just had to launch it to go forward the game until you reach Gman...

[katerson]

What a great episode to have for number 30

[Jnj71]

I lost it after the soldier shot the grenade at the other soldier.

[PDANY35]

1337 LOL

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

FINISH HIM!!!!

But I don't want to...I'm watching Freeman!

[luedog4life]

@AnotherBiasedFanboy

Freemantalitie!

[iamadonutface]

Where there's blood and explosives there is the right way.

[linuslillen01]

6:50.... wow... what a work of art!

[Hogasofa]

183 people got blown up by the missile

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Well, not all the rockets are meant to destroy Russia.

[wildcardsniper]

i hate shemp, his like a happy moe, WTF!

[tanixpp]

So.. his mind would'nt SHUT UP!?!

[miesrah12]

@tanixpp hey my mind dosn't shut up as well

[ArranoGris]

Black Mesa New Mexico is actually pretty close to an Indian Pueblo.

[TheEpicJedi]

Gordon: I'm not helping anything!

Me: Correction, Gordno, you helped start the third wolrd war

[ANIM0SI7Y]

"I think a tram-based pizza delivery system could make a lot of sense"

Lmfao

[robertaplantledzep]

@ANIM0SI7Y

when he said that a Domino's ad just came up

[ThunderCavalier]

@ANIM0SI7Y

Hey, listen. This guy makes sense.

[lynzzzify]

haha he's like, "i can't believe it's night time! it feels like it's only been a couple hours!"

its been four years freeman.

FOUR YEARS

[Trybut3]

@lynzzzify nah make that 4.5 years i know i've been counting

[andrewjunaidi]

"Just Kill everyone"



[werewolf1grl12]

Who knew the press of just one button could start world war 3

[bipinformprotect]

Thanks to Freeman, I now understand the thought process behind mass murder. XD

[Narpocalypse]

@bipinformprotect It's self defense. Defending himself against retards.

[thespyofthegroup]

1337 is 69

[101Swiftflick]

So many quotes in this show would make great shirts.

"Jesus Christ I launched a missile!"

"I should stop pushing every button I see"

Not sure which way is funnier, but I want those on a shirt.

[Greel97]

@101Swiftflick Go to Zazzle.com They make shirts and they only cost like $20.

[thatguywithnoname]

@Greel97 Or cafepress

[Warkera]

AAH! MY EYES!

[swordflame42]

I wasn't able to get on the internet in ten months... now I've got hours of freemands mind!

[Portokal400]

Alpha Bravo Position Flanker Gamma Delta XD

[Lollipop1083]

Freeman

FTW

[Shadic4101]

please let this be the right episode i almost had a heart attack when that faggit made that fake video

[mcdonaldsmashers]

@Shadic4101 i know, so did I, he's evil :(

[AnimeLoverLukara]

@Shadic4101 I almost fell for it... that is... Until I Saw His Name!

[AnimeLoverLukara]

I bet the first thing he tried was "1-1-1-1"

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

@AnimeLoverLukara no it was A-A-A-A-----A (portal 2 reference ftw lol)

[sikuaka2]

i just realised this ep came our on my birth day :)

[tapewormrage]

what? 1337 isn't the password? thats what it is for my xbl account..

[sickness324]

"I just need to kill everyone. If you're from the military, you're dead. If somebody's grandma gets cold and puts on a camo blanket, she's dead.

[TheHaloCEfan]

i liked how calm he is when he says

"jesus christ i launched a missile!!!"

[luizmw2]

FINALLY...



[NowanIlfideme]

"You guys could've *killed* me, you know that!?"

[supergamerds]

a vary rare thing hapid to me on half life fore ps2 when he was talking about the 3 stugise my thing was when i got to the solgers they did not fire at me and yes i did kill them and still they did not fire

[Frozone470]

I fucking hate when spoiling comments are in the top comments -___-

[mashedbatata]

i just realized.. this sorta sounds either like ray romano or jo mantenga!

[MetalJody1990]

"Just kill everyone.

If you're wearing a military uniform, you're dead!

If somebody's grandma's cold and puts out a camo blanket, she's dead!"

LOL

[LocoGroove]

I just accidentally a whole country. Is this bad?

[xJackeeboix]

Alpha bravo position flanker gama delta

[Megiirl]

Who else is back here because the new video is out and they forgot their place? C'mon, it can't just be me... can it?

[Girfan108]

A giant holographic globe with "Satellite Portal Array" and a missle? Why would the microbiology department need that much budget padding?

[PKMNBRch]

"Jesus Christ I launched a missle-¨!" XD

[FuNNkY11]

I'll try some random numbers.. *tac-tac-tac-tac* *beep* no.. okay.. 1337..*beep* no..

Freeman is quite leet xD

[SoapWrathPROductions]

181 people thought it was Morgan Freeman's mind...

[bgpivoter]

No one is going to set their password to LEET, now come on!

[TevensMaster3K]

"1337"

THAT needs to be my code XD

[spideyrockz4ever]

I have no idea if I'm doing something wrong, but in the original Half Life, enemies took a lot of punishment before they went down. Like no kidding, four shotgun blasts to the face and they're still standing.

[Witherdrake]

@spideyrockz4ever it might be that your playing the regular game this is the Source version if you look the enemys bodys have physics rather then scripted death posses

[korv118]

@spideyrockz4ever See its like this: Ross Scott (maker of freemans mind) uses ALOT of console commands/cheats and theres a code you can type in so that you can set the damage of all the weapons (which he uses). Hope that answers your question!

[blackhoofs]

wait its over!?:(

[sonicdsfan1]

@blackhoofs noez

[blackhoofs]

@sonicdsfan1 :D

[veroniqew]

Jak rozpętałem trzecią wojnę światową :D

[Pwnage195]

The hologram at 5:20 said "Portal : Still Alive" wtf plans for a future game THIS IS AN EASTER EGG!!!

[wolf11123]

@Pwnage195 It says satellite portal array

[Pwnage195]

@wolf11123 whoops

[pali4life48]

FOR NO REASON I ALWAYS LIKE THUMB UP THE TOP COMMENTS, EVEN IF I DON'T LIKE THEM

[BlueprintHD]

1337 xD

[LegoGeekBrian]

oh what does this button do? *press* *rockets blows up russia* well looks like i just started WW3

[5w4g0v3rl04d]

@LegoGeekBrian Or mw3...

[gmoddera]

@ndogmhfu u mad ?

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@gmoddera i think his boyfreind broke up with him

[SirMcMuffintosh]

....Yeah, I could have guessed that code.... i think...

[ThePwnagekiller]

if this gets thumbed ill make more aliens appear

[YinMajora]

HE LAUNCHED A FUCKIN MISSILE! ROFLMFAO!

[shadb2dfatasscutie]

691,487 people started world war 3

[DeathScythe0991]

Ha 1337

[pokemaster128]

@DeathScythe0991 what is that a syndacate refrence?

[enrgyPHAIL]

thumbs up if you watched this video lol

[pikachuhero]

i hate that guy that made the fake freemans mind 30

[YouNolf]

1337

[KawaiiDiamond18]

"What is this, the three stooges join the core?"

my favorite line

[SABER624]

@KawaiiDiamond18 corps

[DrGarlic500]

hey, would someon be so kind as to explain what happens if he tryes to walk out by the desert ( I mean game wise) dose the game just throw down one of those invisible wall things?or what, can you actualy beat the game like that?

[WinterSJackson]

@DrGarlic500 Nah, You get hit by Sniper shots. if you have enough armor and health to get past it, you do hit a wall.