MK9 Noob Saibot Fatality 1

[ItsBaconPower]

Sub Zero: So how'd the date with Jade go last night?

Noob: Dude, I totally split that chick in half!

Sub Zero: Dude! *high fives*

[JizzyJay521]

this is the best fatality ever! Noob is Beast

[ZypherRAWR]

Holy CRAP!

And my little sister wants to play this game! She she's still scared of the dark!

[imortalfalcon]

...Me gusta...

[CommanderOfTheSun]

I found this easy to masturbate to...

[aoibhealfae]

that is just sick

[TheWibbelz]

i may not be able to play this game *banned in Aus* but the government forgets the internet always delivers :D

[TenshihanQuinn]

Great, ...now I HAVE to fap, ....again.

[trynextmonday]

think about this D:

if you do that to a guy :( don'tyou think thats gonna hurt a lot more then it would a girl <:(

[seanw23]

@trynextmonday yeh and plus... which half would his crotch be on? left or right? O_o

[jonsicoli]

Looks like it's time we... split up.

I guess that's why I call you my... better half.

I think it's time you and me spent some time apart.

Ok, i'll stop now.

[djbutipower]

Looks like she had to split

[MAUROtele]

HOLT SHITTT MANNN

[Panellada22]

My favorite :)

[KaioAbsolut]

Maneiro esse fatality é o meu favorito

[TheConfoundedWizard]

wow

[TheDarknessFell]

mmosite brought me here

poor pussy

[zhevox]

what a noob

[ogumusss]

Well, if I was there I would try double penetration rather than tearing her pussy to pieces.

[beatzq]

god damn u not jade!

[ssgtcory]

First time i saw this, I was watching video games awesome and this scarred me, and yes, they did it on jade

[emiranda2491]

Ouch! She's got Wishboned :/

[kanopopo]

OOOUUUUCHHHH 

[GAMEFREAK61995]

Thumbs up if your first sexual encounter was with a family member!

[GAMEFREAK61995]

Thumbs up if you're watchin this in 1967!!! :D

[PenguinCrafts]

this is awesome :D

[BRRGames]

Poor Jade. I love that girl :(

[meme7022]

THERE'S A WOMAN WHO CAN'T KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED



[elitereach1]

Best fatality

[MiddleEasternBorder]

This is how you call off a split decision.

[victooslick2]

noob is such a noob XD jk

[redmetal48]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, NOOB!

[Flapjizzle69]

that would hurt

[seismicspartan]

At 8 seconds.. Its that time of month

[wr3stlegirl]

lol sick fatality O_o Awesome XD

[shadowdemons117]

press 5 then 6 then 7 to do the fatalitie yourself

[TheAmazingJoLuCo]

Reminds me of Noobs ending in MK Deception.

[necros234necros345]

funniest fatality ever

[EDDIEinWAR]

they showed this fatality on the daily show xD

[rockidown]

@EDDIEinWAR Hahaha, yeah I saw it and couldn't believe it. I also found a clip of it on Youtube.

/watch?v=5E9E6TFjlnI

[raeven1212]

is it just me or has bi-han become more brutal

[RavinFox]

Hey how about that! Does that mean they both get a wish?

[SubZerocooled]

Noob: Hey Saibot wanna play tug-of-war?

Saibot: OK!

Jade: What wha-OH SHI-.

After she all ripped in halve

Noob: Well it's a tie I guess.

[OreoMan951]

WTF???????????????????????????­?????

[LoquenderoPrincipe]

4 people are women.

[Only1KingPen]

FATALITY IS SO BRUTAL.

[tankhawk500]

Make a Wish?

I Wish to split that PUSSAY !!!! XD

[PPPPWNAGE]

@tankhawk500 loool

[Xaymaicana]

@tankhawk500 OMFGawd! what is up with you men?! LOL

[jason101588]

Professor: All right kids, what did we learn in school today?

Noob Saibot: SHARING!!!

[PPPPWNAGE]

@jason101588 loool

[gundamXgundam]

no pudieron hacercelo a oto pj desgraciado.

[electroshock98]

0:07 NICE

[TheUltimateBeing01]

Awww come on you two, don't fight over the hot black chick.

There enough dark meat for everyone.

:D

[nathan900130]

@TheUltimateBeing01 she's not black, Jade's skin's dark probably because......she love to go sun tanning!

[Maticallo]

@nathan900130 WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT ! SHES FUCKING BLACK ! GO SUCK YA MUDDA

[zerofang009]

i seen almost every other fatality but this made me yell "Holy Crap". that was some violent stuff.

[hatemorethanyou999]

damn shes too lose now >:(

[LotWPro]

Fuck.

[FireTsunami85]

I'd split her too but not this way ;)

[DuskF5]

Wow... sharing is caring? :D ... seems all noob does is share with saibot lol

[pious83]

This, Sektor's 'Scarecrow' and both of Smoke's are probably the best in the game.

[WYJAFAK2]

Thats what happens when Noob Saibot's students don't do their stretches.

[Lordshorty3]

HA he split her in half

[EndymionSonata]

Mortal Komedy (why martial artists shouldn't quit their day jobs)

Noob: Hey Saibot!

Saibot: What is it Noob?

Noob: What's the best way to share a woman?

Saibot: Ummm... have a threesome?

Noob: No... well... yeah I guess you could do that too... but the best way to share a woman with another man is to rip her into two pieces! hahahaha!

Saibot:... I don't get it...

[XCutePupa]

I have to do it ... one time 

[Imaweasel1]

Looks like he tore her a new one. Ba Dum Tss

[linmax08]

give me half of that body ill still fuck it

[brian14021994]

@linmax08 you are sick minded lol

[themoose7337]

This one is the most messed up in the whole game

[Xoireqe]

Pretty long scream xD

[nomo0mno33]

lol 0:7

[DecepticonMecha]

LOL This fatality is infamous now.

[srazzz]

...sexy.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

...D:

[Ganon40000]

@Arguingwithmyself1 ;dddddddd

[psnhellyaman]

Does that mean she's half price?

[AgrivatedKillah]

@psnhellyaman lmao.

[Shioni16]

man a wish bone isnt nearly as bad as this dam somebody just had a bad day

[ITALOpkg]

two jades my dream! *___________*

[loolya3]

complets the cutting of her pussy

[VirgilMastercard]

@amorim487 thumb up fail... awwww you suck

[kinghustle711]

wut a slut shes always got her legs wide open XP

[ChristLott]

His first name backwards is Boon ... Like Ed Boon

[progamerdman]

ripped her couch in half XD

[dogzilla0578]

......thats a lot of organs....

[TheJJJJable]

sheer unjustified aggression, nasty and very repetitive gore where is the creativity that had the fatalities of UMK3?

[grewer44]

@TheJJJJable Gore= creativity lol jus kidding, i like all fatalities lol

[TheJJJJable]

@grewer44 not that I mind the gore, just makes me sick to see it so explicit, but what makes me angry is that the characters are so low

[nightmareinc27]

@TheJJJJable Fatalities of UMK3 were garbage, grow some balls. This is real gore.

[TheJJJJable]

@nightmareinc27 fucking dik you and you fucking stupid gore .i.

[nightmareinc27]

@TheJJJJable u mad?

[CartoonEric]

@nightmareinc27 Yeah they didn't put much effort into the fatalities of MK3 and UMK3 and the related. They were all so...cut and paste.

[complex9999]

The horror the horror!!!

[MrByumpusa]

So eh..That grossed me out, but I thought it was awesome.

[DORUKOZKAN]

@amorim487 one thumb for you!

even better im going to name the dogs im getting noob saibot and smoke they are 2 black Dobermanns :D

[DORUKOZKAN]

@amorim487 one thumb for you!

even better im going to name the dog im getting smoke,hes a black Dobermann

[Sashu5453]

wow............just...wow

[LfunkeyA]

most evil fatality

[chrisepman]

damn

[lookie1992]

@amorim487 stop being a thumb whore

[MrBratkenSolov]

and that's how babies born

[Mutt24]

Oh my God what the hell is wrong with Midway?!!!!

[abrahamWCE]

@Mutt24 the chapter 11 bankruptcy

Mortal Kombat belongs to Warner Bros now

[1ZombieRob]

This is deathklock brutal

[theoracle8191]

@1ZombieRob Deathklock's name pisses me off because I keep seeing Deathlock, lol

[LondonHyatt]

The one guy you can call Noob and it isn't an insult.

[b0urn3slim]

all the fatalities that tear u apart from the legs are done the women 4 some reason

[KOKID83]

this is the most brutal fatality in the game i belive.

[nomasia2277]

@KOKID83 What about when kung lao drags people through his hat? That's also a disturbing fatality...

[rene11717]

Ohhhhh so thats where babi's come from!!!

[Danny1985LDN]

You know what, i'm so behind when it comes to the MK story, i didn't even realise until today that Noob Saibot is the first Sub-Zero!

[Auesis]

...well that gave a whole new meaning to "tearing that pussy up". O_O

[HomelessKlyde]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNE­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TheGuyNamedHenryG]

That's just fuckin' brutal...

[KojiroArma]

Holy sh*t!

[Trentonater47]

wouldn't the legs just rip of first?

[Bluetiger457]

I guess he wasn't too fond of Jade's stripper-pole ending pose. After all, what do you think he does with his slave on the weekends? Whoops, TO his slave.

[53Spawn]

MK9 loves torturing jade Lol

[chrisAKAchig]

damn....ripped her a 3rd hole down there

[jkats14]

This one...is just disgusting. I love this game, but this is just really disgusting.

[DBanner96]

I think this is the most viewed fatality on his channel XD

[KingCorn101]

That is some erotic porn

[implosionator]

I always like to think Noob's clone is Saibot

[MrKennyWilliams]

@implosionator In the game it's true

[TeAmKiLLiNgForEva]

battlecam



[nova6zombie]

my ears  ewww lol

[IStevieI]

split her like a piece of lumber

[dacbiet]

TEAR DAT PUSSY UP.. LITERALLY.

[DevilHorns94]

pretty damn brutal

[gamez101]

I better fatality would be a threesome with two Noobs, double penetration maybe?

[dalecampbl9]

@gamez101 for MORTAL XXXOMBAT

[Starfalko]

@br0k3nfury A little to much.

[dinsmore1994]

battle cam

[jonasfeld]

beautiful

[DBZass]

that puts a whole new meaning on "bust it open"

[jaskamakkara]

realism FTW!

[IRONmanPRODUCTIONZ]

Dirtiest period ive ever seen

[ginsujustice]

...whats keeping her clothes on if she was split in half?

[Johnnybomb1]

@ginsujustice The ESRB.

[ginsujustice]

@Johnnybomb1 Tou che' good sir. lol

[Darksjeik]

That happened to a friend of mine...

[xxazpxx]

keep pressing 5

SHES SQUIRTING, OMFG!!!===???

[jlcmiles]

Australia is banning this? Gee... us full grown adults down under really are missing out on a lot aren't we! Aha *ding* I say we do this fatality on everyone who opposes an R18+ rating!

[pophead08]

noob is very noob when it comes to girl romance...

[ghafgarion]

Wow... this is the first time a videogame has made me cringe. That was... violent.

[jeremylew416]

I can't stop pressing 4... :-0

[FunkyFreshDoughBoy]

It's so disgusting.. I can't stop replaying it. :x

[iMerkzZx2k]

Holy shit, I wasn't expecting it to be that violent... awesome!

[ShinningProdigy]

DAMMIT Noob!!!! I had dinner plans with her... now I have to find another date you wont kill

[tf2hat]

O to the fucking W

[phukyu345]

ouch to her cunt

[qazrdwes]

One second it was hot.. the next i was like EW

[Reiki151]

he....he ripped her from the vag up......

[XC11301991]

Watching my fav. female mk character get ripped in half is soooo f*cking hot.

[2randomperson]

Jade "Oh guys could you help me practice my splits"

Noob Saibot "More then happy too" *evil smirk*

[naughtypagan72]

@2randomperson They need to do this to Jean Claude Van Dammit (I guess the closest thing is Johnny Cage), he's always doing splits in his movie. :)

[ITALOpkg]

@2randomperson oh man you is soo funny!! xD

[RideWarriorWebb]

@2randomperson

lmfoa

[spartan8247]

I think i get how the fatality is called "make a wish"

it's kinda like when you split that chicken wish bone right? :P

[BladeCTC]

@spartan8247

Yep.



[proctorxguru]

@spartan8247 EXACTLY!!!!

[LadyScumBag10]

@spartan8247 Well its better than Tug Of War

[krippa123]

@spartan8247 correct!!:D

[BrickCity4eva]

@spartan8247 yeah! ur right! I always do that.

[joejar5]

@spartan8247 Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh...... *very disturbed look on face*, I would guess so. :P

[seanw23]

@joejar5 now she knows how a chicken feels... O_o

[joejar5]

@seanw23 Mmmmm.... yyeeeaaaahhhhh, I feel sorry for her, :( She'll never have babies with Kung Lao now. :(

[seanw23]

@joejar5 imagine kratos do exactly this with just one of him...

instead of stab a sword through your stomach and lift up

[joejar5]

@seanw23 OOOOOOOOOOOOO  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGG­GGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! :O :O :O :O

[silverdraco2235]

@joejar5

I always perferred Mileena, anyways