"Let's play with our ball". Ball = A fucking coconut.
Watch that lion running with its rear legs and kicking the damn coconut was random, but the monkey saying bitches made me laugh so hard that my face hurts.
And of course, like CygnusMedia said, a Bear in Africa searching Diamonds.
Excuse me, I'm off to take some asprin and then smash my head into a brick wall six thousand times to remove the memory of this stupid Disney rip-off.
@feh2 Honestly, as much as I dislike what Disney has done with some of the stuff they do, I have to say, if you do research, The Lion King is not a rip off of Kimba. Like most of Disney's other movies, it is based on folklore and fairy tale.
@JumpykangLC You'd be surprised. But do not forget that Disney was friends with Kimba's creator and they shared stories with one another and Disney was even going to do a Kimba story.
00:51 - "And... it was the... ... *random pause* ... animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness." Man, it was like he forgot what he was saying, and then started a new sentence, hoping it would fit!
This is the most horrendous tripe I've ever seen. The people who made this must be the most epic trolls in the world... There's no way someone could be serious and release something this terrible.
The Warner Bros. Version was made this Year with Jason Mardsen as Robin, Susan Silo as Kenu, Jim Balushi as Dundee, Kevin Micheal Richards as King Rise and Guartz the elephant, Tim Curry as Drake The Panther and Steve Jay Blum as Kowek the Gorilla.
Remember son, as a carnivorous lion it is your job to protect the animals of the kingdom because of our strange lack of a need for food and the ability to build complex government.
"and nobody need be afraid of him anymore." wow, what kind of sentence stucture is that? i'm sure that nobody from Phoenix Games graduated high school at the time, bunch of losers making this ripoff is what we need...i'm glad we can see what a complete pile of FAIL looks like!!
Ymm... The cartoons characters are good, but I wish an animation didn't takes a lot of time... But someone who did it has good intentions, didn't he?:D
What a fake! After watching this, I think I'm going to watch all three REAL Lion King movies, then beat my two REAL Lion King games, then play the REAL Lion King soundtrack just to forget about this monstrosity.
BUT I HAVE seen a German language ripoff, "Der Konig die Tiere" (basically the german title of the thing), but I can't find any information on it. As it is, it was so poorly animated that it made this look good. Oh well, it was still amusing.
they are also planning to start making ps3 games...
qoute from website: "We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months"
they even have a release calendar, with games coming here in january
so.... wait... "Simba", can't hunt, because... their his subjects? FUCK that! He's a fucking cub, what kind of pussy animal would be scared of a cub??? Geez... also, horrible animation, horrible voices, and awful overall. It canot be unseen.
In the words of the Nerd, "What were they thinking???"
The title and story is tweaked just enough to avoid copyright infringement while still having grandparents who read the title and think it's your favorite movie...
From my previous comment, did you know Walt Disney inspired Osamu Tezuka? Without Walt Disney's existence we wouldn't have Osamu Tezuka doing Astroboy or Kimba The White Lion.
That is very true...and disney was in turn inspired by osamu..I think when the two were still alive, osamu and disney had talked at length about disney doing kimba as a feature film.
What is it with them saying the line "Rubbish" in each cartoon? Also, that crocodile is from the Dinosaur adventure. Not to mention their voice actors(or lack there of), have no range at all.
This voice acting hurts my brain.
TheSonomaDude 4 weeks ago
"Let's play with our ball". Ball = A fucking coconut.
Watch that lion running with its rear legs and kicking the damn coconut was random, but the monkey saying bitches made me laugh so hard that my face hurts.
And of course, like CygnusMedia said, a Bear in Africa searching Diamonds.
Oh man, oh God, oh man...
maesejesus 1 month ago
Lion King is 1,000 times better than this.
AngelDog102 2 months ago
second, wtf did that monkey say at 3:23? I heard "here come bitches."
Someonewholovesmusi1 2 months ago
.......Johnathon Coulton.....why would the code monkies do this?!
Someonewholovesmusi1 2 months ago
Excuse me, I'm off to take some asprin and then smash my head into a brick wall six thousand times to remove the memory of this stupid Disney rip-off.
ChiptheBlackMage 2 months ago
Sigh... Who would make this?
The3DSKid 2 months ago
My... IQ..... is dropping... every.. second....
DDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......
Me give movie 5 chikens. Durrrrrrr...... (seriously, this is the most retarded piece of horseshit ever made)
Nvzman 2 months ago
W...................T......................F
faisca5 2 months ago
This..This is a thing? WTF did I just watch?!
jdav19 2 months ago
This is like a game?
andrewthomasgraham 3 months ago
I feel gay seeing this cartoon, game whaterver
HyperRush79 3 months ago
WHY. oh fuck what is this
VincentRinehart 4 months ago
1:59 WTF...he has the same animation like in the Soccer movie...they only erased the ball..
2:09 Standard "Rubbish" in every Dingo movie...
6:26 Nooo I expected the Soccer laugh...*disappointed*
7:07 Random hyenas are back!
alenight85 4 months ago
So. British accent to the lion cub...kinda.
Australian crocodile...
And totally traced Mufasa. Also looks like cub might be traced of Simba, but it's all so freaking horrible.
joserdude 7 months ago
bear o.O
TheSomeonesgirl 7 months ago
Is the bird steve urkal?
oct456 8 months ago
gawd i had this movie XD
skrolli99 8 months ago
Y'Know Considering Disney ripped of Kimba. We have a Rip off..OF A RIP OFF.
feh2 8 months ago
@feh2 Honestly, as much as I dislike what Disney has done with some of the stuff they do, I have to say, if you do research, The Lion King is not a rip off of Kimba. Like most of Disney's other movies, it is based on folklore and fairy tale.
AviDoro 8 months ago
@AviDoro But what about all the shot-for-shot copies? Those can't be coincidences.
JumpykangLC 7 months ago
@JumpykangLC You'd be surprised. But do not forget that Disney was friends with Kimba's creator and they shared stories with one another and Disney was even going to do a Kimba story.
AviDoro 3 months ago
@AviDoro It's loosely based on Hamlet.
CrimsonComms 3 months ago
@CrimsonComms I know. As well as stories of Moses and David I think they said
AviDoro 3 months ago
I feel nauseous.
xRequiem666 8 months ago
LMFAO OMG This is the worst animation EVER.
volcanolover 8 months ago in playlist Crimes Against Animation 3
What the hell kind of name is Robin for a lion? Does he have a brother called Batman???
TheBatmanSmells 9 months ago 2
is it me, or does the panther sound a lot like alan rickman
MentlSpaz 9 months ago
So a panther fucked a gorilla?
messenger360 9 months ago
Cocaine is one helluva drug
tsukiko5678 9 months ago
WTF
drakonimetal 9 months ago
I cannot believe that this was even ALLOWED to be made....
Chimier 10 months ago 3
00:51 - "And... it was the... ... *random pause* ... animals owed it to little Robin's cleverness." Man, it was like he forgot what he was saying, and then started a new sentence, hoping it would fit!
DKCplayer 10 months ago
"First we need a voulenteer..." EHEHEHEHEHE!
Kelarre653 10 months ago
OH SHi.....
AmstradExin 10 months ago
This is horrifying.
smaakjeks 11 months ago
1:57
I don't blame him for growling at that annoying ass bird. If you can call that a growl...
MrTodd623 11 months ago
Dundee that idiot, he ate the ball.
Talanthe 11 months ago
1:40 WHAT WAS THAT
creepsrus 11 months ago
HAHAHA what kind of voice is that?? of the bird??
Angelwings121 1 year ago
that cub has no nose..or a really weird rubbish nose.
Mixxan 1 year ago
Walkthrough: Don't Die IRL and you win.
coffeeishappiness 1 year ago 3
I still like how all the work goes into their logo
onlykafei 1 year ago
The pride lands long lost relative they cast far away out of shame.
Pooky1991 1 year ago
are you kidding me?
MrApocalisse 1 year ago
That bird's voice gets on my last nerve.
CharlestonChica 1 year ago
I've lost all my respect for the Lion king franchise. Dx
OtakuEmma 1 year ago
This movie is "The Room" of animated features.
Hethrin 1 year ago
@Hethrin Actually the Room is actually So Bad Its Good and fun to make fun of. This is just pure horribleXD
Pooky1991 1 year ago
It's it a mix of The Lion King, The Jungle Book and Tarzan?
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
How did this video get 100 likes? Is this movie so bad that it's good like Plan 9 From Outer Space? lol
AdonaiYeshuaFan777 1 year ago
2:12 Baloo?
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
That small lion has a human nose.
vef444 1 year ago
But still their phoenix logo is sooooooooo hot!
vef444 1 year ago
*0:39- What the fuck are these things? Gophers? Dogs? Goofy's love childreny between Chip n' Dale??
*0:47- Considering there wasn't a panther in the Disney version, I guess not! 8D
*2:22- OH GOLLY GEE! I had no idea there were BEARS in Africa!
*3:06- This is what happens when you get furries to write the script.
*3:12- Such fluid animation! I can't tell that they're backtracking with his movements at ALL!
DarknessbUnnie 1 year ago
No tense backgroundmusic
Ericzeppe 1 year ago
Rechanged:
Retarded born remake of the lion king
ColorzBox 1 year ago
A bear.
In Africa.
Yeah.
CygnusMedia 1 year ago 23
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK NOW!
jakethetank99 1 year ago 11
my best freind has got this on VHS (in German) and this is so EPIC!! :D
punkmetalgrindcore92 1 year ago
Lets play with our ball!
-kick-
Fuck you Dundee.
mybruisedarm 1 year ago 4
7:30 Kala
WhiteLionness 1 year ago
Hahah, I want this game, I have no idea why.. I guess cuz it looks so crappy that it's hilarious.
WhiteLionness 1 year ago
What...the....fu** ....Im so emotionaly repulsed and destroyed inside I feel like I just got gang raped by furries.
SunderedMoon 1 year ago 2
"You remember the black panther who gained power in the jungle"
No, no I don't actually
Kristanni20X6 1 year ago
the tarzan things are on here too?wth
thepaesesai 1 year ago
the lines are terrible....and acting is terrible.A girly voice for simba and she sounds like that man girl person off of 12 ounce mouse.
thepaesesai 1 year ago
the cover has nothing to do with the actual 'movie'
Degorth 1 year ago
why does the cub sound like a woman?!?!?!
LaHuerca 1 year ago
They really like having irrelevant characters narrating random parts of the story.
masterstghm 1 year ago
This is the most horrendous tripe I've ever seen. The people who made this must be the most epic trolls in the world... There's no way someone could be serious and release something this terrible.
HolyOnna 1 year ago 4
@HolyOnna
germans.
ThePsychotropicFox 1 year ago
The Warner Bros. Version was made this Year with Jason Mardsen as Robin, Susan Silo as Kenu, Jim Balushi as Dundee, Kevin Micheal Richards as King Rise and Guartz the elephant, Tim Curry as Drake The Panther and Steve Jay Blum as Kowek the Gorilla.
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
7:58 that's what they say about mexicans.
nusua 1 year ago
the cgi animation at the beginning was better done than the whole movie xDDD
FallenDevilNO 1 year ago
Is the main menu picture not from the story of the Lion and the Mouse? lol :P
PaulAnt2008 1 year ago
I lolled on 7:08! ROFLMAO!
kefje19 1 year ago
I wish they had the crow narrate this, then everyone could laugh at the comments, lol!
Jazzman7893 1 year ago
Oh man, I forgot how these all used one actor for most of the voices.
ZeldaDD 1 year ago 3
Remember son, as a carnivorous lion it is your job to protect the animals of the kingdom because of our strange lack of a need for food and the ability to build complex government.
narrowedeyes 1 year ago 30
@narrowedeyes :)))))))))))))))))))))
vef444 1 year ago
@narrowedeyes
Its the Circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffe!
Wait, no it isn't. This is just shit. :|
DarknessbUnnie 7 months ago 2
What use do diamonds have to monkeys?
Delta4845 1 year ago 6
"and nobody need be afraid of him anymore." wow, what kind of sentence stucture is that? i'm sure that nobody from Phoenix Games graduated high school at the time, bunch of losers making this ripoff is what we need...i'm glad we can see what a complete pile of FAIL looks like!!
rawrvintageisclassic 1 year ago
Words can't describe how shitty this "thing" is. :/
CourageNFaith 1 year ago 2
I nearly overran you? what does that mean? lol this is awsome:) eat simba eat!!! who else is he suppose to be eat?
rasteely 1 year ago 2
Ymm... The cartoons characters are good, but I wish an animation didn't takes a lot of time... But someone who did it has good intentions, didn't he?:D
DalPolPictures 1 year ago
That lion cub is robin.
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
This is hell.
phocjame 1 year ago 3
I love it, It has Animals they Used in Lion King and Jungle Book.
MrCrashlover679 1 year ago
@MrCrashlover679
you're being sarcastic right? This is a piece of crap
dragonfanatic7 1 year ago
dat synth pop.
HoukaiAmplifier1 1 year ago
My reactions while watching this:
What in the...
lol...
lol...
ROFL THIS IS SO DANG FUNNY
PKrockin 1 year ago
My IQ just decreased... duuuuur....
Mantlegen 1 year ago 4
What the heck is this
RavenUmbreon 1 year ago
Okay...what the fuck?
1:46 -Why is the king angry that his son, a LION, is HUNTING other animals?
2: 22 -Why is there a BEAR in Africa?
3:07 -HE'S ON TWO LEGS NOW?!
6:35- NYA...
6:50 -And in comes the Tarzan rips
DarknessbUnnie 1 year ago 27
What the fuck is this?
903153 1 year ago
my ears! my eyes!
..... 5 stars
runn1ng 1 year ago 2
Ugh...why??
Absolkit 1 year ago
Why are animals mining for diamonds?
demonicagent 1 year ago 3
For you dumb grandma at the supermarket
Tacom4ster 1 year ago
RIPOFFFF
Headbanger142 1 year ago
this is weird. what lion names his cub "robin" ? and why is there a girl playing the voice of a boy lion cub? this is weird.
hunterjumper9799 1 year ago
It's weird but at least better than how that cub was voiced in Animal Soccer World.
MegamanNG 1 year ago
i never saw animal soccer world vidoe, nor do i want to. XD
hunterjumper9799 1 year ago
noo my eyes my eyes
gallianorl 1 year ago
I'm just being bombarded by horrible lines here. I don't even know where to begin...
WhiteLycanXII 2 years ago
My only question is this: How much acid did it take?
TehNoun 2 years ago 4
What a fake! After watching this, I think I'm going to watch all three REAL Lion King movies, then beat my two REAL Lion King games, then play the REAL Lion King soundtrack just to forget about this monstrosity.
ChevyJoe57 2 years ago 4
diddo i cant stand to watch this
MrDANstudios 2 years ago
I can't even watch more than a few seconds.
wikiporno 2 years ago
1:38 Lol at how the crocodile runs.
Kuhneghetz 2 years ago 3
Will give you nightmares for sure....
ThaGangstaTeletubbi 2 years ago
In the words of Nostalgia Critic, I feel RAPED by this.
pickleband 2 years ago
Come on Dundee, lets play with our balls...
disciple1313x 2 years ago
lol, Zazu thing is Lois.
eatmyfumes 2 years ago 3
Who buys stuff like this?
Like seriously, what's the market for it?
DonZabu 2 years ago 5
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VerySourLemon 1 year ago
Why are the vultures from The Jungle Book in this?
Shadowhog 2 years ago 6
I *still* can't believe that I wasted some of my money on this...
schoolfilmer 2 years ago 4
this is some funny shit when youre high
andressmickaof 2 years ago 5
Best dialog ever?
The looping question at 8:02 really got me
boomjrcomedy 2 years ago
That bear reminds me of the one from Harvey Birdman...
>.> ...
Sasorri 2 years ago 2
I haven't seen this one before.
BUT I HAVE seen a German language ripoff, "Der Konig die Tiere" (basically the german title of the thing), but I can't find any information on it. As it is, it was so poorly animated that it made this look good. Oh well, it was still amusing.
InvisibleSandwichTM 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is so bad it's good.
pockypurse 2 years ago
6:28 - Too bad he doesn't have an "EHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHE!" laugh this time. =(
Mippish 2 years ago 5
Robin? Did the old King name his other son "Batman", then? = P
RobotwarsKing 2 years ago
dingo pictures? more like dingus pictures
dynamicdragon13 2 years ago 8
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VerySourLemon 2 years ago
Looks like the same animals from Animal Soccer World... =P
Mippish 2 years ago
How....PATHETIC! Who's the f***wad who made this??? They should be sued!
disciple1313x 2 years ago 20
not sued, just put out of their missery
worst part is, they're still developing games
steffen60 2 years ago
@steffen60
O[ ]O Dear God...surely they aren't making money off this...
disciple1313x 2 years ago
go to their website
just google Phoenix games
they are also planning to start making ps3 games...
qoute from website: "We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months"
they even have a release calendar, with games coming here in january
steffen60 2 years ago
*dies* Nuu....you can't be serious...America can't allow shit in their FYE and EB Games stores...this is blasphemy...THIS IS MADNESS!
disciple1313x 2 years ago
no, its just very shitty games
steffen60 2 years ago
so.... wait... "Simba", can't hunt, because... their his subjects? FUCK that! He's a fucking cub, what kind of pussy animal would be scared of a cub??? Geez... also, horrible animation, horrible voices, and awful overall. It canot be unseen.
In the words of the Nerd, "What were they thinking???"
destenydevil666 2 years ago 14
oh and never mind that if he didn't hunt he wouldn't take his place in the circle of life uuuugggghhhh
demonicagent 1 year ago
lion king rip off
smpman100 2 years ago 3
i have this on ps1
huskygirl13 2 years ago
2:00 Is that... ...Steve Urkel?
unlimitedtrash27 2 years ago 2
Dude I'm serious, I think that is him O.o He did Sonic's voice in the Disney series they might have used him for this. Hilarious.
UltraTurboJack 2 years ago
Great, A ripoff of a ripoff
Coolwonder11 2 years ago 27
@Coolwonder11 what did Lion King rip-off?
nusua 1 year ago
@nusua Kimba (also known as Jungle Emporer Leo)
Kristanni20X6 1 year ago
@Coolwonder11 yeah,i know the kimba thing.
mattiathekaiju 1 year ago
this video is hard to watch
its that awful
GamerUntouch 2 years ago 3
3:12 that coconut kinda defies the laws of physics.
dolores49 2 years ago
Hahaha, the music kicks ass. Elton John's got nothing on these killer synthesizer beats.
Deffie 2 years ago 10
I know this was originally in German , and it's VERY low budget, but this English dub is ludicrous. Did they use Babel Fish to write it?
Did they pay the voice actors with cases of cheap rotgut wine?
archer1949 2 years ago 7
Even the Code Monkey's logo looks terrible.
They can't get anything right.
MajorCOW 2 years ago
They deveoped Turrican for the Megadrive, PCEngine and Gameboy .
and the universal soldier game with the same engine.
Most likley the only big earner they ever made.
EssJay00 2 years ago
Yeah, I remember the evil panther! What was his name - Stretchmark?
Also bears in Africa. Animals looking for diamonds. Dundee. Kala ripoff.
And that's just part one.
Lord have mercy.
iamnotaneurologist 2 years ago 8
Don't forget that lions apparently live in the jungle now.
Deffie 2 years ago 7
HUHUHUH YOU LITTLE BABY
dinoman96 2 years ago 2
The animation in these 'games' makes Titanic Animated look like a Hayao Miyazaki film.
Mushroomking1967 2 years ago 8
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VerySourLemon 2 years ago
Hell yes
disciple1313x 2 years ago
i'm expecting a sonic recolour to just sorta wander in here
HiMyNameIsRoxi 2 years ago 3
This looks like a crappy flash movie.
I feel sick.
Sarato 2 years ago 3
how did disney not know about this?
emonerd826 2 years ago
The title and story is tweaked just enough to avoid copyright infringement while still having grandparents who read the title and think it's your favorite movie...
IPunchaUInTheFace 2 years ago 17
I would absolutely LOVE for the Angry Video Game Nerd to review this.
KeijiDragon 2 years ago 2
He wouldn't survive
HyperSonicXtreme 2 years ago
That would make it more funny then.
KeijiDragon 2 years ago
From my previous comment, did you know Walt Disney inspired Osamu Tezuka? Without Walt Disney's existence we wouldn't have Osamu Tezuka doing Astroboy or Kimba The White Lion.
HyperSonicXtreme 2 years ago
actually, Disney ripped off Kimba. That's why they named him Simba. look it up.
emonerd826 2 years ago
Uh I know that already
HyperSonicXtreme 2 years ago
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Fleefles 2 years ago
very true...but the creator of Kimba and disney were friends and often had talked about producing a film version of kimba together.
littlesongbird1 2 years ago
That is very true...and disney was in turn inspired by osamu..I think when the two were still alive, osamu and disney had talked at length about disney doing kimba as a feature film.
littlesongbird1 2 years ago
AND CHATTERING WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
The crocodile's voice completely wrecks my shit.
Sethep1 2 years ago 2
"Zazu": It's not so simple as that. After all, I'm *unintelligible gibberish*
"Mufasa": *vaguely angry face*
MidnightMidna 2 years ago 4
the funniest shit i HAVE EVER SEEN
pieprzol 2 years ago
0:35 such a seamless animation loop!
God, did they ad lib this whole thing?
BoxOwatta 2 years ago
What is it with them saying the line "Rubbish" in each cartoon? Also, that crocodile is from the Dinosaur adventure. Not to mention their voice actors(or lack there of), have no range at all.
10191927 2 years ago
NOT EVEN THE POPE CAN FORGIVE THIS
calloduty7 2 years ago 8
That kinda makes me sick to see this....
RebirthTwins193 2 years ago
1:19-1:25
"What's for lunch?"
IT'S HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!!!!!!!
VerySourLemon 2 years ago 4
Bears don't live in africa and neither do panthers. Panthers live in South America.
And what would animals wan with diamonds anyway?
Dragonbelle64 2 years ago 7