30 Second Vegetarian Nightmare - Chicken Minced Meat - (Retro Soviet Ad from 1986)

[BowserKoopaFTW]

surreal



[Funnycreature17]

Эта реклама меня пугает.

[MrOutPsycho]

hmmmm chicken and spaghetti with salsa

[555bigman555]

mikä vitun juttu toi nyt oli : kan-k-aanaakanaa kanaa, hac lihaa, kanaa kanaakanaa hac lihaa...

[mrsmariailp]

kana kana kana kana nightmare!!

[FrozenFourthSeason]

It's like something out of a nightmare... the music, droning chorus, and that chicken.... ugh....

[Nostalgico80]

Kana... kana... nightmare!

[cribpointcritter]

I dont understand why they didnt leave the chickens whole and enjoy a nice bit of roast chook, rather than grinding them down to some very odd mush.

[HarryPotter87]

Does "kana" mean "chicken"?

[videodavix]

@HarryPotter87 Yes, in Estonian

[putkiaario]

@HarryPotter87 and in Finland. We Finns go to estonia and buy cheap beer and liguor and we almost speak the same language (:

[Spriggangirl]

So scary, I don't even wanna think about it. TTwTT

[orgonetrail]

This is utterly bizarre.

[indigochild79]

Kana, kana, kana , kana hakk liha!!

[sheiksubra]

i seriously almost cried

[TheErgob]

meat, good. Need more meat.

[Manimal347]

This video would serve as fantastic moral reinforcement to anorexics everywhere. In fact, I think I've figured out *why* this was produced. No, not to boost demand. Au contraire, to slaughter it. I'll take a gander that demand for potted chicken meat byproduct was really high that year, while the supply was, like everything else, rapidly atrophying. What a better way to reduce demand to barter value.

[RhinoG123]

@Manimal347 I was thinking the exact same thing!

[laurierchick11]

if this had been in English it might have been more motivating.

[oazeje12358]

freakin soviet estonians...creepy as hell

[pritspriidik]

I'm estonian and this is funny even for me.

[NuustikCat]

As Seen on Raywji kodulehel

MIKS SEE UUDISTES POLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azotos]

Did anyone else notice Harry Egypt (!) dvd at the end??

[skateboy05]

That's so not Russian....

[PurpleSoulstice]

@skateboy05 It's an old estonia advert but it was a former part of soviet russia.

[RandomVideo1234567]

in soviet russia chickens frie u 

[jlethridge1]

In Soviet Russia, chicken processes you!

[nfazio62293]

chickens would eat us if they could

[MitsosMitsoulas]

This is what flashes before the chicken's eyes just before they get slaughtered.

[thrupinholestars]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken.

[apek4ever2]

im hungry now

[tekubus]

Look DELICIOUS! I want to spead my seed all over 0:17

[alcoholicferrets]

Very creepy "jingle".

[Mattgt128]

who else is hungry?

[BadBloodwillout]

yikes.

I'm not a vegetarian, I eat my meat. But I cannot eat minced meat of any kind, the concept is disgusting. First of all, you have no idea what the meat is, it could be the unfriendly beggar down the street. No, thank you.

[geminirat84]

This video is making me hungry...

[EroticbananaFilms]

SUOMEA? FINNISH?

[TonicMike]

I can't tell if it's a promotion of meat or if they're trying to ward us away from it.

[yerk3]

What is it with late soviet-era pop culture and horribly dissonant music?

[tekubus]

@yerk3 It was govenment controlled and they intentionally did not want pop jingles. There is A LOT of psychological power in a catchy song.

[ITakeYourFood]

@yerk3 The shoemaker & the musician were forced to change positions because everyone is equal in Soviet Russia.

[FlackoWeasel]

Näeb suht õudusreklaamina välja :D

[McNabSodom]

KANA-hakkliha

[prettiep]

that was disturbing

[billybuzy]

galagala ha neihao (sounds like mandarin..)

[DevinTClark]

Delicious.

[perogie34]

Sweeney Todd, anyone?

[TheEsotericDesi]

Actually processed food in all countries is shit...

[quasitoad]

Thank god i was born in 1989

[panterands]

"kana, kana, kana..."

[ihmemies2]

They actually speak finnish in this commercial :P

"chickens, chickens, meat meat"

[kerragez]

@ihmemies2 They speak Estonian

[Tvaaranen]

@kerragez what ever.. the message is same in finnish.. :)

[neutronsareawesome]

I'm hungry now. Fuck vegetables!

[StasDerkach]

psychedelic

[tokyokurisu]

creepy yet intriguing. something out of "1984". that chicken is sending out some subliminal message.

[42prolly]

YOU KILLED ME!

[iamzafkiel]

Hello, I'm vegetarian! Let me see that vid...

OH MY...

[jjvictor66]

brainwashing USSR coldwar chicken shit

[TheHellcat999]

The music sounds like something from a bad porn video

[Joakinwtun]

This commercial is psycho! I love it!! :DDD

Congrats Harry Egipt, you're awesome!!!

[Laramas]

I am now afraid to eat chicken.

[sapphirerose666]

Who did the music, it rocks!

[TheScientist0000000]

Wait, you can buy cubes of chicken, like we buy sticks of butter?

[munster2012]

I dunno about you guys, but I really fucking want chicken now.

[krusokat]

GONA GONA GONA GONA HOP IHA

[alexnzxVersion2]

Most vegetarians eat chicken

[moocowtoyou]

@alexnzxVersion2 that is ridiculous, most vegetarians wont even touch fish, much less so birds, esp w the type of treatment most mass produced chicken endures. who told you something so stupid and why did you buy it? vegetarians and Hindus arent equal you know......

some vegetarians will eat dairy and egg products but not necessarily. vegans dont touch anything that is animal produced. some vegans even exclude honey from their diet. please just wikipedia this shit ok.

[HauntedMusicBox]

@alexnzxVersion2 ...no...if you eat chicken you're not a vegetarian. You can still call yourself one, but you won't be.

[nefandix]

In soviet russia ads watch you!

[catASHtrophe168]

PETA has found themselves a powerful weapon to turn the entire civilization into vegetarians.

[mcpartridgeboy]

its like a sureal japanese ad hahahaha so wierd

[isokessu]

@mcpartridgeboy Well kana means something in Japanese too. Btw I heard that this commercial was made without reason because Soviet Union forced Estonia to use all of their "advertisement making money" or something :/ so they just had to make these crazy commercials, it didn't matter to Russians that did somebody actually buy the products or not xD

[moocowtoyou]

@isokessu you heard wrong. thats idiotic, esp considering the year was 1986. history. its good to know some of it before talking shit

[isobodari1]

kanaa kanaa lihaa lihaa ha ha kanaa kanaa lihaa lihaa ha ha kanaa kanaa lihaa lihaa  ha

[VincentMichael207]

This is chilling, macabre and freaky. I feel like it was created to brainwash people.

[tinytina789]

A bit like what it comes out like anyways.

[Salty123123]

Omnomnomnom

[HalfAssPictures]

the most annoying commercial in the world

[k1a2n3e41]

I'm a meat eater and i found this disturbing :/

[Classicre]

holy shit this would give you a bad trip now wouldnt it

[Irrenmann]

Scariest 39 seconds on YouTube, man

[SMGJohn]

KGB TORTURE!

[knotheadusc]

Creepy!

[petejt]

this is terrifying...

[prlad85]

Oh My God, it would be hilarious if Family Guy made fun of this.

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[EvilUrago]

Nightmare Fuel.

[grisbandet]

That eerie music - as if the film wasn't scary enough!

[TRASE666]

Get the full collection on DVD? OH SHIT RUN

[JqmmXDXD]

this commercial is very old , like it was on tv very long time ago.

[Obama90]

In Soviet Russia, Chicken fries you!

[kalasnikov47]

@Obama90: Is there always one guy on every video who has to say "In Soviet Russia..."?

[MaoiMeowi2]

@kalasnikov47 There is always (at least) one dumbass, so yes.

[kruz200]

i am living in estonia and i can understand:

Kana, kana, hakkliha....

[CoolConejo]

i fucking love meat, i pretend im a T-REX when im eating chicken and stuff.

[hapanue]

im afraid of it x.x

[Akhiloth]

I was a carnivore

no longer

[Genenku]

@Akhiloth So you only ate meat? Never vegetables? Try OMNIVORE you dumbass.

[Akhiloth]

@Genenku Hey, dude.. Let's not start a flamewar over a little mistake. Sorry.

[jimday666]

mmmmmm chicken

[LeeBaoRen]

firstly.......what language is that in this video...so bloody annoying! LOL!

[Hobu123]

@LeeBaoRen

Estonian

[LeeliaL]

@LeeBaoRen its estonian language

[oscar5100]

i dont get it :(

[mzwere1]

For me the best thing about this ad are the girls. Love the two nicely dressed 80s ladies. Great hair too. Yes a time when women actually looked like women and not the "things" they are now.

[suijingotamin]

A work of genius. I need to buy this DVD.

[nervchemnitz]

Kana kana kana hakkliha!

[eksiarvamus]

Why do people have a problem with this commercial? :D

I mean, it's just meat - everybody knows how it'smade..

[MarmaladeMonster]

lol, scary

I saw a thing on TV about how they made hot dogs, and it was like that:

they take all the parts of different animals, melt them together to make a meat pudding that's pink, mold it, then squirt it with water, and voila, a hot dog made out of tortured animals...

If you arent a veggie, just so you know, thos little whit chunks in hot dogs are eye balls :(

[moocowtoyou]

@MarmaladeMonster hahahaahhaa...eyeballs... those little white chunks are sinew, cartilage and fat.... LMFAO eyeballs... god not very clever are we... eyeballs dont resolidify if popped. or you want to tell us that they boil the eyeballs before grinding them into the pink goo? like poaching eggs eh? oooh boy....

[oodoodanoo]

I wonder if they play this over and over in the slaughterhouse.

[catASHtrophe168]

@oodoodanoo my friend, you have introduced our minds into meaty, mental, mortal hell.

[mcpartridgeboy]

@oodoodanoo thats an interesting image

[musicadict100]

wow chicken is the only meat i eat...now i am full vegan

[SaraBelleKitty]

I'm never, ever, eating chicken again.

[nrdesign1991]

@SaraBelleKitty why not

[acetylator]

It looks like a horror film. Actually, very scary, creepy.

[Krokozyabra]

OM NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

[eallik]

never could think of chicken minced meat without throwing up after having seen this...

[nrdesign1991]

@eallik why?

[Aerovos]

That looks delicious , yummy all that mince.

[soco13466]

Yechh. No American company would have survived this ad.

[lovegun001]

Makes me so hungry...cook it up!

[hyperprogressive]

wow

[xxZero09xx]

uhhh when i saw this nothing was in the vid, except a black screen with annotations LOL

[Morrigayne]

Seems a bit to me as if the director had too much or not enough of his medication

[b0licious30]

The CIA should use this as an interrogation technique.

[NealTheRealDeal]

yummy, annoying music though

[millionthmonkeymusic]

Haha...Harry Egipt sounds like a pornstar name.

[linnamuuf]

@millionthmonkeymusic

This commercial is like a low budget porn movie also XD

[cessnaoneeightytwo]

EAR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GeronKizan]

What the heck are those bumpy things they put on the chicken? MARSHMALLOWS?!?

[Hobu123]

@GeronKizan

Bread crumbs

[tsaffu]

@GeronKizan onion i think.

[Ossadawn]

Are you sure this wasn't some kind of psychological torture video that was played repeatedly into the ears of polician prisoners? More than 5 minutes of this would break me :o

[blarson12]

When is see this Kana commercial, it makes me want to go to the can. Especially when i see the meat grinder part.

[jorgensikk]

The dvd is a collection of Soviet era commercials

[053bss]

Could have done without the subs.

[GraspingReality]

this commercial makes me horny for chicken

[moviemaker1004]

this is my worst nightmare ever !!!

[cingramaol]

Well, now we know why the Soviet Union fell.  This doesn't necessarily make me want to buy the Chicken Minced Meat, but I must say that the two young ladies in the commercial (particularly the blonde) are quite scrumptious.

[RealCheeseOnly]

gross

[Mariliiiis]

Well yes, this is horrible :D

Good that i live in Tallinn :D

[Spoonarithm]

I like how the advert for the DVD is so awful compared to the actual advert.

[cmteamigo]

ahahaha... parece q tem mensagem subliminar! ahahha

[raakarolle]

Can't get enough of Harry Egipt's commercials. Awesome stuff. The dvd was a great buy :)

[blarson12]

Now i know why the Russians drink so much vodka.

[blarson12]

Damn right. You would think that mankind can find better sources of protein besides animals.

[Teinyhr]

Meat is tasty tasty murder.

[blarson12]

It's only murder if it's against the law to kill chickens. It's a human need like sex and there for not illegal.

[EndlessChris]

Even the Soviet Union wasn't immune from Yoko Ono's influence. Damn her!

[prlad85]

This might be the most frightening commercial ever. It's like their chanting and the music is disturbing too.

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[sashoukaDisney]

*runs to store to buy chicken burgers*

[blarson12]

Yes but thats fast food not a home cooked meal. This Kana shit is not fast food.

[thebigventure]

lol. this is great

[HelloEmyy]

I am not vegetarian but it just looks like they're trying to hypnotise people.

[prlad85]

God, this ad was so disturbing!

Have a great week! Puerto Rican Love from New York City!

[7Lycosa7]

i just had the BEST steak for dinner and my breath couldn't smell better. I'm glad I'm not a vegan

[HelloEmyy]

.  sick ...

[blahhhblahvideo]

This is sick.

[blarson12]

Yes i agree. These eastern pigs need to stop making that shit. Then again they could be making it because they know no one in the west would eat that shit.

[Sigurddrugis94]

This is like a crazy brain wash commercial! You will love mashed chicken!! LOVE LOVE!!

Crazy...

[earthacademy]

another reason to be Vegetarian. Why do people insist on digesting garbage substances in the name of gluttony and barbaric pychopathy? Like Edison said, only savages slaughter animals.

[leborico]

human eats animals for thousands of year.

it always been like that.

it's food.

this is how the world works.

open your eyes.

[blarson12]

Yes but we are also part animal, we just are smarter that's all.

[kunoichii]

This makes me equal parts hungry and terrified. Thank you.

[jb0177]

Why does every one think this is Russian??

It's Estonian.

BTW this is the same shit they put in McNuggets, eat up!!