Best of Lucille Bluth

[JessT2K7]

What's spanish for "I know you speak English?"

[MrCdm0048]

Gene Parmesan is the best xD

[HLTMY]

Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.

[jmn1228]

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English" LMAO!!!

[ElspethAlistair]

Lucille Bluth's blood runs in her alcohol

[jastoneify]

WHORE!!!

[elesjuan13]

Yeah cause everybody loves the Jews

[ShearsOfAtropos]

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order...

[GuitarGirl2000]

Lucille is definitely my favourite character on AD. She is beyond hilarious, and she has the best laugh ever. Behind her would be Tobias, Lindsay and Gob.

[mistermurse]

The eye rolls are perfect.

[TheViolinist64]

The musty old claptrap quote isn't here either...but still, you got most of my favorites.

[ObiTeninch]

Mallory Archer, before her time at ISIS...

[Tactual]

@ObiTeninch Hey that is her! :O

[13lackfriday]

can someone explain the "her" jokes?...all they did was confuse me.

[sxybeest52]

LOLOL "I have the afternoon free!"

"Oh, did 'nothing' cancel?"

[NatsuFatsu]

Mallory Archer <3

[StealthMaster86]

2:49

"Oh, Was your mother here?"

[takatakatang]

best Lucille moment is:

"Screw you, granny!"

Lucille: You couldn't handle it!

[Crumphorn]

'Everyone's laughing! And riding! And cornholing!'

Just thinking that line makes me burst out laughing.

[VelvetKate]

thank god they've got my brands here

[sugarmagnoliaaa]

she might be one of the best tv characters ever

[sugarmagnoliaaa]

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

[smckay87]

"I'd like a vodka tonic please"

[AlienCow6991]

Aww why doesnt anyone like GOB Dx ;n; haha

[BobbiaTheMessiah]

Chchchchch *awkward hug* ... "What's happening?"

[littleboyblueballs23]

I don't understand the question, and i WON'T respond.

[ProfessorStiles]

No bully ever was.

[beatleslennon220]

I love THAT BITCH!

[smckay87]

hahahahaha omg her face at 4:04

[beatleslennon220]

1:24 is my favorite haha buster <3

[Nitruix]

no godzilla huff/laugh? :(

[Aberinkulas]

The look she gives Annyong at 8:00, ... the best scene in TV history

[hc304able]

the part "you're my third least favorite child." then Michael pauses then says "...fair enough" lol that's all I needed to hear lol thanks!

[iamcornholiothegreat]

"It his glasses...it make him look like a lizard..."

[ShearsOfAtropos]

that.. BITCH!

What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English'...?

TAKE IT BACK! IF I WANTED SOMETHING YOUR THUMB TOUCHED I'D EAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR EAR!!

fantastic fantastic

[escencedes]

Lucille Bluth is my role model.

[Gleekfanz]

What's the name of the episode/season when Lucille is air quoting whilst holding her gin martini? Please & Thank you! 3.02

[youthdecay411]

@Gleekfanz Season 2 episode 10 - Ready, Aim, Marry. "You've got to stop quoting while you drink."

[Gleekfanz]

@youthdecay411 Thank you so much! :D

[dcar4225]

Great vid but the BEST Lucille moment isn't there. It was when she was in a Conjugal trailer at the prison waiting for George to come out for a shag and she said to Michael, "I'd love to cry dear, but I can't spare the moisture". Absolute Lucille Gold!

[notonedrum]

@dcar4225 Agreed. When I rewatched it this year, I had to pause it to have a break. It was perfectly setup and received

[maccorf]

@dcar4225 Right on, my other vote for best might be when she beats what she thinks is Buster in bed snoring with a metal pole, but realizes its just pillows: "That was a freebie." Also I think that's the first time they use that line.

[Eflatmajor7sharp11]

She is brilliant.

[MrSugarslam]

that BITCH



[PoopyPantyPoop]

Awww you didn't get the Alpaca Scene from the series finale

[kobimzr]

...and a piece of toast.

[rainbowspit1]

get me a vodka rocks...mom its breakfast...and a piece of toast 

[FoundATruth]

The writers,The Actors,and the Director Ron Howard were ahead of their time..

when this T.V. Show Air... this is why it was canceled.. not enough smart viewers

to bring the ratings higher.

[IzzDuckie]

"First I blow him. Then I poke him."

[Floovf]

Haha, that face she makes when she's going through Lupe's bag.

[carozox]

I was laughing subtly at all of these until "She doesn't even HAVE a house!" 

[MrSpemat]

I liked the one where Lucille was off her medication and it flash backed to 1994...

[Urtehnoes]

God, I don't know how I lived before I saw this show. I actually never saw when it was on TV, I saw it on the Guide, but I never actually watched it. Oh jesus, this is so hilarious! I loved the door close at 1:55! What I would have loved in this montage, would have been to add when she came in after they were all mocking godzilla and she started laughing and they all go "cut it out!" SO funny oh my god

[anujgoalie]

"I have the afternoon free"

"Really. Did 'nothing' cancel??" LOL

[downhomesunset]

Epic door close at 1:55

[b3stk4cp3r]

She was the best in AD : )

[jenzeppelin]

i love the final clip... the song...popping the balloons... "mama's lettin' loose" lol lol

[MH5]

Is the newly-Jewish guy in the yarmulke in prison Len Trexler from Archer?!

[Tails137]

"They don't let you have bees in here."

[DWTS416]

What show is this from?

[Starmie]

@DWTS416 Arrested Development. The absolute best show ever created starring the funniest lady in the Biz. They renewed this show for another season 6 years later coming out next year

[EnderoIF]

@DWTS416 Arrested Development

[delfunkster]

poor Gob...

[kiplinggorilla]

6:48 "No bully ever was."

[MisteRadioNerd]

flawless queen

[sagganuts18]

I just notice the part where she claps like a loose seal lol

[danceshimmyshake12]

that BITCH! Favorite scene

[patsmcgee408]

Her, Buster, Tobias, and GOB are the best! fuckin love the show, and looking forward to the return!

[AwesomePictures]

It's safe to say that she's the best character.

[solesurvivor5]

I never got the "LIVE" part, was that like an inside joke?

[youthdecay411]

@solesurvivor5 It's part of the episode S.O.B.S, where they basically take every television stunt for ratings and parody it, including 3D, killing off a character, and doing a live episode.

[solesurvivor5]

@youthdecay411 Ah yes it makes sense, I remeber the 3D opart as well and didn't get it till now, who'd they killed off?

[ViciousMiller]

She says this to the waiter whose thumb is on the glass.

"Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your EAR!"

[franmaxarg]

4:13 loovee that moment!

[l1fty]

"...and I think she's going for a power grab, that BITCH!"

Always makes me laugh

[dmbull22]

The funniest female sitcom character ever.

[jdbabyv3]

hands down my second favorite character behind Tobias. I love this woman ^_^

[lostfan73]

Only Lucille should do winking.

[ShearsOfAtropos]

"What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English" lol, pissing myself

[rapier25]

17 seconds in. Fantastic.

[tetsuyayamatashi]

"Shoes on, mister! Shoes on!—He's out of control."

[cmauffray1]

oh AND

Lucille:

I’m talking about the fact that my “friend,” Lucille Austero, bought our company, and I think she’s going for a power grab— that bitch!

Michael:

You’re not at home, Mom. She doesn’t live next door when you’re here.

bahahaha oh i love lucille so much

[cmauffray1]

my favorite Lucille moment/quote:

[after Lucille gives Maeby a jeweled elephant brooch that Lindsay was supposed to inherit]

Lindsay: That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. Ma. You know I wanted that.

Lucille: I know. But it's an elephant and I didn't want to invite the comparison.

lmao

[downhomesunset]

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair...

[TheDrYes]

SHE WAS MADE FOR ARCHER FROM THIS ROLE

[downhomesunset]

What are you doing with Mother's Rapehorn?

[waterbagel]

1:14

looks like a penis holding the bluth sign up

you can't unsee it

[willcwhite]

Jessica Walter - a magnificent performer.

[Brenanaification]

1:53-1:57 Best Lucille reaction of all time.

[davedaddy1290]

"...and I want the whole family to be there!"

"We're havin' a party??"

"No."

[TheHouseOffice]

8:12 my anticipated reaction when I watch the AD movie.

[macmacma]

it just makes me want to... SET MYSELF ON FIRE

[HanzSygnal]

facial expression at 6:25

[sneekz07]

Legend.

[Koolkitties]

Gotta stop quoting while you drink

[wwaarrddy]

Lucille is simply sublime, she has the best facial expressions I've ever seen.

[yolo1998]

oh man, 1:55, 6:25, 8:00 - friggin' hilarious!!!! She has the best facial expressions..

[cerzule]

Where's the part where she's walking around the parking garage drunk and slams into a concrete pillar? One of the best little scenes! Jessica Walter deserves a hundred Emmys for this show!

[Stylz2012]

Where's the juice?! BRING MY SON THE JUICE!!

[bakerstreetbookworm]

"The winking eye alcohol suggestion" My favorite lucille moment!

[foxxyshot]

@bakerstreetbookworm mine too lol :) classic.

[whatamunter]

FAVOURITE line ever "Get rid of the seaward,"

Lucille "I'll leave when I'm good and ready." I remember when I first saw that on the actual show. I missed the next 5 minutes for laughing lma

[tetsuyayamatashi]

This is pretty fantastic collection, but unfortunately the only way to to truly have a "best of" Lucille is so include every scene she appears in in all three seasons.

[morgantown1]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!

[jweb1314]

Greatest character in television history. Ok...maybe tied with Karen Walker.

[peter1592]

THANK GOD IT'S COMING BACK! THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK GOD

[tyrehoward]

That BITCH!!!

[bclaire92]

Lucille is my favorite character...after Gob.

[Wickedfanatic2345]

SHOES ON MISTER! SHOES ON!!!!!

...

He's out of control...

[bonnie04]

I love Lucille's dislike for Gob. Always cracks me up seeing Gob all vulnerable and upset when rebuffed by her!

[aujeimune]

Great list, but ohh you are missing the best lucille quote ever::

(waiter brings her drink by the pool) IF I WANTED SOMETHING YOUR FINGER TOUCHED I WOULD EAT THE INSIDE OF YOUR EAR!!!

[lovelee182]

the drunk quoting is my favorite..lmao

[Judill]

One of my favorite characters on a TV series EVER.

[WingsTM]

ROOMBA!

[Lthrfce1]

Best character on the show, hands down.

[monarchymade]

so good, but my favorite lucille quote isn't in here! at the latin american daytime emmys...

lucille "oh you're so sweet, i'm just here to support you. you're the one who's alone and likely to stay that way, my husband's just a phone call away."

lucille 2: "that's one call per day isn't it? gee, i'd like to think he'd save that for his lawyer..."

"at least he's in prison, not a urn."

ahhh! love her so much.

[psykomyko730]

"And you ride around with everyone else. Going on bike rides, making cornholes. Everyone is laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster"

One of my favorite Lucille quotes, lol.

[seeyoshirun]

Three things from Lucille that I'd like to add to the list of great moments:

"I have one word for you, Lindsay: sleeves."

While in rehab, to Michael after she told him she was drunk when he was conceived:

"So if alcohol's the reason I'm here, I've got news for you: it's the reason you're here, too."

And that bit where she got drunk and passed out at a Bluth company meeting.

[so53190]

She was made in a cup...like soup.

[youthdecay411]

@so53190 That might be my favorite clip of dialogue. 'How do you like them eggrolls, Mr. Goldstone?'

[so53190]

@youthdecay411 IT'S COMING BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON AORUBNHGOAUBFVjbd!!!!!!

[dogpad5]

go watch a Star War

[cautionthisissparta]

STERLING MALORY ARCHER!

[ItsaNonsense]

This show would've worked on NBC. Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office. They have enough smart comedies on there.

[strappinggermanlad]

Her character lives on through Archer at least :)

[oxnerd]

My favorite is when she is in the car and an orange seller comes to her window and she pepper sprays him.

[WeArePianosa]

The only bit missing that I can recall is "MAYBE I'LL GET A SON WHO WILL EAT HIS COTTAGE CHEESE" from when they adopt Annyong

[toffeeapple7]

This is fantastic. I love you for making this

[FairsleyDifference]

5:05 - Gob's boat is called "The C-Word", which in itself is among my favorite jokes of the series.

[tetsuyayamatashi]

@FairsleyDifference GOB's boat is actually called "The Seaward". It was only changed to "The C-Word" in the last episode as a gag to return the joke.

[Laurini6]

4:03

Im going to cry.

[takatakatang]

one of the best lucille quotes:

SCREW YOU GRANNY!!

YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT!!

[simplystatic]

5:00 how the FUCK does she wink like that!

[DrewVran]

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing, except Buster.

[ShamelessMcBundy]

WHORE!

[cheetahbenreturns]

"Here's some money, go see a star war."

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That BITCH!!!

[Haneluca]

I just lose it at drunk Lucille quoting

[mcorozco]

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[MrAndreaskullmann]

I never knew so much bitch could make me so happy.