Ode To Onions & Unicorns

[HotaruMimiuchi]

ROFL! After all these years, this is still one of my favorite youtube videos. This song just randomly came into my head the other day and I just had to watch it again. <3

[7ren7rud7]

this is still my all time favorite video. (: 

[MrJensface]

yep.................

[musicvideos3333]

I can't stop watching this video, it's so funny!!!! :D

[pimplywimp]

@musicvideos3333 thankyou for watching it!!!!

[gnarloharlo7]

i love love love this video. i have liked it since it has been up on youtube. :) its great :)

[NightmareX22X]

i wanna cut off my feet and grow hooves.... O.O

[breakbodyholdbones]

this is ur funniest video , because wen u start to play u just start crying and say THAT SUUUUCKED" me and my friends say that ALLL the time

[snarfeck]

this is still my favorite video on youtube.

"i have some good news.. the bad news isn't so bad.. well actually it is kind of bad."

cracks me up every time.

rental girlfriend. hahahaha. "thank you, dad.. i love you. i love you." hahahaha.

ok i'm done quoting. sorry i just had to show my appreciation!!!

[AmarettoKramer]

OMG! You should send a tape in to the SNL staff. They need some new ideas.

[yixiazi]

"That felt good" I may have broken a rib laughing. How insensitive of me!

[shigurgay]

AHHH HAHAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY

hahah "when you cut the onions it also makes you cry, and thats about one of the only things that makes me happy" hahhahahah

and i luv the way you were like "i love you " hahhahahah your face was priceless

hahah you have a nice voice

[chrisafreak]

lmao awesome dude were do u come up with this stuff??? lmao im so emo it burns wen i poo ooo ooo lmao ur my hero lol

[rerez777]

This video has been my favorite so far.

It's dramatic in a funny kind of way.

I love it!

=]]

[petejt]

this should be referenced on Wikipedia as an example of "emo"

[pimplywimp]

it should. send it in :)

[dirtyutahn]

lol

[punky098]

You look like your on fucking meth.

but omfgosh good job!

[iliketohugnoobs]

lol this is a perfect immatation of those emo faggs =]

[7Row7enn7]

It's not right to make jest of human suffering..

[af69wr]

lol elax its a joke! and its inertaining!

[petejt]

stop whining

[killerchaosxx]

lmao im gunna cry cuz of the choking part :[[

:D

[RoyEmpleo]

SUBSCRIBED! FUCK EMO!

[BluePudding]

lol, I love it, you did it again.

[deathbysexyness]

love the voice.

[shadowalberto2]

never tired of seen this one

[babajadze]

I'm so emo it burns when i poo xDDD hilarious :DD

[beccaf14]

hahaha omg!! that is freakin hilarious

[michellehp5]

what's your name?

[FAMOUS729]

my god i'm dying

thats the best thing i've ever seen haha

[s3dd0n2007]

WTF DUDE strangling ur self :s and rofl at ur dad getting a prostitute :P

[KnockEmOut123]

haha.....loved it!!!

[lulustarfire]

DUDE! me and my friends cant stop singing"im so emo. it burns when i pooop" its our saying now!

[rainboy85]

you make a scarrrry emo

great vid

[Krystyny99]

i have to agree...

creepy! =)

[SweetSugarBullies]

WHERES THE ONIONS!!!!  gimme the onions!!!

[DarkFlakes]

wtf O__o

[lectricangel1]

hey stud emo looks great on you...plz make another video!

[stonerkev]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[OMGitsChristy]

lol dude yer freekin awesome

i luff emoness

ur wikked kewl

[12invaders2]

lol thats funny crap the gud thing is u relly arnet emo :)

[Candyflufgirl]

hahaha THE emo Look Looks good on you! :) hhahaha :)

[SuperYukiFanGirl]

Lol.

[XieMas]

Duuude... You're ugly.

And stupid.

[Kagumon]

I think he is cute *chu*

[ryanlabelle]

um i kinda wanna no that chord progression for that song at the end lmao haha

[rockermanguy]

HAHAHAHAH im so emo it burns when i poop lmao!!!

[BabyKakes4265]

I LOVE U NEMO!

[fabtabulousjo]

i want this on itunes!!!

YOU'RE MY HERO!!!!!

[Kurt22murdered]

lol funny nigga..funny

[Twinklettuce]

"my dad bought me a prostitute..like a rental" LOL this is some serioisly funny shit!!!lol

[musiqueroyale]

hahha

"that felt good"

[powerball6]

ghhahhahaha a rental girlfriend - an AWESOME idea !!! The perfect solution 4 every guy... ;p They should open videostores where U could rent both a movie and a babe to watch it with ya and frolic afterwards. Then U would take them back ;p

[musiqueroyale]

ahah PERFECT.

nice job.

[Raitodemon]

i love it haha

[LavenderBeth]

8 boxes of tissues. Wow..........

[DonnovanSlipknot]

ahuhauahauhauahuahauhauahuahau­hahuuh.... U are the man xD... Rock U \m/

[Gisellebeauty08]

Haha! This is even funnier than the first one! i cant stop laughing!

[LavenderBeth]

Maker of this video! Please add me as a friend!!!

[loyda]

you go through 8 boxes of tissues a week!! for what do you need those tissues? ;) *perv laugh* its cool you are left handed...left handed ppl rock

[LavenderBeth]

I'm not really Emo. I'm Punk. But most of my friends are Emo. The rest are Punk and nerds

[LavenderBeth]

Well I'm Mostly Emo. So I'm (part)Emo-Punk

[pittiHamsterfutter]

...I LoVe iT....iT's fantastic!

[badfh]

AHHAHA!! BUTT SEX MOAN!!! HAHAHAH

[LavenderBeth]

That's nice

[LavenderBeth]

Hey ur cool! I wanted to say that and add me as a friend!!! (please!)

[LavenderBeth]

This guy is sad/pathetic. But at least he's sorta Emo. I think Idk but he gives Emo a bad name. Nemo. I actually have a shirt that says "finding Emo" it's cool

[xtafffy]

LOVE the lyrics to the end song. hilarious.

[cristina1232]

You sound and act so gay——oh, wait!! Right, you're Emo!! LOL Goodie.

[LavenderBeth]

haha. All Emo people aren't gay alot are bi tho. so you don't have to insult them

[loyda]

what the hell!?!? is there any difference?!?!

[cristina1232]

I suppose he thinks so. LOL "Bisexuals ARE NOT gay...they're just confused people who try anything out first to figure out what they like". Amazing!! Sounds 'gayer' than 'gay'. I just hate when people believe themselves as 'gay' or 'bi' in order to be part of something...and for a fashion it's tragic. =P

[MeloEmo]

I love you

[MeloEmo]

Could anyone tell me the difference between an Emo Kid and Goth Kid, As I am very Confused and I will hurt myself.

[LavenderBeth]

Well by reputation Goth people are darker and not just emotional. For one thing it's short for emotional but it's also a music genre. It's like Pop and Punks hot kid. Also it's a style I love and live for emo. There's emo clothes and almost all emo guys were a thing called "guyliner" (guy eye liner). Emo girls wear it too. (this was written to a friend who had no idea what emo was)

[MeloEmo]

Thank you so much for responding. love you.

[LavenderBeth]

You're welcome. You seem very nice.

[katierockstarbaby]

your good at pretending to choke. lol

[khoshabalas]

LMAO

people its a friggen joke lol

Im pretty sure no one is that emo lol

[BlazikenMaster]

I actually like this song, bad thing you were sad.

[omgstfuhorrr]

Haha you're really hot.

rofl this is funny

[ILOVEGW210]

so funny! i love all 3 of your emo videos. the best part is when you choke yourself!

[rosyrox]

rofl.

nice. :P

rosalie-xoxo-

[Altacosta]

elijah wood?

[rhacbe]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­.. emo.....(is that a real lip piercing cuz if it is..a lil over the top but it is necessary)

[XxXxXChemicalXxXxX]

Haha I lvoe itt Ryan :P

[xXMyzeriAXx]

aww.i'll be your girlfriend!! <3

[enj01l1f3]

i think i love you. this is amazing stuff man :]

[tork132]

I give you eyeliner and a razorblade as a symbol of my love.

I hope you return my affection. If you don't I shall die, or rather go cry in my room,blast My Chemical Romance, and cut the pain away.

Emo's rule.

</3

[pimplywimp]

thanks for the gift :)

[tork132]

lolz no problem

[numberonephantomphan]

i love you.

simply hilarious.

xD

[xxtatteredxxangelxx]

LMAO! i love this.

[eccentricsimpleton]

LMFAO!

I usually find things like this slightly offensive and ridiculous.. but this is actually quite amusing. n_n

XD And I have a short poem/song, dedicated to onions.. and blenders.. but it isn't at all 'emo'. Hehe. =)

[Heyman612]

LOL!! This is awesome!!

[freakbud69]

One of the funniest things I've seen - thanks!

[gnomesweetgnome]

I DID NOT LEAVE YOU.

[punqpunq]

Im so emo it burns when i poo!

[shazza12]

<3 ur singing! lolz

[colleenisdank]

haha u r so cute when your emo haha i like it....lol do u have a myspace...i would like to talk sometime....ok well write me bach please...i really like all your videos byt the way...especially the naked ones haha jk jk bu i liked em...

[GrungeXxxIsxxXDead]

The sound when you lick that guitar! That makes me laugh so hard! Ghaha X`D

[PunkyPlaymate]

uu' are the best ^^ <333

LOl

[TeamWolves]

me sister is emo

[painpillar]

it's virtually impossible to strangle yourself. you pass out before you choke.

rental prostitute. LOL!

[biker9987]

FUCKIN EMO! die

[sprtn167]

you realise he is an actor.

[GrungeXxxIsxxXDead]

Dude, relax...

It's just a joke...

[cpglerum]

lol ty

[HxCToTheCore]

have you ever thought about becoming actor? xD

ur funny ^^

[starcrosslovers00]

lala

[starcrosslovers00]

that was great.

[zarsa111]

Im glad im not THAT emo! Lol. Good video.

[smokaroka]

im so emo its burnz me when i poo !! LOLL

[mrspresley114]

you are too fyne for emo

[hizzouse73]

omfg do you have hemmoroids?

[Slipfilth666]

lol..ok

[knockoutbebe]

oh gosh.. i watch these emo videos so much.. that my dad can even quote some of them..hAHAHAH

[JainaSolo75]

I love your hair.

[knockoutbebe]

when your choking like hardcore.. then your like crying "that felt good" HAHAHAHA i love it so much

[Sylyom]

SO EMO IT BURNS.

[dfrmgrph]

Hahah you´re great!

[dsuydam7]

looks like your new girl is black

[Slipfilth666]

burns when u poop?...or am i hearing things 8-?

[pimplywimp]

it really does.

[bitchhitter14]

it would be nice if your girlfriend/wife came back

[ZigGYsniZ]

cut the cheese?

[pimplywimp]

that's sudanese for fart,

[AnimalBeauty]

normaly i don't like shit like this but tht was funny mwha -Caz-

[josefkintley]

this is quite funny

:D

prostitute? thats a nice dad..

[CaliGirl619]

Ilike when you say "Thanx dad"! and your mouth turns into an M... clever yet evil

[CaliGirl619]

DUDE! I could watch you forever... did your wife/girlfriend atleast leave her G strings?

[pimplywimp]

hahaha.

[CaliGirl619]

did you say Black Snake Moan? Like that movie...

[pimplywimp]

yep

[CaliGirl619]

you RAWK

[heartofdarkness11]

lmao!

"im so emo it burns when i poo"

lol

[Oopsimaloozer]

Girlfriend/wife? Haha. Emo as an STD. HAHA

[GoogolBass]

cool :)

what a funny parody to mainstream - emos

[CaliGirl619]

Oliver, when did you go EMO?

[TheTasteOfRevenge]

u really really rock. ur one of my favorites xD and im sorry about this wife-thing. o.o i dont see any reason in why she left you.

[weirxpunkxgirl19]

oh my god lmfao, have you ever heard of the emo song, cause if you have i will let you know your funnier then that song! lol, oh and the song (lmao) i would so buy that and listen to it all the time lmao!

[Firnnoviel]

Fan-bloody-tastic. I wonder what an emo on a sugar high'd be like....

[fobwarrior6666]

You are seriousley screwed pretending to be emo

[basslax88]

LMFAO!!

"that suuuUUUuuuuUUUuuuuuUUUUcked!"

"im so emo it burns when i poooooo"

that was phenomenal

[Ede0203]

thats comedy, right? :D

[pimplywimp]

tes :)

[noemigirl86]

hey this is really good!

[cm1315yo]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

[tjcouchtj]

erm... im emo.... but its still funny.. so laugh pplz

[blackgamen]

Why would you be emo.. Thats fucked? to you cut yourself 2?

[KariKCC]

hahahahaha dude thats funny!

[bridy000]

omfg

i loved that

hilarious

[BooshTopGoth]

how funni love it im emo but its funni so laff!  =)

[numbdoll]

I linked this on my site, hope its ok ^_^

[pimplywimp]

yeah it's ok, it's cool thank you :)

[bitchhitter14]

NattyCat13 is a fucking bitch im emo u fucking idiot people could do what ever the fuck they want and ur wrong asshole

[Nattycat13]

Shows how pathetic emos really are. 99% of emos just think they're "depressed" for really stupid reasons, like "My parents don't love me(most of they time DO), My girlfriend/boyfriend left me, I'm gonna go cut myself" Like people who just like the emo STYLE, there's no problem with that, but the whole idea of feeling "emo" is retarded, cuz they dunno how lucky they are, and that they're not starving children without opportunities or education. Anyways, I said love this vid. You're the man. =)

[godsdragon1]

funny shit

[PiratesStoleMyToast]

If you think of yourself as "Emo" good for you just stay the fuck away from me, but if you think of yourself as "Emo" and can't take this video then you're weak. He's obviously meaning this as comedy, and so it should be received as comedy. Comedy is funny not serious...

[ahcraps]

LMFAO. that was darn funny. how the hell do u keep a straight face singing that!

[myluvforuisblind]

dude ur fuckin sexy n ur pretty funny..

[rathowie]

Remember.

Emo rhymes with seamo

which runs a close second to semen, so you're nasty, dude.

[LunarianSenshi]

Oh my god! I laughed so hard!

[deathbysexyness]

i meant,

so... your an emo hater?

ALL emo HATERS should DIE!!!!

[deathbysexyness]

so... does that mean that your an emo hater?

ALL emo HATERS should DIE!!!!

[pyratefuzzysocks]

wow this is hilarious

"I don't cut myself i only cut the cheese" haha genius!

[lilpsychogirl]

dude this kicks ass!!!!

[Raging0can0of0cheese]

hahahaha, really good song too, great job mr.

[Nattycat13]

lmao it's all so true, with the "my parents hate me, my girlfriend left me, i'm gonna go kill myself" kind of thing for emo boys haha btw YAY UNICORNS <3!! I luv your videos, thx for the add.

[kingkong1054]

ok,

if you are an emo- i hate you

if you aren't- why the hell are you pretending? its not funny because emos are stoopid and everyone who is friends with them are going to hell including emos themselves.

(ps - go cut yourself to death)

[HaterzNuker]

Zip it, zer0

[acidstar5831]

it's funny how you called someone else stupid but you spelled it wrong. ha ha, you might be a little idiot hun.

[purpleyorange]

Wtf man? You keep your style, they keep theirs. Right?

F.O.D.

[BlauweStier]

I Hate Emo's!

I Think Its a Funny Video cause i know Ur not Emo!

[billiejoe121]

whats wrong w/emos?

[deathbysexyness]

i dont think there is any thing wrong w/ emos...

and i think if u have a problem with emos u should DIE!!

[billiejoe121]

yea