Jeff Dunham- Achmed the Dead Terrorist- Jingle Bombs

[REALbwGHOST]

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU

[valebeu]

this dude is awesome!!

[Trinkers1]

<3<3<3!!!!



[BlackEagleGaming]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i'd have a dollar.

[delgadomatico]

I'm a muslim and I enjoy it like ya'll too! :)

[angiebieber234]

thats halarious

[artfan13]

OMG GUITAR GUY IS PAPA GATES!!!!!

[mspinkpanther1998]

hey hohohohohoho marr y chrstams back to you okmen.

[roththemage]

i kill u

[ron88norwood]

OH HOLY CRAP, I THINK I BLEW MY FOOT OFF!

[Trininty3000]

jingel bombs

SILENCE night

here comes bin laden

achmed the snowman

o holy hell

[mrichison]

i love will hes geting ready to sing ohhhhhhhhh be quit

[mrichison]

i love will hes geting ready to sing

[superman1987kk]

@ExpertMagic4u why he is a racist? just cus he making funn of binladen and terrorists? jut go and fuck you mother u fuckin asshole. fuckin mother bitch

[piros100]

I KILL YOUU!!!!

[helpfullucas]

You racist Bastad!

[MrJinglejanglejingle]

WOW... Awesome.

[ghost12348]

Hilarious i couldnt stop laughing

[jhab3111]

thank u guitar guy now go backstage and do ur drugs

[thomas3nahinu]

mento video but funny too

[Didiandhissister]

hahahahahah



[paperluigi345]

they also sing grandma got ran over by a camel in other countries

[Noonibella]

His "Achmed" acts are so freakn racist .. he needs to be a bit more moral at some point ... he neednt to use few SPECIFIC words in vain!!... he's talented and all but SCREW THAT!!

[BrianaNicole22]

@Noonibella it's achmed the dead TERRORIST do you really expect it not to be racist? come on now.

[Allencole123]

Maybe in halo lol

[Silveristhebest123]

Oh holy crap! I think I blew my foot off!

[ryanpadre1]

achmed: ohhhh holy crappppppp i think i blew my foot off!

[TheJabbacookies]

You raise us bastard !

[simplygeeks07]

@TheJabbacookies It's Racist smart one...

[talkingwall]

@simplygeeks07 can you explain why you feel it's racist? I'm sort of on the fence myself - but still laughing at it.

[simplygeeks07]

@talkingwall No, I'm not saying the video is racist, althoughit is, but it's an amusing and comedic racism, but he SAYS racist in the video, not aise us like jabbacookies said...that's all :)

[BakaMELTDOWN]

22 terrorist disliked this video because he got shot in ass.

[daxter355]

u racist bastard

[AProMapler]

I'm 10 and I watch this :P

[2Wolfheartwarrior]

LOL im 12 years old and i watch this! XD

[jouetdudestin]

*where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me?* XD

[weinmj]

"Dashing through the sand with a boom straped to my back, i have a nasty plan for Christmis in iraq. I got to check point A, but not to check point B, that's when i got in the ass by the Us millatry. OH jingle booms jingles booms mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgens that Bin Laten promised me? Jingle booms jingle boom US soldgers shot me dead. The only thing that i have left is this towl upon my head!"

[pluuburmouth]

U RASICES BASTURD



[sazzlepop666]

Guitar guy guitar guy,

he dont know he does drugs :L :L :L

[Coldfeet223]

I MEMORISED THIS SONG!!! And my brother was in Afghanastan this year and returned aroun 2 months ago

[Overwatch93]

its there i got shot in the back my the US milit-tary! Hey!

[notonline113]

what song was that at the begining?

[Hoarderify]

oooooo do it again , ooooooo u got it ?? XD

[MountainLost]

whats that songs name again?

[JordyHolland]

Ghehe, SILENCE! night

[omegazero36]

hope your dads doin ok. nice vid :D

[mattb1a1]

fucking crap

[flipmaster5]

I think it would be awsome if Achmed kicked the guitar guy's ass in Halo!

[joshtobinrocks]

dashing through the sand,

with a bomb tied to my back,

I have a nasty plan,

for christmas in iraq,

I got through check point A,

but not through check point B,

and that's when I got shot in the ass,

by the U.S. military!

[arsen824]

silent....i'll kill you

[Mikjikj90210]

This song is fucking great :D ROTFLMFAO

[jeffrey74890]

I used to be a man but every time I caugh thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep fallig off lol one of the best comedian ever!!!!

[1234w00t]

You know that xbox game guitarhero,i'd kick your ass in it. *guitar plays*. Ok,maybe at halo LOL

[lukasevans88]

My friend told me about this so be proud that the word is out and love you're show!!!

[iaszx]

You no that game guiter hero? I kick your ass. Oh wait, maybe at Halo. Lol

[emilythekaratekid]

This is jokes! Lol u rule achmed ;) btw the person who rote those lyrics is completely wrong!!! U need 2 listen 2 the song again or watch the video wiv lyrics!!!

[renesmee08]

Don't worry I didn't even get through checkpoint a?!?!!?!????

[MrCookies1998]

oh holy crap!!!!

[MrCookies1998]

i passed through checkpoint a but not checkpoint b

cause i was shotin the ass!!!!!

[iComment2k9]

but everytime i cough

thanks to uncle sam

my nuts keep falling off!

[TheCandyGirl58]

SILENCE night.

[paralegalgirl1]

how do u put lyrics on the screeen

[wetdogs5678]

lol i love it when he goes I KILL YOU lol XDD

[nicholasN6]

KILLS YOOUS ALLFUK UR MUM

[LastOfAkatsuki]

thank you guitar guy-

now you go do your drugs backstage lmao!

[punkjami14]

SILENCE .. night,...

or i KILL YOU.>!!! hjahahaha

[slamdriver]

:XD:

[xbeansontoastx]

arhh. goin to see him in April :')

[offroaderkid]

@xbeansontoastx u r lucky

[aci224]

funny

[Goalieking30]

SYNs dad woooooooooooooooooo

[p1k444y]

jeff dunham is a LEGEND

[21babette]

......oh holy cRap!!!

....go guitar guy!!

[Nefertiti1972]

Geez man, your lyrics don't make sense, listen to it again CAREFULLY LOL

[TruthfulLiarr]

LMFAO mate you're shit with the lyrics ... listen to it again and do it right ...

[soffie050]

OMFG guitar guy is synyster gates dad from avenged sevenfold OMG LOL

[FatApplesProductions]

@soffie050 synyster gates rules!!! i named my gamertag after him...oh and halo ftw!!

[MultiTHfan]

hahahahha........lol

[Sk8tergal144]

this is hilarious

go jingle bombs

[pk108]

xD

<3 Achmed!

[saijinkai]

@MrEvilLT

Good lord! It hurts to read your post... crap spellings!

[SIXXX1POUNDER]

what guitar is the guitar guy using ?

[GNRJunkie1]

epic farmers tan (Y)

[TheLittlejess1234]

*snickers*

[fenrir218]

"thanks for dressing like crap for my show." LOL

[padresfan365]

"YOU RACIST BASTERD! is that what you think i like?"XD

[eyas7174]

lol

[JamPhi96]

"he dosnt know he do drugs" lol

[akahina666]

best comedian ever!

[JohnAutopsy]

@akahina666 yeah never heard of george carlin then.

[chazsgal]

@akahina666 u r not kidding

[BoudiccaBlanc]

ROTFL.....

[EvilSakuraGirls]

it was a litte funnny but chirsmas not really.

[Apollo978]

Holy crap this is just omgz BBQz WDF?

[jaime022154]

thanks to uncle sam,my nuts keep falling off! haha corney!!!!

[DocChoc777]

best comedian and song ever

[DarkAbsol8811]

I love this song!!!!!!

[christianb572]

U know the xbox game guitar hero? ha i kick your ass!!

(guitur guy thing)

ok maybe at halo

that was loloolololololololooololololol

[ThE805JoKeR]

one of my favorite comedians

[z7z7o0o0]

HAHAHA u race buster ,,,,,, totallly funny as shit???

[TheCandyGirl58]

Lolz, my friend never stops singing this song!!! XD

[Akip25]

1:47 - 2:02 :D

[juliefisher4000]

O Holy Crap gets me every time LOL. I loved this when I saw it live.

[Choffeey]

achmed rocks!!

[madilisous]

you rasest bastard! lololololololololololololololo­l

[scary52]

where are all the virgins that bin ladin promisd me :)

[kelly1494]

My nuts keep falling off mine was about to

[jonas13374]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[mellobloo]

well the americans got their asses kiked in the vietnam war but if chuck norris was in it they would win :P

[trevorjohn9]

no they didnt faggot

[mellobloo]

You americans always like to pick on the lil guys and thats a fact :P besides ww1/ww2....

[omnipepper67]

Ha Ha, funny video...

[cheakeyl101]

mean!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsBeautiful205]

this show is the funniest tv show ever!!!! omg achmed is so funny

[turkogluturk2]

as a muslim,I still think that it is funny:D ahahaha...

[StepDude33]

starts at 2:26

[The00STANG00]

we didnt lose in vietnam we where helpen dumb fuck get yur history straight

[iloveyou587]

lmfao x so fukin hilarious lol :) x

[TheMathearsch]

He´s a genius

[mattb1a1]

@gydzter23 dont be stupid,the SAS would kick ure arse.how come u lost vietnam then,fighting a bunch of peasent farmers?

[liveandletrock864]

@mattb1a1 yea, but we have chuck norris

[506prettylady]

omfg lmfao!! Too funny!!

[crazyphycos101]

cool vid oh and i hope ur dad is all right my uncle is over there to dude thanks

[babyblue27714]

this is hella funney

[Azmah12345]

l0lz

[ntg1994]

aaaaaaammmmmaaaaazzzziiiiinnnn­nnnggggggg!!!!!!!!!! achmed you rock!!!!!!!!

[Dannyboirox]

roflz rite on Jeff Dunham!!

[MrPike98]

luck to your dad

[beastman373]

hes my fav one

[mattb1a1]

dumbass gung ho american warmongering morons

[gydzter23]

too bad us "gung ho american war mongers" would whoop the shit out of any and every country in the world. hell, we could take on any military in the world with just the marines.

[iamamenlala]

@gydzter23

alone? No.

[SkyStar997]

roflmao !

U racist bastard ! =)))))

[Gingababe123]

SILENCE! night lool

[strpower123]

what is the name of the song at 1:35

[ShineeLuver09]

Beginning of this song?? Name??

[LPfan7psn]

@shineeLuver09 you mean the opening? it's breaking the habit, by linkin park

[karoomee100]

ben ladin is cominggg to towwnnnnnnn

[shadowtube567]

I got through check point A... but not through Check point Bee... thats when i got shot in thee ass by the U.S. militaree!

[ELKDUE]

ACHMEEEED (!)

[CanHardlyRead]

Achmed is a Beast...haha

[lol22422]

achmed is da best

[apksdj]

omfg my clasased laught when i showed this vid lol

[guitarjunkieVRON]

LMAO!! i love this! the entire video of this is really funny!!!

[tharanutkin]

lol he dont know he does drugs!!!! oooo i sounds like a car wreck oooooooooo

love achmed xxxxxxx

[MCRismysavior100]

omg this is hilarious

[chess6015]

this is funny

[kaelynluck1]

Ah u rasist bastard. And thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling oooooffff

[MaryamsArrow]

this funny guys

[Petelover25]

Lmfao well after seeing this video it's obvious where synyster gates gets his talent...For those of you who don't know guitar guy is his dad!!

[calin013]

2:16 the best i love this =)))

[arcille969686]

racsite bits

funn vid though

[GottaLoveTheHorrors]

"Ohhhh hoooolllyy craaaap! I thiiink I blew my foooot offff"

ROFLMAO XD

[xDwolfonwizard101]

lol nice song xD

[jordanhelton12]

that is awsome achmed is awsome peanut is too and all the other puppets but that song is so frickin funny

[insertcoolwordhere]

whats the song at the beginning of the video

[Seph21uk]

@insertcoolwordhere

Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit

[MsDragonAsh]

HOLY SHIT THATS FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!!!

[cowboyfarwest]

ooooooooooh did you get it? xD laughing like hell!!

[cheekycharlie03]

Yuo know guitar hero on xbox i kick your ass ok maybe halo l00l

[SifOuVeRsouSs]

Dashing through the saaand With bomb straped to my baaack I have a nasty plaaan For Christmas In Iraq I Got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot In the ass By the US MILI-TA-RYYYYY Ooooo jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mind blew up you seeeee Where are all those virgins That Bin Laden promised meeee Ooooo jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldier shot me deeeaaad The only thing that I have left Is this towel up on my heeeeaaaad

[soloskating]

SILENCE night xD

[eekin19972]

ooorrrrr iiiiiiiiiiii kkkkkkilllllllllllll uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[kiwi1691]

How is this meant to be funny? It is far from it I can assure you.

[Scania4life]

wait are you dad a us army guy or an suicide terrorist

[silentchidori]

@Scania4life If he's being "deployed" to Iraq, you tell me, the taliban are IN iraq already, so obviously he's a soldier of america i presume.

[SHSLittlefoot1457]

lmao

[moster654]

My funny sound like crap for my show.....hahaha.take drugs..mad funny

[443kool]

lol i love achmed!

[mrvampcow]

i hope your dad comes back god bless him

[wndow1932]

The guy who is doing the guitar track (Guitar Guy), is the father of Synyster Gates, Lead Guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold

[ryani543]

BULL SHIT

[Ninitheloveone]

Hahahe , He dont know , he does drugs ! haha

[juliaangela1999]

thank you guitar guy u can go backstage and do ur drugs now!!!! lol that made laugh x]

[olivialaz]

SILENCE! I kill you! LOL

[katierikkisteven]

i <3 this