putangina mo! what im trying to elaborate here is that too many filipinos (those with some inferiority complex) really believe lapu lapu was an arnis master...wrong! this very martial art of ours is not older than 300 yrs! warrior arts have existed in every culture.
arnis is an amagamation of malay, spanish and chinese fighting systems blabla...hence, the similarities between southeastern chinese and southeast asian combat systems. use your brain, less ur pride!
The blade should only be sharpened well, in one small spot. Then, only enough to cut fruit, or soft wood going with the grain to make it appear really sharp, when it's not.
2. When he cuts himself, he's supposed to use the DULL part of the blade.
@ hellwolf882 and Jonathan Bloggs. To make you agree guys why don't you try ??? Not in real, I mean take a really sharped knife, some wet brain and do the test you'll find out if you need to slice or just to press ... By the way don't cheat, yes both of the try would success at least but what's important is to understand what is the easiest ;-) Have fun ...
@yodakungfu i have a simpler way take a knife (a plain knife not a bread knife or anything something like a machete) and squeese the blade with the edge against ur palm or lay the blade on its spine edge side up and pressdown with ur palm (palm only because it will slice ur fingers open) or press a razor blade against ur arm and press hard on the edge (not the point) and as long as you dont have soft skin you will be fine (im not responsible for any injury you attain)
@yodakungfu lol i know but hes not understanding what i have to say :P an axe is for hacking a sword is for slashing if you chop with a sword and the blade dosent slide youll be fine :P (ive smacked myself with my ox tail saber several time only to recive bad bruses) but also be careful a razor can inflict a cut if to much pressure is applied (i did it like 30mins ago) it was to the inside of my fore arm :X i has soft skin in that are
@hellwolf882 I agree with that, in fact I practice Japanese martial arts and so I use some really sharpened katana and it's exact, the cut only goes if you slice the blade. That's why katana cutting is an art and is so hard to master ... Razor blades are different, it's not forged like blades (not the same use, as you can't slide it to shave yourself) ... So I clearly understand you but so on if peope don't understand then let go ;-)
lapu -lapu did believe in his rituals. mind over matter. faith can give unbelievable strength. what they r saying is that it was used by lapu-lapu, they are not discrediting his fighting abilities. I have friends who study chi kung. and i have seen things most people would believe are just superstitions. Like wooden baseball bat being broken on their face. or using chi energy to send electrical impulses, which anyone can experience if they go to a chi kung massage therapist.
@poopysamsquanch i dont belive in chi but i do belive in mind over matter and neurologic electricity and the electro magnetic field that surounds every human (also nick names "aura")
Why would he hit himself if he knew it wouldn't work? That's because he actually believes he's done it. No one would take sharp knife to the arm knowing that it's going right through. Just because it went wrong doesn't mean he can't do it. It wouldn't make sense if he was lying.
@o0OCognizanceO0o its all because he wasent in the right state of mind, If your skin is tense its easier to cut(it also makes it hurt a hell of alot more) and the breathing excersises is to lower is heart rate to help him (which works to) its similar to like the snipers breathing technique,another mistake he made is he came in at an angle so the blade slid across his arm (it is the sliding and sawing motion that causes ANY cut even if it only slides the width of a hair)
dont be so disrespectfull you CAN use breathing to toughen your skin. i seen 2 things wrong 1.he was tense = ur gona gt cut if u tense up ur skin is pulled tight so its easier to slice if tis soft it has cussion even if the knife is razor sharp it wouldent had hurt as bad or gone as deep if he hadent tensed his arm! lol but i think the spirit crap is fake and myth ive seen people put needles through glass and etc but it was because of their ability not some spirit
@JonathanBloggs shut your mouth you snivvling little worm, dont come hear and spread ignorance when you know nothing with the right technique anything is possible "shit dosent work" that is something said by the ignorant and the blind 1.if you relax your skin can soften the impact of an object 2. if th eimpact of a blade is softend so is the cutting force 3.it is not the pressure that cuts it is the slicing i can squees a blade hard but if i dont move my hand vertically alongth edg i wnt get cut
@hellwolf882 Hahahaha cry more faggot. Your parlour trick bullshit is irrelevant and dishonest. You continue to make excuses for something PROVEN to be worthless because you like the idea that you can be superman one day if you train hard enough.
@JonathanBloggs you realize faggot is french for cigarett? Im not going to argue with ur stupid ass ur obviously some 10 year old who thinks he knows everthing people like you are pathetic what makes a blade cut is that when you sharpen it you create ""mountains" and "vallys" in the steel so its like a microsopic saw blade and it is the sliding motion that causes ohh and btw look at surface tenshion and blade sience, etc if you dont belive me, unlike you i know what im talking about
@hellwolf882 Once again everything you just said is irrelevant (and the french cigarette thing is wrong you absolute moron).
No amount of bullshit you continue to spout will stop someone cutting you. The very fact that you argue he 'did it wrong' is indicative of the worthlessness of the 'technique' I may not know everything but i know a damn site more than you about everything.
@JonathanBloggs ur an idiot and it saddens me "i know a damn site more than you about everything" speak english please i dont understand and ou can belive what you will as they say if you fear something you will find a way to get rid of that fear dismiss it as fake or destroy it, that is the sick way of the 21st century but i have nothing more to say to you its obvious you wont listen to reason and see the truth so i will allow you to stay blind
@hellwolf882 Maybe if you could read you'd understand. Once again all that shit is irrelevant. Gently pressing a knife against your skin isn't the same as someone hitting you with a machete.
You're an idiot and everything you believe is wrong.
I bet you believe bruce lee would win modern MMA as well
@JonathanBloggs ur an idiot i never said gently, and another thing bruce lee could destory any mma fighter, drop ur fan boy bull shit. bruce was a master of several martial arts and ur little mma fighters cant even get up after theyve been pinned on their back, when they are pinned its like "ohh im scared to get hit ima hide behind my guard" thats idiotic if ur on the ground you ATTACK you dont hide like a snivvling little whelp! you FIGHT! and all mma fighters do is hide
wait...I....no sorry I've got to laugh again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You pathetic nerd, living in your fantasy world about how your LARPing is TEH ULTIMATE FIGHTING ART.
Only one thing matters when debating which art is best - proof. Find me some proof that 'any' TMArtist could beat any MMArtist. You can't, because none exists. On the other hand I can find you hundreds of videos of traditionals getting pwnd
@JonathanBloggs your an idiot for 2 reasons 1. what the fuck does LARP stand for? 2.Im the nerd yet you spent the time to reply to my message and start this argument and 3.show me videos of a decent master rank traditional martial arts student who is beat by some mma fool
Bruce lee was a master of wing stun, shotokan and others martial arts that focus on destroying the limbs of ur oponent yet the mma fighters can barly pull off an armbar and the other mma fighter cant figure a way out
@hellwolf882 No sorry the burden of proof rests on you. But just to school you a bit find and watch the early UFCs (1-5ish) and see EVERY traditional martial artist get beaten by grapplers or street fighters.
Of course you'll say that these weren't 'true masters' or somesuch excuse because you rely on myths to back up your moronic claims
@JonathanBloggs again show me these videos fool and stop being an idiot and pull ur head out of ur ass what were the masters rank? names? and style? if its some TQD dont even bother i refuse to see TQD as a martial art take a wing stun master or a master of hungar and put him against an mma fighter the mma fighter will loose 90% of the time im not going to argue with you anymore, Your one of the fools who refuse to see the light
I feel sorry for him hopefully he learned his lesson, Filipinos and Thais are generally very superstitious believing in amulets and rituals etc to protect them against blades even bullets hm...
@BanglishBoy Well he did get the machete sharpened specially for this time. I assume he intends to pull the blade back at the very last instant and this may work with an unsharpened machete. Needs more 'gob' at the start imo.
Never heard of this clown... maybe there is such a thing as this, if hes this "popular" and confident maybe so... his Kali movements are really strange though... any one in Pekiti Tersia could whoop his ass...
yati ra, di ni tinuod oy. ge yaga yagaan lang ninyo ang escrima dah. FYI this is not true, there were no claims that people did this in ancient times. sorry!
well i do think you would laugh at any misfortune occurring on others. it defines a small mind or rather somebody immature and unconditionally attuned to gain and profit. nice knowing you.
and i do believe this is a stupid comment from somebody not totally informed of what happened and the events leading to it. at least you had the courage to comment. i recall that courage was always the fool's answer to wisdom. nice knowing you.
Not really Mr high and mighty. Courage : The state or quality of mind or spirit that enables one to face danger, fear, or vicissitudes with self-possession, confidence, and resolution; bravery. I don't claim to be a wise man, but I do believe I posses a reasonable amount of common sense though. I would rather be a courageous fool than a wise coward. I could live with foolish, but a coward.... You can keep you "Wisdom" as you call it. You voted for Obama didn't you?!?!?
i will agree with you on three points. of courage, i have already stated you have it. of my having wisdom, you did state it. of you being a courageous fool but a fool nonetheless since you are insistent i will also agree.
I will disagree with you on some points. Of wisdom, I did not say you had it, only your self worshiping version of it. O f me being a fool, I did not state it, you did. I only pointed out my preference, if the choice had to be made between being a courageous fool or a wise coward, I will chose the courageous fool. The reason being is, Wisdom will come from experience, but courage is a character trait. By placing one in opposition to another or as an excuse for the lack of the other is false.
i love it.laughed so much what a muppet.sharp blade against skin =cut arm.bullshit excuse first time in 1000 times it happened.and the band played belive it if you like!!!
Napasobra lang ata ang acting nya.tinatablan siya kasi nadaan nya ang talim sa lupa o di kaya'y nalagyan ng katas ng papaya (kahit anumang likido)ang kanyang punyal na ipinagbabawal sa ritwal ng cabal. Yan lamang po ang aking pananaw.
too much belief in superstition... I am an arnisador and a proud filipino but I don't think Lapu-lapu used this stupid warrior ritual that they claim to know. Lapu-lapu and his men won not because of some vodoo stuff. They won because they have experience in battle and they were a solid group. Stop believing in this vodoo shit, you'll just kill yourself.
I doubt the SPanish cnquistadrs just stood around waiting for LapuLapu to do spit water & do these silly-ass dances just so they can cut his arm off anyway. Seriously, even IF someone can actually resist a sharp blade, if they can't do it at the drop of a hat then it is not practical nor battle effective, it's just moot. But in this case, it's neither.
"magellan was mortally wounded by an arrow in his thigh"
LOL, sounds a little too reminiscent of the story of Achilles getting mortally wounded by an arrow in his heel, eh?
But yeah, that's what I read, that all the sword/fencing stuff they tout today as "genuine filipino martial arts" didn't develop until AFTER the spanish arrived and showed them how to make REAL weapons instead of just pointy sticks.
Well, damn. Maybe we can change that if WE make video mixing some myth with facts without distinguishing between the two and then get it aired on the BBC and...
oh... right...
Oh, well. All the same just as long as people don't know any better and remain ignorant.
@spartanwarrior1 what do you want to elaborate? It was you the westerners or Spaniards who invented arnis? Then why do you westerners and Spaniards go to Cebu to train in Arnis? Why arnis did not exist in the west prior to the 1950's? FUCK YOU!!!!!!
They were big timed out numbered. I think it was 85 men in armor some with guns, some with crossbows, some with pole axe, some with swords vs I do not remember I think 3000 or 2000 natives...
I think about 50 Spearmen, 50 pike men, 300 halberdiers, 25 gunners, 50 crossbow men, 50 archers, and 250 foot knights with pole axes, bill, and swords, would have won fighting the 2000 or 3000 or even 5000 Natives...
you are definitely right... the guys in europe is better equipped those times. but still that doesn't change the fact of magellan being dumb. he got arrogant, he and his men paid for that price. worse some of them got poisoned afterwards for raping the natives. putting that aside our warriors were acknowledged by muslims and even the chinese themselves. i don't think they are something that should be underestimated. i also don't think those numbers are sufficient against the moros in the south
you are overestimating knight. 2000 or 3000 natives, these natives are even feared even by muslims and the chinese themselves. you can find accounts that these natives are found "unrivaled" in sea and in land. those 2000 or 3000 cannot just be defeated by just hundreds of knights as you mentioned burdened with their armor. please take note in the geography and the climate. plus i doubt of the knight's effectiveness in fighting in the jungles.
these natives are also experts in fighting in the jungles. take your knights in the jungles and let's see how they get their asses thrashed. the spanish used their divide and conquer tactics that's why they won not only by brute force when they came.
@pcekeep Lol! how can those knights in their armor who moved like robots beat those jungle warriors who fight like mad dogs and are experts in fighting at sea and land? One thing is sure, Magellan and his men are IDIOTS who didn't accept the assistance offered by Chieftain Humabon and his men, and he is forever Lapu lapu;s BITCH!!!
@255Knights That 2000/3000 natives faced by Magellan and his men are plain BS! Pigafetta was just making up for their losses. The census conducted by the Spaniards in 1580, the whole of Cebu island only had a total population of 3,500 Indians. So how can Lapu-lapu a chieftain of the the small island of Mactan gather more than a thousand warriors in 1521? One thing is for sure, Magellan and his men are IDIOTS who didn't accept the assistance offered by Chieftain Humabon and his men!
hehehe. He did not know what my warrior ancestors always say. "RESPECT THE BLADE". This is a living proof that the chinese chi is not true when it comes to slashing of blades. Kali is pure and simple application of logic. Imagine A machete slashing a hard metal pipe. It may not cut the pipe but it will show some damage where some steel will be chipped-off. What more if you do it even against the hardest of human flesh? RESPECT THE BLADE.
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you seemingly know nada about chi and chinese martial arts! didn`t your ancestor tell you that arnis/escrima derived from ancient chinese martial arts brought by chinese immigrants from hokkien province? take a look at the trapping stuff that resembles wing chun and think twice. many a pinoy are ignorant about their roots.
yes i seem not to know anything bout chi. One thing i know is that when you chop ur arms in a slashing motion, ur chi does not work. Try it for youself. Oh by the way check out youtube and see for yourself how it was exposed as a fraud. As for me i prefer using my 1911 over blades. It has been my reliable buddy for the past 13 years. Bugok!
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another victim that fell victim to a phenomenon simply called ignorance!even a 1911 can get stuck. get some proper understanding of chi which to me is the concept of life force.
Ur chi cant stop a bullet. I said my 1911 is reliable for 13 yrs it never fails me that is how i killed two criminals kid. Real fights, real life! get your self a real life and join the police force and youll know... don't believe in too much movies...Kid! other wise if you don't believe in it get a katana and try slashing yourself and use your chi against it and post it here.
Once again another person that cannot harness the chi the way its supposed to be.This guy had no ability,even though chi is real,but this certainly wasn't someone who's capable of demonstrating its amazing effects.If anything the host looks like he's trying real hard to hold back a laugh,the entire time he tries to help the poor man out. XD
Hey Bay, you should go over there with your "knives" and call him an idiot and you can try it and kill yourself. He could have had his arm cut off and your laughing, it didn't cut his arm off, which could have happenened, which might make this "myth" true.
Fuckin' hilarious xD !!! That guy was nearly cutting his arm off. Don't play with the knives, my mom was allways telling me this, but i was just laughing those words until this day. My mom was right, don't play with the knives dude xD.
Yeah he's too nervous. Unlike when you're in fight, when you're perfectly calm. What an idiot. If this stuff was real it would change the world of physics and win someone a nobel. But no it's self-delusion nonsense.
fail. dumbass, this is just an acting number, as you can see no chi has been cultivated. If you wanna do something like this i recomend Hard Chi Kong and Ichinching
Chi is not a Concept limited to China, it actually began in India with Yoga. Wiki Bodhidharma, and then find out about the seven Chakras. It is actually all magic.
putangina mo! what im trying to elaborate here is that too many filipinos (those with some inferiority complex) really believe lapu lapu was an arnis master...wrong! this very martial art of ours is not older than 300 yrs! warrior arts have existed in every culture.
arnis is an amagamation of malay, spanish and chinese fighting systems blabla...hence, the similarities between southeastern chinese and southeast asian combat systems. use your brain, less ur pride!
spartanwarrior1 4 weeks ago
He was actually performing the Blood Compact between Sikatuna and Legaspi, not the Lapu-lapu ritual.
abusabaya1925 1 month ago
I was there on location when this went down. The part where he died of his wounds was edited out.
mrfood1 1 month ago
haha hilarious...
OpenERP1 1 month ago
aguy noy! xD
plus24seven 4 months ago
ooooh
ReptilianSobe 4 months ago
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Very very foolish
igordog 4 months ago
Here is what I think he did wrong.
The blade should only be sharpened well, in one small spot. Then, only enough to cut fruit, or soft wood going with the grain to make it appear really sharp, when it's not.
2. When he cuts himself, he's supposed to use the DULL part of the blade.
RoyalDragonusa 5 months ago
red pecan e is a good name for him, he is a bloody nut. hope he didnt get hurt all to bad. poor guy.
Krayzjason 6 months ago
red pecan e is a good name for him, he is a bloody nut.
Krayzjason 6 months ago
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dongbaii 6 months ago
haahaa LOL epic fail!
skentax 7 months ago
@ hellwolf882 and Jonathan Bloggs. To make you agree guys why don't you try ??? Not in real, I mean take a really sharped knife, some wet brain and do the test you'll find out if you need to slice or just to press ... By the way don't cheat, yes both of the try would success at least but what's important is to understand what is the easiest ;-) Have fun ...
yodakungfu 7 months ago
@yodakungfu i have a simpler way take a knife (a plain knife not a bread knife or anything something like a machete) and squeese the blade with the edge against ur palm or lay the blade on its spine edge side up and pressdown with ur palm (palm only because it will slice ur fingers open) or press a razor blade against ur arm and press hard on the edge (not the point) and as long as you dont have soft skin you will be fine (im not responsible for any injury you attain)
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 Thank for the tip but btw I use to play with sharpened blades and I know how it cuts, it was just to help ...
yodakungfu 7 months ago
@yodakungfu lol i know but hes not understanding what i have to say :P an axe is for hacking a sword is for slashing if you chop with a sword and the blade dosent slide youll be fine :P (ive smacked myself with my ox tail saber several time only to recive bad bruses) but also be careful a razor can inflict a cut if to much pressure is applied (i did it like 30mins ago) it was to the inside of my fore arm :X i has soft skin in that are
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 I agree with that, in fact I practice Japanese martial arts and so I use some really sharpened katana and it's exact, the cut only goes if you slice the blade. That's why katana cutting is an art and is so hard to master ... Razor blades are different, it's not forged like blades (not the same use, as you can't slide it to shave yourself) ... So I clearly understand you but so on if peope don't understand then let go ;-)
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WaltonFowler 8 months ago
lapu -lapu did believe in his rituals. mind over matter. faith can give unbelievable strength. what they r saying is that it was used by lapu-lapu, they are not discrediting his fighting abilities. I have friends who study chi kung. and i have seen things most people would believe are just superstitions. Like wooden baseball bat being broken on their face. or using chi energy to send electrical impulses, which anyone can experience if they go to a chi kung massage therapist.
poopysamsquanch 8 months ago
@poopysamsquanch i dont belive in chi but i do belive in mind over matter and neurologic electricity and the electro magnetic field that surounds every human (also nick names "aura")
hellwolf882 7 months ago
Cool magic trick, bro!
thrashkwan 8 months ago
1:52 "it's uhhh specially sharpened for the show" ..... 3:41 "wtf wtf why am i bleeding" .....
cainedbutabel 9 months ago 9
He definitely believed he could do it, nobody just goes on a TV show to make a fool of themselves on purpose
bndctus 9 months ago
He actually sounded surprised that he hurt himself
ABC132Acd 9 months ago
Hahahahaha!!! Shit man, would of been epic to see it go through his arm like the tree. "It's only a flesh wound".
Riverboy1986 10 months ago
Why would he hit himself if he knew it wouldn't work? That's because he actually believes he's done it. No one would take sharp knife to the arm knowing that it's going right through. Just because it went wrong doesn't mean he can't do it. It wouldn't make sense if he was lying.
o0OCognizanceO0o 10 months ago
@o0OCognizanceO0o its all because he wasent in the right state of mind, If your skin is tense its easier to cut(it also makes it hurt a hell of alot more) and the breathing excersises is to lower is heart rate to help him (which works to) its similar to like the snipers breathing technique,another mistake he made is he came in at an angle so the blade slid across his arm (it is the sliding and sawing motion that causes ANY cut even if it only slides the width of a hair)
hellwolf882 7 months ago
haha stupid fuck
ay1k 11 months ago
a eso se llama fe ciega(y estuopida=
pipex280 11 months ago
estoryaheee.... gago kah.... boang pagyud...
vlancer 11 months ago
ha ha i remember this show. God damn it, this stuff cleared a lot of bullshit I believed in for me.
LatestUFOSightings 11 months ago
i hate it when people glamorize things. Lapu-lapu is a brave warrior and should not be portrayed as a nutjob.
gagatep450 1 year ago
he should claim compensation for the bad water and salt messing up his ritual.
HamedTD 1 year ago
Hahaha gago! One stupid bald muthafucka! Gago talaga mga tao na ganyan dapat patayin!
andrtaker 1 year ago
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ericsantiago011 1 year ago
dont be so disrespectfull you CAN use breathing to toughen your skin. i seen 2 things wrong 1.he was tense = ur gona gt cut if u tense up ur skin is pulled tight so its easier to slice if tis soft it has cussion even if the knife is razor sharp it wouldent had hurt as bad or gone as deep if he hadent tensed his arm! lol but i think the spirit crap is fake and myth ive seen people put needles through glass and etc but it was because of their ability not some spirit
hellwolf882 1 year ago
@hellwolf882 You're a gullible moron. In the face of proof that this shit doesn't work you still make excuses.
JonathanBloggs 11 months ago
@JonathanBloggs shut your mouth you snivvling little worm, dont come hear and spread ignorance when you know nothing with the right technique anything is possible "shit dosent work" that is something said by the ignorant and the blind 1.if you relax your skin can soften the impact of an object 2. if th eimpact of a blade is softend so is the cutting force 3.it is not the pressure that cuts it is the slicing i can squees a blade hard but if i dont move my hand vertically alongth edg i wnt get cut
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 Hahahaha cry more faggot. Your parlour trick bullshit is irrelevant and dishonest. You continue to make excuses for something PROVEN to be worthless because you like the idea that you can be superman one day if you train hard enough.
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
@JonathanBloggs you realize faggot is french for cigarett? Im not going to argue with ur stupid ass ur obviously some 10 year old who thinks he knows everthing people like you are pathetic what makes a blade cut is that when you sharpen it you create ""mountains" and "vallys" in the steel so its like a microsopic saw blade and it is the sliding motion that causes ohh and btw look at surface tenshion and blade sience, etc if you dont belive me, unlike you i know what im talking about
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 Once again everything you just said is irrelevant (and the french cigarette thing is wrong you absolute moron).
No amount of bullshit you continue to spout will stop someone cutting you. The very fact that you argue he 'did it wrong' is indicative of the worthlessness of the 'technique' I may not know everything but i know a damn site more than you about everything.
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
@JonathanBloggs ur an idiot and it saddens me "i know a damn site more than you about everything" speak english please i dont understand and ou can belive what you will as they say if you fear something you will find a way to get rid of that fear dismiss it as fake or destroy it, that is the sick way of the 21st century but i have nothing more to say to you its obvious you wont listen to reason and see the truth so i will allow you to stay blind
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 Maybe if you could read you'd understand. Once again all that shit is irrelevant. Gently pressing a knife against your skin isn't the same as someone hitting you with a machete.
You're an idiot and everything you believe is wrong.
I bet you believe bruce lee would win modern MMA as well
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
@JonathanBloggs ur an idiot i never said gently, and another thing bruce lee could destory any mma fighter, drop ur fan boy bull shit. bruce was a master of several martial arts and ur little mma fighters cant even get up after theyve been pinned on their back, when they are pinned its like "ohh im scared to get hit ima hide behind my guard" thats idiotic if ur on the ground you ATTACK you dont hide like a snivvling little whelp! you FIGHT! and all mma fighters do is hide
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait...I....no sorry I've got to laugh again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You pathetic nerd, living in your fantasy world about how your LARPing is TEH ULTIMATE FIGHTING ART.
Only one thing matters when debating which art is best - proof. Find me some proof that 'any' TMArtist could beat any MMArtist. You can't, because none exists. On the other hand I can find you hundreds of videos of traditionals getting pwnd
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
@JonathanBloggs your an idiot for 2 reasons 1. what the fuck does LARP stand for? 2.Im the nerd yet you spent the time to reply to my message and start this argument and 3.show me videos of a decent master rank traditional martial arts student who is beat by some mma fool
Bruce lee was a master of wing stun, shotokan and others martial arts that focus on destroying the limbs of ur oponent yet the mma fighters can barly pull off an armbar and the other mma fighter cant figure a way out
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 No sorry the burden of proof rests on you. But just to school you a bit find and watch the early UFCs (1-5ish) and see EVERY traditional martial artist get beaten by grapplers or street fighters.
Of course you'll say that these weren't 'true masters' or somesuch excuse because you rely on myths to back up your moronic claims
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
@JonathanBloggs again show me these videos fool and stop being an idiot and pull ur head out of ur ass what were the masters rank? names? and style? if its some TQD dont even bother i refuse to see TQD as a martial art take a wing stun master or a master of hungar and put him against an mma fighter the mma fighter will loose 90% of the time im not going to argue with you anymore, Your one of the fools who refuse to see the light
hellwolf882 7 months ago
@hellwolf882 what the fuck is wing stun? and by TQD I assume you mean TKD. You really are an illiterate dipshit aren't you.
Have fun LARPing true believer. If you want to test your worthless art against an MMA guy there's plenty of them around.
JonathanBloggs 7 months ago
I feel sorry for him hopefully he learned his lesson, Filipinos and Thais are generally very superstitious believing in amulets and rituals etc to protect them against blades even bullets hm...
bndctus 1 year ago
The spirits took to long LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, maybe they where on a lunchbreak?
Kratatch 1 year ago
The old guy is like a child, taking his unproven fantasies and going as far as possible to show off.
SiManRevolution 1 year ago
@SiManRevolution why would he do this if he knew it wouldent work?
hellwolf882 7 months ago
Thaaaaaaaat.... is pretty stupid.
Foaman 1 year ago
OH it was because it was on camera.
OscarMaris 1 year ago
DUMMY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED? YOU JUST CHOPPED YOUR ARM WITH SWORD...GENIUS
Milespierre 1 year ago
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Milespierre 1 year ago
bullshit hes done it a dozen times, maybe with a stick.
BanglishBoy 1 year ago
@BanglishBoy Well he did get the machete sharpened specially for this time. I assume he intends to pull the blade back at the very last instant and this may work with an unsharpened machete. Needs more 'gob' at the start imo.
Zatoichi0001 1 year ago
He could've chopped off his own arm, what a fucking retard
alonsojett 1 year ago
hahahaha fuckwit got what he deserved
bluemanor 1 year ago
blackmagic is apart of our traditional tribal culture idoit
Filipinosoulja 1 year ago
Never heard of this clown... maybe there is such a thing as this, if hes this "popular" and confident maybe so... his Kali movements are really strange though... any one in Pekiti Tersia could whoop his ass...
BushidoBudo9000 1 year ago
this guys is a major emo!
lukeod6 1 year ago
Why the hell did he whack himself? Agimat is a matter of spiritual empowerment. And not... OH Boy....
neogenesis009 1 year ago
fail trying to do some kung fu shit hahaha
shin199 1 year ago
guys just search Leonardo Manecio A.K.A "Nardong Putik"....he's a true legend hero...
DevilNeverCry12 1 year ago
He should of used a wooden sword, that would have worked! He has no clue how to do this shit!
Chojinki 1 year ago
i hate this presenter... sounds like such a stupid arsehole "oh e gobs it everywhere!"
bigoulpuzylipz 1 year ago
I like that Chris quietly steps in with some basic first aid.
"Miracle fail? You better get a bandage on that."
sphoney 1 year ago
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Are you kidding me...
Willsy888 1 year ago
bad ass blade
skaterockerloc 1 year ago
hahah "I think we're definitely going to see some juice today"
marcmischief 1 year ago
Well, I'm pretty that guy has done it - with a dull blade. The moron thought there was no difference between a sharp machete and a dull one.
thegoodlocust 1 year ago
BAWBAG
murray1234567891011 1 year ago
Addict yan!! naglalaslas ng sarili!! hahahaha isang kaululan yan!!! si CRISTO nga tinalaban ng pako ikaw pa!!! OGAG!!!
pamamalakaya2 1 year ago
While your performing you Rituals, Chuck Norris Roundhouse you already XD
jongskie777 1 year ago 2
Woot. Iron Skin Kung Fu. Major fail....
Keius01 1 year ago
eng gabaan atik atik man lol
choyfunky23 1 year ago
Fail blog plz!
lSaif 1 year ago 11
lol
fullmetal610 1 year ago
yati ra, di ni tinuod oy. ge yaga yagaan lang ninyo ang escrima dah. FYI this is not true, there were no claims that people did this in ancient times. sorry!
kit2ng219 1 year ago
haha hes done this before!
massivemic 2 years ago
You say fail as, "Palpak!" in tagalog.
raymond2031 2 years ago
How do you say "owned", "fraud", "bullshit", "moron", "HA-HA" Nelson-style and "fail" in Tagalog again?
amazingdany 2 years ago
faiiiiiiillllll
greyfoxindy 2 years ago
that would be hilarious if he chopped his arm off.
overthehill91 2 years ago
oops... there goes all the tendons in his arm..
source1zero 2 years ago
I did it many times also and twice I cut myself bad. real bad and went in for stitches. After that I made the knife dull. LOL
jethromayham 2 years ago
If he didn't believe he could do it why he sharpen his knife and decide to make a fool out of himself on television?
denisbetsi 2 years ago
I believe he can do it, too. Cut off his arm, that is. I think he needs to lay off the vodka as part of his "purifying" ritual.
kschmaltz1 2 years ago
i believe that he can do it if there are no distractions and stuff
Djenkov 2 years ago
BULLSHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Josephjoel3 2 years ago
daddy thinks youre dumb.....
Rivera girls
MultiChikoy 2 years ago
WoW
MultiChikoy 2 years ago
Mon Rivera? What were you thinking? Well, take care of yourself. See you soon. Ouch!
eugenelsai 2 years ago
fools armmor+guns vs improvise spear with no armor just faith, my brothers lost de battle
Petlovedurian 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!
how many pesos did he get paid for that?
well we know that his forearm is alot stronger than the papaya tree lol....
loyola1312 2 years ago
well i do think you would laugh at any misfortune occurring on others. it defines a small mind or rather somebody immature and unconditionally attuned to gain and profit. nice knowing you.
jikiri111 2 years ago
Tu-a gara man kaayo! a grabeha ana oi!
emsing2001 2 years ago
stupid is as stupid does sir.
Foehammer54 2 years ago
and i do believe this is a stupid comment from somebody not totally informed of what happened and the events leading to it. at least you had the courage to comment. i recall that courage was always the fool's answer to wisdom. nice knowing you.
jikiri111 2 years ago
Not really Mr high and mighty. Courage : The state or quality of mind or spirit that enables one to face danger, fear, or vicissitudes with self-possession, confidence, and resolution; bravery. I don't claim to be a wise man, but I do believe I posses a reasonable amount of common sense though. I would rather be a courageous fool than a wise coward. I could live with foolish, but a coward.... You can keep you "Wisdom" as you call it. You voted for Obama didn't you?!?!?
Foehammer54 2 years ago
i will agree with you on three points. of courage, i have already stated you have it. of my having wisdom, you did state it. of you being a courageous fool but a fool nonetheless since you are insistent i will also agree.
jikiri111 2 years ago
I will disagree with you on some points. Of wisdom, I did not say you had it, only your self worshiping version of it. O f me being a fool, I did not state it, you did. I only pointed out my preference, if the choice had to be made between being a courageous fool or a wise coward, I will chose the courageous fool. The reason being is, Wisdom will come from experience, but courage is a character trait. By placing one in opposition to another or as an excuse for the lack of the other is false.
Foehammer54 2 years ago
Binu-ang man ni...
HarrisWraith 2 years ago
I'll be sure to bring this incident up when someone asks me why I care about what other people believe
I just don't want my insurance/tax money going towards the health bills of dumbasses who think magic will protect them.
odenskrigare 2 years ago
i love it.laughed so much what a muppet.sharp blade against skin =cut arm.bullshit excuse first time in 1000 times it happened.and the band played belive it if you like!!!
RedJellyable 2 years ago
na upaw nlng si manoy
VINTONGFX 2 years ago
Napasobra lang ata ang acting nya.tinatablan siya kasi nadaan nya ang talim sa lupa o di kaya'y nalagyan ng katas ng papaya (kahit anumang likido)ang kanyang punyal na ipinagbabawal sa ritwal ng cabal. Yan lamang po ang aking pananaw.
hanspeare 2 years ago
too much belief in superstition... I am an arnisador and a proud filipino but I don't think Lapu-lapu used this stupid warrior ritual that they claim to know. Lapu-lapu and his men won not because of some vodoo stuff. They won because they have experience in battle and they were a solid group. Stop believing in this vodoo shit, you'll just kill yourself.
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Sinbad683 2 years ago
I laughed at 3:40
rasenganzanpakuto 2 years ago
lol me too
RockAndRollWillie 2 years ago
I doubt the SPanish cnquistadrs just stood around waiting for LapuLapu to do spit water & do these silly-ass dances just so they can cut his arm off anyway. Seriously, even IF someone can actually resist a sharp blade, if they can't do it at the drop of a hat then it is not practical nor battle effective, it's just moot. But in this case, it's neither.
MisterBoswell 2 years ago
the tale about lapu-lapu being a martial art master is pure bullshit:
1. the spaniards were outnumbered!
2. magellan was mortally wounded by an arrow in his thigh (according to pigafetta!)
3. the filipino martial arts we know today didn t exist at all 500 yrs ago!
spartanwarrior1 2 years ago
"magellan was mortally wounded by an arrow in his thigh"
LOL, sounds a little too reminiscent of the story of Achilles getting mortally wounded by an arrow in his heel, eh?
But yeah, that's what I read, that all the sword/fencing stuff they tout today as "genuine filipino martial arts" didn't develop until AFTER the spanish arrived and showed them how to make REAL weapons instead of just pointy sticks.
MisterBoswell 2 years ago
oh, magellan was first mortally wounded then the wild bunch of savages gave him the rest. that`s all to it. no myths, no thrill.
spartanwarrior1 2 years ago
Well, damn. Maybe we can change that if WE make video mixing some myth with facts without distinguishing between the two and then get it aired on the BBC and...
oh... right...
Oh, well. All the same just as long as people don't know any better and remain ignorant.
MisterBoswell 2 years ago
@spartanwarrior1 what do you want to elaborate? It was you the westerners or Spaniards who invented arnis? Then why do you westerners and Spaniards go to Cebu to train in Arnis? Why arnis did not exist in the west prior to the 1950's? FUCK YOU!!!!!!
abusabaya1925 1 month ago
I agree with you!
But, the Spanish cnquistadrs can resist a sharp blade, they had steel armor! : D
255Knights 2 years ago
but the what brought their down fall was the fact that they couldnot keep up with the speed and technique of kali
pinoyhellahoy 2 years ago
What do you mean?????
Spains down fall???
255Knights 2 years ago
the conquistadors (i think thats how you spell it) down fall. they were not ready for the type of fighting the natives had.
pinoyhellahoy 2 years ago
They were big timed out numbered. I think it was 85 men in armor some with guns, some with crossbows, some with pole axe, some with swords vs I do not remember I think 3000 or 2000 natives...
I think about 50 Spearmen, 50 pike men, 300 halberdiers, 25 gunners, 50 crossbow men, 50 archers, and 250 foot knights with pole axes, bill, and swords, would have won fighting the 2000 or 3000 or even 5000 Natives...
255Knights 2 years ago
you are definitely right... the guys in europe is better equipped those times. but still that doesn't change the fact of magellan being dumb. he got arrogant, he and his men paid for that price. worse some of them got poisoned afterwards for raping the natives. putting that aside our warriors were acknowledged by muslims and even the chinese themselves. i don't think they are something that should be underestimated. i also don't think those numbers are sufficient against the moros in the south
pcekeep 1 year ago
you are overestimating knight. 2000 or 3000 natives, these natives are even feared even by muslims and the chinese themselves. you can find accounts that these natives are found "unrivaled" in sea and in land. those 2000 or 3000 cannot just be defeated by just hundreds of knights as you mentioned burdened with their armor. please take note in the geography and the climate. plus i doubt of the knight's effectiveness in fighting in the jungles.
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abusabaya1925 1 month ago
these natives are also experts in fighting in the jungles. take your knights in the jungles and let's see how they get their asses thrashed. the spanish used their divide and conquer tactics that's why they won not only by brute force when they came.
pcekeep 1 year ago
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@pcekeep Lol! how can those knights in their armor who moved like robots beat those jungle warriors who fight like mad dogs and are experts in fighting at sea and land? One thing is sure, Magellan and his men are IDIOTS who didn't accept the assistance offered by Chieftain Humabon and his men, and he is forever Lapu lapu;s BITCH!!!
abusabaya1925 1 month ago
@255Knights anyway your western martial arts is DEAD!!!! And you go here to learn this native arts! because you know it's superior. LOL!
abusabaya1925 1 month ago
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@255Knights That 2000/3000 natives faced by Magellan and his men are plain BS! Pigafetta was just making up for their losses. The census conducted by the Spaniards in 1580, the whole of Cebu island only had a total population of 3,500 Indians. So how can Lapu-lapu a chieftain of the the small island of Mactan gather more than a thousand warriors in 1521? One thing is for sure, Magellan and his men are IDIOTS who didn't accept the assistance offered by Chieftain Humabon and his men!
abusabaya1925 1 month ago
They were ready for the technique and speed... All martial arts had that...
255Knights 2 years ago
but yo, keep in mind that the conquistadors most likely did know how to defend against the blade style that the natives had.
pinoyhellahoy 2 years ago
miguel lopez de lagazpi however was far prepared as magellan was that's why he succeeded.
pcekeep 1 year ago
hehehe. He did not know what my warrior ancestors always say. "RESPECT THE BLADE". This is a living proof that the chinese chi is not true when it comes to slashing of blades. Kali is pure and simple application of logic. Imagine A machete slashing a hard metal pipe. It may not cut the pipe but it will show some damage where some steel will be chipped-off. What more if you do it even against the hardest of human flesh? RESPECT THE BLADE.
riclaming 2 years ago
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you seemingly know nada about chi and chinese martial arts! didn`t your ancestor tell you that arnis/escrima derived from ancient chinese martial arts brought by chinese immigrants from hokkien province? take a look at the trapping stuff that resembles wing chun and think twice. many a pinoy are ignorant about their roots.
spartanwarrior1 2 years ago
yes i seem not to know anything bout chi. One thing i know is that when you chop ur arms in a slashing motion, ur chi does not work. Try it for youself. Oh by the way check out youtube and see for yourself how it was exposed as a fraud. As for me i prefer using my 1911 over blades. It has been my reliable buddy for the past 13 years. Bugok!
riclaming 2 years ago
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another victim that fell victim to a phenomenon simply called ignorance!even a 1911 can get stuck. get some proper understanding of chi which to me is the concept of life force.
spartanwarrior1 2 years ago
Ur chi cant stop a bullet. I said my 1911 is reliable for 13 yrs it never fails me that is how i killed two criminals kid. Real fights, real life! get your self a real life and join the police force and youll know... don't believe in too much movies...Kid! other wise if you don't believe in it get a katana and try slashing yourself and use your chi against it and post it here.
liway032987 2 years ago
You sound like Clint s character in Gran Torino.
ninjasd1 2 years ago
haha wot a load o' bollocks
bmc852 2 years ago
hahahahahaa
joukejel 2 years ago
*Guy does kata
"wow im impressed"
*guy cuts himself
LOLOL
Fupper16 2 years ago 2
"Chi" spelled backwards is "Crap". Perry DeAngelis.
HoovedAvenger 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA! Its a shame because the guy had the kata of a skilled swordsman.
Benjodnb 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA....ok na sana eh...bibilib na sana ako..napatawa lang ako ng napatawa!!bwahahha...tanga!bwahahahahahahahahaa
snootybullet22 3 years ago
i give him credit for his kickass moves, but when i comes to stricking yourself with a sharp blade.... count me out..
jushinvue 3 years ago
funny guy.
herracunt 3 years ago
Once again another person that cannot harness the chi the way its supposed to be.This guy had no ability,even though chi is real,but this certainly wasn't someone who's capable of demonstrating its amazing effects.If anything the host looks like he's trying real hard to hold back a laugh,the entire time he tries to help the poor man out. XD
JohnChang1 3 years ago
that guy could kick the fuck out of you, he just happened to be stupid enough to believe the nonsense from 600 years ago was real.
scottbaioisdead 2 years ago 2
LMFAO He could try to kick the fuck out of me right after hes done Chopping his own arm off and bleeding to death =)
JohnChang1 2 years ago
he could.
scottbaioisdead 2 years ago
Yes JohnChang1, it's true that the guy made himself look a little foolish with this demo ...
but
The way he handled that machete and the stick before that? How unphased he was after cutting his forearm to the bone?
When the shit comes down, I'll bet that guy can hold his own ;)
flargblarg 2 years ago
im not spiritual and this just proves to me all the more that i shouldnt be
ikutsu2001 3 years ago
"specialy sharpened just for this show"...
mag yabang ka pa! hala sige. sa susunod taga-in mo batok mo ha?..
this thing might work but its not for showing off. even for documentaries.
tambay1ang 3 years ago
you guys are watching how ancient emos do it!!
icecrimson 3 years ago
MAYABANG
zohar5150 3 years ago
just shows its all bollocks!
richfilmswales 3 years ago 2
HAHA! Tanga!!
drcruz 3 years ago
Lmao!!!
llewsedwod 3 years ago
Hey Bay, you should go over there with your "knives" and call him an idiot and you can try it and kill yourself. He could have had his arm cut off and your laughing, it didn't cut his arm off, which could have happenened, which might make this "myth" true.
LightxKira5643 3 years ago
dude it looks like he was in to it then ,cut ,oh man
hotpopcorncake 3 years ago
i know he can do it. ive seen crazier shit been done so why not this
kralalrulz 3 years ago
seeing crazy shit and doing crazy shit are very TWO different things.
rashin 3 years ago 2
Fuckin' hilarious xD !!! That guy was nearly cutting his arm off. Don't play with the knives, my mom was allways telling me this, but i was just laughing those words until this day. My mom was right, don't play with the knives dude xD.
by the way..... that guy is a fuckin' idiot.
BayKubidikTR 3 years ago
Anyone else think of Monty Python when seeing this?
Black Knight:"Tis but a scratch"
King Arthur:"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
Black Knight:"No it isn't."
King Arthur:"Well what's that then?"
Black Knight:"I've had worse..."
Halobitt 3 years ago
Yeah my thoughts exactly
onewingedangel2 3 years ago
ouch that was painful to watch! i felt sorry for the guy though because he felt so embarassed
whitey6380 3 years ago
What a fuckin dipshit! Filipino martial artist my ass! You're more like a fuckin clown!
thebarrelman 3 years ago
What a dumbass.. Saying he's done it a dozen times before. He probably didn't cut the tree before cutting his arm in the past :P
barendts 3 years ago
Yeah he's too nervous. Unlike when you're in fight, when you're perfectly calm. What an idiot. If this stuff was real it would change the world of physics and win someone a nobel. But no it's self-delusion nonsense.
Mummra1976 3 years ago 2
Wait, we can't fight yet! I have to channel my chi first!
plixplop 3 years ago 2
fail. dumbass, this is just an acting number, as you can see no chi has been cultivated. If you wanna do something like this i recomend Hard Chi Kong and Ichinching
semillasdelorto 3 years ago
2:59-Crudelli's face: OH DAMN THIS IS FUNNY
Fupper16 3 years ago
Chi is not a Concept limited to China, it actually began in India with Yoga. Wiki Bodhidharma, and then find out about the seven Chakras. It is actually all magic.
34hassan 3 years ago
could i drink some soda and spit it in someones face and say im purifying them
core1065 3 years ago
All these skills are b/s thats why. The knife must have been sharper than usual. Chris i wanna see u in a UFC ring
bigjonnyjon 3 years ago