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about the dolphin joke, its about people used to say we were very intelligent, and so were dolphins, but we were smarter. now, people have got so stupid and lazy that the dolphins are sentient
i can't really explain this well but it used to be considered an amazing and rare experience to swim with dolphins. it's now so common that people tend to take the piss out of people who do as it's now a bit of a cliche.
nahh wrong mate... its just us saying u think ur so smart swimming eh dolphins? look even our retards can do that, wers ur retarded walking dolphins huh?
rofl theres a reason hes my fav comedian =P btw anybody know what the name of the comedain is who has that eyebrow joke it kinda goes like this "eyebrows are important to tell people when your suprised..... then later on in that joke bad time to raise your eyebrows is that your daughter?"
@disinagrate i'm looking for that guy! "is that your daughter? you know where the toilets are"
and when you raise your eyebrows at something surprising and then you hear something even more surprising and you're just stuck there.... if you find out please let me know
Of Course he repeats jokes! All comedians do. I know of comedians who are still telling jokes they told 10 years ago! A lot of the time when people go to a comedy show they wanna see the classics. The jokes that made him/her famous. A good joke is a good joke. Gerry Dee is coming to my town next month and on the poster it says "New material and the classics that you love" Most people are going to the show to see him tell his famous jokes! Get over it!
@geroy01 most good comics change there stuff a hell of a lot more than stu. jimmy carr all new stuff every year for example. I love this act and look for his new stuff but its all the same and some of it is not even his stuff
His one-liners individually beat out any of Jimmy Carr's one-liners, however disect the two comedians by their performanes and Jimmy car is better as he has a greater quantity of jokes.
Class comedian
duke000222 2 months ago
lol lesbians and dildos. I always thought about that.
ibanezgeorge 3 months ago
Saggy tits, wah.
2000wildthing 5 months ago in playlist More videos from kwon99
Wow he's pretty hot here, how old is this video? He looks a lot younger
horrorpunkmetal 10 months ago
jokes!!!
Tri3Face 11 months ago
i said to my parents "am i adopted?" and my dad just chuckled and said to me "ching chawaa,ong yaaaaa....."
regiroiseel 11 months ago
his really funny ... and what i like most about him that he reminds me of mitch hedburg alot ... kinda the same style of mitch
amshg21 1 year ago
im losing them im loosing them... 'hey should lesbians be allowed to use dildo's they made their choice'!!! ZZZINNGGGGGG
mrclembo 1 year ago
I saw this guy live - he's SO hilarious!!
Rai4eva 1 year ago
The frisbee joke is proper bad actually
betover68 1 year ago
hes good but he reuses alotta jokes :L but suppose there r so many u can come up and remember so fair enuff
Pielord09 1 year ago
People moan about comedians telling the same jokes, but nobody complains that bands play the same songs...
valjester805 1 year ago 3
fabulously funny
THEBIGZBEAR 1 year ago
Stewart francais was amazing, not bad on stage either.
russianmadman1 1 year ago
Brilliant!
simondgrass 1 year ago
this is so fuckin funny
bman5307 1 year ago
".........and saggy tits!" LMAO
Venkman007 1 year ago
@2,42 he looks lik an Old David Boraneaz
dee1orean 1 year ago
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about the dolphin joke, its about people used to say we were very intelligent, and so were dolphins, but we were smarter. now, people have got so stupid and lazy that the dolphins are sentient
dreadnoughtx92 2 years ago
i'm embarrassed to ask but what's the joke behind "but what if dolphins don't want to swim with retarded people"?
mbob67 2 years ago
i can't really explain this well but it used to be considered an amazing and rare experience to swim with dolphins. it's now so common that people tend to take the piss out of people who do as it's now a bit of a cliche.
again i explained it badly but that's the gist.
omc03 2 years ago
Wrong
iamapirate5888 2 years ago 2
Fair enough. What's the joke then?
omc03 2 years ago
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As I explained "Swimming with dolphins is supposed to help retards by stimulating their mind and, because they're slow, it's awesome to them. "
iamapirate5888 2 years ago
you should be
erico72 2 years ago
Swimming with dolphins is supposed to help retards by stimulating their mind and, because they're slow, it's awesome for them.
iamapirate5888 2 years ago
nahh wrong mate... its just us saying u think ur so smart swimming eh dolphins? look even our retards can do that, wers ur retarded walking dolphins huh?
samk1991 2 years ago
love his humorrrr..
whuataaaaah 2 years ago 2
rofl theres a reason hes my fav comedian =P btw anybody know what the name of the comedain is who has that eyebrow joke it kinda goes like this "eyebrows are important to tell people when your suprised..... then later on in that joke bad time to raise your eyebrows is that your daughter?"
disinagrate 2 years ago
that might be a jimoein joke
embracethecrazy 2 years ago
@disinagrate i'm looking for that guy! "is that your daughter? you know where the toilets are"
and when you raise your eyebrows at something surprising and then you hear something even more surprising and you're just stuck there.... if you find out please let me know
asmukkar 1 year ago
@asmukkar jimoen i think its spelt (pronouced jim - oh - N)
disinagrate 1 year ago
all one-liner comedians are funny XD
kendrikMN 2 years ago 6
apsolute genious
DaysGoneBy1997 2 years ago 2
Of Course he repeats jokes! All comedians do. I know of comedians who are still telling jokes they told 10 years ago! A lot of the time when people go to a comedy show they wanna see the classics. The jokes that made him/her famous. A good joke is a good joke. Gerry Dee is coming to my town next month and on the poster it says "New material and the classics that you love" Most people are going to the show to see him tell his famous jokes! Get over it!
geroy01 2 years ago 33
Amen and thanks
kwon99 2 years ago 10
@geroy01 Well said geroy01
Algonkin1964 1 year ago
@geroy01 here here, people don't complain when musicians play the same songs all the time
gamester57 1 year ago
@geroy01 most good comics change there stuff a hell of a lot more than stu. jimmy carr all new stuff every year for example. I love this act and look for his new stuff but its all the same and some of it is not even his stuff
CROMERCRABO1 8 months ago
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He repeats jokes, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING COMEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everytime he repeats it, he says it in a different way....
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
benmols 2 years ago
He's a little bit like Mitch Hedberg but less stoned. I saw him on Mock the Week and he's brilliant.
nginethemba 2 years ago 3
Similar to Tim Vine too.
Achilles94627 2 years ago
His one-liners individually beat out any of Jimmy Carr's one-liners, however disect the two comedians by their performanes and Jimmy car is better as he has a greater quantity of jokes.
owenhunt 2 years ago
wow this is from soo long ago and he still uses the same jokes on mock the week a week ago! very funny but come on...
kaiandseanrule 2 years ago
haha this guy is funny but...
...he gets alot of repeat Text comments pointing out he uses repeat jokes.
llewcat 2 years ago
brill comedian but repeats his jokes a lot
seamyhutch 2 years ago
There's no real flow to his act, but his jokes are short, quick-wit, borderline offensive and very funny!
crazycanucks85 2 years ago 4
He is very similar to Jimmy Carr in the one-liner sense, but I believe that Stewart is better at it. I love this guys style, its great
dukie619 2 years ago 3
comical GENIUS.
mike93bd 2 years ago 5
this guy is a comedy genius!!
drsmokesweed 2 years ago 4
man im so stoked, i couldnt find this shit anywhere, he kills it
ckootood 2 years ago
Bad joke to end on, he said "Listen Rick, Jim... you guys have been amazing"!
ManlyStump 2 years ago
Lol why did this get thumbs down? I thought it was quite funny.
omc03 2 years ago
Don't know, maybe they thought I was disrespecting him?
ManlyStump 2 years ago
Yeah think they just got a bit confused. Bless 'em...
omc03 2 years ago
Who ever says Canadians can not be funny need to take a good long look at Stewart Francis.
mrmattfield21 2 years ago 2
lmao! xD
muffinboy101010 2 years ago
Love this guyyy!
Kuzza367 2 years ago
joe pasquale has stolen two of his jokes
xxxJ0Exxx 2 years ago
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some decent jokes, but the delivery is so fuckin poor i didnt even smile at any of them.
aYellingSir 2 years ago
he looks a lot better now.
charmedbythedarkarts 2 years ago
this guy always makes me laugh pretty hard
slayersashima 2 years ago 2
that weird - looks like a spotlight backfired at 1.20 momentarily distracting him
fascistamericadotnet 2 years ago
best comedian.. no
a good one liner.. yeah i suppose
Improbable0possible 2 years ago
This act just doesn't get old, haha.
"My father chuckled and said 'Ching cha ching chow chawaaa". lol
Everything this guy says is funny! :D
searats20 2 years ago 23
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searats20 2 years ago
Only 40 views? Wow! Oh 2 days old, I see.
Well, let me be the first to say...Stewart Francis is AMAZING!!! Best comedian ever!!! :D
searats20 2 years ago 8