Crotch Kitten

[antdude]

Ah hah! That's why I can't get any women! :P

[BrevityTV]

@antdude At least now you know what to do. The hard part, of course, being keeping a kitten peaceful so near your junk.

[antdude]

@BrevityTV Can I put the kitten to temporary sleep? ;)

[BrevityTV]

@antdude Women love a guy who puts kittens to sleep...

[antdude]

@BrevityTV Um, I hope you didn't mean permanent sleep. ;)

[KellieCOlson]

ahahahahahah "crotch kitty"

[MrYun09]

this guy is just a fuckin asshole

[vato76]

Well i tried the cabbage patch crotch and that didnt work, so what the heck. Whiskers never gets out much anyway.

[BrevityTV]

@vato76 Don't you mean the Cabbage Crotch Kid? Or is that the trademarked version? Meanwhile, best of luck to you and Whiskers.

[kkrusade]

retard .

[dafodil2002]

Don't let the cat get your tongue, ask for the ever popular petting zoo!!

[qwewy1]

poor kitty...ever thought about the kitty? The kitteh always get ignored...

[manaliveblog]

haha 'get some tail' - clever stuff

[GermanSniper9]

lol

[Ochibobogal]

wtf!!!! taht was hilarious

[BrevityTV]

@Ochibobogal Glad we could entertain.  P.S., you don't happen to like The Mentalist, do you?

[Ochibobogal]

@BrevityTV

one of the best 2 shows ever made!!! how'd you know?

[BrevityTV]

@Ochibobogal Lucky guess.

[Ochibobogal]

@BrevityTV

you've seen other comments i've left? or my profile pic.?

[StillAware]

Yep and I tweeted it too.

[BrevityTV]

@StillAware Excellent! For what it's worth, we also loved "All Hail Me." BrevityTV says keep the rhymes comin'.

[StillAware]

haha 5 months later you respond... that's funny. Forgot about this video though so I'm glad you did.

[BrevityTV]

@StillAware So we got you to watch it again, did we? Mwwwahhhahahahahahahaaaa! Evil plan: successful.

[20skullkid]

You lied!!

[BrevityTV]

@20skullkid Your results may vary.

[EDENSHOME]

@SGTbaldwin1321 H*LL You actually spelled hell like it's dirty yikes that's sad

[Chaserc428]

That is sick and gross no offense sorry but a little to far

[BrevityTV]

@Chaserc428 None taken! (In fact, we miiiiiiiight have been trying for exactly that.)

[Jonki408]

lmao

[imsuchaloser666]

POOR KITTY CAT HE DOESN'T DISERVE TO BE IN FUCKIN PANTS

I CONSIDER THIS ANIMAL ABUSE

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[EDENSHOME]

@imsuchaloser666 It suffered so much

[BrevityTV]

@imsuchaloser666  Our young kitty, Frankie, was well loved. He had a day previous to get used to the actor, and pretty much cuddled up in those pants super comfy. Because we wuv wittle Fwankie. Yes wee doo! Ayyess weee dooo!

[gonepro1]

Was that supposed to be funny? It wasn't.

[BrevityTV]

@gonepro1 Noted. Check and see if you like any of our other videos. :)

[StillAware]

k that was pretty awesome.

[BrevityTV]

@StillAware Thank you. Thank you very much.

[dovermoreno]

Well THAT explains my problem......I've been keeping an iguana in my pants !!

[BrevityTV]

@dovermoreno No telling what that's going to attract.

[Drittkladden]

That's not a kitten. It's an damn old cat =D

LOL

[BrevityTV]

@Drittkladden Nope. He was about 8 weeks at the shoot. Still a kitten, in our books.

[RyuOkuyama]

Fck that lol i got myself a Crotch ZOO!

lol jk nice vid ;P

[BrevityTV]

@RyuOkuyama Crotch Zoo? Seek medical attention immediately.

[thowzifRDX]

WTF!!!

[thecount]

hehe

[ho93hk]

LMFAO

[xXBIGHENRYXx]

lol get some tail

[KeyBoardWarriorMuch]

has any one tried this yet?

[jibster94]

i need one of those!!!

[fflovesme]

XD PMSL! my kitty might wanna run :O XD

[dearmissrockstar]

not often you find a pussy hidden within a man's pants.

[jibster94]

comment of the year?

[tinothat]

wow this is the comment of the year

[chiffmonkey]

I hope women don't start putting cocks down theirs

[ashleighh15]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my goodness!!! wow

[flamesdude1]

That Was brilliant

[BrevityTV]

@flamesdude1 Thanks for saying so!

[mohanad2002]

this is the best thing ever !! :D

[BrevityTV]

Respond to this video... 

[HoodedZero]

wow lol

[frannytrois64]

Jesus, that shits awesome

[jgotley]

Do they have one for dogs?!!?

[hescian]

So Good

[zipperqueen]

Funny

[Sangfroidation]

rofl

[EbayFigureReviews777]

I think my cat is a lttle too big for that.

[GamingFreaks]

This is soo funny!

[Volvo0013]

did you read the book cats revenge by Clawd Balls?

[JPPT1974]

Horny kitty!

[SuperRob77]

l a m e.

[S0ulcreat1ve]

PROVEN!!!!!

[pooohz]

HA HA AHA

[IncredibleForbes]

hilarity!

[jennimac11]

haha, the more you watch it the better it gets!

[batboy62]

Hey! If one crotch kitty is good...then two would be...AHHHHHH! They're Fighting! AHHHH! AHHHH!

[mrssjackson1]

SO DUMB! LOL!

[AnimexBoi]

lmao!

[chickenshitmchammers]

lol. good idea.

[NsaneNtheNbrane]

The funniest thing about this video is that the scientific explanation sounded so official. lulz

[baderalmuwallad]

lol so cool

[Coorweiser]

lol... wtf

[nodittohead]

hey dude nice pussy!!!

[OverlordJake]

lol, cool video.  Must be a brave actor to put something with claws down his pants.

[69bodean]

ha ha cute

[TheRealWilliamTurner]

lmfaao wow!

[gocomedygo]

it's official: kittens are funny. so are monkeys.

[slybootsnm]

So is the gerbil passe?

[sillyplatypusdotcom]

I think gerbils help you get men instead of women. lol.

[ningbojones97]

I love this sketch....i am gonna try this!

[antienviornmentalist]

but is there a product for females?

[Coorweiser]

Yes... its called boobs

[wandereronearth]

crotch kitteh

[DanaLafs]

Good stuff!

[AllenJB52]

Poor kitten, it was teabagged.

[wandereronearth]

the kitten was given a healthy dose of catnip to sedate it

[RonFella]

LMAO

[EdyKelDev]

I guess he doesn't have to go to far to find pussy, then. XD

[wandereronearth]

like an inch

[jennimac11]

hahaha. ridiculous and hilarious!

[soos08sc]

classic! keep the funny coming!

[johnnydandtheplace2b]

Hilarious - keep em coming!

[equintinovideos]

Funny and well done!

[robertmbravo1085]

hahahhaha that was hilarious...

if thats the effect of one crotch kitten i wonder what would happen if i got three.

[musicbox88987]

thanks for crankin cool new, funny stuff.

[karynmcevoycomedy]

hilarious comedy sketch. Are these Brevity TV web video producers a new sensation in Los Angeles?

[b23oz]

who would suck a kitten???

[unhappy2cu]

awesome science.

[krlombard2002]

oh yeah, I love crotch kittens!

[GamingFreaks]

lol this is hilarious

[IncredibleForbes]

crotchalicious

[rehd]

That was fucking rad.

[TerriJFreedman]

women have something similar, I forget what it's called...

[BrevityTV]

Wiles?

Do you mean the word wiles?

I bet it's wiles.

[bbbiiiggggggdave]

What next? Guys wanting to suck girls' crotch dogs.

[jonipole]

unfortunately my crotch kitten was pregnant.....and 3....and kept joining dating sites using my laptop....weird..

[robertmbravo1085]

i think i went on a date with her did she get my chocolates?

[gocomedygo]

ok, seriously, i'm twisted. i can't stop watching this. my co-workers think i'm delusional (and then they quote it back to me!). i need a life. or at the least a crotch kitten.

[BrevityTV]

@gocomedygo So stoked to hear things like this. Seriously, there's nothing better for us comedymakers to hear than the idea that our stuff is getting quoted around the office.

[holywould]

Hahaha!! Strategic placement on crotch = hot babes LOVES it!!

[MatchesMalone242]

wouldn't a weiner dog have been more appropriate? alas, I went over to my neighbor's to show them this video and they were not amused. I knocked out the Ms by smashing her head onto the corner of the marble countertop, then I took the kids out back and made them watch as I drown their dog. Then I branded them. You're wondering what happened to Mr neighbor. Well, after watching Gift of the Magi he hung himself in the garage. Alls well that ends well. I stole their tv.

[thickehaw]

I'm off to adopt my very own CROTCH KITTEN!

[zhenkitty]

Crotch Kitten is Funny....PROVEN!

[HardlyWorkingTV]

Wow, dude! Ha-larious!!

[korkenalexander]

hilarious! love it Kat!

[cdillonmh]

I lol'ed.

[cindirice]

I love the fact that it's scientifically proven! :-)

[alyskat]

As a scientific researcher, I can scientifically prove just about anything...

[pavaughan]

That was the beet thing ever

[claudiaperea]

Real crotch + Real kitten = Real funny !!!

=D

[caressingbandit]

wft? I gonna try this.

[caressingbandit]

WTF? I gonna try this.

[claudiaperea]

I love how Kat says "Hi-ee!" to Frankie. That's so funny!!!!

[IncredibleForbes]

YO DIS VIDEO BE HELLA FUNNY

[claudiaperea]

Hmmmm...??

Crotch? Kitten? Crotch? Kitten? Crotchen?....

My female brain is unable to differentiate the two....

[lipsticklost]

the kitten in question is mine... and he's not declawed. he's also a little spazzy. his stillness is a testament to the relaxing properties of tim's crotch... ;)

I LOVE CROTCH KITTENS!!!!!

[claudiaperea]

I agree. Tim's crotch is strangely calming. =P

[lipsticklost]

hahahahaha

[bpk73]

funny as hell. I showed a buddy and suggested we come up with a crotch-kitten costume with a stuffed animal. It'll either get us slapped or laid.

[claudiaperea]

Real kitties work best as crotch kittens.

Any man who puts a live kitten (with sharp kitten claws) that close to his package is living dangerously. And the danger makes him more intriguing.

[articamfa]

Haha! Wow! That guy has balls! At least I hope he still does-- I don't trust cats, least of all in my pants! Lol.

Just goes to show you pussy is irresistable...

[modelno13]

I'm all for crotches and kittens

[dakidd19]

Funny! And I hope the cat was de-clawed for his sake.

[DoneByDawn]

that was hilarious, keep it up! well edited.....

[claudiaperea]

That's the cutest kitten!! This is friggin hilarious!! hahahha... PROVEN!!

[gocomedygo]

totally freakin' hysterical -- i'm totally getting myself a crotch kitten. go BrevityTV!

[MongooseMan0417]

lol, love that animation--nice vid!!!

[claudiaperea]

True, the animation is awesome... PROVEN!

[holywould]

I third this!

[HrOtHar138]

Great skit. Where was the crotch kitten years ago?

[AstorTim]

I hope that guy was wearing a cup or something.

[katneviniscool]

Tim needs no kitten!

[FastAsBruceCan]

The animated section is awesome, and PROVEN.

[metawatcherb]

Meh. It was OK.  What's with that dude's hair?

[blueflames25]

hilarious!!!!! love it!

[arsherer]

haha. does it also work for job interviews?

[robertmbravo1085]

i read that it was scientifically proven that for job interviews you want a crotch monkey, unless its working as a mac tech

then its a crotch duck

[superglou]

Im thinkin girls should get crotch puppies. hmm, not as catchy.

[klulu1111]

Hilarious! I want one.

[screenwriterguy]

Ha!  The rare youtube skit that's actually funny!