Secret Lives of Volturi Wives

[corndogwhat]

I hate it but I love it.

[caliigurl925]

<3 i miss liz

[sules48]

haha love this. "they're always treating poor little marcus like a schmuck" Ha!

[jessifyANDjamesify]

this is cute

[RedTwiEyes]

Ome, Me and my bff's have been your fans for soo long and finaly got an account ya'll are awesome!

[TwilightFanicTiffany]

Lol jesus makes all sense to me now!

XD

[TropicalTulipz]

And marcus had didyme but she diedd :(

[TropicalTulipz]

Jesus is a VAMPIRE?!?!?! wow...what a shockerr...

[inuyasha1014]

Lol, everything is funny. Even how you got the Golden Girls theme song. :L Jesus needs a hair cut! ^^

[parisfille96]

hahaha... he needs a hair cut... the blood slushy machine... jesus... starbucks... he needs to mix Marcus up with somebody... i luv u guys :)

[Quitegirl4427]

i love how your accents don't sound fake it's cool......SHOW ME HOW!!

[JealousuvEdward]

OM friggin G that is the funniest thing I have evr seen in my entire life!!!!

"Who do we know? We gotta get out more!!!"

I love the accents.

[xxdecodexx341]

ROFLOL XD

[19bellagirly19]

thats cool

[StillOBSESSED]

I never really 'laugh out loud' at stuff, but when Kiera said, "Ya know the blood slushie machine he had last year? He still has not fixed that.."

Completely cracked me up!

[annie12smile]

you guys are so funny (love the accent) lol!

[BelleFlower15]

I bow down in adoration of your awesomeness. You have my eternal awe.

[neverforgetsteve]

I saw you guys on Reelzchannel and had to see Volturi wives!!!! It was awesome!!!! LOL!!

[bettyboop17d]

lol. the same thing happened to me. lol after i saw it, i was like i jus had to log on. lol...

[wolfienur]

jesus is a vampire?! xD

haha, this is my favorite out of all ur videos!

[SuperAshma]

Saw you on reelz channel and had to check it out!! very funny

[emonono54]

funny. loved it

[haileecullen]

lolololololol genius!

[RobPattzLuver]

SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slkkat123]

diet mountain lion? haha

[KeiraChocolate]

I like told some family members about the Jesus thing and they all laughed. =]Also......Marcus is a stick in the mud..-_-

[laugherluver]

hanging out with jesus? lol too funny <3 the series blood slushes and starbucks haha

[SurayyahT]

lmao

[JenniferMae1992]

hehehehhe good accent! :D

[Funkymunkee37]

wat kinda accent is that called?

[laugherluver]

i think its new jersey haha

[2blondbffls]

i live in new jersey. we don't talk like that.

[SAVEMIDNIGHTSUN17]

lol hilarious i loved everything exept the jesus is a vampire part its so against jesus but still 'naw hes hanging wit jesus again' lol

[IL0VETWiLiGHT123]

haha that was funny, you know how i feel about my blood slushies!

[emblea]

lol are you like.. inspired by the amy pohler act on SNL with the new yorker accent ?

[cheerleader4lyfe235]

Marcus needs a girlfriend. seriously.

[iloveunicorns08]

lol jesus. love your accent thing

[kyjennm]

LOL!!! SO TRUE I THINK?

[EkitaiLullaby]

He hangs with Jesus?!?! OMJ!

[cheerleader4lyfe235]

rofl

[teamedward1117]

lol hilarious!

[hitandrunxlove]

Bahahahah.

Poor little Marcus.

:D

[peace594]

that was funny!

[jinxtroller007773]

lol you guys sound like my family (blood slushies and all.. lol).. i heart italians <3

[rorolinchen]

it's absolutely fantastic, very funny!

love your vids!

[blazinkygirl]

HILARIOUS. Kiera, you are too funny! :)

[mapi996]

lol lof it!

[LiLyMoOnCaKeSxo]

lmaooo

[cutiipii827]

but he's goin out with jesus.... LMAO! (:

[MelisaSMITHx]

Haha

I am so subscribing!

You girls are hilarious!

[volleygirl1958]

funny, and really creative - i was a little offended about the jesus comment but that's life

[SailorYavin]

Why the brooklyn accents?

[sleepyat2am]

It makes it so much more funny, lol

[zoppieus]

That is unny as hell with jesus is a vampire is hilarious

[xorachel63xo]

hahhhah! the whole 3 days thing took me a second. :]

[werewolfluvr1122]

i get it! three dayssss! slightly blonde... but a blood slushy! wow.... great jobbbbb! u guys r awesom!

[HeartBreakBronco]

I swear I saw you guys at Target once. xD Nice vid, bye the way.

[alldogsgotoheaven212]

its prononced KA-Us. not Ki-us.

:D

just to let u know.

[flirtyfarie99]

Says who?

[alldogsgotoheaven212]

who asked you?

[jalcrox2]

ha ha!

[QueenOfBroadway]

Great xD Really good!

[Malliihn]

AMAZING!!

[nematoda000]

lol what?

[xXiAnnaBananaXx]

I kno who 2 hook marcus up with! XD

My friend Toffee!

[ericmcdonell]

LOVE IT!!! LMAO!!!

[iownurmom57]

Hahaha "blood slushie machine"

[jonnahlove]

I LOVE IT.

sweet jesus, i love it. :]

[fakeasmile93]

love this lol :D

[eggstastelikeMEGAN]

OMG I LOVE YOU <3

[karyna999]

lol

[APPLESAUCEMAN07]

LMAO omg that was hilarious I love it^.^

[3coolio]

nnniiiiiiceee because there italian they have jersey accents and there jewish

[BL00DSAGA]

it's pronounced kayus, not kyus lol llike KAYUS u kno? not kias, or kyus, in an easier explanation

[iamhinatahyuga1]

Lol, isn't it pronounced Ca-i-us?

That's how I say it.

[iownurmom57]

No, they pronounce it right. The audio books say "cai-us"

[XBlackMidnightSkyX]

No, it's not. They're saying it right. Do you have proof? Listen to the audio book, maybe..

[typegirlcool]

hahha lol jesus as a vampire lol

[MarstellerPrincess]

okay no offense but...ummmm... the volturi family is from italy NOT BROOKLYN!! lol

[sahara807]

HAHAHA.

that made me laugh so hard.

[linsayfan123]

you should make more lol you guys are so funny

[anichols60]

i wouldn't have liked it as much w/o the golden girls theme song!  awsme

[caliigurl925]

i belive jesus is a vampire.....though i did stop beliving in god after i read the twilight saga!

[LTHSFanpire]

ik like really tree days then came back lol it all makes sense

[MaryShouldGetALife]

Lets be honest here. I LOVE Kaleb and Biley, but you guys are better. You guys RULE Twitube.

[shorntey93rox]

hilarious i love it :]

[sahara807]

LOL.

[Kodocha7]

blood slushie lol marcus treated like schmuck lol

[KidYouRockMyWorld]

You guys just made my day. Haha that was absolutely amazing!

[MeLiE89]

hahahahaha lmfao u guys r hilariouss

[9layla9treylover3]

wow  u guys this is amazing i love it blood slusshy lol

[jezelley]

AHAHAHAH Blood Slushie Machine.

[Rihannaissoawesome]

rofl Blood Slushies :P

[vicki93pirate]

It's like the females in my family!! You sounded like the lady from friends.... AHH! What's her name!?

[SageC07]

JANICE! lol. I so agree! Awesome vid guys! I love you guys so much!

[SageC07]

JANICE! I so agree! Awesome vid guys! I love you guys so much!

[worldtraveler91]

AHAHAHA!

[ADragonAmongRoses]

"Poor Marcus, they treat him like a schmuck"

XDDD wow, lol, that was hilarious xD.

i actually liked that jesus thing, u actually made it sound plausible, it was funny.

[HoTTDancer123]

haha i love this! u guys are awesome! if they make Breaking Dawn into a movie u should play the volturi wives :)

TEAM EDWARDD

[blayger]

haha that would explain why it took Jesus 3 days to come back...haha

[neeeeeeeecole]

BEST video ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[selenanickfan117]

HAHA...blood slushie!

reaally fuunnny!

[stefu91]

wow... you just reminded me of my chonga cusins lol

this is good XP

[natalie272]

hahahaha omg so funny!! i love you girls!! well done!!

[veronihika]

we need to go out = hilariuos!!! and the accent = perffect! hahahaha

[LiVELAFFLUFFx3]

this is hilarious!

[xxxxJORIExxxx]

EPIC LOLZ WITH THE BLOOD SLUSHIE!!!

[DaffyPoppity]

lol

[DarkFreedomVamp4]

AWESOME!!!

[DannyPhantom14]

OMG SO FUNNY!

[MirandaTheTwerd]

are you guys going to do anymore i have already watch all of your other secret life of the volturi wifes and they are so good my favorite parts are the Jesus and blood slushies lol

[angel9651]

blood slushies hilarious star buckz lol

[twilovex]

haha, this video was awesome.

really original.

all my thumbs up (:

[IHartJAsPeRHaLe]

oh my jasper, this is just hilarious!

Plz update soon :)

[oqueestoufazendoaqui]

the accents are the best! :)

it's hillarious! i loved it!

[lalazeimalala]

haha omg jesus! haha.

[TOTALRawckage]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD SLUSHIEEEEEEEE

[gabbytwilightgirl]

oh my god!!!!! ahahha Jesus!!!!!!!!!

[gabbytwilightgirl]

lol

[seeleyboothfan]

Really great! I loved it!

[ihatejacob1]

OMG that was HYLARIOUS! omg lol i didnt know that was how you pronounce Ciaus.. I thought it was pronounce like the word chaos... Oh well that was awesome!

"we should hook little marcus up with somebody"haha

[rossallitarccgirl]

lol you guys make up great ideas

[shadowdodo12]

i love it hilarious love the accents

[meganangel312]

blood slushy

[angelkittykitty]

lol hilarious

[Kiarra1127]

This is hilarious!!! you guys should do this for a living!!!!

-Kiarra1127

[hollowcutie05]

ahah Jesus is a vampire?

awesome

[emmuhhxx]

thats really funny, good job :)

[SummerWine00]

i love this.

[xMoontide4EVAx]

L

O

L

[TOTALRawckage]

LOL

[CanadaChilena1000]

funny lol

[MrAndrews27]

Hah...The Golden Girls theme...

You two are amazing.

[Dawnstar1209]

OMG!!!! I rate this funniest vid EVER!!!!

[IHaveAssburgerDiseas]

HES WITH JESUS HAHA

[ErrorChildren]

But he's hangin out with Jesus...

lmao hahahaha!

[jasperhalerox234]

omg...wtf... THAT was different... but funny :)

[Kerryjotx]

Mazel Tov! What geniuses you are!

[jackdavenportsbaby11]

So, Jesus is a vampire.

I KNEW IT!! XD

[1TeFFy4]

hahahaha that was fantastic gurlz xD

[CoolDorkClub]

That was hilarious!! U sound like my aunts. ha "He's out with Jesus"

[JesssAndKate]

Hahahah I watch this all the time. Hilarious XD

-Jess

btw, we're new to the twitube community, hello everyone (:

[alexismarieee]

hes hangin out with jesus

:D haha

[MrsLovett112]

That was hilarious! They both remind me a little of Hilda Suarez from Ugly Betty with the whole voice thing.

[iMiiitch]

Ahahaha, that was awesome!

[TwilightLover1029]

You guys gotta be greek. Im half greek and only greeks say shmuck! LOL U guys rule! So FUNNY!

[carrierocks1022]

that was hilarioussss.

[oxRainingTwihardsxo]

You guys sound like Italian or Greek New Yorkers. And my Aunts because they do that all the time. They met my boyfriend and tried to set him up with my cuz. And they knew he was my boyfriend. Love the video guys. LOL Jesus is a vampire . . . I knew it!

[fanpire715]

yep, they should so set marcus up. oh yeah, keep em coming

[whativylikes]

lol xD

awesome!!

[TWILIGHTCRAZY95]

haha ome u guys are soo hilarious!!!

[mia4359]

hah this is great!

[IRunWithTheWolves]

HAHAHAH they treat him like a schmuck.

the jewish newyorker has been released within the volturi wives. I love it. My family talks just like that. AHAHA that made me laugh.

[internationalcp]

Very funny. :)

[letgo2217]

flippin hilarious

[pruedence110588]

Wow. I loved your guys' New York accents! Great job, that's a tough one to keep up. Oh, and I love Keira's nails lol.

"He's a nice boy!"

[n33dxaxbrain]

LOL great acting

can't believe you girls kept a straight face

[insidegirl4824]

IMAO hilarious

[ourladyofcarnage]

oh gurl you KNOW how i feel about my blood slushies!! (even better when the audio preview thing reads it)

[bubbleszxz]

that was AWESOME

[kysuperstar]

athenadora you look like a friend of mine.

[breakinrachel]

Jesus... he's a cute boy, I like to be around him, LOL!! And Aro getting a blood-slushy machine installed, thanks for making me laugh today ladies :)

[cliquegirl4eva12]

this is sooo funny and everything but Jesus did die for our sins but its still kinda funny in a way

[NinjaFalllow]

Ohhh my god, that was AMAZING. And you two totally were gojus XD

[samsamwithzeod]

lol that all i can say

[OhNoesPotatoes]

blood slushies LOL

the diet mountain lion at the end was funny too

[xLambx3]

HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THAT

[glittersparkleweee]

LO freakin L that was hilarious

[tatral08]

That was epic.

[oolala111]

You guys are AWESOME!

[enlightenmeonly]

omg!!! i love it

[nolly96]

omigosh! i finally got that jesus thing! lol three days...

[iamcool120]

lmao blood slushies. :D

[cutepuppies87]

this vid's fantastic, deserves two vid responses but we only give one so far

BLOOD SLUSHIES! holy crap. okay. me and my friend kara were at lunch one time and our other friend samm had this kool-aid that was invisible and me and kara took it and kara took a sip and was like SAM! HOLY SHIT, THIS TASTE LIKE BLOOD and then i took a sip and i was like holy fuck your right! and so now we make like little invisa kool-aid slushies :)