Chris Rock - Trip to Africa with family

[Anonymoustube1]

ugh i hate when he dumbs down his comedy, fucken hate it....hes degrading himself to match a wider dumber audience

[lmonto]

he got me at 13 miles hahahah! hilarious!

[vonversace]

LIVING LEGEND

[TheGreggiraldo]

10 people were being tracked

[YourResource2]

ZEBRA :D

[aplofs]

he dips his finger in some piss and says zebra right next to me.

[BenVarkentine]

What always bothered me about this bit is the idea that people were taking pictures of Rock because he is black...um, could it have been because he is a celebrity?

[saisumimen]

@BenVarkentine

That's the joke, Einstein.

[H20z1]

@saisumimen lmao

[mymarkis666]

@BenVarkentine I don't think he honestly believed they were taking pictures of him because he's black.

[guldahlrahmi]

Hahaha! Priceless! love it!

[TheGarythegame]

I was at this show :-) live in Johannesburg.....fukkin funny night

[6615267844]

Lol! of course their going to take pictures because how many black people from the U.S.A will spend their money and take a trip to Africa. My children father is from there and I'm saying money to go to cancun!

[evanabeast]

Niggers UNITE!

[91wild]

Chicken bones!:D Amazing!

[virgo29virgo]

lmao!!!

[julio13wrathchild]

A couple of months ago, The US army brought a South African tracker to the middle east.

"Aaah, an AK-47. 100 miles that way, Osama will be there!!"

[buttercrunch20]

DVD name kill the messenger ,,,,so funny nJoy

[paraescucharrap]

whats the name of this DVD?

[azrRayRay]

@paraescucharrap Kill the messenger 

[bamfosbamfos]

as an african myself.this is nice one.sometimes in life we need to laugh to throw some things out of our mind in order to restore some.if not u gonna be mad one day.

[markofthebeast555]

Tell me one of his vids

[jimberkt]

Ricky Gervais does a better african accent than Chris Rock. Wassup with that?

[Juntahh]

actually nigga is an American word they never say that word in Africa

[OMEGAxWARRIOR]

has any one got a chair i can use?

[VorVZakonie]

that's fucking funny !!!: )))

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

lol dropped a chicken bone, 13 miles to the left the nigqahs will be there XD i stopped breathin LOL

[suzukiSJ88]

its not a black thang u chris rock u famous bitch ha



[ddfrisky]

I don't believe this...why is this guy lying so much? haahhhaaa so funny

[Densegrandeduvan]

One of the funniest of his stuff!

[Stephownz19xx]

1:12-1:46, is hilarious.

[360000190]

Too funny lmao!!

[JohnnyBoy501]

Dropped some chicken hahah

[bobeagle007]

kinda gone off chris rock..not sure why..Suppose i think he's not that funny anymore.

[TheSimon2777]

that's a jamaican accent not south african.

[2Baiforev]

chris rock is funny but some of the stuff he says is kind of ignorant.

[smokesceen124]

@2Baiforev i agree but its suppose to, that's the whole meaning of the joke!

[Kerfuffle666]

Pissed myself - Chris Rock is one of very few comedians left that knows that it's the shit people tell you you can't say that makes us laugh the most...

Comedy should never be censored by the Thought Police. It's primeval and deserves respect... laughing is what makes life worth living!

[LaPlumeDeMaTante1]

@Kerfuffle666

Please, EVERY comedian knows that political incorrectness is the ticket to getting cheap laughs.

[mustachab]

@Kerfuffle666

tell tht to the writers of south park who got sued for religous conofrtations and almost gunnned down !

[BENOVAable]

I hate the american pronunciation of ENGLISH words ahhhhhhhhhhh

[pinoy426]

in the beginning i was like... wow is chris rock really doing a joke that has nothing to do with race? evidently i was wrong.

[BloodSiker100]

@pinoy426 hey dude he saying the truth only you cant denied that there is no racist in the whol world ! even in america the country where they say there is no racict well go there and see by yourself !

[splutonium]

Zebra Chris. Not ZEE bra. How can I explain. It's zebra like "sebera". Not zebra like see-bra.

[FirmLikeMutton7]

@splutonium ... nobody cares man

[Maxend8971]

@splutonium what the fuck r u talking about ..

[KaptKan1]

@splutonium Chris doesn't speak English; he speaks American. If he did his schtick in an Oxford accent, he'd be a pauper.

[YungAJITH]

@splutonium stupid pom. fuck off cunt

[naefy1]

@splutonium wtf are you talking about

[GhilliedUp]

Aaaah chicken bone

[zimbabalosa]

lolol its funny stuff but we dont sound like that, chris rock sounds more Jamaican lololol holla at me for some South African accent lesson chris rock

[Dano78229]

Stalker LF 2's partner (FULL METAL ALCHEMIST) Pst me. (must know good gameplay with the class and G15+) PST!

[Varkentje27]

Chris IS the zebra on Madagascar :) <3

[Remigia1981]

Africa is a continent......it seems very difficult to understand....it is like America is not a country but a continent...it is supposed to be basic knowledge............

[moron3698]

ahahaha awesome

[nonofyall]

A flaw in the story:

The tracker was likely black too.

[losing3accounts]

@nonofyall Prob some boers... afrikaners.

[nonofyall]

@losing3accounts well the voice he impressioned sounded kinda african like. But who knows, it's just a joke, not to be taken way to seriously.

[losing3accounts]

@nonofyall I was being sarcastic

[jaydeepgrewal1]

LMFAO mustve dropped some chicken

[xxNefariousCatxx]

one day i would like to go to Africa

[landlord862]

@xxNefariousCatxx Its a beautiful place, well depending which country because Africa does have 53 countries in it

[H20z1]

@xxNefariousCatxx u should check out morocco, has a mix of european and african culture =)

[guttaboi88]

@H20z1 It wasn't originally like that,it got that way by europeans taking over their land,just like they did every other country.

[ruvensamaraweera]

Lol

Thirteen miles away nigg$&s will be there

[n1nj45p00n]

@ruvensamaraweera

oh no! don't go in there! don't go in there! aahhh! no! i said don't! oh no! ahh!

[Oldschoolrap91]

Chris is too funny for this world

[Jaremus]

That shit is too funny.

[born2fight99]

dam this in funny!

[arisgallis]

13 MILES TO THE LEFT NIGGAS WILL BE THERE !!!



[ytlsn]

Where´s the really family of de Chris, of the serial´s:"EveryBody Hates Crhis"?

Where´s Tonya, Greg, Rochelle, Drew???(Sorry,I dont speak english- But speak spanish))

[ytlsn]

"EveryBody haaaaaaaaaaates Chris"

"Todo Mundo odeia o Cris", in Brazil.

[lakshmak]

Rhinos dont poo pellets

[EpicMintz]

13 miles to the left niggas will be there...

[evilcartman32]

@EpicMintz racist fuck.

[kapone815]

@evilcartman32 naw he's not being racist thats what Chris Rock says he's just quoting what he said

[EpicMintz]

@evilcartman32 If you consider quoting something from the video being racist, I guess so.

[boxingvids91]

Its ironic that you discuss about irony on a Chris Rock video about Africa...

[PaulisWilliam]

i dont get why people want to fight when the other person trys to stop fighting and wants to Call it peace

[CliffOnBass86]

@mjc0961 wow dude, REAL mature. get shown youre wrong and just swear at me for an answer? go back to primary and learn a worlld map, manners, how to listen and to accept when your in the wrong.

[mjc0961]

@CliffOnBass86 Except I'm not wrong. You need to go look up irony in a dictionary too.

[CliffOnBass86]

@mjc0961 OK so you need to learn how to read as well. if you look close enough you may see that i wasnt talking about irony at all.

[mjc0961]

@CliffOnBass86 cool story bro. Maybe you hadn't noticed, but I don't care what you were talking about. Ranting about us calling Mexicans and Canadians Americans when I know that I for one didn't say such a thing.

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam But unlike you I am going to end this now. It's obvious that you don't care at all to learn the proper definition of irony so you won't look stupid for using the word incorrectly in the future, and you're just trying to start fights. But now I'm bored of your dumb ass, so goodbye!

[CliffOnBass86]

First up for both PaulisWilliam AND mjc0961, Chris says at the start SOUTH africa, which IS a country. next up, americans are from the United States Of America, or else you are calling Mexicans and Canadian americans too. fuckin retards.

[Pulsating00]

why are u fools always fightin... jus shut tha fuk up n enjoy the comedy

[PaulisWilliam]

@Pulsating00 AGREED!!!!!!!!!

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam Stop starting fights then.

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 look whos talkin

[mexicano7771000]

@PaulisWilliam Dumbass, Irony is something like when you take a vitamin tablet and you choke on it and die. You wanna be healthy so you take it but instead you die cause of it.

[PaulisWilliam]

@mexicano7771000 Dont call me that, no one asked you for what it means,

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam Well he's right on both counts; you are a dumbass and that is a valid example of irony.

[mexicano7771000]

@PaulisWilliam I just realized that there is a shit fuck of comments arguing about the definition of irony, and I don't want to be part of it. Good day.

[PsychoBurgundy9]

@mjc0961 Maybe YOU should take your own fucking advice before you run around calling people names and cursing people out for minor shit. And DEFINITELY don't act like a complete undignified coward, blocking everybody who DARES stand up to you when you try to insult them or when they show themselves to be more intelligent or more knowledgeable on certain subjects than you.

[PaulisWilliam]

@PsychoBurgundy9 Thank you for posting that true comment!!!! All i put was one comment (that got more then 100 likes by the way :3) And it started a HUGE Fight over one little comment i posted ._. i HATE When people start fights such as @mjc0961 for just trying to correct me then saying "Its not irony. and neither are the 50 people who liked your nonsensical comment." i take that as an Insult. It has nothing to do with what i said on the Comment that started all this Stupid/Pointless fighting...

[foursuitsofmeat]

This is why Chris Rock should never piss/shit in Africa...the trackers WILL find you..with an entourage of tourists.

[shadowVX]

People that agreed with pauliswilliam comment need to go back to an English class.

[Thetrollmaster2000]

lol 13 miles, niggers will be there

[kutkinderen]

if Afro-Amerikans go back to africa, then let al white crackers go back to Europa

[Lisarenee16]

cdfuuu! too funny i cant breathe...dips his hands in some piss

[NZGameReviewer]

@coolasacoldsummer no....

[yoyoyoyoshua]

I love how people are taking this seriously, there just jokes calm down or don't watch any Chris rock vids.

[theprincess4real]

LOL Chris I`m South African this was so funny.

[Samsononey]

hahaha!!

[MessiQueUnClub]

fucking epic

[MizzRude159]

absolutely hilarious

lovin safari's 

[jordan1001tv]

I laughed so hard. Lol

[remoteoutofcontrol]

LMAO! Ohhh, my fuckin' ribs hurt so much! LMFAO XD

[bgainesDM]

Pictures were taken of 4 people

[jbthatsme24]

I knew he was going to pull out the racist joke but i can't stop laughing hahaha

[RTotaleXVII]

Chris Rock used to make funny, political and social observations as part of his routine. These days he just relies on clichéd stereotype humour, and does nothing but drag the civil rights movement back a hundred years.

[Bboy283]

@RTotaleXVII stfu he does the same shit he did back in the day

[PaulisWilliam]

ironic how Chris Rock played a Zebra in "Madagascar"

[DaSora2]

@PaulisWilliam did madagascar come out before or after this comedy show?

[PaulisWilliam]

@DaSora2 it must of been after, or before... ah, i dont know

[mrdkaff]

@PaulisWilliam Its not ironic, its appropriate, he is BLACK!! :)

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam That's not irony.

[mjc0961]

@TheAm6789 I'm American and I get it. His profile says he's British. Time to change the stereotype, perhaps? :p

[TheAm6789]

@mjc0961

Good point, I retract my comment!

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 call it what you will, i call it Irony

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam You are incorrect, and so are the 68 people who thumbed up your nonsensical comment.

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 i dont really care of your opinion

[mjc0961]

@PaulisWilliam It's not opinion, it's fact. What you described is NOT irony. Irony has a set definition that can be proven (look it up in a dictionary), and thus it can be proven that what you said is not irony. Thus my statement that what you described isn't irony is not an opinion, it is a fact.

You are absolutely, 100%, completely and totally wrong, and no matter what you say, you are always going to be completely and totally wrong here.

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 just shut up, i dont want to start pointless fights with people who are looking to start fights, so if you reply to this i will not read nor reply to it

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 i didnt want to start i fight, and im sorry for saying shut up, but if i put something down on the comments and you say to me that "And no matter what you say, you are allays going to be completely wrong here" I take That as an insult, im sorry :/

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 btw It seems to me that by calling my comment Saying that i will be Totally wrong, and me just saying i dont care of your opinon, (BTW i meant by what you say it means) YOU Started the fight, so we will both just Shut up now

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 you started the Fight, all i put was a comment, And YOU Had to insult me in 2 of your comments, So lets both just shut up, and stop saying things that will Lower YOUR IQ, such as "Fu*k*ng" That is a stupid word, i thinking everyone who says that should be killed, so just shut up, if YOU Shut up, i will too

[smukase]

@mjc0961 no irony is when u r a black person and u think africa is a country. more than 50 countries there and he didnt even mention where exactly he went. so sad america

[mjc0961]

@smukase That's not irony either. That would simply be stupidity (just as assuming that all black people should know about Africa because they are black is stupidity). However, I must have missed the part in the video where Chris Rock said he thought Africa was a country. He just said he went to Africa with his family. There is nothing wrong with that statement. Not saying which specific country he went to doesn't mean he thinks Africa is a country.

[smukase]

@mjc0961 it s not so hard. i can easily name up to 9 asian countries and i ve never been there. i can understand why americans have this problem cuz america is a whole continent, and a country. but dont try to make it sound right, and dont get mad about it either. u r being ignorant, where else do u think black ppl come from i mean please, whether it s 500 or 500 000 years, white ppl will never see a black person as an equal, be fucking honest, dun give me that politically correct bullshit

[mjc0961]

@smukase I'm not even going to respond to you calling ME ignorant considering you just confused Africa and Asia. I'm just going to put you on my block list so I don't have to listen to you make a fool out of yourself anymore.

[smukase]

@mjc0961 lol it s called semantics and u really really need it. lol i knew ur blood wud boil, this is why black ppl will never be united, for starters sum have no connection to their cultural identity. what u think u r too good to be called ignorant or corrected? lol ok lemme just break it down to u, "i can easily name 9 asian countries, and i m an east african living in europe". do u get it now sweetie? yea lets not anymore, k? FYI when u block a person, they can still reply to u. just patheric

[PaulisWilliam]

@mjc0961 If you block people you can still get Comments, if you block people they cant comment on YOUR Videos,

[agent1442]

@smukase He says South Africa right at the beginning, so besides being an ass in the way you talk to other people, you're also wrong.

[smukase]

@agent1442 must have missed it but dont pretend i m wrong. i ve heard that shit many times. passive racism is what it s called. good luck with that

[Standrew777]

@mjc0961 Uhm, i think he only meant that its funny how Chris Rock played a Zebra in "Madagascar Escape 2 Africa" AFTER This video was made,

[mjc0961]

@Standrew777 Which is not irony.

[Standrew777]

@mjc0961 i agree, but im sure he didnt know that, and why argue on a FUNNY Vid? I think you both started it in your own way, but no offense

[mjc0961]

@Standrew777 Yeah, it's obvious he didn't know that. But when he was told that what he described is not irony, he started getting defensive and began flaming instead of saying "Oh, it's not? Thanks for teaching me something today!" As far as I see he started it; my only mistake was fighting with him instead of just blocking him in the first place. (BTW, for those that don't know: if you block people they can still reply, but you don't get e-mailed about the reply anymore)

And no offense taken.

[Standrew777]

@mjc0961 let me ask, is THIS Irony? 2 People come to a video to Se Funny things, funny is to make people Happier, but instead of being Happy, they start fighting for ALONG Time, And fighting is a Sign of UN Happiness. Is that anything like Irony?

[mjc0961]

@Standrew777 Does anyone really expect the comments on YouTube to be intelligent in the first place? I think the fact that the original comment that started this got 87 thumbs up despite being incorrect is enough to say that people already expect the comments to be full of nonsense. Thus finding nonsense in the comments would not be ironic. I don't think the kind of video it is plays a factor, because regardless of what video you watch, there are always stupid comments.

It's debatable, though.

[mjc0961]

@Standrew777 P.S. I stopped fighting with that troll 3 days ago, so there is no fighting anymore.

[Standrew777]

@mjc0961 On that last reply, Correct me if im Wrong

[NexusDarkworld338]

@mjc0961 now don't start that again

[mjc0961]

@NexusDarkworld338 Good job replying to a month old comment two weeks after anyone was still fighting. You're truly a shining example of intelligence on YouTube.

[NexusDarkworld338]

@mjc0961 sad thing is I don't know whether that is sarcasm or not, please enlighten me ;)

[47freddyman]

@PaulisWilliam u and the 90 some odd people that liked ur comment are truely idiots

[PaulisWilliam]

@47freddyman come on i want this arguing to end already.

[47freddyman]

@PaulisWilliam u right

[Microglia1]

joe wong is funnier, with no race jokes.

[diddy222222]

where da full vid at yu jackass

[3DiegoF]

fck! wheres the full vid!

[UniversalMinded]

bwaaaaaaahahahaaaaaa

[xertaqaadka]

4 tractors piss theirselves laughing and mis read 'dislike or thought it's ''dis i like''

[mamuush]

13 miles to the left niggers will be there

[beauty8201]

this is fucking hilariouse

[fahQaszholez]

Man if it wasn't for black vs. white racist jokes would Chris Rock or any other succesful black comedian have gotten so big? 2/3 of Dave Chappelles whole act is based on racism.

This is why white comedians aren't funny, they aren't allowed to be racist.

[WatchPlayDownload]

@fahQaszholez In my opinion the reason why White people cant do racist jokes on Black people is because back in time when Black people were saying jokes about White people. White people were saying jokes and doing slavery on Black people. Thats why some Black people take jokes against them offensive.

[thecompton01]

@fahQaszholez Have you EVER listened to Louis CK? He talks about race and the word faggot and all kinds of shit. He says the word nigger more than once in his HBO specials, and he's best friends with Chris Rock. And no white comedians are funny, really? That's a pretty wide group of people for you to discount entirely. Are you saying that Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, David Cross, Jim Norton, Louis CK, fucking George Carlin and every other white comedian are not funny?

[0rioni]

@fahQaszholez You are right, but this does not apply to Bill Cosby, don't you agree?

[fahQaszholez]

@0rioni

yeah bill cosby was funny without race jokes, eddie murphy also, richard pryor told a lot of race jokes, martin lawrence, chris rock, and then mostly all of the other smaller and no name black comedians base their act on race jokes, next to relationship jokes. same with george lopez, and carlos mencia, and other latino comedians, race jokes are their bread and butter.

[Bboy283]

@fahQaszholez your retarted lmao i didnt kno talkin bout race makes yu a racist

[fahQaszholez]

@Bboy283 they don't just talk about race they make blanket statements about an entire race which is racist

and you spelled retarded wrong you retard

[CoolerKing37]

@fahQaszholez Shut up, nigger.

[Bboy283]

@fahQaszholez my fault i didnt kno youtube was a speeling bee website --____-- lmao but racist is saying degrading statements about a race of ppl knowingly and purposely..not as a JOKE! dumass

[fahQaszholez]

@Bboy283 I don't know, I looked up the definition of racist and it said nothing about "knowingly and purposely", racist is racist jokes or not fool.

Let me tell you some "jokes"....Q:How do you starve an African American?.................A:Hi­de his welfare check under his workboots.

Q: There's a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who is driving?............A: The cop.

I guess you're saying since those are jokes they are not racist............HAHHAA

Nice try dipshit

[Bboy283]

@fahQaszholez well i never hard chris rock say any jokes like that so i mean where are yu gettin at..nd actually there is such things as harmless racist jokes..the most nonracist person in the world culd tell a joke like that and nobody wuld say theyre a racist..until yu see chris rock go up to sum whit person ns abuse them verbally or physically for bein white yu cant call him a racist