Secrets of Morrowind II

[slybluesly]

ummmm this is a stupid question but can you kill a guard in morrowind

[DrArku]

All hail Cat Dude The Just!

[mynameisman66]

I love how he slaughtered everyone to become king LOL

[1silversword]

now do a vampire one ;o

[warofdarknessfang]

man this effein brillant hope you do this in skyrim

[Dwaithy]

FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT 

[missymelmel2112]

how do u become a werewolf legit for xbox?

[AsukoLucario]

Your voice...it's so...

civilized.

[MrKingshaun27]

at 1:19 it looks like his guy shit hiself

[noobyfromhell]

A proof that Bethesda got lax after the original Morrowind.

[FeralSheWolf]

Haha, you have the PERFECT voice for this, quite well done--and funny!

[SuperGodmusic]

uhave a werewolf character mode

[Mr123Spiky]

Everyone please answer this!

Is it true that it is a note in a bottle northeast of dagon fel?

Please answer i really need to know!

[HugoLuman]

The background imagery provides interesting implications about how the new king acquired power...

[lordblazer]

what about Redguards? Werewolves attack Redguards uh? Always gotta kill the black folks off first hahahahaha lol :P

[nudeyspaceman]

what robe r u wearing at the start?

[NovyTek]

How can i become a werewolf in Morrowind?

[Sildur123]

@NovyTek i think it have some mods like this

[DProductionsNBK]

"Here's one I made earlier"

I laughed more than I should have ._.

[Kazu3351]

your voice is good for a documentary

[lolmanboom]

sexy is all i can say

[chevy327sm]

thanx for the laugh ! 

[BensonBabyButt]

we must find the children!!! >:o

[BlackOpsTeamBest]

plz keep making thsea! ur sooo funny!

[IveSoGotThePow]

lol u talk like as if ur in a documentary XD well done

[Jcdman100]

@ 1:06 Dead bodies every where

[vedasean]

to brrodii they walk like that because they are creaters of land and water.

[iHeartBowser]

I just think it`s so weird how sometimes Argonians and Khajiits can turn into werewolves. I mean... a lizard turning into a wolf? wtf? I`m a cat by day and a wolf by night. So weird.

[m1ghtycon]

@iHeartBowser weird but awesome

[demon12614]

i found a cave loaded with werewolves by skaal its called the tomb of skaalara or something like that

[Mercury205]

I wish the Kajiit and Argonian legs were still like those in Morrowind, except no constipation running

[gamerguy0512]

Is that Cave in Hathamads Bane or watever?

[evrythingBMX]

its like planet earth morrowind style

[TanJac16]

Is it still possible to buy morrowind and the Bloodmoon expansion for original xbox? though i dont got one..yet im concidering getting it for PC since newer graphics would b better xP

[stonedtodamax69]

@TanJac16 you shuld get it for pc, its way better and there are mods to get what are pretty fun

[musicloveromg]

@TanJac16 yes, you can get bloodmoon for the original xboxversion, its called game of the year addition and you get bloodmoon and also mournhold expansions

[MoundainX2B3J4]

@musicloveromg its called the Tribunal Gathering expansion pack although it does take place in Mournhold.

[CoTaHack]

That made my day :P, want me to mown your lawn sir?

[ChrisCaelanThomas]

Fucking funny as shit.

"If led into water, it will infact stand in it and run around."

[Ivan12086]

AHH!!WALKIN ANIMATION!!!

[Demiurge22]

""if the werewolf should become extinct, the number of bandits would increase to unsustainable levels..."" LMAO!!

[AmiMecanique]

Where's the next episode?! O: I must have more!

[pkthunder3]

lol, there's no kids in Elder scrolls...

[MrsMerci1]

good video ^ ^ 6/5

[tomatocanibal6847]

Daggerfall<Oblivion<Morrowind 

[Wher3Wuzi]

smurf???? 2.50

[someguy812]

You treat bandits like humans :( they're people, too! I think...

[BioEngineeredAlien]

are the werewolves always in that cave

[tapewolf]

@BioEngineeredAlien - Not sure, but the cave entrance only appears after a certain plot event IIRC... before that it's snow-covered, though it's possible to remove the snow via the console.

I filmed this using a savegame from after I'd completed it, so yes, assuming they aren't killed first, they should be around thereafter. I'm not quite sure if they are always there or spawned by a plot event though.

[XxtheboredonexX]

@BioEngineeredAlien if you are a werewolf they are infested with the skall and you must kill them to protect the totem of claw and fang

[wesel140]

dont yha need bloodmoon?

[Wollweepop]

i know this has nothing to do with anything BUT when I try to play bloodmoon it says error loading snowflake:BM_snow1.NIF!!

 help??

[rob22rocks]

this is so funny

[Feedmadcat]

Khajitt becoming werewolves...is there much a difference? O.o *Still furry*

[qajdiedgd]

you see, this is a bit wrong. because in morrowind, a woman does not give birth to a child, but a fully grown imperial male.

[CLUBBY0]

it's funny man :)

[toaster1339]

The werwolf is humping like a frog xD

[CLOuDshuffle]

men you are great xD

[EnterTheTwilight369]

I love you.

[DesperateFish34]

Children are endangered in Vvardenfell? I was under the impression that they were in fact extinct.

[uberiballo]

:D documentary style makes this perfect. your voice fits right in.

[JorgeMindMaster]

Hey men Great videos! Ehat is The Name Of The Cave?? That You Enter?

And.. How i Can find The cavee? o.O please men i screach an screach! and never find the cavee, plizz help :D

[123ollyb]

I love the way near the beginning he said "Cat-Dude the Just." It's just the way he said it XD

[TruArgonian2138]

Dude You Are yusing a HUGE chamelioin spell.... did you make it?

[yourallstoopid]

morrowind much funner than oblivoin, to bad it froze every second

[DarkLauron]

@yourallstoopid : weirdly enough, it stopped glitching for me after the WinXP era. It's 99.9% stable on Win7 O_o

[mbdtsmo]

Great Job, amazing voice, did you do the voiceover yourself ?

[Nightsyder]

OMFG i laughed sooooo much at the "speeds of up to 180 mph" part. Deadly vid 5 stars!

[guila1001]

any i know if blood moon need crack to play?

[BoydTheMilkmanX]

No, it plays through the main game. (You just need a Morrowind Crack)

[Gam0rDude]

i miss morrowind.. it was way better than oblivion.. at least in some ways..

i wonder if i'll look back at oblivion in the same way...

[BoydTheMilkmanX]

Oblivion was good, but in all seriousness, the game could have been a masterpiece if not for a few things.

The animations were garbage. Movements were all too stiff.

Hot Property. All I need to say for this is WTF? Why would a guy in Bruma know what spoon I stole from Bravil?

Unrealistic prices. Most items are worthless, making thieving useless.

Lack of diversity in voices and dungeons, and landscape.There's just so much they could have done with the game. The groundwork was there.

[Gam0rDude]

yea... yet people let bethesda stick its dick down their throughts....

IT IS THE WORST ELDER SCROLLS GAME SO FAR.

OH!! OH WAIT!!!

i have an idea.....

A remake of arena on the wii... you know the combat system on it... yea!!!

[AlexLococo]

@Gam0rDude hopefully not.

[dar3keternal]

@Gam0rDude hoping not! if i find skyrim worse than oblivion im just gunna play morrowind until the disk breaks!

[aerosmith425]

i beat solstiem a while ago. got hircines ring. btw thers a secret after you beat solstiem!!!

if you go to thirsk i think or w/e the main city in solstiem (not the imperial legion fort) theres a fake cliffracer in the main hall and there will be a ring called "blue dev ring" and it lets you see movies and shit its pretty cool so enjoy

also playing morrowind stoned rulez!!!!!!

[Nyleken]

@aerosmith425 I love the Blue dev ring! I watched all the movies of Solstheim!

[JakerK017]

Hahaha! That's awesome! I just started playing Morrowind again yesterday! X3

[Znakoma]

is this the bloodmoon ( i think that was the name) expansion? please reply or something

[ImagineMorrowind]

Yeah, Bloodmoon, but when he was the new "King", it was Tribunal.

[Valdenroth]

Yes

[LightSwitchProducts]

lol, i might try this game out, people say its brilliant, but im not sure about graphics. anyway ur vid made me rofl 5/5

[angryboy2k9]

Well the game is really old, 2001 or 03 I think? Anyways the story is great, if only Bethseda made a recreated version of this for the 360 with better graphics... Its a shame that the Tamriel Rebuilt project was cut... Tamriel Rebuilt remakes Cyrodiil in the Oblivion game (I think) and Morrowind/Vvardenfell in Morrowind.

[crazyturtlevideos]

Hilarious video! The 'child kilings have risen by 500%' and the 'rare footage of the werewolf swimming' were priceless. Also, When you said you would be looking for children at the end, I think there may be a mod for either oblivion or morrowind which adds children into the game. I'm not 100% sure, however. Fantastic video, though, definetely deserves much more recognition than it has at the moment, it is one of the best spoofs i've ever seen.

[JakChrist]

Amazing video.

[deeliriyum]

Absolutely brilliant!

[padasneg7]

hilarious

[DarkInfimus]

Rofl this video is awesome

[Hoboburp]

Hey are you making anymore videos similar to this not nesessarily the same exact thing but the documentary stlyed video based on The Elder Scrolls series Gameplay? Perhaps look into some other secrets venturing more into a spoof morrowind nhistory video? Really enjoyed these videos. Don't get rid of them like some people have like what they did to the Ultimate Morrowind Secret Vid.

[tapewolf]

If I come up with enough ideas to make another one of these, I will certainly do so. Lately, most of the things I've done which are worth filming wouldn't fit into this format, though.

[Hoboburp]

Yeah, I know what you mean after awhile it gets harder to variate enough on a theme for it to still be funny. Good luck on making more videos whether or not they fit into the same format, You definitely seem to know how to make great videos.

[EnterTheTwilight369]

@tapewolf I really hope you do decide to make another video, sequel to this.

But I suppose (as you say) you are short of ideas...

I' m afraid I am not sure what you could put, except all the funny bugs/glitches of Morrowind...

Anyway, that' s not the reason I decided to start typing this ridiculously oversized comment in the first place. I meant to just say well done, great video, can' t wait for the next :)

[rosscobacon]

awesome vid lots of lols

[jackpipsam]

this is very good 5 stars

[AOGStudios]

You should try making a video of all creatures in morrowind :P (maybe even races like argonians and imperials and etc)

[OblivionKnight457]

the swimming is most comical

[roomwithacatinit]

"If led into water, they will in fact, stand in it, and run around."

[OverlordOfFlame]

4:20 "Here we have some very unusual footage of a werewolf swimming." LOL

[Quartrez]

Love your "Secrets of Morrowind" vids, will you be doing more of the same ? You could like some "Lore of Morrowind" and actually just show locations and speak about their story.

[tapewolf]

I'm considering a third one, but I don't have a full script yet and I'm a little out of practice, having concentrated more on Oblivion.

I'll get around to it someday, though. One of the key ingredients is to make it fairly unique, I'm not sure a travel guide would have quite the same punch.

[tornadominds]

Holy wolfman. That is one scary Narrator.

"Misunderstood, just because they eat kids...".

Yikes

[cosmoline626]

Yeah... Where ARE the children anyway? I wish they had put some in the game... It would have been nice to see some running across the bridges of the capital city or playing in the meadows...

Its a weird feeling to not see any :/

[Quartrez]

It's because either you aren't allowed to attack/kill them to avoid some controversy but restrain the player's freedom (Which is something against Elder Scrolls I, II, and III) or you remove them and let the player kill anybody.

Why the heck do you want children in this game anyway ?

[cosmoline626]

Realism.

To me, a "world" without children just has a stale, dead feeling. I LOVE the game- but if you're going to be able to travel seamlessly from one coast to the other, have a house, kill gods, and do all the things you can do in Elder Scrolls, there SHOULD be children, and you SHOULD be able to kill them (If you're "evil" why not?). They aren't real. And like I said, it'd just be nice to see and hear them around, like in real life. Somethings just missing without them.

[Quartrez]

But what if... we just don't care ? How many games have children in them ? Not many... I have over 25+ games and I can't think of any that has children in it, except Zelda OoT and Majora's Mask. And Fable.

But I don't think having children in an Elder Scrolls game would bring any gameplay potencial that's really worth it.

But for now, just... don't care, m'kay ?

[cosmoline626]

Its spelled P-O-T-E-N-T-I-A-L, genius.

And as I believe I've made clear to the over 75 IQ set, Its NOT about improving already awesome game play. Its about improving the feeling of escapement from the real world into another while you play. I can't really break it down any simpler for you... m'kay? ;)

[tapewolf]

Off the top of my head, Ultima 6, 7 and even 8 had them and did quite a good job of writing them, too (well, maybe not U8). Also Deus Ex.

That said, it does seem to be somewhat rare.

As for why, what I think cosmo is trying to say is that it improves the suspension of disbelief, and frankly, I agree. Though he/she does seem to have gone a little OTT in their last reply.

[KnightDrakonic]

you say you don't care, but you started the argument. and your basing everything off your own opinion, rather than facts. and why did you say "WE just don't care" who's "we"?

[Quartrez]

You. Me. Whoever you want. What I meant by that is : don't think about it. Don't bother asking yourself why on earth aren't there any children in Morrowind.

[tapewolf]

At a guess, either because they didn't like the idea of people running around and killing them, or because they found making a convincing simulation of children was harder than for adults.

Curiously, in Ultima 9, children were one of the few character classes you could arbitrarily murder with no penalty whatsoever. I have no idea why. Unhappily, the writing of their dialogue was sufficiently bad that disposing of them was an almost irresistible temptation.

[hunterassasin]

Fable 2 had children, but the wierd thing was that you couldnt kill them :P

[Downzy2019]

i know i wanted to kill some of them anoying buggers

[OblivionKnight457]

thats a bad thing to do. LOL

[filippo333]

Wow this is just like a documentary!

[Left4Epic]

lmao the child.

[rossi1234511]

hilarious

[lamination85]

LOL this is the funnyest thing ever

[XBlazezxX]

"the werewolf can reach up to speeds of 180 mph, but this requires a lot of running, a clear, open space, and an advanced drivers license" XD lol!

[ninjahinda]

this is gold great going

[megaman5104]

incredible if you could get shakira in there with her she wolf girlfriends this would be perfect.

[Annowerroc]

Niiiice!! Best spoof of Morrowind I've seen on youtube.

"Next week, we shall be scouring Vvaredenfell for one of its most endangered species: the child!"

Heheh

[BrroDii]

Why do Khajiits and Argonians always look like they came out of the bathroom and are looking for toilet paper?

[Guild2007]

lol you sound and speak like david attenborough

awesome video

5/5

[Angerelic]

Exactly like one of those nature programs on tv, but in morrowind. Hilarious

[NebriTheHedgehog]

Hi tapewolf super funny vid I wonder will you continue on makeing vids like this hope I get a reply soon (the voice is just perfect ^_^)

[tapewolf]

I'm out of practice with Morrowind and to be honest, ideas are starting to get a little hard to come by. There is one idea I have, but I'm not sure it really fits into the wildlife program format...

[LlamaPhoenix]

Maybe you can do a vid where you eradcate the race of Argonians? Just an idea ;-P

[lindosss]

furry

[Shadfos]

all right, thanks anyways :)

[Shadfos]

I Favorited this.

Really brilliant idea, dude :)

Though I wanted to ask a question about werewolves: If you happened to find one of the elusive nine werewolves and killed one, would it respawn eventually, or would there only be 8 left?

[tapewolf]

Thanks. As for the werewolves, I took pains not to kill them at all so to be honest, I don't know...

[Jecool242]

Whats the different between Morrowind and Bloodmoon

[tapewolf]

Morrowind the the game. Bloodmoon is an expansion for it, released a year or so later. Werewolves are only present when that expansion is installed.

The 'Game of the Year' edition contains Morrowind along with the Tribunal and Bloodmoon add-ons.

[AllExhalesAllMetal]

500% hahahahaha

[grayhotdog]

i cant find the werewolf!!

[tapewolf]

I don't know what you're doing, but IMHO just firing up Morrowind, installing Bloodmoon and looking for werewolves instead of playing it the way it was intended kind of defeats the point :P

You want my suggestion? Just play the expansion. You'll come into contact with the werewolves soon enough.

[bonelord667]

uhh...i found them but.... i can't get in!!

[tapewolf]

I think you've lost me there. Do you want to clarify what you mean?

[bonelord667]

i can't get in. there is big snow thing front of it

[tapewolf]

I'd have to see it, really. There's at least one cave that you can't get into until a certain point.

[JordanMasao]

I'm not sure, he probably means that they found the CAVE instead of the wolves themselves, but he can't get inside of the cave.

[TheKris555]

Lol. The narrating makes it seem like a animal documentary! XD Very cool, but you should take up other secrets as Indiana Jones etc ;)

[SuperNoobslayer]

cant find'em :(

[bonelord667]

woo i found them finally!!!

[sparten771]

lol

[bonelord667]

where is that tombs of skaalara?

[tapewolf]

North-east corner of the island. IIRC it's pretty much downhill from the Skaal village, though it's been a while.

[bonelord667]

i can't still find them! :( :( :(

[tapewolf]

They do only appear at a certain point in the storyline.

[TheKris555]

You could try typing (player-> COC "Solstheim, Tombs of Skaalara") in console if you can't find it ;) REMEMBER THE ""s! It's important! Or else it wont work!

[killerobotman2oo7]

OMG I love ur movies make more!

[DragonGuard1234]

what was the place called that you found the werewolfs?

[tapewolf]

Tombs of Skaalara. I think they only appear there after a certain point. I can't remember now.

[TheDarkVII]

This was simply awesome!

[MrBikmeyev]

It is great! Very good vid, dude, keep it up. Almost every gamer likes Morrowind so it will be very interesting for everybody to watch your videos. Good Luck!

[OblivionKnight457]

If youre a werewolf yourself will other werewolfs ignore you?

[tapewolf]

Unfortunately not.

[OblivionKnight457]

X( NOOO!

[shotgunpi]

that sucks :(

[dragonspeaker95]

lmfao. where next episode?

[tapewolf]

At this rate, 2010 :(

[kiwibunny24]

lol a cat turns into a dog

[tapewolf]

The weird bit is that while a cat walking around on two legs is socially acceptable to the inhabitants of Tamriel, a wolf doing the same will drive them into a frothing rage.

[Scortaber]

good one :D

[k1ll3rbunny]

i wonder if the werewolf has something to do with the lack of children in morrowind

[IKNOWWHOYOUAREDAVID]

Hey have you heard of the rogue werewolves?

[tapewolf]

The weirdo in the cave? Yes, I went around trying to find the point at which he switched forms. It was an interesting little project.

[IKNOWWHOYOUAREDAVID]

At 9pm they change forms lol, Did he have a weird name like Gibbering Lunatic,Wandering idiot, Wandering Lunatic, exct???? damn man how did you find him?..I cant find them and in the Xbox version its almost impossible to find one of the 9 rogue werewolves...which one was this one?..do you remember?

[tapewolf]

It was in one of the burial caves, I think it was in the less snowy parts, closer to the fort. I have no idea which one it was, though.

Tha