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  • Is the battletoads part from Andy Milonakis prank freestyles?? Haha "Hello Jon do you have a game called Battletoads?"

  • goldgloves penis is desperate for length.

  • im desperate for cock. is that good enough?

  • are you going to make a 4???

  • I don't even know what the word Desperate means!

  • Im desperate to wins

  • Hey FK300! There is a Freekill300 on ps3!!! He stole your name and claims to be a beast. He is a low leven though. But still he stole your name and junk.

  • lmfao "stop Jessie stop"

  • 1337 likes lol

  • wait....largest penis youve ever seen on a man, does that mean youve seen one on a woman. O.o

  • WTF u aint famous most of ur videos have less than 100,000 views

  • @MrBeaner305 You don't have any videos :D

  • @MrBeaner305 this dude is the best indie youtuber ive ever seen

  • @LilArezProductions Just went into a random SnD lobby and showed off my skillz

  • lol jessie

  • i already played a little bit and hes like 3rd perstige

  • I AM DESPREAT FOR ROFL

  • This is awesome. Also is that a, A Day To Remember song at 2:54?

  • @appoxplayer Yep, that's some adtr

  • Does that mean you have seen a bigger penis on a woman?

  • That was hilarious

  • @EZidTHE411 Thanks dude! Glad you enjoyed it!

  • hahahahahahaha pissed i have pissed watch my next video ill be unboxing the turtle beach x31 that i have had for 3 month

  • @IIEnZoo I have that headset, its really awesome, look forward to it!

  • If it means alot to you <3333

  • Lmfao! ahhh cocaine!!!!!!!

  • the news is really funny, u should of put in a reaction scene eg that boring guy on summit got that tomahawk and he goes crazy! :) lol

  • this is fucking priceless!

  • i am desperate to get raped by a man with a big white van

  • lol i shit my pants Jessy Stop!

  • @BankZed Clean that up bro, don't want to see any more accidents

  • just watched on my liked list and scrolled down to almost the last one when i saw the parodies so i had to watch them again ... always funny as hell :D

  • @Enfirnity Thanks for your support bro! Love to hear that people still watch the videos I've made from so long ago!!

  • I love the spas commentary xD "I'm using a spa- spa-, it's a shotgun..."

  • @catonat1 Stuttering Stanley, am i right?

  • Make... a ... 4th! :D

  • Jesse was doing work on his brother there.

  • random comment

  • @XxmonkkSTATUSxX That's my specialty bro! I make ballin videos!

  • the spas 12

  • Rage against The Machine intro music!!!!!! :D

  • @benimon1 lol, it's AudioSlave. Both bands are great though :D

  • Number 10 is the best man!

  • haha these are all awesome man

  • turn on the audio transcripe and sit back and laugh your ass off

  • That Unbox had me rolling around...true!!!

  • jesse stop!

  • 2.39 a day to remember if it means alot to you best song ever lol if u dont like it go suck me dicks

  • Penis

  • Lol out of ammo with three clips left pretty good.

  • ahahaha with jessey that made me lmfao while rofling

  • 2:20 cracked me up ;D

  • also its wierd how i was just playing thps4 then your using 3. and unless your a really bad actor you never done coke lol

  • @809Ollie lmao, you cracked the code. I have never done coke before

  • @809Ollie well im not sure how old you are but coke is unbelievably common in the pub and club scene in the uk atleast even i live in a small seaside town and its as easy to get coke as it is a pizza. lol

  • lol i wouldnt be surprised if blametruth or whiteboy did try to sell there channels

  • lovin the rite-aid recipt on the unboxing XD

  • Haha, I was only planning on watching these videos, but I definitely had to subscribe!

  • @DareDefyMe88 Good call my man

  • @FreeKill300 That was a very quick reply

  • Number 4!!!!!!!!!

  • Was GoldGlove desperate enough to send you coke to say he had a large penis?Subscribed!!!

  • @TheShozaya I buy my coke from another guy

  • Aww, you didn't do the whole 'thick as thieves' rant at the end that I always liked. Ohh, well great third instalment in the series.

  • To Late Pussies! Im already Famous!

  • 'I already played the game a little bit'.... hes 3rd prestige :L

  • This video is a super win!

  • Lol "like for domination on Summit" :D

  • Lol you parodied all the flaws in the community I could think of! Never heard of you, but subscribed for the irony and balls you have to make a fool of 90% of the videomakers!

  • @HavanaMV I have incredibly large testicles

  • @FreeKill300 You sure have

  • AFMWKLJTNW COCAINE

  • "Do you have Battletoads?"

    LOL

  • Watching this again, the GB clip, was that staged or were you in an actual live match? if it wasn't staged do you have clips from other matched that you recorded?

  • @Kevinofrepublic The GB clip was taken from a Public SnD match. It wasn't staged, I just went into SnD games acting all serious and asking people to do callouts until I got the reaction I wanted :P I don't have any other clips from the match though

  • @FreeKill300 Ah ok sweet :D

  • Jessie........stop

  • @Dementeddizzy79 He never stops

  • you sound like an old veteran from Vietnam ha i died

  • lol i like the part when you made fun of the call of duty community

  • Lmfao the commentary with the guy wanking in the background

  • Dude the shitty commentary part, Best thing on youtube! Strike that! this whole fucking series is the greatest thing ever!!!!!!!

  • Greatest description of the COD community! I couldn't stop laughing

  • OMFG that's the Madness emblem!

  • I'm so desperate to win that I don't know what to say :(

  • @polarbearirish SAY THAT YOU JUST WON A 2 WEEK VACATION IN HAWAII

  • lol what do hispanics have to do with the video they dont care about black guys

  • YES! EPIC MADNESS EMBLEM PRAISE HANK! praise him!

  • free kill the only non sell out on youtube you rock man it just sucks you aint no ps3

  • Haha 0:00 to 8:22 was EEEPIC!!

  • lol you have 6 subscribers

  • can you do a whole commentary as the generic commentator? haha

  • I'm desperate to win so I wrote this unfunny comment.

  • what is jesse doing??

  • @mikewasouski123 are u serious?

  • @scpg94 yes.

  • I don't know if it was all the annotations telling me to do so or you playing ADTR but you earned yourself a like!

  • meh first was better

  • ADTR = New favorite commentator

  • 1st ones the best 2nd not as good but still good

    and this one...meh i think you ran out of ideas

  • CoD TMZ...also the GB callouts is hilarious.

  • @TortureTrilogy I should start a CoDTMZ channel and get it partnered. 

  • @FreeKill300 Fucking do it, shit is hilarious. 

  • @FreeKill300 dude you should

  • @FreeKill300 DO IT!

  • Lol the HC annotations bit actually made me laugh so much :D

  • lol there in the treeeeeeessss and the grassss! your the best you deserve more subs dude.

  • @BenizBeast I'm accumulating subs at a good rate, if you make video, they will come

  • thanx bro 

  • yo fk how do u make that madness combat emblem post a vid on how to do it or can u tell me how in a message

  • @2JOEYSPRODUCTIONS I'll make a tutorial soon

  • "your too late pussies i'm famous!!" best line ever

  • Cool man. "Turn on annotations". Yeah, good thing I watch this shit on my iPod. You ruin everything. -.- And Pro Skater 3 raped. GOML

  • Now you have watched it once. Click here - 0:00 then click (CC) and then "Transcribe Audio" and [ok].

    Enjoy.

  • lulz i love this guy... in the very "im gonna fuck him in the ass" kinda way

  • 1:28 "What the hell is a rock"

    hahahah shit funny

  • HAHAHHAA TURN ON THE CAPTIONS!!!

  • 1:50 to 2:41 is the BEST xD!!!

  • haha 0:56 with subtitles <3

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LL!

  • im so desperate ill brutally anal rape a monkey

  • stupid people are stupid and smart peope are annoying

  • The "generic commentator12 wS the

  • _____ people are ______

    Please thumbs up Im an attention whoring asshole who does shitty comments on all videos I do since I'm too retarded to think of something.

  • @SurvivalLags You heard him people, give him some thumbs!

  • TOO FUNNY! xD

  • favourite for ADTR (even if it was short :P)

  • The ending is Ghey wat happened to the funny comments like Goldgloves Penis and GUNIT123 Marble mouth

  • you shud make the tmz....startin with how xjews had a little "misunderstanding" with an optic lady.

  • Awesome stuff! Keep it up and merry Xmas and all that jazz

  • desperate desperation is driving desperate degenerates to resort to cannibalistic departures of rabid rabbits desperate for the blood of FreeKill300 and Hutch's desperate-for-love baby boy.

  • I'm "desperate" for some loving.. but my hand is oh so sore :(

  • Funniest comment using the word "Desperate"

    Do I win now? ;)

  • @xRossHD No. Now you lose.

  • @FreeKill300 Buh nuh ughhhh unsubbed you fag i will find someone funnier than you... lol jks your the funniest guy on youtube ;)

  • Man im a generic commentator, I go commit suicide now!

    Liked for you having a gamecube! Haha

  • @Olizandri Gamecube has some of my all time favorite games, best system of that generation hands down :P

  • Okay, it's still funny, but it's starting to get dry. You need to stop making these videos or think of some funnier things.

  • @AlickJC I am going to be switching things up a bit, my next couple uploads will still be comedy based, but I'm going in another direction

  • NICE! hahaha jesse fapping hilarious, plus the unboxing with the game already out of the box :P with the leadup, to the rc car that wasnt there :P

  • GRAHHHH! COCAINE!

  • @sf9ersfan33 ARGHAHRGAHRHGARHGAHRGHARG

  • LOL TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 3

  • YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE WITH YOUR FUCKING DESPERATE COMMENTS...

    Desperate Penis.

  • @XxFatalWarningxX I'm desperate for penises lulz

  • DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE! DESPERATE!

  • @ThaHenzz penises

  • how do you make the madness interactive emblem?

  • @funkeyjunkey69 It's my own design, I'll probably do a tutorial on it later

  • Next, set-up clips and top 5 plays.

  • @xzZDrifterZzx Good ideas..... Maybe in the future

  • @FreeKill300 I really REALLY want to see how that whole Live GB Match Callouts video went. That was hilarious.

    You should Parody parodies.

  • @EpoaVIDS I might upload an actual GB match, I have a team and we fuck around quite a bit.

  • the generic commentator with annotations is so true! i seen it 10 times and i still find it histarical because its so true!

  • best unboxing ever ;D

  • i love these....

  • ROOOOFL

  • @theOMGmonkey desperate*

  • anal pounder

  • your mom is so desprite she settled for Justin Bieber!

  • LMAO JESSE faps in the background.

  • OMG! I have Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 for Gamecube. One of my favorites!

  • @charlesownsu THPS3+4 are my favorites. Don't like any other Tony Hawks after 4

  • I don't want this video to end.

  • haha i love the intro!!

  • MADNESS COMBAT EMBLEM FTWWWWWW

  • @squirt1055 ftw indeed

  • awsome vid but just saying prefer last 2 this one good but less funny

  • excuse me freekill

  • Hutch is despertate. This video was a desperate outcry to get attetion from hatters. This video was a desperate cry for sucide.Kill your self already. Desperate housewives is better the call of duty. Desperate women are not fat.Desperate men are very respected. Despertate men are never virgins. Desperate mens are players. Desperate people can go die. Thats all i got

  • @W415H3 hatters gonna hat.

  • @W415H3 Desperate. :P 

  • I asked Santa to buy me season 2 of desperate housewives.