The Dark Lord could not have returned, insisted Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge, who insisted again and again, then saw Lord Voldemort standing within his own Ministry of Magic
I suppose Aurors could kind of be considered wizard assassins... hmm... there probably were, for the pureblood supremacists who didn't want to get their hands dirty
i wish he would have gotten that to begin with if he did that wouldn't happen and everything would be easier maybe he would still have his job......idiot (i swear FUDGE IS TO EAT NOT TO RULE XD)
what a hypocrite! i mean he denied the truth just kuz he wanted to keep his job or whatever puting every person at risk. then hez like hez bak! hez bak! pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fudge is too nice of a name for him to have! his name reminds me of, well fudge! he should have a name like smelly vomit! then he would remind me of - o you know wat!
When Fudgie, lol , said, HE's NOt BaCk, I WAS SO PISSED, i just felt like sayin, VOLDEMORT, lemme take a picture of u, fudge wont believe its real tho FUCK!@^&RTg
That's exactly what happened to me... After Fudge said it at the premire, this dude just yelled, "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" It was hilarious! And yes, Fudge is retarded, looks like he fudged his pants when he says "he's back'
Scrimgeour! Because hes too boring and doesnt have anything for me to make fun of... Oh and Fudge's name is fudge and thats just awesome! Lol jk Fudge is worse. ;)
I don't like calling people retarted and "PhillipsVanguard" I'm sorry about your Uncle but can we watch the language please?There is younger people o0n this site who we should be setting examples for.
P.S-Fudge was a loser!!Hello the evidence is incontrivertible! what more do you need?!
when i watched OOTP in the cinema when he says 'hes back' loads of people behind me just started laughing cuz its like duh we tried to tell you he was back you wouldent believe us.
I almost screamed when i saw that "HE'S BACK" afterward when i was out of the theater i did basically scream and have a fit and he is pretty dang retarted
i luv this vid! its hilarious.....but at the end hermione should of popped up and sed "what an idiot" and then in the middle she shouldve gone " YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!" and like yeah..... yeah i luved in the movie how she sed that and punched malfoy.... that was funny so now my desktop backround is a pic of Draco Malfoy saying "you say 'FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH' like its a BAD thing.... lol
I no it's so exciting. PS. Not everyone knows this but on November 21, 2008 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince comes out!!! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITING!
Yeah. It had to take Harry Potter getting tortured by seeing Voldemort pose for a calendar in his mind in order for that jackass to get through his thick skull that Orochimaru's biggest fan is back. His parents never hugged him.....
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The Dark Lord could not have returned, insisted Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge, who insisted again and again, then saw Lord Voldemort standing within his own Ministry of Magic
Philheeezy 4 months ago
LOL "LOSERRR" love it :P ♥
iLuvvYuuMjxXxLia 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KakoriChan92 7 months ago
There's only one way this could be funnier - *play video* *Harry from 4th movie* "really? I hadn't noticed"
SadiChanMagellan123 8 months ago
That was funny!
heymanmtac 1 year ago
FUDGE=EPIC FAIL
1bulma1 1 year ago
Stupid, stupid fudge.
ravenclaw3211 1 year ago
"He's back!" *loser*
Haha! He's really stupid
ChristineTheHippie 1 year ago
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wat an idiot!!
partygirl209 1 year ago
wat an idiot!!
partygirl209 1 year ago
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XMIKE920 2 years ago
0_0....pWNed! LOL!
PaperBagPersphone 2 years ago
clever but not funny =[
FireCapeService 2 years ago
aaagghh. towards the end of the movie when he sees voldemort and goes, "...he's BACK!" everyone in the theater i was in was all "DUH!!!" bahaha.
rachelx1129 2 years ago 2
When I went to see it, pretty much the same thing happened
peppercat1515 2 years ago 3
When I went, everyone was like "Yeaaaaah, no kidding?"
MaryannDarkandCie 2 years ago
hahaha!
Klorenemagic 2 years ago 2
felt so good when he got sacked!lol
o0aSdBtFa0o8 2 years ago 2
thats what i thought when i saw the movie.
what an idiot.
The87CheshireCat 2 years ago 2
Fudge isnt evil but is a total douchebag in this book and film if I were harry id kill him right away.
XMIKE920 2 years ago 5
i wonder if they hire wizard/witches that are assasins
The87CheshireCat 2 years ago 2
I suppose Aurors could kind of be considered wizard assassins... hmm... there probably were, for the pureblood supremacists who didn't want to get their hands dirty
mgnkriss 2 years ago
He is stupid lol I like how you added loser at the end.
Hersheykisslover 2 years ago 4
WOW LOL he's such a retard.
Mrfisherjoe 2 years ago 3
OMFG Fudge is like Sherlock Holmes, only better!!
"He's back Mr. Fudge? NO SHIT!" :D
AnzyBevek 2 years ago 5
when i saw this in theaters and he said he's back i'm like NOOOOOO REALLLY?!?!?!?!MORON!!!!!!
btidwell001 2 years ago 3
i wish he would have gotten that to begin with if he did that wouldn't happen and everything would be easier maybe he would still have his job......idiot (i swear FUDGE IS TO EAT NOT TO RULE XD)
36Slave 2 years ago 4
Idiot
olivoil1233 2 years ago 3
PWNED
FiloVanMewa 2 years ago 2
Fudge... poor poor Fudge... -shakes head solemnly-
Wait, what am I saying... YOU SUCK FUDGE! haha
Ryals4 2 years ago 2
...Retard. Guess he just can't admit he's wrong and just lets people's lives go in danger. Stupid Minister. HE SHOULD BE SACKED! (Fired)
Sakura629 2 years ago 2
He was sacked in Half Blood Prince. Sucks for him!!
6684lillian 2 years ago 3
i would say................really stupid
pikmin257 2 years ago
extremely stupid
pikmin257 2 years ago
When i first saw that, i was like "oh really? Sheesh, who dropped you down the stairs? GO GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!"
PirateWizardRebel 2 years ago
haha i love how he says "hes back"
when I first heard that I'm like: dude no shit
SkyCandyProductions 2 years ago 6
loser
RESIDENTofEVIL45 2 years ago 3
when i went to see HP% to the movies every one yelled"DUHHHHH!!" when fudge said hes back
Band898 2 years ago 8
hahaha
appledabbles 2 years ago
doesn't fudge die eventually? psh if not then we should rewrite it so he does... i hate fudge
sepakthetruth 2 years ago 4
He doesn't die because the Death Eaters and Voldemort controlled him... so no one would have killed him(unfortunatley)...
johnlennon616 2 years ago
what a hypocrite! i mean he denied the truth just kuz he wanted to keep his job or whatever puting every person at risk. then hez like hez bak! hez bak! pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDanisheaXP 2 years ago 2
fail hahhaha
JediMasterFisher 2 years ago
Fudge, you're a COMPLETE numbskull..
FredRemusSirius 2 years ago 3
I've noticed that every minister of magic in the book (when Harry was in school) was a complete idiot. However, Fudge beats them all.
Deathisdark5 2 years ago 3
hahah yeap he's a loser xD
ginny9696 2 years ago
FUCK his a LOOSER XD
angelPusen2 2 years ago
lol
AtomicE77 2 years ago
hahah he got so burned and hes an idoit how can he be minister of magic?
jimmydarocker 2 years ago 2
LOL haha BURN!
doublekspartans 2 years ago
He is retarded, that's it...
WeAreTotallyLost 2 years ago
haha fudge is such a prunehead. he needs to get a life.
IsabellaZophie1 2 years ago
Fudge is too nice of a name for him to have! his name reminds me of, well fudge! he should have a name like smelly vomit! then he would remind me of - o you know wat!
dahercool 2 years ago
When he said "He's back!" in the movie, my mom was all like:
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!" out loud; everyone in the theatre knew it was her!
AshAsh1717 2 years ago 3
oh my god! thats HILARIUS!
iamzhippopotimus 2 years ago
Haha!! Thanks!! At least now I know where I get my smart mouth!!
AshAsh1717 2 years ago
fudge is sooooo stupid ud have to b blind not to see moldy voldy is back
lilyrose128 2 years ago
lol fudge is a loser lol
tyronevx 2 years ago
Fudge was always one of my least favorite characters in the book. Fudge is such a pinhead!
Potterfan4ever2010 2 years ago
in that part of the movie when he is like he is back i wanted to be like oh yeah! in ur face!
Mickeely2014 2 years ago
LOZER. haha i hated that part in the book.
nonstoptalkerr 2 years ago 2
When Fudgie, lol , said, HE's NOt BaCk, I WAS SO PISSED, i just felt like sayin, VOLDEMORT, lemme take a picture of u, fudge wont believe its real tho FUCK!@^&RTg
1966065015 2 years ago 2
fudge: he´s not back!
voldemort: appears*
fudge: OMFGWTFHESBACK!!
southlad23 2 years ago 3
lol
xlaughalot08 2 years ago
*snigger* Whotta crooked old sloth pile: show some initative, you shabby bag of lemons!
dasaf56 3 years ago
Order of the Phoenix in 5 seconds
JonnotheHedgehog 3 years ago 3
hahahaha! Fudge is idiot!
FantasticHarry 3 years ago 2
THATS ROCK LOL
moses4611 3 years ago
He is not back!
-Voldemort appears-
He's back! D:
Diamond1234 3 years ago 10
Hahahaha
southlad23 2 years ago
Funny:)
AnettNaruskberg 3 years ago 3
i totally agree the ministers of magic are losers!
artemaus10 3 years ago 3
RETARD! I HATE FUDGE
Sandwhichperson 3 years ago 2
lol!!!! "Loser"
haha so true!
jessywilson 3 years ago 8
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
WarheaDimebag 3 years ago 2
What happened to "Retarded fudge"?
snakesandpythons 3 years ago 10
Meh... I thought stupid sounded better
HarryPotterFanClub 3 years ago
It's funny, when I first saw this, after Fudge said "he's back" a guy in the theater yelled, "NO SHIT!"
Videot01 3 years ago 25
That's exactly what happened to me... After Fudge said it at the premire, this dude just yelled, "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" It was hilarious! And yes, Fudge is retarded, looks like he fudged his pants when he says "he's back'
wiitard07 3 years ago 5
lol, I wish I was there!
Diamond1234 2 years ago
ok then
EastendersUpdates 3 years ago
lol "hes not back" ..... "hes back"
imselfconfident10 3 years ago 4
LOL when i saw this in theaters i was like the only one laughing hysterically at the "he's back" part.
tywhistler 3 years ago 3
Me and my siter did it too, along whit 1/3 of the theater.
StenStyren 3 years ago 2
WAAAHOOO :D
GENIUS !
Apfelle 3 years ago
AWESOMENESS!!!
thestralrider626 3 years ago
what I'm not laughing
narniageek14 3 years ago
Who was worse? Fudge or Scrimgeour?
moviesandmusic10 3 years ago
I think that Fudge. Scrimgeour was at least doing something.
tonenifer 3 years ago
good point.
moviesandmusic10 3 years ago
Scrimgeour
was the worst
you have to remember she
was torturing kids at the school
she even threatned to use the
cruciarses curse on Harry
Fudge was just blind through
fear even though that was
ridiculous of how much evidence he ignored
wacfilms 3 years ago
I think you're talking about Umbridge. Scrimgeour was the new Minister in the Half Blood Prince.
moviesandmusic10 3 years ago
oh right
my bad
I haven't really read any harry potter
books after goblet of fire
so I still haven't memorized all the names
just yet
but yea Umbridge was who I met
wacfilms 3 years ago 2
Scrimgeour! Because hes too boring and doesnt have anything for me to make fun of... Oh and Fudge's name is fudge and thats just awesome! Lol jk Fudge is worse. ;)
Anna131313262 3 years ago 2
Fudge will mess yo up!
Rockergirlol 3 years ago
he's must have a wrackspurt trailing him :P
hpandpotcfan 3 years ago
OMG my friends and I have said that Fudge was a little on the intellectually-challenged side for months! Hilarious and five stars! :D
Anna131313262 3 years ago
LOL. every theater i went to laughed at that last part *rolls eyes* duhh haha
EdSRocksMySocks 3 years ago 3
Retard Fudge! LoL
xcoolxwhipx 3 years ago 3
Hes not back!
later....
Hes back!
killerbumble 3 years ago 4
LOL. Totaly idiotic.
jackskellingtonsora 3 years ago 5
hahaha what an idiot
2705129 3 years ago 5
Hahahahaha!!!! THat's right Fudge!!!! What an idiot!!!! XD
KJsworld13 3 years ago 4
yeah, i noticed that too.......
numbskull10 3 years ago 4
DEE DEE DEE
punkrocker2563 3 years ago 4
Hmm...I say "very".
Webkinzchic55 3 years ago 2
I was laughing A LOT at his "He is back" xD
Kremoria 3 years ago 4
I HATE FUDGE!
Msbmaster12 3 years ago 4
I don't like calling people retarted and "PhillipsVanguard" I'm sorry about your Uncle but can we watch the language please?There is younger people o0n this site who we should be setting examples for.
P.S-Fudge was a loser!!Hello the evidence is incontrivertible! what more do you need?!
cutiecbear 3 years ago
retarded is too bad of a language, my brothers 5 grade teacher said it once, but not in a offensive way, during a class
symbiote35 3 years ago
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FUCK OFF!
Don't Make Fun Of Retarded People, As My Uncle Was!
So Fuck Off You Little Shit!
PhillipsVanguard 3 years ago
Okay.
So stop them.
Wait.
You watched this, seeing the title, so you must not be all that caring.
Was he a man?
Should I stop making fun of people that are men?
So why don't you be the caring little, sad five year old you are somewhere else?
Yossi842 3 years ago
haha!
so lame but so funny!!
evilblooded 4 years ago 2
love the comment: LOSER
RumbitSwe 4 years ago 2
i remember seeing that part for the first time and my friend started laughing so hard because i said 'well no sh*t retard!'
MidnightStarri 4 years ago 2
To true! He is a replica of George W. Bush! HAHA!
princessc300 4 years ago 10
I judge him retard.
Jess046 4 years ago 2
lol
potcblondy1029 4 years ago
hahaha
theocemma 4 years ago
Duh, Fudge! We've been trying to tell you of VOldemort's return for a whole damn year and you've now just started to catch on? How stupid of you!
sidious9000 4 years ago
HA!HA!HA! RETARD
harryhermioneron7 4 years ago
when i watched OOTP in the cinema when he says 'hes back' loads of people behind me just started laughing cuz its like duh we tried to tell you he was back you wouldent believe us.
fernibear 4 years ago 3
Loooooooser!
000xpx000xpx000 4 years ago
Loser! X3
KyrogX 4 years ago
lmao it was the "loser" which made me laugh
rossi213 4 years ago
i dont think hes a retard. . .just scared. but i still dont like him. lol
missyrox394 4 years ago
I almost screamed when i saw that "HE'S BACK" afterward when i was out of the theater i did basically scream and have a fit and he is pretty dang retarted
GGGWinchip 4 years ago
I love those parts and he is a loser!
gingerpotter 4 years ago
Best Less-Than-A-Minute Vid ever!
Hereward1044 4 years ago 3
i hated how fudge tried to turn everyone against harry in the 5th
monicax15 4 years ago 4
awsome !
harrypotteralways 4 years ago 2
Hes Back! Well no dip ya Freakin Sherlock lol i agree i dont like fudge
Tonks1Lupin 4 years ago 2
"He's *not* back!..." "He's back!" Lol! =)
SirMoviepersondude99 4 years ago 7
HAHAHHAHAHA cornelious is an artard HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
XTommyxCenX 4 years ago 2
agree beyond compare.
bccbarongrrl 4 years ago
you should make a higher quality one.
SomeGuyWhoMakesVids 4 years ago
Meh you get the point
HarryPotterFanClub 4 years ago
love it! soo awesome. haha LOSER
chelly346 4 years ago
awesome!
LunaLovegood325 4 years ago
rofl nice lol
rockstarskater 4 years ago
Haha! I just snorted from laughing so hard!
"He's not back!....*whoosh*.....He's back!"
mia246 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA he's bac. wen i saw that every1 in the theater was like DUH!
Ganglperfect 4 years ago
he is not back! HES BACK!
foxyYuna 4 years ago
i luv this vid! its hilarious.....but at the end hermione should of popped up and sed "what an idiot" and then in the middle she shouldve gone " YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!" and like yeah..... yeah i luved in the movie how she sed that and punched malfoy.... that was funny so now my desktop backround is a pic of Draco Malfoy saying "you say 'FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH' like its a BAD thing.... lol
foxyYuna 4 years ago
i don't get it?
news123730 4 years ago
Have you never read the book or scene the new movie? Really whats not to get?
HarryPotterFanClub 4 years ago
i have i get it perfectly
foxyYuna 4 years ago
Ha, i love how stupid the ministers of magic are, sort of he minds you of our political word. (Who said that!, wasn't me)
onx411 4 years ago
onx411: No it was me...I yelled it XD
HarryPotterFanClub 4 years ago
LOL Fudge (start of movie): "He's-not-back"
Fugde (end of movie): "He's back"
LOL in the words of Hermione Granger(quoted from 1st HP movie) "What an idiot"
EvaWilbee 4 years ago
Hahaha I should have added that acene with Hermione at the end.
HarryPotterFanClub 4 years ago
You could make another one with that bit added and call it "Retarded Fudge-Update" or "The new Imporved-Retarded Fudge" lol
EvaWilbee 4 years ago
Or "Retarted Fudge-Reloaded" lol
EvaWilbee 4 years ago
Huh? Its just a quick joke... I really can't make another... Theres nothing more to add.
HarryPotterFanClub 4 years ago
LMAO! Nice vid xD
gangstadolly 4 years ago
fudge? he's an idiot!
zoe9501 4 years ago 2
idiot!
xodancerxo 4 years ago
this movie comes out Dec. 11th in the US and I'm getting it :D
Orly90 4 years ago 2
I no it's so exciting. PS. Not everyone knows this but on November 21, 2008 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince comes out!!! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITING!
Hermioneismytwin14 4 years ago
LOSER FUGE!
Tisdale34 4 years ago
Yay he is a loser and retarded .
MikoHughesFans 4 years ago
ha LOL
idfriends 4 years ago
Yeah. It had to take Harry Potter getting tortured by seeing Voldemort pose for a calendar in his mind in order for that jackass to get through his thick skull that Orochimaru's biggest fan is back. His parents never hugged him.....
FullmetalANDRA 4 years ago
yh in the theatre wen i watched everyone was laughin cuz its like duhhhh we tried to tell u that already
fernibear 4 years ago
LOL xD
beaver1345 4 years ago
Duh!!
stupid Fudge
kissylima 4 years ago
lol
trixxtrixx 4 years ago
LOL
jayharley1 4 years ago
In the theater, everybody chuckled at the "He's back!" part. NO DUH, CORNELIOUS!
WickedLove1992 4 years ago
Loll xD
forgetXyesterday 4 years ago
lol
cristinag5 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha
fireicefalcon2 4 years ago
for making this video!!!!
HPwoman 4 years ago