Office Paper to Toilet Paper - White Goat Paper Recycler : DigInfo

[blindf1sch]

Finally a useful solution for tax forms

[Thycid]

Question: Can I put shit covered toilet paper into it and have it produce clean toilet paper?

[woodfold]

@Thycid

No.

[brandenhoy1]

I want one of these!!!! ITS AMAZING

[317374974]

Don't forget to take the staipels out ;)

[adrisala1]

The logo of the machine makes me remember the "Aperture Science" logo. LOL

[KartSeven1]

@ULiRD :D The moisture in your poop will bleed through the paper and onto your hand :D

[ULiRD]

That looks like useless single-ply toilet paper. The moisture in my poop will bleed through the paper and onto my hand.

But, great invention! :D

[benzlover55]

@ULiRD Er, double it and fold it over???

[rabagast19]

can it transformaculate newspapers too? or is it only ordinary zerox-type paper.

[Bjowolf2]

MS Orifice? ;-)

[goodgoodgoodful]

a perfect machine to shred rejection letter. If you know what I mean.

[DerGeckarbor]

I swear I saw in the Thumbnail ´´Aperture Science´´ O_O

[99akol992]

What if the paper has aids?

[WaiLoungChan]

For the love of god, remember to remove any staples.

[Carwell]

I hope our company can put this re-cycling machine in our office.

[memokk]

fat man gave them super mental powers

[ProtestantsRUs]

What a genuinely clever and whacky idea?

[bornslippy666]

a normal sized office wouldnt buy this machine - apparently its designed for large companies, and recycling firms

[worldbroadcastvideo]

What about the inks and ass cancer?

[xjohnson42]

Looks like a Rube goldberg machine.

"Hey look, paper goes here! then 'something' happens! Hey look in this little cabinet down here. Hey it's toilet paper!"

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

So how soft is it?

[asteroceras]

The machine can only recycle 80 sheets of A4 paper per hour, producing two low-grade toilet rolls (and using large quantities of electricity). The purchase price must be ridiculous and the running costs unreasonable. An all-round better alternative is to simply waste less paper.

[spamarrows]

they should have it work the opposite way.... so pointless hahaha...

[AHPMB]

Japan definitely leads the world in toilet products. This is just yet another example of their commode related genius. I'm not sure why they focus so much of their creative power in the bathroom, but between this and the robo-toilet that can test your blood-sugar, they are clearly on the cutting edge.

[0519075130]

if used with shower toilet,it will not harm your ass.

[skortsianitis777thr]

this will harm your ass!

[chechnya]

Trees that are cut down to make paper are specifically grown to be cut down to make paper.

[paul456]

@chechnya are you sure?

[AP0LL0edc]

I like this idea. Don't forget to remove the staples!!

[Blossomadorable]

The perfect thing to do with your debt notices! :)

[lamahy1]

i'll be like using it and my girl friend would say, "what happen to your ass?", and i happen to say to her that, oh!, that!! hahah, "its nothing honey, its only paper cuts.". hahahahahahah

[valemoro1987]

yeah!!! fantastic!!!

[harmoniouspulp40]

IGreat show yesterday. I just saw the latest episode online at lastnightstvshows (.) com

[nyamo2008]

I'm feeling impulse to throw red peppers into this.

or would you like FRISK?

[mugNflee]

Tenían que ser japoneses...........

[aristotledixit]

will soon be used to recycle euro bank notes

[OmgThisGuy]

want, but the machine is big as hell :/

[MrThomasthemonkey]

it looks like the minute you wipe you're ass the paper sticks on you :\

[Minamiblues]

The comments are as win as the machine XD

[DaJew90]

lets get something like that in america... lol..

[DeathlyCrunch]

A great idea and such but I woudln't wipe myself with it, it's really thin and not very soft looking...

[senorverde954]

what if you forget to remove the staples???

[DeathlyCrunch]

"Removes foreign matter"

[ostapslobodian]

Awesome!

[jimx117]

Finally! Now we can wipe our bottoms with our boss's cost-cutting proposals!

[LadyMaiwyn]

LOL. Pink slip? Throw it in the machine and wipe ur butt with it...LOL

[SpiralJapan]

I do develop the device that the next creates paper from feces

[Prokinetik]

The £65,000 device then flattens the pulp and dries it before churning out rolls of toilet paper. It costs just 6p to create each roll.

It takes 40 sheets of A4 paper to create one roll of toilet paper.

Finally.

[myshirtssuck1]

you need to add an aloe vera button on that turd wipe contraption that paper looks rougher than seals face!!!

[Bluedragon3333]

LOL: Then you can say the documents were for the ass xD

[BaneOfFreeSpeech]

why do people critique these inventions. Do you all understand that these people are fucking Japanese? I am sure that toilet paper can also do fucking math. They probably thought about everything you all said about the product then fixed all that shit in the first day.

[rtu96]

that kinda defeats the purpose of the inkless prepeat rewritable printer.

[ragnarocks0]

@rtu96 it doesn't because the prepeat printer doesn't use paper it uses PET plastic, in other words its "paper" not paper.

[CheekyD21]

@LadyMaiwyn. Allergic reactions aside, surely the bleaching process would kill as many germs if not more than what would be present in the average household/bathroom anyway?

[LadyMaiwyn]

Bleaching is part of the problem with normal toliet paper. Yes the bleach causes issues. Any woman who has this chronic issue knows too. But this machine isnt using any kind of bleach, you can tell by the coloring of the paper.

[angelofdarkness15]

Soft or not as long as this thing works its allll good, : ) Very good on saving trees : D

[GuitarPlayerLoveRock]

it this paper soft ?

[pikuorguk]

You know... with a bit of creative plumbing the machine could be self-sustaining after a while.

[stasiek103]

Zajebiste, nie ma co!

[HomoTuba]

taaa i na pewno się to opłaci hehe

[Jdxthoj]

What happens if you get like paper cuts from it lols

[FenrirWeapon]

that would be kind of rough wiping with that

[hughtub]

TPS reports into TP.

[0999001]

japanese people have cool ideas

[CheekyD21]

What a BRILLIANT idea!

Although quite expensive, here's a thought free of charge from me.

1) Buy a machine.

2) Set up a small shop in a medium/large industrial estate.

3) Charge companies to take away and securely destroy office paper waste.

4) In return, supply each company with toilet paper.

Every office has paper waste, every office by law has to have a toilet for employees.

Win-Win situation!

[LadyMaiwyn]

@CheekyD21 And any existing company that offers shredding and such can in turn recycle and make toliet paper out of it. It is a wonderful idea. Like I said before my only concern would be product safety. The paper has been through many hands before being turned into toliet paper & as long as the machine has some sort of way of disinfecting then no biggie. Otherwise us infection prone women wont be using it.

[rawssremix]

@CheekyD21 Should've kept that one for yourself!

[LadyMaiwyn]

I'd be worried about sterilization.

[pikuorguk]

@LadyMaiwyn It's OK, it's toilet paper, not birth control.

[LadyMaiwyn]

@pikuorguk Women can get infected from unsterile toliet paper especially women who are extra sensitive and more prone to infections Bleached toliet paper and lint from toliet paper causes infections If you are a man then you wouldn't know the hassle we go through And if you are a woman then you must not be one that suffers from chronic infections no matter how clean and safe you keep yourself "Woman" infections are very painful and enough to make any woman want to rip their own hair out

[oOToMeROo]

I don't want to use it with my buttocks, but it's really cool machine.

[Rustyshackleford08]

Interesting, but how much energy does it use? I bet though as they get better it may be a neat machine to have.

[waisiufai0229]

Energy comsuming.

[LadySunchen]

Yeah, you´re right. I think its a very good idea but it would just be profitable for a big office.

[Guessagainkk]

Either way, toilet paper have to be made from some where and thus energy consumption.

The argument really down to the matter of whos in control, industry guys or you.

Majority of reasearches has shown that consumer who are in control of they use + consume (i.e. made themselve rather than it a given), then they tend to save more.

BTW, industry guys use tons of bleaches to make it white (thus more energy). Do people actually care toilet paper colour?

[RadRosa89]

Great way to recycle!

[soap0688]

That shit looks rough...

[CHANGEtheIdiot]

Cool Shit!

[Chaossi]

when we are using only e-mails? how should we make toilet-paper? Using digital toilet-paper? virtual-toilets? please dear asians give us an answer!

[rickster348]

WoW, I sure hope it takes the STAPLES OUT! yuck, yuck.

[The1Z]

@rickster348

Why would you want the staples out? Staples would help you to reach deep inside your ass crack and get with your fingers can not. Plus staples would be a lot softer than that rough toilet paper you'd be using.

[centervilletn]

now we know what to do with all the money being printed here in the states...

[starguard]

I though about ink too. If they release that machine in the US, the first person that uses it and gets ink on their butthole is gonna sue like crazy. Still its a good idea though!

[beauch]

Can it also recycle in reverse?

[Thanmay7]

what about 'ink' on papers?Is there ink in toilet papers ? " clean...?"

[ilovemokona2]

no matter how documents change, their role will still remain, as same as toilet paper

[dannypires1]

-"Here's what I think about the dam Contract!"

[xAKUx]

Billy: "Hi teacher! what did i get on my essay?"

teacher: "billy your essay was soo bad that i used it to wipe my ass"

[Vicbelle87]

lol

[HansTheAtheist]

Hmmm.. I still have a bible somewhere...

[sharronba]

Now I know what to do with my divorced papers

[mosemo91]

thats crap quality, i want some charmins ultra

[datzfast]

here are some issues with this machine,

the heat needed to make the paper comes from very expensive electricity and that same heat has to be removed with very expensive electricity.

[TechRestore]

@datzfast Now if only it were solar powered...

[MikePresents2]

Great, we can convert federal reserve notes to toilet paper. That way they'll hold some value.

[datzfast]

no, it makes more sense to turn toilet paper into federal reserve notes. sometimes thinking out side the box is all that is needed

[ShriveledTadpole]

make sure you remove the staples before you shred it and use it as toilet paper. XD

[Distancian]

WaarMaarRaar

[watdoejebigtime]

idd

[csviri]

Electricity is cheap, think about Nuclear planst... :)

[WiseGuy02]

I'd be checking the rolls for staples!

[LighttheKIRA]

@WiseGuy02 lol

[majer75]

ha now you can wipe your ass with you bosses work

[ThePivotPivot]

how much would a machine like that cost?

[YNunderscoreOM]

@ThePivotPivot Approximatrely 150,000 USD

[ThePivotPivot]

wow, that's a lot. 0_o

[BeanieandCecil]

This is friggin brilliant! My office throws away enough copy paper in a week to make a year's worth of toilet paper. I'll bet our company has personally clear cut half of Washington state for their copier supplies.

[datzfast]

why dont you get a contract with you office to remove the paper and sell it for profit

or make toliet paper and sell it back to them.

[ldsinspokane]

@anakin808 All I can think about is how horrid cedar wood is, lots of little fibers that are difficult to sand. I don't want THAT on my bottom. Guess cedar is the tree used in Japan, we use soft pine in the USA for toilet tissue. That is one area that I want the very best!!

[datzfast]

most toilit paper is from recycled paper.

you need short fibers so the paper will not

have wet strength . you need it to fall apart in water. can you guess why?

[DUDENOFF]

Realy nice idea, but also would be nice to know how much energy (electricity) used for one roll of toilete paper? If this machine "eating" electricity like hell, then it is not benefitial.

[LastRhodesian]

Now, the machine you see in the video is the Mark 2. The original model was installed in 2001 in 10 Downing Street, for the then Prime Minister Tony Blair, after former President Bush had Buy one, Get one Free! put in the White House. However, they worked in reverse. Tony simply put crap filled toilet paper into one end and Hey Presto! - out came manuscripts claiming Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, which we now know was a load of bullshit, mostly Tonys.

[videogamerdude567]

yes it saves lot of trees

[danich45]

being green myself, i already wipe my butt with used office paper, this may reduce the paper cuts on my ass. so, i'm going to say yes to this

[datzfast]

i am older that you guys so hear is the truth, computers caused the world to use 5x the paper befor computers, why because a computer can print on paper

[baddmanaz]

would it be asking too much to have another machine to turn the soiled toilet paper back to office paper?

[lpa53]

I wonder if they use TPS reports to make the TP ...

[Aerial29]

these are the most uncomfortable toilet paper... i can only imagine some dude has to turn in some paperwork, takes a shit and finds out he has no toilet paper XD

All that hard work goes down the drain, literally.

[ecsyntric]

i assume the machine would mostly be waiting for the paper to dissolve in water which is the natural pulping process. this doesn't take much energy except running a stirrer. the subsequent process of drying the pressed sheets would be the only step requiring some electricity. rolling the sheets once again should be simple. all in all maybe like running two or three microwaves at most?

[datzfast]

i used to make toilet paper at a mill. 20 feet wide 60 miles per hour 24 hour a day 7 days a week, three machines, all recycled paper. i used to dream they put potatoes in and made pringles chips

LOL

[sealio9]

Interesting

[eeeno]

Is it energy efficient? I think not.

[baconismagic]

@eeeno It might be pretty reasonable, especially if you consider that there are also shipping costs for both materials and finished products for normal toilet paper, as well as the energy involved with getting/creating source material.

[CurlyJessie]

Looks scratchy on my bum.

[kobimog]

A used sanitary napkin is recycled in China.

[shiagu]

very very nice , imported in italy ???

[inmylovefantasy]

wow!

[TheWickedWhitestripe]

1:56 That logo..... Apeture Science?

[anebg]

I dont want to whine or anything but I'm assuming that thing eats a lot energy to produce its result

[jdornbos]

@anebg I was going to ask the same question. Probably just like E85 from corn, costs more energy to produce it than what it is providing.

[leloodallasmultipass]

you are probably right, even though you are a whiner.

[kufel99]

I'm waiting for mini-heavy duty version of this gadget ;)

[sinblesser]

Kinda nasty, there's still ink on the paper!

[antdude]

That thing is huge!

[j0mba1337]

thats what she said

[antdude]

Who? ;)

[j0mba1337]

your sister ! ha! (=

[antdude]

I have a sister? I never knew that! When? Where? =P

[thenationalraptor]

we can get infected because it still has ink

[MRagnos]

infected? you must be joking..

[ION8080]

@thenationalraptor :

Is it because ink is poisonous? Last humanity check: SO IS SHIT????

[tampabayproductions]

we should try it on the Health Care Bill. It would be enough ass paper for a Year.

[beer777777]

"so what did you wipe your ass today with?" ... " My cell phone bill..."

[Pokercountry]

All I can say is, it's about time!

[Sergiuss555]

i didn't get what they do with toner powder(??).

it's going to be unsalutary for health.

[Sergiuss555]

i mean the toner powder should be removed from paper somehow before it's used for toilet.

[MajinBoo321]

Awesome invention. Though there might be a flaw in this machine if there was an asshole who forgets to take out the staplers.

[mukiex]

@MajinBoo321

A neodymium magnet somewhere in the mixing process might mitigate the staple problem substantially.

[calladuz]

@MajinBoo321 yeah lol, staples would be very, very bad.

[1benA2]

I wonder what it would look like if you used a bunch of different colored papers at once. Or if a staple got stuck in there somewhere. Ouch

[KalKyuLayTor]

It needs to be 2ply.

[nambinhvu]

If you want 2ply just pull out double the sheets and fold it in half...don't be lazy lol

[lambert2193]

Quick, someone grab the Constitution!

[CrashGames2108]

The constitution was written on parchment, not paper.

[krrrruptidsoless]

@CrashGames2108

But the people that wrote after it deserve this machine to get rid of what it has become since then.

[kingcameronII]

It'll surely sting your ring

[btnheazy03]

where is the button to dispense a bacon?

[destituteillusion]

not looking forward to papercuts on my sphincter.

[btnheazy03]

i didn't know pulp can cause paper cuts

[destituteillusion]

when's the last time you wiped your ass with pulp?

[btnheazy03]

you have to let it dry first, junior.

[destituteillusion]

yes, then it's called toilet paper. fuck, i suppose youtube has an idiot-intensifying effect on anyone using it, even redditors.

[btnheazy03]

why are you getting so worried about getting papercuts on your asshole from toilet paper, when white goat toilet paper is made practically in the same manner as store-bought toilet paper? i think we both know who is the real idiot here

[destituteillusion]

why can't you read a statement for being a joke? i'm not actually concerned. i'm never going to use the machine. now who's the fucking idiot? both of us! we're arguing on the internet, you fucking idiot!

[btnheazy03]

can't imagine the lobotomized wretch who would find that "joke" funny .. . try again/harder

[destituteillusion]

derp

[parttimehuman]

That was probably the greatest comment I've ever seen on youtube. Not that big of an accomplishment, but still..

[mkicon]

You never know. If this thing really takes off, you may very well be using toilet paper produced by it!

[AbqHalsey]

So you can turn TPS reports into TP?

[NSResponder]

So, if someone sends you a contract that you don't like, you can tell them "sign it? I'll wipe my ass with it!", and it won't just be a figure of speech.

-jcr

[corght]

great idea