Duncan Calls An Alcoholic Hotline

[Kardengos]

who the bitching laughing in the back ground u fail at prank calls

[JayBTV]

Love the free laughs! Hope ya make more calls in 2012...

[MAH1500]

my ears !!! fuck !! wtf intro is that !!!

[TheSilentXIII]

god damn i had headphones and when i played this the intro song blasted my ears wow my ears hurt but nice call XD

[Sparisi1122]

@TheSilentXIII Haha, sorry about that. I decided when I return from hiatus there will be no more song intros. I really appreciate you taking the time to comment and always love to hear when people enjoy my work.

[TheSilentXIII]

@Sparisi1122 lol np :) so far my favorite duncan call i hear for a long while keep up the great work.

[lemurianchick]

That song nearly gave me a heart attack. Don't do that!

[SuperRagingBlast]

2:50 Incoming Rape Face I hope you arent eating

[Sparisi1122]

@SuperRagingBlast Haha

[dsavish]

whats with all the black folks running the hotline ? lol.

doesn't seem like one white person or other race there.....

.

ahha.

[iownyouall4444]

awesome intro, jfac is so good. hilarious video too. thanks!

[clutchmc22]

gay loud annoying intro

[xhemexx]

Franks "Do WHAO?" has such a melodical sound to it, I think thats why we love it so much and get such a kick out of it.

[thebladezmanII]

Benny Hill is Salsa music? lol

[KidFunkyFry15]

when she kept askin about the phone signal, you shoulda said "can you understand this? fugg yew!"

[WrestlingBC12]

Good call if you can get passed the horrible intro.

[Galacticmaster]

is that what they do then, when a drunk calls,

laugh at you for calling help?

[mynameaborat993]

awesome intro song, nice job

[Cab0cl0]

They are very unprofessional for laughing at Mr. Garrett.

[metalxx7]

whats the intro song?

[Sparisi1122]

@metalxx7 Suspended By The Throat - Job For A Cowboy

[greenrangerv1]

I'm confused. Duncan don't drink, don't need to, he's too damn old.

[DavieDave59]

lololol

[rjky1986]

Oh yew son ova bitch, I've never called yer housh.

[rjky1986]

Awesome, quality call.

[MrMrMoto]

oh that made me chuckle

[TithonusSyndrome]

I wonder if Duncan's alcohol problem made him think metalcore was cool. I hope he gets the help he needs, and fast.

[Sparisi1122]

@TithonusSyndrome

I think that's a problem I need to get fixed. Though I'm not as much of a fan as I used to be, I still like a lot of bands that in my opinion don't follow the same generic tough guy metalcore template.

It was however my gateway genre for more extreme music such as death metal, black metal and all subgenres related, for better or worse.

[TithonusSyndrome]

The fact that you're cool and mature about the fact that the genre has shortcomings is good enough for me. Most people have a reaction like tribal primitives, and they scurry to the defense of their tribe/genre with religious fervor.

[Sparisi1122]

@TithonusSyndrome

I'm not into any one genre. Don't listen to metalcore that much anymore. I like a lot of different music, too many to list. Metalcore just happens to be another genre I enjoy, and really don't have a stake for any particular genre.

[TheRealistWayofLife]

@TithonusSyndrome Why are we talking about music?

[sailormoonorange]

@Sparisi1122

jopmaseh

Re: how can u tell its him or me.

but ye said ur like the trinity so ur still all of them b ut different personalities... but y would ye..

or maybe ur just one person and the others are different but ye do similar things cuz ye all work for YT

Sent to: sailormoonorange

[ad6speeds]

They like Frank as much as we do!

[AfghaNPranksteR]

looks like da hotline ppl were having a sesh right dere .. dey were all coughing so hard

[hallajavel]

whats the dogs name?

..

I mean, whats the songs name?*

[Misanthropia423]

Yew 'bout the funniest man we done heard in a year.

[maximusclecyclone]

hahah just randomly came across this and its fucking excellent 5* + fav

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks :]

[TheChrisV420]

He don't drink!

[Botany101]

too damn old!

[Pandanobear]

What song is that?

brutal

[Malicorian]

shes pretty nd the talker has an actual sense of humor

[Mr1983gayboytommy]

give you a kiss

[Ileko1]

guy: whats your cell phone number

frank: duncan constuction

[gayboytommy20010]

lol

[gayboytommy20010]

Stupid SOB I getting tired of your shit

[MDJarv]

This shit cracks me up!!

[squashsatch]

5:21 Lady: What's a dozer? Duncan: You know you gotta be the stupidest SOB I ever met. LOL

[devaloki]

great one! bravo bravo! lol

[thisgirlroxs314]

hey its liz why would u get arestid 4 this

[Sparisi1122]

I'm not going to get arrested for this. Verdanabyss has no fucking clue what he's talking about. He makes prank calls too.

[DunkanConstruction]

thats what im talking about

[Sparisi1122]

Don't listen to verdantabyss, he has no clue what he's talking about. He makes prank calls as well.

[elelisrael]

they can catch you only if you really call them 24/7

[HomelessNigger]

This one was brilliant...

[nyccarini]

hahaha, cool name and picture

[filthynumber1]

hey does your momma still got worms crawling on her pussy! lol

[dannydevitopranks]

This is one of my favorite Duncan videos

[verdantabyss]

i dont give a shit

[DunkanConstruction]

Yesh

[MrJuggsFromDa816]

Salsa music lmao...

[elelisrael]

can someone uploud the call when frank was the victim?

[openuniverse2003]

I'm not sure about the original Frank call, but the original Jesus Lady call is out there. Search for all the "Duncan" prank calls. If I find it I will post the YouTube ID # in a subsequent post.

[openuniverse2003]

YouTube watch? v = RAtSuADoztg

For when the Jesus Lady got "hit".

[Sparisi1122]

Ask W3baholic about it. He did the original with Deacon Frost and took it down a while ago.

[Umberto2]

now listen you stupid sonofabitch, i've never called yer house

[Battletoad88]

Thats a horrible alcoholic hotline....I mean, do they meaningfully laugh at all the people who call? And to think their being mean to Duncan??? HELL NO!

[KleWdSide]

The "kiss" bit was priceless

[KleWdSide]

They're having too much fun w/ Frank lol

[casienwhey]

Just had a thought, if W3baholic had never taken up prank calling, the world would never have experienced Duncan. Countless lives he has touched. Odd how life works.

[DavieDave59]

haha

[davidsulik]

rofl he said dozer and dirt work and they still said whats a dozer. they are retarded lol

[zomgjabroni]

So Dusty Rhodes works at an alcoholism hotline now?

[Johnny8242]

BRAVO LMAO !!!!

[Cirvantes123]

hey lemme tell ya how I feel FUCK YOU

[shankninja]

who the fuck is this Duncan guy?

[rocksoliddude1]

frank garrett from the usa, he's a victim of angry black guy and his responses to black guy were recorded and used as a soundboard

[shankninja]

is there a video of him being abused?

[RIPebz]

he's a victim of joe pesci

[RIPebz]

oh wait my bad. the black guy's a victim of joe pesci. duncan is a victim of biff tannen or however you spell his name

[Sparisi1122]

Duncan is actually the victim of countless soundboards and sometimes people talking themselves. He's been called by Boomhauer, Angry Black Guy, Tom the Pissed off roofer, and many many more.

The first call ever to him was by W3baholic with a Deacon Frost soundboard.

[verdantabyss]

lol i love that deacon call - duncan's responses were great :D

[maultliquorman]

i dont give a shit HA HAAAAAAA

[AirborneRooster]

LoL...Great call! i love the end..co..co..cock sucker

[DunkanConstruction]

Helllow ????? This is frank garrett

[LordHines420]

"what's a dozer, sir?"

"you know, you've got to be stupidest mother fucker I ever met!"

LOL!!

[smerritt187]

ditto..send me the soundboard

[smerritt187]

HAHAHAHA this is great im with mountainman NC where can i get the soundboard

[DarknessNight]

This one is pretty good.

[mountainmanNC]

haha, sweet vid dude, but how do i get that soundboard? ive been lookin everywhere and no luck

[bigkyle07]

Franks getting personal!

[bigkyle07]

Buddy your out of your mind, I dont have a dozer and I dont do dirt work.

That line was totally random during that call, they prob did believe he had a drinking problem. I hope Frank gets some help ASAP

[Sparisi1122]

Hahahahaha, I know! A lot of places I call they ask if he's drunk.

[loserguy1022]

dont call me anymore you stupid cocksucker

[LordHines420]

LMAO

[DunkanConstruction]

give you a kiss? frank what you been drinking or smoking?

[brooklynnite86]

have you had too much to drink......yes

[Fallconn2]

lol yknow this is a great duncan call, the best ive heard in a long time !

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks a lot! I appreciate it.

[Fallconn2]

lol so much for the help, they were laughing at him lol

[Parashooter24]

brilliant!!! next time zoom in on his red face.lol

[Distance144]

lol

"did you have to much to drink sir?"

"yes"

[casienwhey]

I cant believe they are laughing at Duncan! So much for the help line...

[Santaslayr]

I LOVE DUNCAN

[THriCEB]

I got numbers for anyone who needs them

[PhoneGuruX]

those people were assholes though, they knew he was really drunk and they were just laughing at him lol

[Sparisi1122]

Haha! I know!

Duncan was drunk, drunks can't always control themselves. So funny though, I would have never expected them to laugh at him.

Thanks for watching! And keep up the good work.

[GovmentTookMaBaby]

i kinda think they knew it was a prank, or at least i hope they did. if not, yeah they were total assholes.

[Sparisi1122]

The funny part is they didn't.

[gayboytommy20010]

That Chick is so hot

[PhoneGuruX]

lol

"did you have to much to drink sir?"

"yes"

[BlackSabbath279]

Great call. Those people on the other line sound so retarted.

[gayboytommy20010]

I'm doing alright how are you?

[Cigaro1887]

Lmao! where did u get your dunkan soundboard?

[Sparisi1122]

I'll send you the link in a private message, it's a pain in the ass adding DOT, because it's a long link.

[skateboarder585]

i can hear you laugh!

haha

[dizeestl]

LMFAO nice work. check out my latest call to the racist redneck

[Sparisi1122]

Hahaha, I did dude. I've watched every single one of your videos.

Thanks for the support.

[xxsnaketrixxx]

"do you have to much to drink sir" "yes"

lmao