Midnight Sun Pt. 12

[masterplusmargarita]

Wait. Edward (And so, of course, SMeyer) says that Bella is a "Serious person. A responsible person"

I don't think she remembers what she wrote! You remember that part in one of the books were she

-Drives an old, unstable motorcycle at full speed down a highway to be able to hallucinate that Edward's there

-JUMPS OFF A FUCKING CLIFF for the exact same reason

?

I do, but I don't think SMeyer does. If she does, and she thinks that's the definition of "responsible", I'll go mail her a dictionary.

[Saktmodig]

Is that annotation at 05:07 about Good Omens? Hell yeah!

[SlashFirestorm]

EDWARD, WE GET IT, YOU'VE BEEN A VAMPIRE FOR EIGHTY YEARS, EXCEPT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN A VAMPIRE FOR SEVENTY YEARS. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL US ANYMORE.

gaaaaaah

[Velox415]

Wow. All this talk from Eddycunt about undermining Bawla and trying to make her think she's insane and whatnot -- it reminds me of something I watched last week about how Prince Charles did that to Princess Di, telling her he was home when he wasn't, telling the servants to lie to her, etc. As if either of those men couldn't be creepier, I just realized how much they have in common.

[Ninja1Ninja2]

@Velox415 Perhaps Smeyer was drawing parallels towards the two.

No, she's not smart enough to know how to do symbolism.

[YamsRyu]

You know I know idiots do speed on ice. But you'd think kids who had grown up in a place where shit like this happens all the time they'd know speeding on icy roads = worst shit ever.

Oh wait yeah this is Meyer's attempt at lol drama.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Why the hell does she just STAND there when a car is coming right for her?

Even if she had no brain, she should at least have brain-stem functions that should tell her to get out of the way when something is heading right for her..

I think Tyler was momentarily possessed by the Spirit of Good Writing and went on a maniacal rampage that would've started with Bella and ended with him killing all the sparklepires.

[YamsRyu]

@EarthlyMaidenLita

Btw not defending it or anything but having been in a near accident myself, it's not that you stand there like a brain dead idiot, but you just can't register fully, what you're taking in. Like, you don't want to believe it's about to happen.

Thankfully with me I realized in time to scream at my dad to stop and snap him out of his stupor, because a bitch just STOPPED INFRONT OF US ON A HIGHWAY cause yeah you just stop your car, on a highway, god damn some people.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@YamsRyu Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

..I still have no idea why Tyler randomly started driving into a school parking lot at a ridiculous speed. It seems as though all of these humans are kindof idiots..

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@YamsRyu Well, that I can understand. It's that 'deer in the headlights' sort of thing. I can give her that.

Still, I wonder why Edward wasn't affected by this at all, and why no one else seemed to be concerned about it at all.

Is that just her bad writing? I mean, the scene seems oddly subdued when she doesn't mention the reactions of anyone else.

[Pooky1991]

I LMAOXD

[animemusicmaniac]

I thought "aw yeah girl" right when your annotation popped up! XD

[emilygclarinet]

Umm, "drug" is not the past tense of "drag". That's one of my pet peeves.

Also, the Kronos Quartet is awesome.

[BaboonBunny]

Why is Bella's chin always jutting out? Does she have some kind of giant Bruce Campbell chin now?

[JohnMooreification]

12:59 What about 'The douche gazes also?'

[Athils]

Also love the Good Omens reference.

[Athils]

Someday, centuries from now, there will be a college class on bad fiction. Irene Iddesleigh will probably be the Beowulf of this subject, and Twilight will be its Arthurian romances.

[BlueUncia]

Guh... So long-winded... And I thought I had problems with compressive editing.

Granted, this was an unfinished manuscript, but still. XD

[TheShadowKing1988]

"I crashed into to the ground..."

I dunno. Something seems wrong with this phrase. And to think it was a professional author writing this? Everyone makes mistakes, and I knew Smeyer isn't the best writer, but wow!

[Wispiss]

I like how he was worried about the driver for a second, and then he just let the car fall so all the fucking glass shattered right on him. SO HEROIC!!!

Also, you have perfected Bella's voice. It's so beautiful!!

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

GUUH I finnaly found something worse than twilight XP

[sparklecat03]

awwww, he's trying to gaslight her!! how cute and not creepy!

[SlamminWolfgang]

"That seemed in line with what little I had learned of her character."

Don't worry, Ed; it may not seem like much, but you already know everything about her character.

[triplequeen]

Her voice is fun to listen to, too.

[caz1764]

8:48, no the catastrophe that is this series will never end. Alas

[EclipseMoonXIV]

Still totally surprised this isn't a fanfiction.

I honestly thought it was until I googled it.

[Astro7Nut]

Another great dramatic reading to make my night complete.

[kimarous]

15:48 Trussst in meeeeeee.... jussst in me. Shut your eyyyyes... and trusssst in me...

[manwithoutabody]

@kimarous Yeah, pretty much.

[Cheratomo]

I WAS FRO-ZEN, TODAY!