Sound bites

[babyrandellio]

hahahaha.



[squeak69316]

thats some funny shit

[Shellibean2780]

You are fuckin awsome!!!!!

[MATTx602]

Hahaha I put the one at 3:09 as my voicemail thing. Wonder what my fucking business teacher that calls me every day will say about that

[FadeNXC2]

from 2:40-3:27 is just fucking hilarious...

[EnigmaSolved]

haaaaaaaaa...i'm gonna rip them all off and sell them on a late night infomercial!!! and if you act now...

[LockedInside91]

Ok, this is the fucking greatest thing I've ever heard in my fucking life. Way to go Scary Dave! Once I figure out how to get these, I WILL be using them!

[ghostofperdition2188]

I will be using these, and you will be getting credit. Yay.

[Krysannia521]

I like the one "Leave a message and we'll take a vote"... we've got some dipshit giving out our number to evade relatives and bill collectors... though if you've got anything specifically for that I'd use it. :D

[yngwoofer]

I love the thanks for calling, now fuck off. Classic.

[Stormchaser2be]

lmao...dave i used to the that said "hi...is anyone there?...its stephen...stephen...stephen...­fuck you...leave me a message!!" lmao..good one dave..priceless...however if you have a problem with me using your idea i will change my voicemail

[apansa1]

hell yeah that was some funny shite =)

[SpartanMk1]

WOW dave you're wearing a shirt!

are you ill or something?! :O

[Oddsweb]

he he he, I still think your "you suck" song does it well :¬D But some of these are really good for a person we know who always misses his calls :¬D

[Wolfsbaner]

The only way you could possibly be more awesome is if you somehow could shoot lasers out of you eyes...which I am pretty sure you can anyways.

[theloathlydaddy]

The scariest thing was that I found myself thinking, "hey, that's not bad, I should use that on my answering machine...". If I had an answering machine that is. Hilarious video!

[mindya12]

da da dahhhhhhh, dah dah dah dah dah! dah dah dah! My favorite hold music ever!

[thedeadman02xl]

dave ur almost at 100!

[belthazar666]

Why didn't I think of it before? I will use "I like boobies" as my ring tone!

[johnfinbarburke]

hahahahaha  very funny dave

[LilCav68]

ummm.. I love when you're on my phone (sometimes) I will grab the sound bites (maybe) Have a great one (not really) :P

;0)

[kenrg]

I'll be using some of those last clips there... If I can just come up with something worthy.

[JoeTheDrummer420]

that shit is pretty fuckin funny.keep up the good work.

[MBRHIndustries]

hahaha, meat grenade. these were pretty funny man, and the best part is that people are actually going to use them. XD

[Tuulish]

was allready using your songs as ring, atm its your "Dove-song" ;) i change it once in a while. (hope you dont mind).. ;))

[Snuilp]

Thanks Dave for making live so much funnier! :D LOL!

[dctcool]

dude think I can use some of these in one of my next videos?

[dctcool]

"Hey we can't get to the phone right now, but if you'll leave a message we'll take a vote and see if it's worth calling you back,"

"No one's home you fucking stalkers"

Man I have so got to use some of these somehow

I so have to use some of these

[masmike7065]

You're crazy. I like crazy.

[rsummitt]

hahaha lose the shirt Dave you sexy thing !! too funnyhahahahaha

[johnfinbarburke]

lool <

[BullRunnn]

A garden of audio bliss maintained with all the energy of a thunderous chainsaw. With a stuck throttle and no muffler. The world doesn't seem the same after watching this.

[popsuckits]

Very funny

[proudyke]

AWESOME DAVE!!!

[marquisdejolie]

So I can use these to introduce my frickin videos? Your permission?

[thechurchofdave]

marquisdejolie : Everyone gets the right to use these in their videos for free. Please give me a credit is all I ask. :)

[Tobie2]

That was some funny SHIT!

[TheBluelightRomance]

DAve, no one can imitate bad elevator music quite like you can.

[Largo64]

This was hilarious! I wouldn't dare use it. If my 85-year-old aunt called and got this on my call answering she'd have a heart attack!

Jeezus! It must be cold where you are! A SHIRT?

[heolstor]

I'm sorry, the person you've been stalking is unable to answer the phone because they are currently on the radio talking to the sniper who's about to put a bullet in your brain.

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...man i gotta figure out how to make this a soundbite for my phone.

[ovationceleb]

Top quality, ScaryDave goodness... Oh Yeah!

[bizkin]

nice work

[JeeprzCreepers56]

3:26 is funny.

[xxitsmyfault]

whoa, you're wearing a shirt, it's so awkward!

[poorogue]

OMG! YOU ARE WEARING A SHIRT!!!