Jim Cramer Saves The Market!

[THERollyboy123]

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[Jonnybarbs]

Erin Burnett is not annoying

[MrMawnster]

what a fuckin incredible buy...what a time...wish I had been on and trading at that point....wouldn't have to fuckin work at my shitty job today hahahahah

[mspol222]

GUESS WHERE PG IS RIGHT NOW. UP 16 FROM THIS DATE.... HES ALWAYS RIGHT.... excpet for the banks in 08

[sprylama]

Jim Cramer ,,, americas snake oil salesman

[weedhopperps51]

I find it astounding how many people have a negative opinion on this guy. Besides being one of the only truly entertaining people on a financial program the guy is an absolute genius. Is he right every time? Of course not. I've lost money before on stocks he recommended but he's been right a hell of a lot more than he's been wrong. Try bringing up the charts on the 3 stocks I've heard him plug the most over the last year: Apple, Netflix and Chipotle Mexican Grill and you'll see what I mean.

[mbmorrison]

For all you dweebs who like to mock Jim Cramer, FYI he is worth $50 to $100 million and he made it in stocks. Why don't you try and do the same and let us know when you get there.

[Mssinc10]

CNBC spoof !!!! So funny! search for "Larry King and Sarah Palin talking about CNBC" wuaaaaaaaaaa wuaaaaaaaaaa Cramer is an Idiot!!

[tvdownloads]

Probably cramers' best call in hiistory right there.

[stormfox1]

stupid woman is only looking at the graph, she has no idea what she is fucking talking about

[jflor98]

Cramer is great, I follow his action alerts portfolio and he's up huge on this past year. He returned 24% on average in his hedge fund, I bet the people that he managed money for were greatly disappointed when he quit and started a tv show.

[Maziyar]

the market is gonna crash this year BP's Oil Spill The list goes on and on and its all leading up to the mid terms. we can either bring a republican back in office or we can do our homework. an independent. you kno that candidate that doesn't have commercials on tv the candidate lucky to get 0.85 % of the vote. lets vote for our interests.

[ytgv3fc7]

this is what Cramer looks like with no script - baffoon

[manlius]

Whoa! As if Cramer isn't annoying enough by himself, where the heck did these women come from that can't shut up?!?!?!?

[todayonmtt]

Jim Cramer saves the market!? What the fucking hell you are talking about? It is just a technical error. If you believe in Capitalism, you should not look upon someone to save the world.

[userkc2008]

Geezzz..... Why people listen and follow Kramer is beyond me. I can see people listen to Kramer and do opposite of what he say, cuz that makes sense.

[voyeurdug]

Wouldn't be surprised to learn - in a month or so - that some tech genius figured a way to jigger the system, was in at the bottom and out before the closing bell with a couple tens of millions.

[mckeesk]

First of all, beckie quick i love; those two on this clip should know to defer to jimbo. These trades were later cancelled, btw.

[ytgv3fc7]

@mckeesk cancelling trades is like revoking winning lottery tickets - absolute fraud and rigged market gulag casino mafia robbery.

[Muffins117]

thumbs up if you thought it said "Jim Carrey"

[ddull2000]

Jim Cramer's mouth tries to keep up with a fast market.

[ObamaPress]

ha ha! I love Jim Cramer! This was brilliant!

[AlionNoob]

that is so crazy, he is a beast

[Pkr]

This is not Cramer's program.. she had to stay on top of him to keep her position on her program.... I am convince none of them know shit.... go with bonds... stability anyway.

[ytgv3fc7]

@Pkr nope, bonds will default very soon too. Stability is gold, rising profits with more risk is silver, so much else now is just compost index, not composite index.

[Johannady]

SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!!

[ScabbyHole99]

Shouldn´t these women be on the Sandwich Channel?

[Avexar]

DOW DOWN OVER 9000 !??!?!?!1

[Weequay2]

"That lady in red was so frickin annoying, LET THE MAN TALK MY GOD." QFT

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

what tha fuck are they talkin about.

[average220]

@JOS3EMMANUEL +1

[AmazinMaz1]

I have a question people:

When the stocks crash, we the people give them our tax money, but when the stocks go through the roof, then we don't get anything, as if we've been forgotten?

[Lyeaest]

@AmazinMaz1 That's not a question.

[AmazinMaz1]

@Lyeaest

I guess a rhetorical question.

But what do you feel about the statement?

[cbatchler]

@AmazinMaz1 and who are u?

[AmazinMaz1]

@cbatchler

Does not matter i can be a bum or a fucking CEO.

[ytgv3fc7]

@AmazinMaz1 it's an offer you can't refuse. Thanks to "cancelled trades", a crime in and of itself with no appeal process permitted, now even if you wanted your money out it's right back in and you have to suffer. No voluntary market, no unrigged market, all gulag slavery now. You play the slots till your cash is gone , like it not.

[SamSpade2010]

TV has turned into endless babble.

[LovelyLonelyLewis]

i thought it said jim carrey saves the market

[Cyprusg21]

That lady in red was so frickin annoying, LET THE MAN TALK MY GOD.

[chompers88]

its called mass manipulation. Its no accident

[jamestakeshi]

@chompers88 Probably..

[papavalium]

I'm starting to think that supposed Fat Finger story might of been fake.

[treid100182]

CRAMER is the negation of Capitalism. Capitalism itself is the negation of Capitalism.

[fireandcars]

Its 3 o' clock. Why aren't those women at home cooking dinner??

[DustinDosh]

Boo capitalism lol. :)

[kac56]

One of the few times that Cramer was right...Erin Burnett needs to calm down and STFU.

[Hitamaru]

BE QUIET WHEN CRAMER IS TALKING

[scanlonized]

the crooks at work

[ephesus]

I wish that chick in the red would STFU instead of saying random shit that anybody can plainly see by just looking at the graph. Add something useful, you waste of space.

[Kharmatos13]

the dude said "Capitulation with no bid side" meaning this shit is nothing but market manipulation, it's total bull shit. Why is anyone in the stock market when it's so obviously and blatanly MANIPULATED. BULL SHIT. Fuck Goldman Sachs and all of those clowns. This is FRAUD. SEND PEOPLES ASSES TO PRISON.

[Voyeur12]

The SEC Circuit Breaker Modified Alternative Uptick Rule (amendments to Rules 200(g) and 201 of Regulation SHO) goes into effect May 10, with 100% compliance due by Nov. 10. Wall Street bear-raided one last time, causing the "Big Glitch" on Thursday. They'll be an economic clash this Fall as the ChiComs re-set their 5-year plan, but not float the yuan and the IMF decides to keep them out of their Special Drawing Rights pool!

[xetlive]

Somebody typed 16 billion shares instead of 16 million shares. When the error was noticed it was fixed and everything was back to normal... I hear it was somebody at citigroup.

[PanzerN9Ne]

Saved the market?!?!? it was falling with the rest of the market and those prices obviously reflected the fears and quick selling during the 1,000 point plummet. P&G stock would have returned to a price that more accurately reflects the company's strength and Cramer could have only sped that up and in turn letting less people get in and benefit from this fear driven underselling.

[SexCyberGuideCom]

i love this

[kentmanuel79]

The only machine that broke down was the PPT until they got control back. This market is COMPLETELY RIGGED!

[khamdoun]

@kentmanuel79 yes, it is rigged and it showed that day.

[mbmorrison]

Jim Cramer is great!! I want to know what all his picks are

[kyu012]

Jim cramer is a tool. this guy is still on TV?

[sniped101]

he told me to buy google and i was in at ... 300... still in ...

[rdrakken]

Cramer is a fucktard. the guy contradicts himself more times than a politician. The guy was great before he got his own show and he became a salesmen.

[allenst]

those fuckin broads are NOT what you need to be listening to for "advice"

[esh1]

@allenst I have to promote equality and they are clever beings but in this very instance, I hate the f***ing giggling of these dumb b*****es. Business is Business!!! If I wanted to hear their crap, I'd put on porn!!

[ciberwarrior]

Saves the market?? WTF. Last I heard, that baldy was blaming computers, like it's terminator movie. I won't be surprised if it was a manipulation from his buddies at Goldman and other hedge funds.

[gotitans999]

So... what about you guys at CNBC laughing at Peter Schiff & Ron Paul? That's what I thought...

[dmix09]

i need college money, someone teach meee =(

[Hold423]

Cramer: "The Machine is broke..."

No, the system is broke.

[InfiniteUniverse88]

Anyone with common sense would have thought the same thing Jim Cramer did, if they were following the market at that time. Jim Cramer doesn't deserve credit for the market rebounding.

[quinn0o0]

Can somebody tell that bitch to shut the fuck up?

This is exactly why women shouldn't have a talk show. They talk over people and make listeners ears bleed.

[ricstonx]

remember the WORDOFTHEDAY a* holes........capitulation!!! ahhhhh

[kevinarea]

The guy who made 500G's is going to have his trade reversed. No one is going to make money on that dip. Cramer is a jerk, I wish I could return his books that I bought 2 years ago. Thank you Mr. Stewart for calling him out.

[RedvsBlueGoD]

This guy is a idiot.

[fairalways]

I note that on his show he said the HE saw PG on the tape. Erin did. This guy has no shame. It's all about him. Any pro who saw this called it. I give credit for CNBC for having a pro on at the time. But they should do much more of this real-time trading commentary.

Also, remember that Cramer made his money moving others' money, not his own initially. Getting rich in the market when one has little with which to begin involves taking great risks backed by great homework

[WONDOCTORJ]

HERES A STOCK TIP ----BUY CANNED FOOD

[ash4260]

I can not stop listening Listen now

/watch?v=w9GSrNhTHGw

[Craigipedia]

I don't like Jim Cramer all that much... but the way he just approached that with cool calm when the other people were flipping out was awesome. The "there, I just made someone 500 Gs" comment was perfect.

[ugboy1]

Cramer scares me sometimes!

[DemiGuy]

The markets are more about perceptions rather than actually values of a company per stock share, so this is interesting to see people jump on a bandwagon and start a trend in moments.

It's like the other guy said, nobody was buying until someone did, then boom.

Odd question seems to be, why so much volume?

Was this some large investors firms moving money that made it do this not say "the system was broken"?

[succeedblog]

Scary that a financial "entertainer" could have so much affect on the market.

[RLWSNOOK410]

@succeedblog Good thing he doesn't

[gilbet]

Wow, that's exactly what happened!

Cramer throws in a 2.5 million trade (his personal trader was watching for his cue and immediately put in the trade), and then hundreds of other traders watching the show jumped on the bandwagon and bought PG. Since PG is a Dow component, it's rise caused the Dow to rise, and the rest of the market saw it rising and jumped on the bandwagon also.

[AlreadyObvious]

Cramer is an ASSHOL:E

[Sethakira]

Every time the women opened her mouth the stock kept dropping.

[bigsexijoe]

@amann24 shes worked for goldman sachs what have you done?

[yougiberishtube]

thumbs up

[F1sTDaCuFFs]

jimmy just made someone 500k in 2 minutes haha

[miteymitecoach]

GO TO JAWAUN ARCHIE

[MagazRZ]

erg

[sngfx]

You have to be quite a rube to buy the idea Cramer "saved the market," as if the kinds of traders who bounced it are sitting by listening to what this guy says before they move.

[Vlad88667]

@sngfx

agreed, but it is incredible that for once he was right

[loonmaniac]

It's like back when senile moron Reagan was president!

[Maziyar]

haha.

i was watching the bbc a couple hours ago.

boring but correct.

when i watch this i keep asking.. what number do i have to text in to vote these idiots off the air.

[mikez565]

erin burnette portrays an image of a knowledgable person but sadly.........shes a ditz. I was kinda heart broken when I realized she was a ditz.

You gotta give credity to Cramer, he made a good point on very limited information.

[DigitalAquarius]

LOL

[projectdurden]

The stage was set for a fake down, a "crises" that causes a brief panic but then those that know the game buy buy buy because people put auto sell orders at 10500.

[h5y]

lol.. That girl thought jimkramer did this!! Gotta love rtarded americans! It was a clear system error,

[khunopie]

THIS JUST IN! Greece announces critical shortage of souvlaki! Run for the hills!

[ThaOriginalGangsta77]

doesn't that chick resemble like a cartoon mouse? lol

[esopxe]

Jim Cramer is a muppet.

[cmk61478]

@esopxe wtf is your point?

[Silvoleon]

its a typo for fucks' sake. women.

[RLWSNOOK410]

@Silvoleon no it wasn't... stock really did trade there...

[dannyboone420]

He didn't save the market. It glitch out, and with in a few minutes people saw that and started buying. This all happened quick, it just looks like he did it.

[djdk89]

This is the fuck that told me to buy Bern sterns !!!

[timmni]

@djdk89

hahahaha

[Craigipedia]

@djdk89 Haha... we only remember the ones we want to remember man :) "Lehman is fine, I just talked to them", "Buy Bear Sterns, this drop isn't real"

[djdk89]

@Craigipedia yeah i never trusted this guy i took a risk !!

[seanisagamer]

@djdk89 do your own DD dumbass.

[esh1]

@djdk89 he must have told you to buy LEH too!!!!

[HalfLucky]

@djdk89 And you listened to him? Who's the idiot?

[jihadage]

Cramer just made alot of money with this and his Goldman derivatives and AAA stocks.

[CalAlejandro]

Hey guys I'm planning on messing w/ the system again make sure to buy at 42.7

okay, josh we're going to be rich! filthy rich!

[Chelleinatll]

frikin awesome working serials and keygens were released today from the youtube channel thegamecrackmaster

[mikemmva2]

I'm signing up for an stock trading account now. See how quick I can flip some money.

[kenvo8]

lol

[Jamzkangster]

So why isn't this conman arrested yet?

He should be bunking with Ben in the State Penitentiary

BTW fuck this banker take over.

[Agamemnon88]

What happened was the smart people waiting to take advantage of the cheap price saw that someone called it out for all the noobs on the market, and took advantage before the noobs could.

[RLWSNOOK410]

@Agamemnon88 No what happened was someone sold 16 billion rather than 16 million worth of futures and it caused the market to tank. Then the market slowed down or halted (Paused for 30-90 seconds) to make sure bids and asks could be placed to catch up. Meanwhile while it was paused other electronic markets kept on going selling even though the real markets were closed\halted... hence these crazy low prices.

Crazy low prices were reversed...

[VICSWEB1]

jim cramer erin and these people at cnbc are discracefull... they are shills for gs against all honest working people.... How they can sleep at night i will never understand... All these people are lower than cockroaches... I gues GS's high frequency trading computer had a glitch. no doubt they make a trillion dollars today.

[wallen1986]

ROFL "just made 500g's"

[ferociousfrankie]

Market manipulation at its finest.

[yourcouchisbleeding]

praise the lord for Cramer!

[quenuca]

What if these people had to actually labor and produce something instead of spending all day at the casino cackling like country hens laying an egg?

Useless people!

[aldfjak]

all trades outside of 60% were busted. it was a glitch

[Uberwagon]

And this is what the United States calls "news." Good luck suckers.

[trotskyteats]

did anyone manage to make significant buys during the crazy dip and before prices began to stabilize?

[doomdoommouse]

@trotskyteats ya i've heard people who got at the low.. you needed a quick trigger finger though

[Wrenchbender412i]

Someone will lose their license over this. I saw Accenture (ACT) go from $42.00 to one cent for a few seconds. Someone picked up 24,000 shares at a penny a share. Someone else lost $1,800,000.

[priorzola]

Shut up CRAMER already!!! Money is now a JOKE and based wholly on a LIE.

[Jamzkangster]

@priorzola

lol seriously.

[punxatheart]

@Moviemakr  kudos my friend.

[route99]

Sad when your nation's financial markets are no fairer than a game of ring toss at your local carnival.

What a disgrace.

[FaaQ]

god those women are idiots.

[quenuca]

@FaaQ "god those women are idiots."

Erin or Ms Cramer?

[wiggledogallen]

@FaaQ I think these girls are freakin hot-

Ps I was placing orders @2:40 today and I got locked out.

Its a fix and now what?

A do over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres no do over in capitalism!

WTF!

[shampoovta]

What a bullshit artist.

" So the zeppelin going down,.. Now is the time to invest is zeppelins!"

" So there is a little fire,..."

[macacrila]

BEAR STEARNS IS FINE...HE IS A GENIOUS

[andotech]

You'd have to be crazy (or naive) to invest based upon the analysis from these people. CNBC is for entertainment purposes ONLY.

[mikez565]

@andotech true. actually i use it to find out where the herd is.

[imover18gotityube]

So much mumbo jumbo lol.

[caa1000]

Was the Greek's fault? Or was it the E-Trade's Baby working the numbers?

[somecatchphrase]

Hilarious!

[Danster82]

it makes me sick listening to all these fucking leeches.

[chefawkes]

stewart >>>>>> cramer