Stephen Lynch - Love Song

[Mastadadara]

@babypandasoresagian Nope. Thats not how it works. If you post anything on the internet, you basicly give others permission to comment on it. If you begin throwing shit on the internet, prepare to get shit thrown back!

[proudlyinsane]

At first I had to really look at the screen and make sure it's really Stephen, cuz really him of all people doing a real love song? Then I saw it was hum and knew 'oh, something's coming' but I still couldn't stop laughing. And hey, comments is a place for comments about the video, so all you holes that won't stop messing with each other just leave, I mean really.

[lastmelonproductions]

Well......

I know what I'm singing to my next girlfriend...

[greendayguy91]

Fender strap Gibson guitar -3

[Munkustrap321]

What does that mean?

[SylarTheBest]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey =)

[XxTreetailxX]

@babypandasoreagian Plus, dipshit is an insult. He was basically calling you an idiot.

[XxTreetailxX]

@babypandasoreagian Wow the grammar nazi's would have a field day with your comments. Not trying to be an ass, but 12 year olds aren't allowed on YouTube for a reason, and your previous comments prove why. Don't be immature on the Internet.

[cuber1]

0:57

IT'S A BIG FAT FRIEND!

[TheClaytonPimp]

I like how the audience applauds him for having herpes.. Those assholes.

[dethinabox]

NONE OF THEM Saw that coming! Well played

[giantroosterteeth]

Damn did any one else see Jabba next to the blond?!?!

[SadisticFella]

That blonde is seriously fine!!

[babypandasoresagian]

@jdouglasusn well call the police here i will give u the # 9 1 1 here it is is 1 more time just in case u didnt get it 911

[jonko1997]

@babypandasoresagian Yo dude quit bein a god damn fag so what if he is twelve your only like 2 or3 years older and nobody cares if she is overweight

[babypandasoresagian]

@jonko1997 well if nobody cares i should be able to state my opinon without other comments

[jonko1997]

@babypandasoresagian Just sayin shut your fuckin mouth stupid dip shit

[babypandasoresagian]

@jonko1997 man stfu nobody was talkin 2 u

[babypandasoresagian]

@babypandasoresagian first of all wtf is dip shit 2 leave me the fuck alone

[Redheadeddude41]

I absolutely love this song. I mean, it just sounds nice.

[babypandasoresagian]

@jdouglasusn man u jus made cause that fat ass on the video is yo girlfriend

[fdjizm]

I think the girl on the left just found out she has herpes.

[karlycriss]

don't be soo mean to the over weight girl u don't know she might have a medical condition and your judging her very harshly grow up :/

[HighLandWiL]

@karlycriss medical condition???.....being a lazy mcdonalds eating fat fuck isnt a medical condition....and before you answer back with a retard excuse, can you find one person with that so called medical condition who cant be "cured" with simple healthy eatin and exercise??cuz trust me cancer isnt goin away just cuz you did some sit ups....but your fucking gut will.

[HeadBangerAust]

Stephen Lynch is the dude you want as a wingman while drinking beer at the bar

[babypandasoresagian]

0:59 fat assssss who the hell told u 2 put that shirt on cause if your copin ur friend it aint workin

[jdouglasusn]

@babypandasoresagian saying a lot coming from an asshole on youtube, good job buddy

[babypandasoresagian]

@jdouglasusn ummm unless u were that fat ass on the video dnt talk to me im onli frekin 12

[jdouglasusn]

@babypandasoresagian good, I don't care if you're only freaking 12. Just shut up. You are no different from any other asshole child. Go do your homework.

[BanalBoxberry]

@babypandasoresagian You can get arrested for being 12 on the internet.

[BadHorsie92]

FUCK THE GODDAMN INTRO MORON WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[PhysPhil2]

0:58: weird, I didn’t realize you had shirts ranging from size 0-100

[a2birdcage]

@PhysPhil2 That's the girl from "She's got a smile" song.

[Pinkaugust]

@PhysPhil2 Hey, don't be hatin' on the big girl! Fat chicks need love too, only they gotta pay!

[ladyyaslana]

I happen to love the intro. :)

[xXxAMxIxCRAZYxXx]

0:09

[Concerall72]

IS THE BLONDE CHICK HIS GIRLFRIEND??!!!?!?!?

[Concerall72]

i agree with Dothier... and is that true bout herpies???..srry idk how to spell :P

[kassynassel]

"... and also, I have herpies."

[KataraTheHedgehog22]

@kassynassel its spelled HERPES

[TehRantare]

@KataraTheHedgehog22 I agree, too many people here don't know the proper spelling of Herpes.

[KataraTheHedgehog22]

@TehRantare thank you

[kassynassel]

@KataraTheHedgehog22

Yes, because everyone in the world should know how to spell the names of STD's.

[KataraTheHedgehog22]

@kassynassel they should or else spelling assholes like me will come to your houses and forever haunt you. by the way i didnt mean for both my comments to sound mean

[kassynassel]

@KataraTheHedgehog22

Normally I'm a pendantic bastard too. I wasn't paying attention. It's my faut for getting insulting... I'm just an idiot like that. Anyway, glad we could sort that out.

[KataraTheHedgehog22]

@kassynassel its okay

[kassynassel]

@KataraTheHedgehog22

Shit, I misspelled something again... I meant to say 'pedantic'.

[KataraTheHedgehog22]

@kassynassel lucky for you i dont know that word

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

I should sing this to my girlfriend

[TheMrJayJay1991]

29 people also have herpies...

[ManamoPrime]

is it just me or does the guy at 0:58 - !:01 look like Emile Hirsch's and Billy Ray Cyrus' love child?

[zannessafan116]

@ManamoPrime omg your right!

[FCHollywoodFCB]

@ManamoPrime sry we don't look at that guy when there are boobs like that :D

[Scazini]

@ManamoPrime yea that's kind of weird haha

[SuperCorndog10]

0:58 something tells me he wrote "she gotta smile" after seeing those two...

[darkflame728]

@SuperCorndog10 lol! Your so bogus! :)

[jkman10]

Anyone else notice there is no 1:17?

[MrStickman145]

@jkman10 wow u r right!! how duz tht happen?????

[IscariotXVI]

Click @ 0:10 to skip the "Mad Dick Moment." and get straight to the hilariousity

[hendellll]

this guy is like jim carrey with a guitar

[Dylainn]

@hendellll No he's better than Jim Carrey lol

[hendellll]

@Dylainn yeah

[XxKityFanpirexXMCRxX]

LOL

[Dothier]

the intro where it says "this magic moment" is very annoying

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Dothier Not really if you read the German words it kinda puts your brain somwhere else during that moment.

[SukiYaki510]

@Dothier I agree

[TheJomanProductions]

@Dothier i fucking hate it!

[TaterSandwich]

@Dothier Yeah, and it's just long enough that I want to skip it but it's over by the time I find the right point on the bar.

[jruthyd]

@Dothier but it is such a classic song, I do agree that the beginning is annoying because it is on every video and cuts out but the whole song together is quite a masterpiece

[RSpenmodzSR]

@Dothier IDK I kind of like that song, reminds me of happy times... But i guess thats just me, carry on.

[1995markusnunemacher]

OMFG PEOPLE CHILL THE FUCK OUT HES A FUCKING COMDIEN DONT FUCKING COMPLAIN IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT LOOK IT UP NOW ENJOY IT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP OR THIS GUY WILL GIVE YOU HERPES

[Calli4318]

lol does he really?

[JonasLarsenErGud]

@Calli4318 Bo

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@Calli4318 Lol he was just kidding. He doesn't ;)

[macaconinja125]

29 people have Herps

[qwertycat16]

oh, yeah... just forgot to tel ya i ....have.... HERPES

[8annie81]

X'D i was beginning to dislike this guy this vid fixed it

[Robbs101]

@8annie81 Hi! I just got really curious, what could possibly make you start to dislike him? :(

[8annie81]

@Robbs101 the grampa song *shudders*

[Kiushi1995]

the intro music ruins everything way to suck dick bro

[13sirius13snape]

All you who are commenting on "that fat chick is ugly" or what ever stfu. Every person sees beauty differently.

[jadenlikewow]

okay im not picky but the brunet no offense is not that attractive the blonde is more attractive slightly better then average but nether of them are that good looking but the blonde wins this time.

[vidcritic00001]

at least he ends on a positive note

[arrond720]

herpes. the gift that keeps on giving :)

[jumpingwatcher]

best way to tell a girl you got herpes

[ifellinlovewithadead]

those 2 women in the front lol

[Dylainn]

xDDDD

[Remunial13]

0:59 big fat friend

[Kevster921]

@Remunial13 It is such a brilliant example! Big-breasted blonde and her big fat friend.

Must have been mighty awkward for her during "She Gotta Smile" :p

[madnessBeniHime]

@Kevster921 she's not that big :p besides the blonde isnt exactly skinny either. And from what i can see the brunette is cuter :P

[Kevster921]

@madnessBeniHime You're kidding, right? :P

The blonde might not be size 0, but she's still good looking.

The brunette is a standard looking fat chick in her 30's. >.>

[madnessBeniHime]

@Kevster921 I'd say the brunette is moe like 25-ish >_> and I wasn't aware u couldnt be cute if u were chubby or 30ish :P

and yeh..i'd never do that blonde, even if I was a dude. Not cute at all imho.

And I never joke about this kind of things :P

[Kevster921]

@madnessBeniHime Each man/woman to his/her own, I suppose. I prefer the blonde :p

[s0denone]

@madnessBeniHime

You have disgusting taste.

Oh, but you're a dyke, so that's probably normal.

Have fun.

[MassDivide]

@Remunial13 oh god there's always one! to spoil our fucking fun! :)

[jazztuck]

@Remunial13 There's always one.

[LinkBriannnna]

He is like a skiny Jack Black xD

[TheJomanProductions]

0:09

[armykiller96]

27 people don't have any of those things but do have herpes o.o

[TheJomanProductions]

Is that ijustine???

[SithLord2012]

Don't be silly wrap your willy XD

[TheSithOverlord666]

This is probably one of his best songs, for the sheer fact that YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN'T SEE IT COMING.

[daboffhead]

the 1,308 people that liked this are clean

[acstaight1360]

lol sang this to my gf...no more sex until i get tested =(

[mrdcaiken]

@acstaight1360 unlucky mate, just wrap your cock in plastic

[superrangerkid1997]

hey isnt there a game about Lost? i think its called Lost: the game

[AnnaDahmer666]

Well she had to find out some time :-P

[XISAVAGE49IX]

27 People have had this song sang to them by their spouses.

[kamikazekid12]

:55 Blonde with Fat Friend Syndrome. Such a shame.

[cheyenneTV]

That's so sad. ):

[strange0man]

god dam it cant you just delete the fucking intro!!!

[neoncrayon9]

00:24-00:26 he looks like tobuscus

[AlphonseLuverNumber1]

If I had a hammer, I would build a house for two, and if I had a sailing ship id take a trip with you, and if I had a poets hand, id write a verse for thee, and if I had the painters touch, on canvas you would be.  But I dont have a hammer, and I dont have a ship, so I cant build a house, and we cant take a trip, and ill never be a poet, or have the painters grace, so ill never write your verse, or immortalize your face... And also, I have herpes.

XDDDDDD

[kss5555]

@AlphonseLuverNumber1 yes, those would be the lyrics

[AlphonseLuverNumber1]

@kss5555 LoLz

[y0sty22]

This mother fucking intro pisses me the fuck off.

[TheFlailingWolf]

What the HELL kind of love song is THAT?!?!??

XD

[geezusuck]

he HAVE the poet's hand. :D

[vm82t]

mi ex asked mi to sing her a song.......i sung her this :P wi the bit on the end aswell. as ya can tell we are no longer together

[ExplosiveLee]

26 people have herpes

[Zyphes]

Fellas, please stop spoiling the shock ending.

[LoserJinxedAndJaded]

This should be the song they play on the commercials where people kayak, and run barefooted on the beach... and other out-doorsy activities commercial makers thing Herpes ridden men and women do on regular bases... Well, I guess they have to fill in the space that not having sex leaves. :-)

[QueenAnime99]

@LoserJinxedAndJaded I'm pretty sure people with herpes can have sex. They can't have it during "flare ups," I think.

[DevonChastain]

@QueenAnime99 No, they have to use a condom at all times... even if you aren't in an outbreak you can still transmit herpes.

[TheGreenGopher]

Everytime i hear that Intro song, it reminds me of Smalls from the Sandlot and the lifeguard scene HAHAH

[bombboy1252]

@TheGreenGopher haha i just watched that movie

[PhysPhil2]

Thumbs up for herpes!

[beerANDstuff1]

THIS MAD DICK MOMENT!!!!

[OtakuEmma]

@beerANDstuff1 Damn you, now that's all I hear when the intro starts. T_T

[GhosX9]

@beerANDstuff1 That's fuckin funny

[mrkhan]

@beerANDstuff1

ROFL thanks for that, now that's all I hear...

[farmjunk]

@beerANDstuff1 OMG I CAN STOP HEARING IT!

[Silverone43]

@beerANDstuff1 indeed good sir!

[DaMnMeSsEdUpKeYbOaRd]

@beerANDstuff1 FUCK!

What has been heard, cannot be un-heard

[JustinBiberQueen4526]

@beerANDstuff1 thats actually wat it says too!!! #LOL

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@beerANDstuff1

Fuck sake. Now I can't unhear it lol

[rokkdude5454]

@beerANDstuff1 HEHE

[morbidbubbax33]

omfg!i saw a big fat friend!

[jbltf11]

Oh MY GOD!

[tellmehowitaste]

NOT RIGHT! lol

[rmshevy]

This guy is going to hell. Either that or he's the son of Satan himself, but either way, he's HILARIOUS.

[6juggalo6clown6]

and also i have herpies lol thats the shit!!!!!

[tonasweebe1995]

THIS MAD DICK MOMENT!

[TwilightSinger1223]

it's funny that the song before the whole herpes thing would actually be a good song

[MaDDyxD]

Fucking powned woman!

[roboraptor10]

26 people have herpes.

[armykiller96]

@roboraptor10 27

[urmom913]

@armykiller96 28

[Oggitai]

@roboraptor10 make that 29

[roboraptor10]

@Oggitai You should really get that checked out.

[letisgotbooty]

@roboraptor10 where's valtrex man hahahaha

[Milanovic10]

@roboraptor10 29 now.....oh what is this world coming to...

[lilnathank]

@roboraptor10 i think there are more people on the planet with herpes than 26, GOSH you people are so close minded

[tragicdeceit]

@lilnathank lolololol good troll is good

[Dainichisama]

Yeah, cut away the first 10 seconds! It's not like we can jump over it! Wait.....

[tonasweebe1995]

................and also I have herpes

[honestcakee]

MORE LIKE HURRRRRPIES

zing! ;D

[smittysmittsmith]

5 stars 4 super hurpies

[blackcatsonya]

lolz



[mandude556]

can someone end it? preferably with something romantic? :D

[poratitipuri]

HAHA!!

[mjloaner]

25 people suck dick

[PastelPumpkin]

@mjloaner No, 25 people agree that intro is freaking annoying.

[MizJasperWhitlock]

aw.. so romantic!

[ZakulaZ]

Pls cut off first 10 secs. Ty.

[crazymusicalgoof7]

the blond girl at 0:55 is thinkin "Uh oh....."

[hellfive]

"And also... I HAVE HERPES" ... FUCKIN WIN!

[TheBansic]

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee. And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you'd be. But I don't have a hammer And I dont have a ship So I can't build a house And we can't take a trip And I'll never be a poet Nor have the painter's grace So I'll never write you a verse Nor immortalize your face And also I have herpes...

[HoundPride04]

His girlfriend had some big ass titties.

[delta873]

@HoundPride04 she also had a big as dick the question is is it really worth it?