Candy Planet - Episode One

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In a world where E=MC... Squared... Where science is valued over dreams about cookies swallowing the world... And where the only limits are your physical and mental capabilities... One man dares to do the impossible... Well not really because... You know what? F*CK IT! It's Tobuscus people!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY­YYY

[galicksian]

Gasp. I own an ericson

[MonstrousMediauk]

wanka nords lol

[SpartenMike7777777]

@EruptingToaster, he is still fairly bad. Have you seen his latest vid? Grandpa Tobuscus vs the internet. It's kind of suggestive.

[SimGhosties]

It's funny watching his old videos because now I can see where a lot things he does now come from.

[EruptingToaster]

This was when Toby did ridiculously long descriptions with a big-ass definition of like every word used in the video.

[EruptingToaster]

Oh god, Toby was so not family friendly back then.

[ElijahUpdike]

Holy shit that's funny, racist, and sexy all at the same time

[xrifle56]

I hate reading had to post lol have a good one

[swinginlifeaway]

LMFAO 'that's what we told the adoption agency'

[CookingGal9563]

Please make more candy planet episodes. They are the best!!! : D doob a doob a doob a doob a doo subscribe. Outro of darkness then redness then whiteness then booooooop

[thewalkingpotofjam]

at 1:38

look carefully at the brand name of the stuff they're eating.....

lol xD

[wimpylps]

Why tobuscus why ? O.O

[italkcrab]

Is it wrong to be turned on during the candy sex-scene?

[49buttercup]

tobuscus changed SOOOOOOO much! This was done in 2008!

[xXJDHvideosXx]

Lol, there breakfast is "Wanka Nords

[spartz117]

Wow someone paid to have Toby call him

[RandomUncoolGuy]

"Breakfast is ready!"

"Coming!"

"You better not be!"

[freakofspades09]

thumbs up for nords for breakfast

[sojusake]

oh for the days when Toby told dirty jokes. he should make a channel for that

[TheEmoKimiko]

What the hell did I just watch? ....well time to watch episode 2 XD Toby ur a noodle

[ramenoodles101]

I'm confused . . .

[meatube2009]

is that mustache made of reefer?

[KAYTluvsMUSIC]

@AwkwardNinja98

Becuz he told them not to

[AwkwardNinja98]

Why is everyone watching this after Toby's vlog? I've been watching this for years...

[TheNoddy08]

@AwkwardNinja98 lolol? date koined october1, 2011 hwo have u been watching for years

[kyogreowns]

@TheNoddy08 Because clearly you cannot watch Youtube videos without a Youtube account.

[DeathsBestBitch]

My cousen brought this to me... I can't get over the gay gummy bears.

[IceColdChocolateMilk]

Jesus Toby 0_o

[Fitzy597]

If only he wasn't family friendly now..

[Binnie151]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA I don't get it

[Janette605]

lol "got damn schoo!"

[oNemesis94o]

Old tobuscus oh how I miss thee

[xXJDHvideosXx]

"Im coming"

"You better not be!"

LOL

[kittyUrahara]

o my god thats so wrong

[debichevi]

I was brought here by the blog

[Camiejoest114]

Vlog brought me here! :)

[lasharn07]

Since Toby can't correct himself now...Nerds! Sponsor!

[frenchtoast03]

I only watched this cause his vlog too!

[KatMayday2012]

The vlog brought me here

[gamer11757]

Who just went to this after watching his vlog?

[LESismore8]

....that's what we told the adoption agency.

[TheGamerPhan]

Niga=Brotha, as in whats up brotha/niga!

Ni**er=derogatory name for black people

[tehspy1337]

:O

[scottovegtable]

Omg he said

[PoopyPantyPoop]

Toby saying Nigga...AWESOME

[NSIHD]

Thumbs up if you remember watching this when it was new!

[666spitknot]

NO DON'T EAT THE NORDS THEY HAVE 50% FROST RESISTANCE!!!

[cam232425]

What the fuuuuuuuu... o.O

[MiotaLee]

Ah, these... Toby, sometimes I forget that you were once an adult...

[luckyducky77]

HILARIOUS!

[stevitosgay]

Hello I have come from the future tobuscus. Delete this video you will not be proud of it in 2011

[Rats136]

I knew this before Toby's vlog mentioned it *hipster glasses*

[likemyrabidmonkey]

HAHAHAHAHA. Ohhhhh, Toby.

[GinaBabez392]

Haha he's not proud of this as his latest lazy vlog implies :) he told not to come here but I defied him mwahahahahaha

[RomanMario14]

Haha I came xD

[NomadicNut]

Like this comment if you came here from the future because Toby said to.

[hunterman823]

Any black person who gets mad at someone saying nigga is ignorant. This was hilarious!

[urfaceisavideo]

what in the world.

[dellydelldellums]

Oh, Toby. And I thought I couldn't possibly love you more than I already did.

[AyameNogichi]

Phil: "Nigga please!"

Dad: "That's what we told the adoption agency"

XD XD TOOOBBYYYY!!! Whaddahell!!

[FinallyInfamousXBL]

hahahaha nigguh pleaseeee

[AyameNogichi]

Toby!! D:<

Whachu! Whachu doin' making this video even if this is years ago?!!

[RedEagles123]

I think this is the dirtiest I've ever heard Toby ever be

[lembley3]

@RedEagles123 look up samara pulls a fast one.

[togginn]

hi

[Mr3ggy]

nigguh please haha

[archie7272]

Nigga please.

[l00keel00kee17]

nigga please. LOL!!!! im black and i found this hilarious! Most black people dont mind as long as it's cleerly used and not meant to be hateful. good job buscus.

[SophieShotSomeone]

I fucking love Toby.

[Allyroxursox1234]

it's gonna get so many views from toby's vlog :)

[TheBuddymandudebro]

WTF TOBY....lol

[natst251]

Toby's vlog brought me here!

[swatz33sw]

Came here after watching toby's vlog

[AllTornDown001]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: inappropriate Toby RULES

[MetalMania666Pantera]

N word.

[Kynectric]

Man, old Toby is wierd

[Syco2495]

thumbs up if tobys vlogs bought you here!

[JustHereTooCommentt]

HAHAHAH omgsh you were talking about it in your vlog but i didn't think it'd be like this ahah xD

[Maney3LoL]

"N!gga Please!"

"That's what we told the adoption agency."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[yshempstead]

@Maney3LoL i laughed the so hard too

[HurriShane00]

@Maney3LoL that many thumbs up for quoting the vid? How original.

[Maney3LoL]

@HurriShane00 U mad?

[HurriShane00]

@Maney3LoL No, moron. I find it pathetic people like you quote the vid as your comment. I don't quote the video because I have what is called a brain, so I can come up with more original comments. What I hate about people who use quotes as comments and get thumbs up for it and end up as a Top Comment, usually means about 85% of the time it spoils the vid, because everyone always glances down at the Top Comments while they watch it. Tell me you don't do that......YOU LIE!! :)

[Maney3LoL]

@HurriShane00 Nah I actually don't i usually pay no attention to comments, and I didn't ask for thumbs up i just quoted my favourite part.

[HurriShane00]

@Maney3LoL You liar.  Everyone glances down at the top comments.

I didn't say you asked for thumbs. If you notice, most top comments are there without asking for thumbs. Top Comments just happen...

Now Granted Syco2495 asked for thumbs if Toby's Vlog brought them here, which I thumbs down because his vlog didn't send me here. (Daneboe did) But most times thumbs up comments don't make the Top Comments.

[Maney3LoL]

@HurriShane00 I really dont man, the comments section makes me angry

[KTGarrison8]

HAHAHAHAHA WTF TOBY I LOVE YOU. Except the n-word

[redboa2]

Toby from the future sent me! :)

[TheAmazingZachRE]

Their will be a rise in views of old Tobscus videos after Toby mention this in a vlog. Be sure to check out "floppy disc on the floor" too guys.

[emrocks210]

that's what we said to the adoption agency..baha

[UchechiA1]

the new lazy vlog?

yeah, me too.

[armphonse]

shooo, didn't know toby had it in him

[BlastOfAwesome]

he looks like a turd.. with the consistency and that.. ew.

[noodlequest002]

HAHAHAH he's so right, most inappropriate Toby xDD

[CalebDeville3000]

2:07 Nigga please.

[i7Cool]

This is the most negative i've seen toby get

I like it!!!

[xSamMorris]

nigga please... thats what we told te adoption agency

[weefoo11]

2:07 is when he says nigga please

[HolyCrapGames]

The bag said "Wanka Nords" lol😝

[Smoshgirl28]

toby was so... dirty

[bbekahboo2391]

i remember watching this a loooooong time ago. Gotta love the old Toby.

[ShelleyIsAwsome]

Haha I would of never seen this if it weren't for his latest daily vlog :') omg Tobys so different now!!

[Jackbrandvideos]

lol Wanka Nords

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

XD he sounds SO DAMN DIFFERENT!

[LeoDahLion93]

"n*gga please" "that's what we told the adoption agency" X'D

[varsha1010]

Why have I never seen this before??

[blipp27]

lollololololol toby says n*gga

[SamMorris191]

Wow

[MochaHero]

2:07 I think this is what everyone was looking for

[MoonsongTheFirst]

:'D Oh my god that was hilarious!! XD

[shenzielover]

Thumbs up if you watched this BEFORE the lazy vlog was even posted.

[superpoepvlieg]

@shenzielover hipster

[BenjakTV]

came here from toby's blog today haha

[tarheelraised]

I'm sooooo glad you said something in your lazy vlog about this.

What else do you have out there that's really really funny, like this?

[FalconMuffin]

Omg Toby has changed so much in 3 years. xD

[mynameisntrosie]

"that's the biggest worm I've seen since 5 minutes from now when we're home alone" XD

[MrGamingKings]

holy shit haha haha

[bhcutie44]

I can't believe I'd never seen this before today !!!!!!!

[136hendrix]

This is the video that made me love Toby! Lol

[MrGRINtan]

haha only 30 000 views my ass

[VampirateYuki]

How have I never seen these before?

[TheBluMeeny]

holy crap i've actually never seen toby be this inappropriate, i guess two years ago when he wasnt as popular he could get away with a lot more.

[p14zm40nu]

wow i would take new toby over old 2008 toby any day! xD

[xoxCamelliaxox]

I feel more informed after reading the description.

[vegeto247]

What the hell is in the description Toby?! The history of Candy!? XD

[G4M3RV1DZ]

His lazy vlog sent me.here

[TheArtx33]

Classic Toby

[froggyman218]

watched this before but 2:07 is the reason why I came.. the line afterwards is hilarious to.

[Thatrandomg5]

Haha number 3!!

[MRdaBakkle]

That's what we told the adoption agency! lol

[crazymexican9640]

Toby said it! o_O

[WOBERTPATTYSIN]

lol nigga please

[MurphyMoose94]

thumbs up if you watched this vid when it came out cause you knew about Toby before he was all famous :)

[kingmigget]

"That's what we told the adoption agency..."

haha wtf

[CrazeyWulf]

Thumbs up if you already saw this video

[ZaffyKake]

Who knew that this existed BEFORE he mentioned it in his lazy vlog???

[TheLornzz]

tobys changed so much :'D

[LooniePlanet]

Toby is soo different now.

[DLSmithVids]

WOOOOOOO.... THUMBS UP IF TOBY'S VLOG BROUGHT YOU HERE

[gamergirl417]

Yeah, ok, we get it. We know you're here because of Toby's Lazy Vlog, most of us saw it too. SHUT. UP. ABOUT. IT. "Thumbs if you're here because of Laugh Factory!!!! :D" NO, in fact, I will thumbs DOWN because you said that. Seriously. -_-

[Blackarrow625]

30 thousand views to 80 thousand by just mentioning it in a vlog. u have come a long way toby

[acdcrocklover]

Niga plz there I just wrecked it for everyone

[LogicalProdigy]

Aw what da hell

[walkingdictonary]

Here because of the lazy blog xD

[Jonny3093]

TOBY "TOBUSCUS" JOE TURNER!!! What in the world possessed you to make you say the "N" Word!? Because whatever it was... I lol'd! =D

[ggboy292]

Hahha why have i never seen this from toby!!

[XxgummyxbearzxX]

lmaooo "I don't need no dammnn school. shiitt."

[KAYTluvsMUSIC]

What the frickin hell....

[FlaviuZeluR]

I'm commenting this video and I don't care about thumbs up, I care about how funny Toby is!

[onedrunkeskimo]

I CAME FROM TOBY'S LAZY VLOG LAUGH FACTORY, JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW. IS THAT OK?

[Zaraiff7]

nigga please..

[sdfdsv]

Thumbs up whores incoming

[mattijs92]

thumbs up if u came here after todays lazy vlog

[Mtierney21]

2:06 TOBY NOO!! You're gonna get shot!!

[NYUevanskis]

"N***a, please" "That's what we told the adoption agency" OMG LOL

[NickAFarmer]

thumbs up if the laugh factory brought u to watch this



[MrSzechuansteve]

@NickAFarmer thumbs up if SHUT THE FUCK UP. everybody's going to come here from that video.

[SideFlame]

@MrSzechuansteve stop tryna get thumbs up you thumbs up whore god

[MrSzechuansteve]

@SideFlame I'm not trying to get thumbs. I'm not a thumbwhore. I hate people who do that and you're a dumb nigger.

[babyboy5880]

@MrSzechuansteve no wonder this world is full of violence and crap, you could have left the last half off that sentence, now the next 89,000+ viewers who see this will see that you're the ignorant one SMH...

[SideFlame]

@MrSzechuansteve you are such a thumbs whore oh my god you should be embarassed

[EkkoGaming]

"You're adopted"

"Nigga please!"

"That's what we told the adoption agency!"

I just lost it. Too funny.

[Misund3rst0od]

Well Toby is from the south (aka dumbfuckingstan) where he would believe its ok for him to say the n word

[Charizardcc]

@Misund3rst0od calm down buddy its all for comedy

[Rubikpally]

Wanka Nords lawls

[Death9Aveon]

This is possibly the most adult thing I've seen Toby do lol

[RCTheDigitalHero]

Whoa. I've never seen old Toby before

*sniff* It's so... Beautiful...

[unfinished8kt]

shut up newbies. i've been comin here to get my fix from tobuscus old stuff for 2 years now!

[mxzsimzkh20]

@unfinished8kt Right?! I get annoyed when the comments on his old videos are all shocked at the fact that he cussed.