The Best of Seinfeld - The Bootleg

[interfan63]

I'm a jokemaker

[beatle11]

Sweet Fancy Moses!

[daradarbandy]

IT IS A BUSINESS

[shargor]

Awesome!

[machomovieman]

2:18 Go get 'em, Death Blow!

[Arkipelago2]

2:54 "Ok lets everybody just relax" LOL!

[machomovieman]

@Arkipelago2 I love how he delivers the "Okaaay..." One of the many little deliveries/moments I try to use in everyday situations.

[MrAmericanGringo]

.....im a joke maker...

[squibblejack]

that's quite a feed bag your working on there !!!

[stewiedog01]

out of nowhere Elaine's dancing appears on the tape...LOL

[Proplytiri]

STILL, STILL, I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!

[givemeblowjob69]

Korky Ramirez LOL

[OneTheyForgot]

the funniest part to me was . "he tried to lamb, but they cheesed him! " lool

[zunez0rz]

@OneTheyForgot he tried to lamb, but they cheesed him!

-what does that mean?

[OneTheyForgot]

@zunez0rz just a funny way of saying he tried to run but they caught him lol

[radelgratereaux]

I sure cryed when I saw that dancing jajajajaja

[2010metsfan]

The guy is rattling candy wrappers while filming the movie...

[AshokThe490]

People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings!

[AshokThe490]

"I don’t care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn’t have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That’s who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won’t let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted." Ha! :)

[hotgirlsarehot]

This guy shares his recordings via bittorrent

[CiachoLover]

@3:14 was the funkiest Seinfeld bass riff I heard.

[Paulmancieri67]

That Brody.....he's a reasonable man....but he's insane!!! Hilarious.

[lawhite36]

"He tried to lamb but they cheesed him!" I'm dying here! Don't forget, "Sweet Fancy Moses."

[lawhite36]

"He tried to lamb but they cheesed him!" I'm dying here!

[TOSportsFan1990]

I'm a joke maker

[Nezello]

Hollywood An Empire Of Their Own (1 of 3) /watch?v=Q2YZws9xYEQ

The next time you hear the Jews (I'm a Jew!) say that they don't own Hollywood, listen to them brag about it in their own video! They can't have it both ways! Incidentally, this is an edited version of this excellent video. The entire video can be purchased from A&E Home Video at Amazon or rented from Netflix.

[quangngy]

"people with guns don't understand that's why they get guns, too many misunderstandings!"

[zapkvr]

It's really sad how Michael Richards career ended. It was called The little kicks.

[zapkvr]

It's really sad how Michael Richards career ended.

[RapMusic24]

"He`s just kidding,he`s a jokemaker,tell him Jerry! -Im a jokemaker" LoL ^^

[TXCrafts1]

" I dont care about Brodie, I was up on 96 street today there was a little kid couldn't have be more then ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he any other bootlegs that looked as good as Death Blow. Thats who I care about, the little kid who needs bootlegs because his parent or guardian wont let him see the excessive violance and strong sexual content you and I take for granted."

[Praleart]

I like how when Jerry says "Sweet fancy Moses" is the same exact line when George saw Elaine dancing for the first time at that party. So awesome, lol.

[dblazer321]

"Can I borrow this bat?" "Yeah. Do you need a glove?" "Nah"

[Cheshario]

@dblazer321 that was fkin hilarious

[Pasc9]

2 people ate too much candy

[TheLackofattack]

I keep my phone under my couch!

[jthomp101]

1:30 the black guy looks like hes gonna say something but in his head he was like fuck it

[JamaicanDubWorldwide]

So someone bootlegged the "Bootleg Episode" of Seinfeld. LOL

[acdcbonfire16]

now just what the jesus does video have 2 dislikes? this damn funny!

"May I borrow this?"

Yeah sure dont you need a bat?

"Nah" lol!!!!!!!!!

[SumNJFella]

2:35 lollll i'm in tears laughing

[livingisaight]

aww mannn we're missing the death blow!!!!

[ryanke07]

I've never seen such beautiful comedy.  I am enchanted.

[slimslim714]

...im a joke maker



[ragglefraggle24]

Jerry: may I see you outside for a moment?

Kramer: well I..…

Jerry: OUTSIDE!!

[mrthreethousandand1]

best seinfled scene ever!

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

The guy who played Brody is a great actor.

[twilialyNaj]

"relax he does that all the time" hahaha

[768sonic]

"Are you out of your mind" and "Just tape the damn thing so I could get it out on the street" greatest delivery line. Great tone and expression

[siimens73]

"That's it! I can't work like this! I'm off the project!"

[GizzalM]

GO GET 'EM DEATH BLOW

[Fairy3012]

"Yeah well maybe if he didn't lick his fingers before he reached in the bag we would of eaten some, serves him right".

"What are you some sort of tough guy?" *shows gun*

"Ok, let's everybody let's just relax... Jerry take the camera".

LMAO

[twlight1212]

OUTSIDE!! 

[altsworld]

"he's a joker maker, tell him Jerry" "I'm a joke maker" GOLD!!!

[Mrmohamedbara]

Please I want the name odf this episode ???

am waiting for your reply thank you

[Arkalius80]

@Mrmohamedbara I think the name of this episode is "The Little Kicks"

[chacinluisalfonzo]

OOOHHH MAMASIIITAAA!! hahahaha

[TheBrodster001]

"its not legitimate" "its a business!"

[jonaska80]

"well...you cry and when you see the dancing...you cry again."

[squall600]

lol @ elaine's overtaped dancing

[ramseyrachel89]

"Can I use your phone, yeah yeah its under the couch." lmfao

[thedrunkenclam55]

i'm a joke maker.

[XxLiveBaitxX]

"May I borrow this please?"

"Yeah sure, you need a glove?"

Nahh....

[kashman226]

"awww man i sat in gum" hahaha

[DcEatsItsYoung]

Go get em death blow!

[HigherPower2010]

Id consider it a personal favour to me

"eats icecreame" hahaha

[agolli2003]

ohhh mamasita!!!!

[saeta]

@agolli2003 hehehe I thought he said "let me see tha"

[cellardoor199991]

O:10 ohhhh. mama sita

[44musicluvr]

Man! We're missing the Death Blow!

[mikeclaw]

"Sweet fancy moses!"

[lugia3]

When you see the dancing, you cry again LOL

[durealeminem]

"Its your first time. He'll understand".

"People with guns don't understand. That's why they have guns, too many misunderstanding". Funniest lines ever!

[pennydesouza]

We can see your username - why blight the screen with it?

[ElaineImSpongeworthy]

look at youu, you got another giggg hahaha

[ontariobuds]

"the franch guy fell off his bike"

I love how Kramer points the camera to the guy next to him as he laughs. LMAO!

[mclaws0n]

Good job plastering your name in a huge, tacky font over the video stream. Just in case anyone decides to steal 'your' content, they'll SURELY know who was responsible for its creation.

Pathetic.

[roadkill988]

@mclaws0n who cares? did that comment make you feel like a big man?

[latinasdoitbetter1]

look brodie,jerry wants to do the bootleg, he's dying to do it

[greedyjr]

"i'm a jokemaker"

[TTDMFfreaknew]

IMA BOOTLEGA!! *chews gum*

[DarkHeart135]

"He tried to Lamb, but they cheezed 'im!"

[ELNIOJR]

"People With Gun Don't Understand (...) That's Why They Get Guns, Too Many Misunderstanding"

[dfbhcf]

When Kramer says George "tried to Lamb, but they cheezed him". What does he mean?

[DarkHeart135]

@dfbhcf lol he means he tried to run or get away but the cops arrested him

[dfbhcf]

@DarkHeart135

Okay thanks, but then why does Jerry say "Oh, now I see!"

[xYouthAttackx]

"oh man i sat on gum!"

[austix1997]

"Death blow! When some one tries to blow you up not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!! "

[austix1997]

Did you say dangerous?

[kinkyocity]

Kramer is so cute in this episode

[ragglefraggle24]

"It's a perfectly legitimate business."

"It's not legitimate!"

"It's a business."

[lovecuthbert]

Best part of the scene: 6:33-7:13. Jerry: "I'm gonna need three cameras. Two on the floor, one in the balcony. And I want headsets for the guys running em. I wanna be able to talk to them."

[SupremeSlider]

"Sweet fancy Moses!"

[Kakuoteyalu]

"I'm a joke maker."

So perfect.

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

"Go get 'em Death Blow!"

[goodfella21f]

lol, the Hawaiian guy had it coming to him, LOL.

[yanks4evr777]

"Do you need a glove?" "Nah"

[Spoondude]

did anybody notice the "Alaska" poster? an obvious spoof of  "FARGO"

[RandalBauer11]

@Spoondude Alaska was a real movie that came out around the same time as Fargo.

[fromax87]

5:16-5:29 Kramer is such a riot, lol :)

[blues3531]

@fromax87 lol yes. i searched this scene exactly to see that line hahaha

[ygugsa295]

I'm a joke maker.

[yakidk89]

"We're missin' the death blow"

[5b1gNoMo79]

anyone remember the episode when jerry dated the woman who wore the same dress all time?! love that one.

[Lexilex2]

this is my favorite episode of all time! its awesome! lmao

[TheTvGuru3]

i love how he says OUTSIDE when knramer wants to stay

[BrettDunbar]

id consiter it a personal favor to me lol

[TexasBlues2000]

I love the guns comment. So true!

[quincee33]

Amazing episode. SEINFELD had the best character names: Brody,corky Ramirez, The Drake, crazy joe divola, todd gack, carl fargman, Bookman the librarian, bob sakamano, puddy, bania, jack klompess, jake jarmelle, the soup nazi, Peterman....and many more

[Fletch8600]

Yeah, Seinfeld really did have the best character names.. One of my favorites was Slippery Pete from season 9's episode, "The Frogger".

Ah this part is missing one of the funniest scenes, at the end when George is brought to the police station for filming in the theatre! "It's alright George, you'll just pay a fine and that'll be it" "*Sniff* Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that?" XD

[quincee33]

lol, forgot about Slippery Pete....also FDR.. i think it was Franklyn Delano Rosenberg...the guy who wanted Kramer to drop dead!

[Fletch8600]

Pretty sure that's it, yep lol. And another Kramer friend - Lomez, and then the "Bizzaro" version of the gang..I forget their names except the 'opposite' Kramer, Feldman I think was it. That show had the wackiest bunch of extras and supporting cast EVER!

[quincee33]

oh ya, Feldman, Fargas=newman, gene=george and i forget the jerry opposite.

[Fletch8600]

Aaahhh yeah thanks. Bizzaro Jerry was Kevin.

[quincee33]

good memory.

dont forget Ramon the life guard that befriends jerry.

[Fletch8600]

Ha, I did forget Ramon! Thanks. Good memory yourself, remembering all but opposite Jerry!

[quincee33]

my favourite female cast member (besides marisa tomei) was Nina and also that marisa tomei lookalike that didn't like george. the epsiode where george kept leaving car keys behind. she ws hot....also the finnish rava... who did u like?

[Fletch8600]

Yeah Nina was pretty nice.. Hehe Marisa was great too, agreed. I liked 'Mulva' and Laura (the lip reader).

[MajinBmag]

Sweet Fancy Moses

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[shamrock118]

"Brodie...he's a reasonable man but he's insane!"

[AdudenamedKemp]

@shamrock118 Just like Kramer.

[tml4873]

@shamrock118 Best line of the entire episode, and hardly anyone in the audience laughs.

[trvlr11]

LMAO! "...I was gonna give it to one of my other guys, but it's an 'arty' movie and, quite frankly, they don't have the sensibility..." - Thanks for posting this!

[tobiasoswald]

lol it's a perfectly legitimate business

it's not legitimate

it's a business

[govia21]

"I'm a jokemaker" LOL! That part had me goin in tears! Jerry's face when he said it LOLLLLL!

[redstar7000]

"he tried to lam but they cheesed him"

lol

[chrismcallister2006]

lol the hawaiian guy had it coming

[jacobtubejacob]

hamada comes through again.. i always say "i'm a joke maker".... nobody gets it..

"this isnt your little comedy gig, we're talking feature films here!"

the whole other storyline of the episode about george being the "bad seed" is great too

[trickyfeet]

I went to the Smithsonian American HIstory Museum today and i saw the original Puffy Shirt!!

[konrad1000]

Awesome! one of the best episodes ^_^

[TheBadToTheBon]

" Death Blow. When Someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether "

LOOOOOOL

[notyoursavior78]

I loved all of the movies included in Seinfeld. Rochelle Rochelle, Plan 9 From Outer Space and Sack Lunch to name are a few examples.

[considerthis215]

prognosis negative!!! (at least i think thats what its called)