So, if you're a bald child with no face eat chocolate still in its packet, your arteries will become demonically possessed, and the only cure is to shoplift bananas and then be assaulted with a watermelon. Thanks for clearing that up.
According to Rob Grant’s well-researched (and superb) satirical novel Fat, cholesterol is incapable of entering the bloodstream, and fears of saturated fat causing heart disease are false. The novel also observes that being overweight past the age of sixty-five can dramatically prolong your life expectancy, whereas being underweight at that age is “a killer.”
god sake, everything in moderation is fine ( except cheese pasties and lard lol ) , even a mars bar every couple of days wont hurt, these adverts say if u eat like one sweet, fats gonna build up, however im no the kind of guy who likes to eat chockkie bars, i have kellogs cereal bars as a healthier choice :) but i do like chocolate buttons on the odd occasion :P
LOL! if you ring the number to get the free snack swapper thing the answer machine message for it is the same woman that does the sexwise answer machine!
i'd use it the other way round!!! Instead of having the banana i'll have the friggin chocolate looooool
SuperLibaliba 2 weeks ago
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I like these ads~ very Keith Haring :D they seem effective instead of being antagonistic <3
LLLeeeeeeeee 1 month ago
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LLLeeeeeeeee 1 month ago
So, if you're a bald child with no face eat chocolate still in its packet, your arteries will become demonically possessed, and the only cure is to shoplift bananas and then be assaulted with a watermelon. Thanks for clearing that up.
SanabiturAnimaMea 9 months ago
@SanabiturAnimaMea LOL
ojideagu 4 months ago
Did that child just STEAL a banana? Um, what?
bridgetkemball 9 months ago
child abuse! 0:34
BabyMan39 9 months ago
what a load of CRAP!!!!!
todosbien 11 months ago
According to Rob Grant’s well-researched (and superb) satirical novel Fat, cholesterol is incapable of entering the bloodstream, and fears of saturated fat causing heart disease are false. The novel also observes that being overweight past the age of sixty-five can dramatically prolong your life expectancy, whereas being underweight at that age is “a killer.”
I find these adverts condescending and imperious.
Ayegrandlad 1 year ago
god sake, everything in moderation is fine ( except cheese pasties and lard lol ) , even a mars bar every couple of days wont hurt, these adverts say if u eat like one sweet, fats gonna build up, however im no the kind of guy who likes to eat chockkie bars, i have kellogs cereal bars as a healthier choice :) but i do like chocolate buttons on the odd occasion :P
BeastOrFail12 1 year ago
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MissDanika1 2 years ago
i love aardman
but fuck this advert, pisses me off. wont do fuck all.
JAMamation 2 years ago
Wow that's a pretty rubbish idea. But I'm gonna ring up anyway.
SumayahsIslam 2 years ago
never new they killrd you with a watermelon for stealing a banana in UK
hamster700 2 years ago
why dont they get kids 2 do more PE instead on spendin $million on a crappy toy which swaps a cookie 4 a banana
hamster700 2 years ago 14
at this rate people will be stealin so many fruit/veg chocolate will be cheaper lol
acebats 2 years ago
if this is the best the government can do then what chance has the next generation of fatties got?lol
doitanywayz 2 years ago 2
Condescending government ftl tbh.
LIANG14 2 years ago 5
LOL! if you ring the number to get the free snack swapper thing the answer machine message for it is the same woman that does the sexwise answer machine!
1tomh1 2 years ago 4
lol ffirst you steal a bannana and then you get your mom to kill you by hitting you with a watermelon sounds like a good game
acebats 2 years ago 24
Bhahaha! XD
You're awesome.
justbekky 2 years ago
i got that :D .. yay xxxxxxx
garfield10276 2 years ago
what if I dont like bananas??
MrChizzlee4 2 years ago 5
then were fucked then i dont like bananas that much especially when there black and mushy inside
RWVideos123 2 years ago 6
I wunt one! xD
eccentricsimpleton 2 years ago
so do i so i can mod it and change the dial so we swap a bananna for a biscuit lolz
RWVideos123 2 years ago 3
I love seeing Aardman creations every where
PelataValo 2 years ago 5
nice
zerodecoole 2 years ago 3