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  • Bender tries to throw a hit . Other bender carves with head down because you can be a bender in no check.. Benders collide. Cheap shot bender becomes "wish i had my mouth guard in" bender because i just face planted on frickin' sport court. How are those chicklets ya Bender? Other bird cage wearin bender is just down like a puss.

  • oh nigger

  • malaka

    

  • hahahahahaha i pressed 8 like twenty times

  • The player with the black jersey threw a body check and got the worst of it as he fell teeth first.

  • This doesn't look much like a hit to me. It looks more like they skated into each other. Maybe it's a bad angle?

  • Sick knee on knee bro.

  • play a real sport like ice hockey and i could do better that was weak

  • I don't know why everybody bags roller hockey, of course it's not ice hockey but some people don't have money for ice hockey, just because they find an alternative way to play a great game that they love doesn't give you the right to dog them.

  • @mitchellisg0d exactly, i live in texas so its hard to find a local frozen pond :)

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  • haha roller hockey haha

  • benders, all of them

  • roller hockey hits are the worst cuz ur not suppost to hit in roller..therefor u are not braced or ready for it

  • dumbasses skated right into each other not a penalty but knee on knee hurts like a bitch

  • this is at total isnt it.

  • I noticed all you hockey players use the same language,

    "Bender"

    "Rollerfag"

    "Granite"

    And

    "Hooters"

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  • This is not a hit...

  • i think their vaginas are injured after that

  • oops sorry i thought it said big roller derby hit....

  • i just laughed at the guy skating up lol....

  • hahahaha, where was the hit?

  • that is not a hit, that is called a PENALTY!!!!

  • @TheMcJanzen how was it a pentalty he put his shoulder into him

  • nice one!

  • Ok my 2 cents .. clean hit .. but the guy with the puck skates like he just started ... so not cool to hit him he had his head down .. but ..why hurt the guy ?

  • @tromollo Seriously. Have some respect for your fellow human being. This is most likely Beer League Roller Hockey. Playing against a beginner.

    Glad the dumbass chipped his tooth.

  • @tromollo are you high that wasnt a clean hit it was cheap

  • @malibualltheway i play hockey and i dont see how that was cheap

  • @bdubs6869 you're right that's totally fair

  • HOOLLY SHIT!!

  • im 11. this happened to me in real hockey and i got up. pussies who fell down need to

    GROW A PAIR

  • @8MrRocker Shut the Fuck up these guys don't wear any pads besides helmets, shin guards, and gloves. You probably got plenty of padding cuz your a pussy. GROW A PAIR!

  • try ice hockey where this happens all the time and they get up

  • why is the punk a kid gettin illegally hit..? Punk got his tooth chipped n played dirty, PC'D

  • This dude can't even line up a hit on a person who can barely skate. Keep going at it, you'll make the show in no time...Hah.

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  • way to throw the knee, pussy

  • lol this is a regular in ice and hes hurt from that? lol

  • PAUSE right before 26 seconds...knee on knee

  • the more i watch this the funnier it gets

  • "OH SHIET"

  • more of a collision....but still cool

  • Put some skates on homos

  • i thought your not aloud to hit in roller

  • I could kill these kids in ice hockey any day, I am on the USA 16u team.

  • I would dangle all u bums

  • Roller Hockey: a "sport" for fairies who like to dance around with their heads down and can't take a hit. I'd call them all a bunch of dusters, but at least dusters have the stones to strap on a pair of real skates and attempt to play a man's sport.

  • nice hit its part of any hockey u play

  • the bender got kneed by another bender.

  • hahaha. he guy said " oh shit"

  • hahaha... bet he'll wear a cage from now on...

  • awesome hit keep up the good work haha

  • People play roller hockey because they cant afford ice hockey. In the south its the only way to play unless you want to pay 1,000 bucks for a season. These players dont have their moms paying for all their stuff. Its the closest to real hockey they can get. So all you guys who think your so tuff because you play ice are fags. You should be happy people still play where there isnt ice to play on and are supproting hockey.

  • @dgwaltney31 WORD

  • ouu !!

  • One time, I saw two guys kissing in the park. That was the gayest thing I'd ever seen I'd seen roller hockey

  • Roller hockey is meant for kicking the tennis players off the courts in the summer. Every other situation, it's ice hockey. Or else you may have be a little girl.

  • thats fucked up the poor kid cant even skate ...give him a break for fuk sakes

  • Someone's been playing real hockey

  • lol that was funny iv never seen an actual roller hockey league thats pretty cool but its slow as hell

  • its funny because probably more than 90 % of the people playing probably play ice hockey too

  • pussy league

  • @benswitzer01 whats the hard part of being a youtube troll like yourself? having no friends and still living in your moms basement at 28 kill yourself

  • @benswitzer01 most roller hockey player play both fucktard

  • @wflipj find it funny that people try to diss roller when they dont even play hockey just sit in their house trolling vids.

  • @benswitzer01 That makes no sense!! RollerHockey is awesome during the Icehockey off-season. Its fun 'cause you can catch suicide passes without worrying about getting killed.

    You just switched soccer for rollerhockey and rehashed a joke. Boo to you!!!!!! :)

  • @wilknight12345 thats exactly why roller hockey is for retards who can't skate or hack it on the ice...fvcking gretsky wannabe's hitting is part of the game if people are going to wuss out and not play because they can't keep their head up and skate, or chew gum and wipe their ass at the same time....then maybe they should find something else to keep constructively busy lol

  • @Dangler21 It's for retards now? I thought it was for gays. Roller hockey is also good for people that have to get up the next morning and go to work.

  • @benswitzer01 omg lolz lolz lolz

  • That was not a collision at all. You can see the guy cross the red line with the puck and the hitter lined him up. You can see see his elbow come up when he made the hit.

    Im assuming he chipped his tooth from hitting the floor after the hit also.

    OH SHIT

  • haha thats big in roller... and i love it how you arnt supposed to cheak, but this was a collision.

  • That wasnt a hit that was a collision

  • I dont care what the keyboard critics say, I liked the hit.

  • haha, kid who did the hitting landed on face. next time wear a cage tough guy

  • yeah wasnt a hit more like cheap collision

  • can someone tell me at what time the big hit was.. i definitely didnt see it

  • That wasn't even a hit, it was a knee on knee collision.

  • Love how a lot of simple people assume that if someone plays roller they dont play or appreciate ice. Here is a thought... shut up and support hockey players and fans regardless of the surface, mindless idiot.

  • i like how that tall goofie fuck acted like he was dead

  • what an idiot,throwing a cheap hit like that in a no contact rec league

  • dude in black making the hit...pony!

  • lol white guy=bender...and im almost positive there is no hitting in roller hockey

  • @A1RPR1C3 I don't know, I think it depends on where you play and at what level. Most inline leagues esp. at the younger level clearly say on the rules when you sign up that theres no checking allowed, but every league I played in back in highschool never enforced it. The refs would pretty much just let you play. Nowhere near as much hitting as in ice hockey but you could play the body on the puck carrier as long as you didn't get any elbows or sticks up, or stick a knee out like this jackass.

  • @darkhawk07

    so if i were to play in Division 1 Roller hockey checking is allowed

    im pretty sure you can check into the boards

  • @JordanSanders1991 I really couldn't tell you for sure, all depends on where you play. I think the vast majority of roller hockey leagues on the registration form will specifically say no checking or no contact allowed, it's all a matter of whether or not they choose to enforce it. In my experience they did let you go all out along the boards pretty much but open "ice" hits they would sometimes call esp. if you really laid someone out.

  • @darkhawk07

    but WHAT IF its a league that requires fully body protective gear?

    i assume then you can check somebody

  • Nice knee on knee action. 

  • Credit to this MCM clip goes to gouje0864. You can find more of the Motor City Mayhem at the official website: mcmhockey. com

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  • word up you fucking suck and your a cheap ass sonofabitch... try pullin that with one of my teammates on ICE... ya know... the REAL hockey surface... and I'll dump your ass over the fucking boards you faggot ass bitch.

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  • Wow, what an awesome hit! And completely illegal too! Roller hockey is non-contact. Best part is the moron hurts himself in the process cuz he doesn't even know how to lay a proper hit.

    And nice job in the description. No matter how official the name you give your team sounds, your still just a bunch of wannabe superstars in a men's league.

  • @dsl135 ...wanna be superstars.... ooook so anyone who plays hockey in a mens league is a wannabe superstar? ur a joke, u comment on a team name for no reason at all and make an ignorant statement. and by the way dumbass, if u were gonna make a dumb statement saying roller hockey is a non-contact sport, do ur research... there are contact leagues around. Good job making yourself sound dumb and ignorant for putting down a player for 1 bad hit and a team for absolutely no reason.

  • @KINGofBLING89 try reading next time, it helps you to not embarrass yourself so much. Not everyone who plays men's league hockey is a wannabe superstar. Guys who run around like idiots and think they're cool because they hit guys who aren't expecting it are. And I never insulted the team once, lol. And I'm aware there are contact roller league but its pretty clear by looking at the skill level of the majority of these players that they wouldn't be playing in a contact league. Try again guy.

  • @dsl135 .. Ha, guys who run around like idiots thinking their cool. ummm whoever said they think they were cool for hitting someone? A total of 0 people said that. Good job. And If u can judge skill level of a team from a 30 sec clip, u should prbly b an nhl scout, and since ur not... ur a douche. And, u would either have to have played Junior A or above for most of theses players since I happen to know some of them. quit puttin people down to feel better about ur bitter stupid self. Ur dumb.

  • @KINGofBLING89 Define irony: A guy coming on a YouTube clip that he's not even in (probably cuz he's not good enough) to put down someone as "dumb" for putting down the players in the video, who no... definitely did not play in Junior A, and you don't need to be an NHL scout to see that. Get a life dude. I'm allowed to have an opinion that the kid is a wannabe superstar who's an idiot for throwing hits like that. Move on.

  • @dsl135 HAHAHAHA look at you.... "clip he's not even in" -(you assuming cuz u dont know)...."didnt play Junior A"-- (assuming cuz again, u have no clue). i'll stop for u cuz ur embarrassing urself. U r allowed to have an opinion but when u make an ignorant statement like "team is a bunch of wanna be superstars", "crappy league", and try to Pretend u know all about this guy, league, and contact roller leagues" (all in a 30 second clip) ur gonna get called out and laughed at. just how it works

  • oh my god lmao! what a pussy league this looks like the guy with the puck can hardly even keep is feet under him. nice knee ovechkin, by the way.

  • @jose4891 dude the guy that got layed out, next play he starts talkin shit.. you just got jacked up, u have no room to smack talk lol

  • @gouje0864 Ha thats funny. Probably because they both got owned, only this faggot Kyle guy ate it.

  • @gouje0864 sticking your knee out doesnt not count as "laying someone out" bitch move and he got what he deserved. who the fuck hits in roller hockey anyway?

  • @SmilesHK We play inline street all the time and there's lots of hitting and dirty plays. I play goalie and even I can get a lil rough if your crowding my crease too much.. It just depends on who your playing with.. some like it more realistic and some just like to skate around and have fun.. but that was a lil shady

  • hmm. Seems to be a wanna be Ice Hockey player that knows nothing about laying out people. I laugh so hard watching this Kyle tool get owned by his own rookie mistake. Have fun with the tooth bud.

  • @Flashbeats100 just as an fyi he plays ice too..

  • @gouje0864 Does he also suck at that too? Dont tape hit videos.

  • @gouje0864 i bet he licks ass at that too

  • @gouje0864 then he should be able to hit better than that. lol

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