Dumb & Dumber- The French are Assholes..wmv

[MrNumberNine9]

Ass-pen.

[stridetide155]

"ARE PETS HEAD ARE FALLING OFF"

[OBVHeat]

Am I in the racist part of Youtube here?

[tuberofebrero]

@OBVHeat yeah

[Theburn77]

If there's one thing that can bind all the nations of the world together, it's our mutual hatred of the French

[TheSergentChaotix]

@Theburn77 Actually more people hates the US than the France.

[Theburn77]

@TheSergentChaotix that's because they're jealous

[TheSergentChaotix]

@Theburn77 Jealous of what ? Of not being the country with the highest number of crimes ? Or maybe of not being the most violent country ?

[Theburn77]

@TheSergentChaotix My statement was obviously a joke, don't take it so personally pal

[TheSergentChaotix]

@Theburn77 Sorry, my bad. I'm not an asshole, but I'm freaking frustrated of people laughing about my country.

[Theburn77]

@TheSergentChaotix It's ok, people say the same stuff about America

[mikethesmooth]

When I was a kid I use to think he said "I dunno Loyd, they french your assholes" in response to the women who flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

[anndizzle13]

In the background they're saying "HONEY, IT'S TEBOW!" around 0:10-11

[miouth150]

I love how even a guy that dumb knows the TRUTH about Franch people

[DistantJ]

We gotta get outta here man, we got no food... we got no jobs... OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

[MattBeckstrom]

I don't get the "salmon of capistrano" bit. Could someone please explain it to me? Is Capistrano a place where tons of salmon gather?

[jimfarrowlove]

@MattBeckstrom Capistrano is famous for its annual return of migrating swallows.

[MattBeckstrom]

@jimfarrowlove Oh, thanks!

[disiak974]

I'm a fucking French, and proud to be an asshole hahaha, .... so shut the fuck up

[mobsterz187]

@ who evers hating on america How bout us Americans kick Ur candy asses

[STEALTHxxPREDATOR]

For all American just remember something:

On 1700(~)

we help you when you were in battle with the British maybe if we don't help you.you were never creat .

Don't love them but just respect them .

[seankinsellasean]

@STEALTHxxPREDATOR Dont mind the yanks, Im Irish thanks for your help pitty a storm at sea smashed the boats up:(

[MetalSights]

@STEALTHxxPREDATOR I respect and thank them for that.

[PrettyRubbish]

@STEALTHxxPREDATOR That was also well over three hundred years ago. People change over the centuries :).

On that note Americans have become the biggest of the assholes ;)

[NaturalXSuper]

I went to france 2 years ago and i remember watching this movie on my laptop on a wifi bar and this scene came up and i had no headphones or noting and the whole bar went silent and i was told to leave xDDDD

[hakkujin]

@NaturalXSuper That never happened and you know it.

[NaturalXSuper]

@hakkujin lol yes it did i wouldn't lie and make myself sound sad and desperate for people to read my comments, so u just made a ass of yourself mr know all :)

[hakkujin]

@NaturalXSuper I just find it hard to believe that the whole place would go quiet and they would kick you out. I apologize, it certainly could happen, but it just seems like a massive overreaction on their part.

[NaturalXSuper]

@hakkujin lol i don't care if u believe me or not because i'm not lying i'm not sad and they would overeact because the french are assholes lol, when i played this scene the waiter told me to collect my things and leave but if you don't believe me i don't care :)

[hakkujin]

@NaturalXSuper One time, you were in France, in a wifi bar, just watching a movie, by yourself. When a scene came up, everyone heard it and fell quiet. The waiter asked you to leave. So, you decided to go home and get back on your computer and talk about how you couldn't detach yourself from your computer while you were on holiday in France. I believe you, I just feel sorry for you.

[NaturalXSuper]

@hakkujin hold on a minute now you cocky cunt you don't know me and what i do in my life and for your information i wasn't in france alone and i'm telling ppl a funny incident that happened 2 Years Ago so do me a favour and find your own life and stop asking me shit about mine.

[NaturalXSuper]

@hakkujin and yet here you are desperate to find out if i'm lying or not and looking for a pointless argument like half of the sad cunts on youtube do when there bored or don't have a life.

[NaturalXSuper]

I went to france 2 years ago and i remember watching this movie on my laptop on a wifi bar and this scene came up and i had no headphones or noting and the whole bar went silent and i was told to leave xDDDD

[SmithBiff]

I did this scene for Drama once for a monologue and I didn't realize monologue meant one person. Dumb and Dumber

[BGonzalez772004]

It's just a movie for all those who are offended. How about the whole world saying that we (Americans) are, well .... every nasty word you know!

[andreww1212]

I was thinking of moving to South France then I thought of this scene. Totally changed my decision.

[InfoWarsTV2]

There are two things I hate: People who are intollerant of other people's heritage & the Dutch.

[rslipaco]

@InfoWarsTV2 I just watched austin powers 3 today.. its gold! (notice the pun^.^)

[Gamezero05]

@InfoWarsTV2 psssssst.... it's "other people's cultures"...

[InfoWarsTV2]

@Gamezero05 You're right. My editors were out to lunch. The first time I heard this, it was a stand up comedian named Nick Swardson; they must have bought/stole it from him. He has an album named "Seriously, Who Farted?"

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

@InfoWarsTV2 lol Austin Powers quote ;D

[Leafster321]

@InfoWarsTV2 dude. my mother is dutch... thanks alot.

[InfoWarsTV2]

@Leafster321 my children are Dutch. It's a joke dude.

[miouth150]

@InfoWarsTV2 Same thing only I hate french instade of Dutch

[InfoWarsTV2]

@miouth150 that reminds me of a funny story .....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

@InfoWarsTV2 lol Austin Powers quote XD

[InfoWarsTV2]

@xxRAWRxGIRLxx

Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

Austin: I can guess, baby.

Ivana: We play chess.

Austin: I guessed wrong.

:D

[TheBeastFalcon]

@InfoWarsTV2 you hate the netherlands!?

[TheBeastFalcon]

@InfoWarsTV2 ow no thats from austin powers

[GamerDudeRetro]

@InfoWarsTV2 So you hate yourself? You seem intolerant of one of the most tolerant peoples on earth today. You are are a very smart person.

[TheChocolatePeacock]

@GamerDudeRetro

are you retarded?

[Insanityltself]

@InfoWarsTV2 i know its from the AP movie but there are also two kinds of peope i hate: Turkish people and the Moroccans......the ones who are slowly invading the Netherlands.

[lanuevagranada]

The French ARE actually assholes...

[shamanite]

Sérieusement ? Le commentaire raciste est parmis les mieux notés ? -____-

[Phoodchain]

@lanuevagranada gtfo



[tennisroddickstar]

@lanuevagranada true that u fat fuck!!

[mellenhrad]

the french are assholes .. lol its funny cuz it's true!

[LulzBat]

@mellenhrad Assholes ?

Nope

More like retards.

[keys112009]

whats the salmon capstrano??!??! lol

[WWEJR88Fan]

LMFAO

[MAVTRONN]

suck me sideways!!!

[keeyk118b]

someone should remind the french about ww2 about how they were defeated by germany in under 2 weeks.

[seka1986]

So true, the French are TOTAL assholes.

[TimeMachine20]

hahahaha

[indiemen]

fuck my balls like lemon tits

[jennifer]

lol beer flows like wine

[zwan2]

hé hé ^^

[ragusto]

The french are assholes lol