@DeistPaladin You read the Bible but have no idea what you are talking about (or blatantly mislead). Not to mention you're the nerd who got bullied obviously. And "DeistPaladin", really? You're like 30 dude, grow up.
ISAIAH57:1-5 BUT COME HERE, YOU SONS OF A SORCERESS, OFFSPRING OF AN ADULTERER AND A PROSTITUTE! WHO IS IT YOU ARE MOCKING? WHO IS IT YOU ARE OPENING YOUR MOUTH AND STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE AT? ISN'T IT YOU, YOU REBELLIOUS CHILDREN, YOU RACE OF LIARS, WHO BURN WITH LUST AMONG THE OAKS, UNDER EVERY FLOURISHING TREE, WHO SLAUGHTER CHILDREN IN THE WADIS BELOW THE CLEFTS OF THE ROCKS?
You are sad. Your errors are so many and blatant, they require no commentary. If you ever get fired from Burger King, you do have a future as an anchor at MSNBC.
The bible was written by men. Not to mention fairly stupid men, many of which attributing the wind to satan farting. I dont think god instructed anyone to write anything, its obvious men created that book for their own reasons. that being said, if you are a logical thinker then you have to assume that god in some way shape or form does exist in some manner. I find it hard to swallow that all this came from nothing. Take the big bang theory for example. What could have started the big bang?
Who's definition? Logically, you can imagine the Big Bang as a cosmic explosion, which allows matter to expand to far reaches of space, and then eventually, either the force of gravity brings it back, or something else, unknown, may happen. Of course, we don't know everything.
@TheAlexANGST The definition I gave you was a scientific definition. You can look it up if you want. The Big Bang is the theory that deduces a cataclysmic birth of the universe from the observed expansion of the universe, cosmic background radiation, abundance of the elements, and the laws of physics. Unfortunately for scientists it's not true; the universe has always existed. As a mathematician I sometimes laugh at the theories that physicists come up with.
You're jumping to the conclusion that they're referring to the beginning of the universe. Some people think that it was the beginning of the universe, and others seem to follow the idea that it's simply a cycle of expansion and reversal. No one truly knows anything, other than certain details about the universe using observational methods and tools, such as mathematics. It's quite impossible to know everything.
@TheAlexANGST Correct me if I'm wrong but, Isn't the cycle of expansion and reversal called the Steady State? And you're incorrect about no one knowing anything. Mathematicians do know. We know that the universe has always existed. Unfortunately no one listens to us. People either say it was God or they much rather listen to science instead because they don't have a deep and rigorous understanding of mathematics like mathematicians do.
Well, I'm not saying that the universe hasn't always existed, but there are many mathematicians that are still Christian fundamentalists, which, of course, makes no sense, but it truly shows that not everyone is as understanding as many academics. And even many academics can't claim that they know everything. The universe could have always existed, or there could be an unknown "variable"
He was going to kill the child who was not circumcised the personal pronouns are added. You also are unaware that all the Angels are called Elohim and el in scripture. The reason you are a skeptic is because you judge scripture by the foolish Trinitarian interpretations. more than 2600 years ago a bald man said the earth was round Isa 40:22 the church doctrines you are judging scripture r with killed people who agreed.
Read the parable of the vineyard, the tenant is satan (and his angels), the servants sent are God's prophets, wisemen, martyrs and the son sent is Jesus. By doing what you are doing you are unknowingly wronging the blood that was spilt to save as many humans as possible. Have you ever heard of the Gnostic outlook, where Jesus is trying to save humankind from an angel trying to be a God? You must acknowledge you have no idea of what you are doing.
God is omnipotent, we are living in an altered reality. Jesus did his best to get people of the time to understand God, based on their understanding, don't let legend and mans interpretation* to have you do the work of 'the ruler of this world'. Jesus made changes where he could in the law, showing the original understanding was flawed. Just so you know, what you are doing makes you foolish, the opposite of what you are aiming for, you are playing with fire and effecting others by doing it.
You present yourself as very intelligent when in fact you are so misguided, I could not begin to unravel your nonsense. I would refer you to Romans 1:18-23. I don't know why you are so angry, but I pray for your tormented soul that you would be able to discover truth and find rest for you pitiful soul. I hope you will read and consider the truth this passage has to offer. Next time, read in CONTEXT not isolating verses from the whole of the Bible. Try reading the whole Bible, not just parts
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
it goes beyond that. when god tortures and kills the egyptians with the ten plagues of egypt. Exodus 7:14-24 to Exodus 11:1-10, 12:1-42.
he did so in order to free the hebrews from the pharaoh, but dont you think if god was really so Omnipotent he could have found a way to do it by spilling less blood not more of it?
I suspect it WAS NOT god who could not drive out the people of the valley because they had chariots of IRON. It was the Israelites! Which is a bull shit way of avoiding the likely alternative. They CONQUERED the land of milk & honey. God doesnt give land. Unlike Crown, in Australia given out as land grants after likewise taking possession of terra Nullius- empty Australia. Which it was not. Funny how it took god until 1770 to get to Australia & then tried, but failed, to kill Australia.
@listen2meokidoki But, unfortuneately, like elsewhere (eg: the Americas) wherever GOD goes, there also goes evil. God actually killed huge numbers of Australian aboriginals. If he had cared, he would have sent his son to Australia at the same time, or say 40,000 year s ago when Australian Aboriginals arrived. Maybe there was no milk, but there was honey.
Rock is just a place holder name. The object in question could follow any laws. It could be an infinitely dense spec, or not even matter at all. The question still stands.
And I don't care about this mans credentials. I thought the bible was silly long before I saw these videos, as I speculate is the case with many of these viewers.
Besides, it's the infallible word of a perfect god, why would you need credentials to understand it?
I'm not exactly sure what you're asserting. God could create an actual infinite? You think He has to be able to create an object that doesn't exists outside of our universe?
Because it was written in different languages many years ago. Languages change over time i.e. English in the Canterbury Tales. Things do get lost in the translation. Anyone can understand it, but many of the English translations don't do it justice.
I'm sure you're all well aware, would make it logically invalid to blindly (without thinking for yourself) accept this man's alleged claims that the Bible contradicts itself. I'm sure you asked how long this man has been a Biblical scholar just to make sure. Oh, I forgot, you all also became experts on ancient Hebrew semantics and writing style as well. After doing this, you could at least with some degree of certainty and say this DeistPaladin is ignorant/wrong.
Really? I just presented some examples of some confounding variables in the equation that you may not have considered before you pronounced judgement on the Bible. I implore you to reconsider.
Gathering as much information as you can is essential before you make an objective decision as any true free thinker knows.
So your argument here is that God wrote a book that no one could be able to read except for those with years of special training and anyone else who tries to read it will come to a drastically different set of conclusions about what it says?
What is this man's credentials? I mean, I should not have to ask you all because being the skeptics and free thinkers that you are you could not simply trust him, so you looked up/read the passages and also the entire Biblical books the passages were cited from as well as the Torah, for context, as well You also researched the Hebrew translations, became familiar with Jewish custom, history, and theology. The failure of completing, which,...
@corbett656: An omnipotent God could not create such a rock, but the fault is not with God's power but with the rock. For any rock to exist, it must have physical boundaries or parameters. It must be finite. The "rock" you describe would have no parameters and essentially be infinite. As you can see, this is a contradiction, so therefore such a "rock" or physical object of any sort could not exist.
If god is omnipotent, then if he created lets say a rock that he could not even carry then he is essentially not omnipotent. You may say well why would he do this, well would it matter why god does things
Ahahahaha... It's Always Amusing To See Theists Threaten People With Eternal Torment And Fire And Burning And Screaming And Pain For Not Following A Religious Teaching... What's With The Capitals?
And FYI, Satanists do believe in God... They just choose not to follow him ^^
Hmm...I don't know if unicorns are a mistranslation or not. There also also Satyrs in the Bible, which is a sex crazed half man half goat Greek creature.
Theists still haven't answered the first question. What is God? They can only give attributes of god. But they never tell you what they attaching those attributes to.
Hey John, I was wondering, the God you believe in, do you also believe he is omnipotent and omniscient and such? Or what attributes do you actually believe he has?
No, clearly God is not omnipotent, omniscient or perfect in any other way. The natural universe, in my view, doesn't indicate a perfect creator. One can still admire and feel a sense of awe but not regard something as perfect.
Have you ever considered that God might be the Universe? Does that entail any problems? It would solve Omnipresence, make for virtual Omnipotence and Omniscience.
except the god of the bible explicitly says that he CREATED the universe, not that he IS the universe. the univer doesn't get jealous. the bible's god does.
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why do you try so hard to sound smart? why can't you say what you want to say in half the words?...stupid fucks like you that speak so unbelievably pseudo intellectually and over-articulately make me sick..you don't sound smart, my man. only pompous and arrogant. If you want to say something, say it common vernacular so 95% of the people reading it can understand it without having to give it double the time in thought about it as it took to read it......
The LORD was with THE MEN (my emphasis) of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people of the plains, because they had iron chariots.
Where I emphasized is where the change was made. It was an "update" to make sure that no Christian could see that God IS NOT omnipotent.
to say that it is not a correction of a mistake in the previous translation , you have to go further back to the source manuscrioppt from which it was translated.
And making a cliam withuot proof does not mean you are right.
Please tell me which version of the bible you are using so that I can follow up with your interesting videos. in your version of the bible He is more like a normal warlord, than an Omnipotent Lord who is the creator of the the Heavens and the Earth and is still expanding the world.
Refering to your video 4.24 , in the Bible given to me by a friend" " The Holy Bible: Placed by THe Gideos" The text in English reads as follows: " The Lord was with the MEN of Judah,, They took possetion of the ......
....hillcountry, but THEY WERE unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots." As a person that uses reason don't you agree that this should make all freethinkers and Openminded poeple not take a translation as replacement of the Origianl TEXT especially when we are talking about something that very important like God, Holy Spirit etc.... This clearly shows that Christians can get into a real mess if the rely on translations that are full of serious errors.
This video is a load of crap. To clear some things up, God didn't NEED to rest on the seventh day. God rested to show an EXAMPLE of what believers should do on the SABBATH, which is Saturday.
On the Sabbath, which is one of the commandments, you are supposed to refrain from all work. The only work that is permitted is where you help people or even animals.
God doesn't get tired, how foolish of you to assume that.
Also, im getting really tired of you using the false name Yahweh. Its a fake name put together because people couldn't pronounce the actual spelling. Which is 'YHWH'.
That was not meant to be pronounced in English, or really any other language. Not to mention, its funny you pick at this name anyway. Zeus and Ra are not capable of even 5% of what the Bible says God the Father is, not at all. So why does a name even matter?
Some say it is pronounced: YHVH and not YHWH... So just how is it you know "YHWH" is the one true God and not Allah or some other God, is it because the Bible says so?
OK, you're a parody Christian aren't you? You don't seriously believe any of this, right?
Just in case you do, one must feel pain in order to feel relief when the pain goes away. One must feel exhaustion in order to feel refreshed when rejuvenated. Ergo resting can only feel good if one needs it.
If I bring my iron chariot with me after I die does that mean god HAS to let me into heaven and run things because I can't be beaten on my iron chariot?
According to some versions of the bible god is as strong as one unicorn so if I have a chariot pulled by 4 unicorns they could kick god's ass... hmmm....
God is Omnipotent! And you (DeistPaladin) being shown here on my monitor is a proof that you ARE an Reptilian, your father is a member of the twelwe Oroborous-giants in the inner circle of the five eyes of Kuken-onanerar. Say hi to Neo-Medusa from me! ;-)... bleh!!!
I'm trying to find some common ground on your case but your clarifications don't seem to make any sense. Like for example when you talk of a passage in the bible that states that God has strength like a unicorn, what exactly does that have to do with him being omnipotent.
All you lack is the black name tag, a backpack and a bicycle. Then you would be appropriately dressed to peddle the myth of Joseph Smith a/k/a Joseph's Myth.
Well, no, but clearly giants, ghosts, unicorns and dragons are since they are all in the bible, and since the bible is inerrant, all of these creatures clearly existed. The fact that we have no evidence of them only proves their omnipotence as they are able to hide themselves from all senses and scientific equipment!
yeah, freethinker1990, Moses would have to "kick ass" if he's getting the foreskin shorn off of his dick at the same time he's being strangled by god...and then lives? WOW!
I see the creation of yaweh, as a lost people trying to make themselves a nation worthy of being noticeable. Afterall nationalism and relgion are very similar, you make a team and create a mascot. America/eagle, Isreal/yahweh>>>Judasim, Christianity/jesus, Islam/allah, New York/Giants had to throw that one in there. I had once read that ancient Israelites where actually dispersed tribal Canaanites who were in fact long time Idol worshipers.
Rested is a translation issue, out of 65 potential translations, only around 6 have anything to do with rest. The majority, translate as finish, end, complete or done (or something along those lines).
"Creating light from the stars en route to the earth so they'll think the world is older than 6,000 years."
"Why go through all this trouble, Lord?"
"It's well worth it to see the look on atheists faces when they approach my throne and realize 'holy crap, it's really real!' It's almost as much fun as listening to them scream as they fall into Hell."
"You're a rascal, Lord."
"Hey, how else am I to ensure the souls that make it are gullible sycophants?"
Yeah you know,it was kind of a last moment thing, so they left all of that out of the bible. Not because they had no knowledge or understanding of it... after all god knows everything... surely he just forgot to mention it.
That bit about Moses and the impromptu circumcision gave me a hilarious mental image of Yahweh strangling Moses while Moses attempts to communicate through charades to his wife that she should circumcise the kid with a sharp stone, ala Young Frankenstein.
Re: Iron chariots, does this sound rather like a kid's tall tale? "I went to the moon and fought the moonmen but I didn't win because mom said I had to come inside for dinner."
The early books of the bible are clearly written from a polytheistic perspective. Jacob wrestling "Yahweh" is a clear example of that. Jacobs wrestles a god, most likely a sun god but not the god.
I really think that would make a great animation sequence, something along the lines of "Lil Bush". I can just see Lil Yahweh hanging by his shorts on top of a flagpole while stronger gods below are pointing and laughing.
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ratonL 1 month ago
Yahwehis funny!
PeopleMustAct 1 month ago
Loved the commentary!! Funny & educational.
Almamater8888 1 month ago
@DeistPaladin You read the Bible but have no idea what you are talking about (or blatantly mislead). Not to mention you're the nerd who got bullied obviously. And "DeistPaladin", really? You're like 30 dude, grow up.
66GreenBaron66 4 months ago
@DeistPaladin I just stumbled into this on accident. This is awesome. I'm a subscriber now.
Viktir666 8 months ago
God had to rest after 6 days? I guess he thought Constitution was a dump-stat? Reroll newb!
Viktir666 8 months ago
The doll in the background was distracting me.
MikoOthello 1 year ago
Yahweh tried to kill Moses? I don't think that scene was filmed in Cecil B. Demille's "The Ten Commandments".
Vexille1983 1 year ago
Jesus nailed to the cross for you
pancake2662 1 year ago
ISAIAH57:1-5 BUT COME HERE, YOU SONS OF A SORCERESS, OFFSPRING OF AN ADULTERER AND A PROSTITUTE! WHO IS IT YOU ARE MOCKING? WHO IS IT YOU ARE OPENING YOUR MOUTH AND STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE AT? ISN'T IT YOU, YOU REBELLIOUS CHILDREN, YOU RACE OF LIARS, WHO BURN WITH LUST AMONG THE OAKS, UNDER EVERY FLOURISHING TREE, WHO SLAUGHTER CHILDREN IN THE WADIS BELOW THE CLEFTS OF THE ROCKS?
cuchie57 1 year ago
@cuchie57 i love it when god talks dirty
johnnythesailorman 5 months ago
You are sad. Your errors are so many and blatant, they require no commentary. If you ever get fired from Burger King, you do have a future as an anchor at MSNBC.
DanOhio777 1 year ago
You cant talk to religious people they will just keep babbling on bullshit about how your soul is tormented.
marinefrenzy 1 year ago
The bible was written by men. Not to mention fairly stupid men, many of which attributing the wind to satan farting. I dont think god instructed anyone to write anything, its obvious men created that book for their own reasons. that being said, if you are a logical thinker then you have to assume that god in some way shape or form does exist in some manner. I find it hard to swallow that all this came from nothing. Take the big bang theory for example. What could have started the big bang?
ShroomFuu86 1 year ago
@ShroomFuu86 God and the big bang are invalid. The universe, like mathematics, has always existed.
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago
@LonesomePaleRider
But then again, who says that the "Big Bang" was the beginning? The Big Bang is simply the idea that the universe expands and contracts.
TheAlexANGST 1 year ago
@TheAlexANGST By definition, The Big Bang was the event which led to the formation of the universe.
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago
@LonesomePaleRider
Who's definition? Logically, you can imagine the Big Bang as a cosmic explosion, which allows matter to expand to far reaches of space, and then eventually, either the force of gravity brings it back, or something else, unknown, may happen. Of course, we don't know everything.
TheAlexANGST 1 year ago
@TheAlexANGST The definition I gave you was a scientific definition. You can look it up if you want. The Big Bang is the theory that deduces a cataclysmic birth of the universe from the observed expansion of the universe, cosmic background radiation, abundance of the elements, and the laws of physics. Unfortunately for scientists it's not true; the universe has always existed. As a mathematician I sometimes laugh at the theories that physicists come up with.
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago
@LonesomePaleRider
You're jumping to the conclusion that they're referring to the beginning of the universe. Some people think that it was the beginning of the universe, and others seem to follow the idea that it's simply a cycle of expansion and reversal. No one truly knows anything, other than certain details about the universe using observational methods and tools, such as mathematics. It's quite impossible to know everything.
TheAlexANGST 1 year ago
@TheAlexANGST Correct me if I'm wrong but, Isn't the cycle of expansion and reversal called the Steady State? And you're incorrect about no one knowing anything. Mathematicians do know. We know that the universe has always existed. Unfortunately no one listens to us. People either say it was God or they much rather listen to science instead because they don't have a deep and rigorous understanding of mathematics like mathematicians do.
LonesomePaleRider 1 year ago
@TheAlexANGST
Well, I'm not saying that the universe hasn't always existed, but there are many mathematicians that are still Christian fundamentalists, which, of course, makes no sense, but it truly shows that not everyone is as understanding as many academics. And even many academics can't claim that they know everything. The universe could have always existed, or there could be an unknown "variable"
TheAlexANGST 1 year ago
"...Or maybe it's just all made up." { TOSS }....hilarious.
I want to wrassle yahweh...best two out of three falls....I bet I can take him.
bodeezy 1 year ago
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dirtydonki 1 year ago
He was going to kill the child who was not circumcised the personal pronouns are added. You also are unaware that all the Angels are called Elohim and el in scripture. The reason you are a skeptic is because you judge scripture by the foolish Trinitarian interpretations. more than 2600 years ago a bald man said the earth was round Isa 40:22 the church doctrines you are judging scripture r with killed people who agreed.
I think your problem is clear!
ProveYourFaith 1 year ago
Read the parable of the vineyard, the tenant is satan (and his angels), the servants sent are God's prophets, wisemen, martyrs and the son sent is Jesus. By doing what you are doing you are unknowingly wronging the blood that was spilt to save as many humans as possible. Have you ever heard of the Gnostic outlook, where Jesus is trying to save humankind from an angel trying to be a God? You must acknowledge you have no idea of what you are doing.
PhoenixArmor 1 year ago
God is omnipotent, we are living in an altered reality. Jesus did his best to get people of the time to understand God, based on their understanding, don't let legend and mans interpretation* to have you do the work of 'the ruler of this world'. Jesus made changes where he could in the law, showing the original understanding was flawed. Just so you know, what you are doing makes you foolish, the opposite of what you are aiming for, you are playing with fire and effecting others by doing it.
PhoenixArmor 1 year ago
You present yourself as very intelligent when in fact you are so misguided, I could not begin to unravel your nonsense. I would refer you to Romans 1:18-23. I don't know why you are so angry, but I pray for your tormented soul that you would be able to discover truth and find rest for you pitiful soul. I hope you will read and consider the truth this passage has to offer. Next time, read in CONTEXT not isolating verses from the whole of the Bible. Try reading the whole Bible, not just parts
3rdsett 1 year ago
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus
erato99 1 year ago
You aint got no pancake mix!
ZZz7ZZzzZZz7ZzZZzz7Z 1 year ago
it goes beyond that. when god tortures and kills the egyptians with the ten plagues of egypt. Exodus 7:14-24 to Exodus 11:1-10, 12:1-42.
he did so in order to free the hebrews from the pharaoh, but dont you think if god was really so Omnipotent he could have found a way to do it by spilling less blood not more of it?
AceofDimonds0 1 year ago
did you enjoi my video response?
Jakdakson 1 year ago
I suspect it WAS NOT god who could not drive out the people of the valley because they had chariots of IRON. It was the Israelites! Which is a bull shit way of avoiding the likely alternative. They CONQUERED the land of milk & honey. God doesnt give land. Unlike Crown, in Australia given out as land grants after likewise taking possession of terra Nullius- empty Australia. Which it was not. Funny how it took god until 1770 to get to Australia & then tried, but failed, to kill Australia.
listen2meokidoki 1 year ago
@listen2meokidoki But, unfortuneately, like elsewhere (eg: the Americas) wherever GOD goes, there also goes evil. God actually killed huge numbers of Australian aboriginals. If he had cared, he would have sent his son to Australia at the same time, or say 40,000 year s ago when Australian Aboriginals arrived. Maybe there was no milk, but there was honey.
listen2meokidoki 1 year ago
Zeus, Odin, Ra... Yahweh!
I love it.
Klingschor 2 years ago
@ Tories
Rock is just a place holder name. The object in question could follow any laws. It could be an infinitely dense spec, or not even matter at all. The question still stands.
And I don't care about this mans credentials. I thought the bible was silly long before I saw these videos, as I speculate is the case with many of these viewers.
Besides, it's the infallible word of a perfect god, why would you need credentials to understand it?
w3b3d 2 years ago
I'm not exactly sure what you're asserting. God could create an actual infinite? You think He has to be able to create an object that doesn't exists outside of our universe?
Because it was written in different languages many years ago. Languages change over time i.e. English in the Canterbury Tales. Things do get lost in the translation. Anyone can understand it, but many of the English translations don't do it justice.
ToriesPolishBoy 2 years ago
I'm sure you're all well aware, would make it logically invalid to blindly (without thinking for yourself) accept this man's alleged claims that the Bible contradicts itself. I'm sure you asked how long this man has been a Biblical scholar just to make sure. Oh, I forgot, you all also became experts on ancient Hebrew semantics and writing style as well. After doing this, you could at least with some degree of certainty and say this DeistPaladin is ignorant/wrong.
Lastly, Think for yourselves
ToriesPolishBoy 2 years ago
actually all you have to do is read the Bible passages he directed you to.
Politicimo 2 years ago
Really? I just presented some examples of some confounding variables in the equation that you may not have considered before you pronounced judgement on the Bible. I implore you to reconsider.
Gathering as much information as you can is essential before you make an objective decision as any true free thinker knows.
ToriesPolishBoy 2 years ago
So your argument here is that God wrote a book that no one could be able to read except for those with years of special training and anyone else who tries to read it will come to a drastically different set of conclusions about what it says?
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
That looks to be what he's saying. I don't see any better conclusions that can be drawn from what the Polish boy said.
Politicimo 2 years ago
@ToriesPolishBoy
Good one. You think that God being a s hitty communicator validates your religion.
ThieleM 1 year ago
And for the rest of you skeptics/free thinkers:
What is this man's credentials? I mean, I should not have to ask you all because being the skeptics and free thinkers that you are you could not simply trust him, so you looked up/read the passages and also the entire Biblical books the passages were cited from as well as the Torah, for context, as well You also researched the Hebrew translations, became familiar with Jewish custom, history, and theology. The failure of completing, which,...
ToriesPolishBoy 2 years ago
@corbett656: An omnipotent God could not create such a rock, but the fault is not with God's power but with the rock. For any rock to exist, it must have physical boundaries or parameters. It must be finite. The "rock" you describe would have no parameters and essentially be infinite. As you can see, this is a contradiction, so therefore such a "rock" or physical object of any sort could not exist.
ToriesPolishBoy 2 years ago
If god is omnipotent, then if he created lets say a rock that he could not even carry then he is essentially not omnipotent. You may say well why would he do this, well would it matter why god does things
corbett656 2 years ago
he's like superman. As God absorbs light from our yellow sun (which he created) his power increases.
gguilford72 2 years ago
Hey Gnostic!
You NEED A Bible Commentary!!
I Can See You Twitching In The Lake Of Fire.
I Was You, I Would Stop Mocking God YHWH.
But I See You Do Believe In Other God's, Perhaps Are You A Satanist?
JCCOUTINO 2 years ago
Ahahahaha... It's Always Amusing To See Theists Threaten People With Eternal Torment And Fire And Burning And Screaming And Pain For Not Following A Religious Teaching... What's With The Capitals?
And FYI, Satanists do believe in God... They just choose not to follow him ^^
LuigiPeach 2 years ago
yahweh? gimme a break!!! He doesnt even exist.
Great video though!
boaz1144 2 years ago
It sounds like the story of Yahweh as told by Norman Mailer!
jimbrown257 2 years ago
You sure can't beat those omnipotent oxen!
retardskull 2 years ago
Hmm...I don't know if unicorns are a mistranslation or not. There also also Satyrs in the Bible, which is a sex crazed half man half goat Greek creature.
fa272 2 years ago
And giants, and talking snakes,....
michalchik 2 years ago 6
and speaking donkey
witchcerridwen 2 years ago
LMAO @ 5:26!!!
bahahahaha!!
Yawey!
simsi1616 2 years ago
Theists still haven't answered the first question. What is God? They can only give attributes of god. But they never tell you what they attaching those attributes to.
exacerbatedtaboo 2 years ago
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Okay... so I decided that since my subs were hounding me about demolishing your vid, I'd post a follow-up vid.
watch?v=EHs3uKn6uNc
npage85 2 years ago
Your lame response video was approved and laughed at.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
subs or sock-puppet accounts?
DrSim0nSayz 2 years ago
Hey John, I was wondering, the God you believe in, do you also believe he is omnipotent and omniscient and such? Or what attributes do you actually believe he has?
KnownNoMore 2 years ago
No, clearly God is not omnipotent, omniscient or perfect in any other way. The natural universe, in my view, doesn't indicate a perfect creator. One can still admire and feel a sense of awe but not regard something as perfect.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Have you ever considered that God might be the Universe? Does that entail any problems? It would solve Omnipresence, make for virtual Omnipotence and Omniscience.
sciencemile 2 years ago
except the god of the bible explicitly says that he CREATED the universe, not that he IS the universe. the univer doesn't get jealous. the bible's god does.
thendi23 2 years ago
Wasn't talking about the God of the Bible.
sciencemile 2 years ago
These are problems I don't need to "solve" since I don't believe God is either omnipotent, omnipresent or omniscent.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
I just love how you always throw away that collection of silly anecdotes.
Its truly inspiring!
Cheers!
eldadevata 2 years ago
@DeistPaladin NPage85's response to this video is really stupid shit.
RomansPwnedJesus 1 year ago
@RomansPwnedJesus Tell me about it. I wasted way to much time exchanging text posts with him, many of which were deleted.
DeistPaladin 1 year ago
@DeistPaladin
Trying to have any sort of honest conversation with that guy is a practice in futility
ThieleM 1 year ago
You've been targeted by the self-described mighty intellect of npage85. The collective sound of a thousand palms slapping their foreheads is heard...
rbairos1 2 years ago
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why do you try so hard to sound smart? why can't you say what you want to say in half the words?...stupid fucks like you that speak so unbelievably pseudo intellectually and over-articulately make me sick..you don't sound smart, my man. only pompous and arrogant. If you want to say something, say it common vernacular so 95% of the people reading it can understand it without having to give it double the time in thought about it as it took to read it......
slux773 2 years ago
You've got two pages of hate comments on your channel slux. Nice try, but I'm not interested in adding to your collection ;)
rbairos1 2 years ago
lol
WayOfTheBastard 2 years ago
4:35 Chariots of iron? Quick, get in the car, Yahweh is coming! :)
0x8x0 2 years ago 2
Nerd of god school hahahaha
earsie1977 2 years ago 8
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FIGHTFANNERD3 3 months ago
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@earsie1977 calling someone a nerd won't make you cool or funny
you moron
FIGHTFANNERD3 3 months ago
"Beaten up every day at lunch for his ambrosia money"--priceless! :-)
nicelinguist 2 years ago 2
The Jakob vs God match reminds me of the Monty Python Black Knight fight. ;-)
ILYIAB 2 years ago
My NIV translation...Judges 1:19
The LORD was with THE MEN (my emphasis) of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people of the plains, because they had iron chariots.
Where I emphasized is where the change was made. It was an "update" to make sure that no Christian could see that God IS NOT omnipotent.
mathgeek37 2 years ago
" It was an "update" to make sure that no Christian could see that God IS NOT omnipotent"
I myself know Hebrew, and you have to read earlier texts in Hebrew or Latin to be closer to what the original manuscript might have said.
Again you are still relying on translations which all have errors.
SuperOpenminded 2 years ago
" It was an "update"
to say that it is not a correction of a mistake in the previous translation , you have to go further back to the source manuscrioppt from which it was translated.
And making a cliam withuot proof does not mean you are right.
SuperOpenminded 2 years ago
Sorry, I don't mean to do that.
Here's my question. Why keep issuing updates then? Is it because of our language keeps devolving?
mathgeek37 2 years ago
To keep the sheep in line.
Mossasan 2 years ago
Please tell me which version of the bible you are using so that I can follow up with your interesting videos. in your version of the bible He is more like a normal warlord, than an Omnipotent Lord who is the creator of the the Heavens and the Earth and is still expanding the world.
SuperOpenminded 2 years ago
I use the classic KJV. I also have more modern translations, my favorite is the NRSV 3rd edition.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Refering to your video 4.24 , in the Bible given to me by a friend" " The Holy Bible: Placed by THe Gideos" The text in English reads as follows: " The Lord was with the MEN of Judah,, They took possetion of the ......
SuperOpenminded 2 years ago
....hillcountry, but THEY WERE unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots." As a person that uses reason don't you agree that this should make all freethinkers and Openminded poeple not take a translation as replacement of the Origianl TEXT especially when we are talking about something that very important like God, Holy Spirit etc.... This clearly shows that Christians can get into a real mess if the rely on translations that are full of serious errors.
SuperOpenminded 2 years ago
A buddy of mine had an 8-translation parallel Bible. Why would they do that?
mathgeek37 2 years ago
This video is a load of crap. To clear some things up, God didn't NEED to rest on the seventh day. God rested to show an EXAMPLE of what believers should do on the SABBATH, which is Saturday.
On the Sabbath, which is one of the commandments, you are supposed to refrain from all work. The only work that is permitted is where you help people or even animals.
God doesn't get tired, how foolish of you to assume that.
JudgeEden 2 years ago
Also, im getting really tired of you using the false name Yahweh. Its a fake name put together because people couldn't pronounce the actual spelling. Which is 'YHWH'.
That was not meant to be pronounced in English, or really any other language. Not to mention, its funny you pick at this name anyway. Zeus and Ra are not capable of even 5% of what the Bible says God the Father is, not at all. So why does a name even matter?
JudgeEden 2 years ago
Some say it is pronounced: YHVH and not YHWH... So just how is it you know "YHWH" is the one true God and not Allah or some other God, is it because the Bible says so?
frphillipmullet 2 years ago
Exodus 31:17 says after he rested and he was refreshed.... AaAaAh, I'll bet he felt a lot better!
frphillipmullet 2 years ago
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Are you implying that God is incapable of feeling refreshed?
Just because He feels good after resting doesn't mean at all he NEEDED to rest. What a stupid assumption.
JudgeEden 2 years ago
LOL
frphillipmullet 2 years ago
OK, you're a parody Christian aren't you? You don't seriously believe any of this, right?
Just in case you do, one must feel pain in order to feel relief when the pain goes away. One must feel exhaustion in order to feel refreshed when rejuvenated. Ergo resting can only feel good if one needs it.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
LOL!
Zentz29 2 years ago
'Yaweh cheated and still ended up losing'- man that's funny!
Hotbttms 2 years ago
perfect
Nowitzki25 2 years ago
If I bring my iron chariot with me after I die does that mean god HAS to let me into heaven and run things because I can't be beaten on my iron chariot?
Nihilist127 2 years ago 7
Hey, think you've got an idea. We should storm the gates of Heaven when we die. That might be fun.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Better yet, Nihilist, make sure your iron chariot is pulled by unicorns. You will be invincible for sure.
Turandot29 2 years ago
According to some versions of the bible god is as strong as one unicorn so if I have a chariot pulled by 4 unicorns they could kick god's ass... hmmm....
Nihilist127 2 years ago
what if you were a unicorn o.O
randomlylostperson 2 years ago
Then I would need to get one of my unicorn buddies to come fight with me because like god, I don't fight fair.
Nihilist127 2 years ago
....and if your iron chariot is pulled by unicorns and you are a unicorn then you would be....strong as a SUPERMAN! hhahahaha...
"I am not usually a praying man,but if you are out there save me superman.... ;)"
Grizli031 2 years ago
God is Omnipotent! And you (DeistPaladin) being shown here on my monitor is a proof that you ARE an Reptilian, your father is a member of the twelwe Oroborous-giants in the inner circle of the five eyes of Kuken-onanerar. Say hi to Neo-Medusa from me! ;-)... bleh!!!
Rainbowsilver144000 2 years ago
Wow flinging the bible on video, talk less of atheist or not you've got alot of dignity my friend.
naposi 2 years ago
I'm trying to find some common ground on your case but your clarifications don't seem to make any sense. Like for example when you talk of a passage in the bible that states that God has strength like a unicorn, what exactly does that have to do with him being omnipotent.
naposi 2 years ago
love your work no doubt!
but what the hell is that over your left shoulder, looks like a dead body!!!lol
1deanwdaniel 2 years ago
Like your vids. Thanks for dressing well for our bible study also...
MrSolitaryOne 2 years ago
I was going for the whole "missionary" look with the white shirt and black tie.
"Excuse me sir but have you lost Jesus yet?"
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
All you lack is the black name tag, a backpack and a bicycle. Then you would be appropriately dressed to peddle the myth of Joseph Smith a/k/a Joseph's Myth.
Turandot29 2 years ago
I'm gonna get myself an iron chariot right away! :D
DarthHuru 2 years ago
Wild Ox's aren't omnipotent? Are you sure?
cmeast 2 years ago
Wait, Giraffes are still omnipotent right?
cmeast 2 years ago
Well, no, but clearly giants, ghosts, unicorns and dragons are since they are all in the bible, and since the bible is inerrant, all of these creatures clearly existed. The fact that we have no evidence of them only proves their omnipotence as they are able to hide themselves from all senses and scientific equipment!
Wonko101 2 years ago 2
Oh, please. Every sane person knows that MOOSE are da bomb.
MarowakDidIt 2 years ago
"at least Yahweh's a good sport when he loses."
sidplicity 2 years ago 2
He didn't know Jacob's name... so much for all knowing.
themax37 2 years ago 2
Paladin, I love your style, mate!
Hereticbooks 2 years ago 2
Yahweh is the nerdy Jewish kid who gets picked on, but then goes on to become a billionaire lawyer.
freethinker1990 2 years ago 5
Moses kicks ass.
freethinker1990 2 years ago
yeah, freethinker1990, Moses would have to "kick ass" if he's getting the foreskin shorn off of his dick at the same time he's being strangled by god...and then lives? WOW!
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
"nerd of god school!" Awesome! 5 stars and favorited
bartyfarslar 2 years ago
Excellent video. I love it!
bamboo4tameshigiri 2 years ago
"Beaten up everyday for his ambrosia money", priceless. :-)
nicelinguist 2 years ago 2
lol rags to riches god ;) very funny! :D
invisblchzbrgr 2 years ago
Well done as always, John. Kudos.
--The Atheist Gadfly
colonelkentucky81 2 years ago
lol @ 5:20
sp4zzer 2 years ago
I see the creation of yaweh, as a lost people trying to make themselves a nation worthy of being noticeable. Afterall nationalism and relgion are very similar, you make a team and create a mascot. America/eagle, Isreal/yahweh>>>Judasim, Christianity/jesus, Islam/allah, New York/Giants had to throw that one in there. I had once read that ancient Israelites where actually dispersed tribal Canaanites who were in fact long time Idol worshipers.
ericpao81 2 years ago
Have you read "The Bible Unearthed" by Israel Finkelstein? It proposes something like this, and is a great read.
AbbeyNormal 2 years ago
You are right, the unicorn IS a mistranslation of the oryx.
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
Rested is a translation issue, out of 65 potential translations, only around 6 have anything to do with rest. The majority, translate as finish, end, complete or done (or something along those lines).
scotsocool 2 years ago
then on the 7th day he tied up the loose ends. planted dinosaur bones and set relativity into motion and all that.
bignastydragon 2 years ago 3
Pretty much. Or you could argue he is fucking with you. Huge flying lizzards your a moron! etc
scotsocool 2 years ago 2
"What are you doing now, Lord?"
"Creating light from the stars en route to the earth so they'll think the world is older than 6,000 years."
"Why go through all this trouble, Lord?"
"It's well worth it to see the look on atheists faces when they approach my throne and realize 'holy crap, it's really real!' It's almost as much fun as listening to them scream as they fall into Hell."
"You're a rascal, Lord."
"Hey, how else am I to ensure the souls that make it are gullible sycophants?"
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Wow send that to NonStampCollector to be made into one of his cartoons.
That is an awesome summation of gods plan.
adolthitler 2 years ago
"Wait... wait... have mercy God. I have perfectly good reasons for not believing."
"All the contrary evidence, the contradictions in my badly written book and how the whole redemptive sacrifice makes no sense?"
"Um, yeah?"
"Well, duh! How can I test people's faith if it all made sense and people had reason to believe it?!"
"You engineered this test so only the gullible, indoctrinated or sycophantic would get to Heaven?"
"Right. It weeds out the ones that are perfect for eternal slavery."
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
Well said!
My favorite thing to antagonize the gullible sycophants is to turn their own logic against them. (make it up)
"How do you know that Satan didn't write the bible to trick you?"
SkeksisRule 2 years ago 2
Yeah.. LOL
Love your enemies... it messes with their heads. *evil laugh*
MarowakDidIt 2 years ago
Yeah you know,it was kind of a last moment thing, so they left all of that out of the bible. Not because they had no knowledge or understanding of it... after all god knows everything... surely he just forgot to mention it.
SkeksisRule 2 years ago
The omnipotent god needed a breather.
Just brilliant.
Basically the bible diminishes the concept of a god and replaces him with a comic book character.
DeletedDelusion 2 years ago
That bit about Moses and the impromptu circumcision gave me a hilarious mental image of Yahweh strangling Moses while Moses attempts to communicate through charades to his wife that she should circumcise the kid with a sharp stone, ala Young Frankenstein.
Re: Iron chariots, does this sound rather like a kid's tall tale? "I went to the moon and fought the moonmen but I didn't win because mom said I had to come inside for dinner."
AbbeyNormal 2 years ago 3
"Yahweh, the nerd of God school."
Hilarious.
groundrunner752 2 years ago 6
The early books of the bible are clearly written from a polytheistic perspective. Jacob wrestling "Yahweh" is a clear example of that. Jacobs wrestles a god, most likely a sun god but not the god.
solitarycanislupus 2 years ago
Sounds like yahweh is the Bill Gates of gods.
QuestionsHelp 2 years ago
I really think that would make a great animation sequence, something along the lines of "Lil Bush". I can just see Lil Yahweh hanging by his shorts on top of a flagpole while stronger gods below are pointing and laughing.
DeistPaladin 2 years ago
I bet Yahweh cheated on the test by copying other gods' papers.
MarowakDidIt 2 years ago 3
ZEUS! ODIN! RA! yahweh... (5:23)
Hilarious man!
ChelevSaRa 2 years ago 4
Man... god can't do anything.
jussts 2 years ago