Your Bible On Psychotherapy 2: Sabbath Breaker

[SinnFein4ever]

(makes a mental note to watch "Dead Poets' Society")

[TBTabby]

The transcribed captions are surprisingly accurate.

[bobsmeerfak]

@TBTabby HA! Thanks - you might notice, however, that the version of the video editing software I was using at the time wouldn't display any apostrophes... It drove me freaking crazy. :)

[shade9592]

Nice... Almighty Yahweh really needs some therapy for his SEVERE NPD...

[mdiem]

What a great way to start the day. These are really fun!

[bobsmeerfak]

@mdiem Thank you indeed...

[George4943]

MARIJUANA SMOKER ALERT be sure to take a toke BEFORE watching.

[bobsmeerfak]

@George4943 Before, or after... And during is not prohibited either. But please avoid operating heavy machinery.

[mdiem]

@bobsmeerfak

My laptop is only 5 pounds. I think I'll be OK.

[MardasMan]

The best bible fun i have ever seen. Priceless, you should get an award!

[bobsmeerfak]

@MardasMan Thanks so much. Stick around - the Job episode is coming in a couple of days...

[psycho3968]

brilliant

[bobsmeerfak]

@psycho3968 I thank you indeed.

[SonicTheEggNog]

THESE ARE FANTASTIC! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE, PLEASE!!! THEY COMPLETE ME!

[bobsmeerfak]

@SonicTheEggNog Okay, I'll make more, but only because your username is so brilliant. :)

[nedladdy]

I just hit the like button, it is great. BUT YOU did not meet my unexpressed expectations you, you funny man. You are sentenced to live your life without the great homocial maniac for your sins.

Right at the end I expected and Earth Wind and Fire song, or are you of such tender years that you have not heard if them?

thanks and cheers

[bobsmeerfak]

@nedladdy Oh, Nedladdy... I always hate to make a good person eat crow... but I'm not sure what video you saw if you didn't hear an EWF song at the end. That's "September" by Earth Wind and Fire, 1978. What group did you think that was? By the way, I WISH I was of such tender years I'd never heard of them. :)

[DarkBunnyLord]

Absolutely brilliant haha

[bobsmeerfak]

@DarkBunnyLord Thanks for the compliment :)

[thejago55]

Excellent!!!! love the music at the end in all the videos too!! all my favorite songs ever!

[bobsmeerfak]

@thejago55 Thank you!

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

"Don't start with me. I've got something for you in a couple thousand years." LMAO!

[womanlybassplayer]

Love this!

[bobsmeerfak]

@womanlybassplayer Hey, thanks much! Stay tuned, more to come.

[hellshade2]

great video, i fav'd it and find myself watching it every other day. lots of classic stuff. ...and they stoned him with cannabis!

god:"did you stone the man?" villager:"we totally wasted him!"

PWND! lol ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@hellshade2 Right on, hellshade. Glad to know someone's laughing enough to want multiple viewings! Stay tuned, new episode coming this weekend.

[julzabro]

Lol! Excellent!

[bobsmeerfak]

@julzabro Thank you, Julz!

[cruelbusiness1984]

lol oh this was good :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@cruelbusiness1984 Thanks! Episode 3 now up, hope you enjoy!

[bikeridingpinko]

Another thought.

Jesus and the fig tree. he gets mad at the tree for not having figs when it is not the season for figs.... then he causes the tree to wither and die. (i think that even counts as a magic trick)

[bobsmeerfak]

@bikeridingpinko Yep - and whose fig tree was it? VANDALISM! That one already has one vote, so this one's gaining strength!

[viridismonasteriense]

@bikeridingpinko so omnipotent jesus can't get a fig tree to do what he wants so he throws a hissy fit? What a douche!

[Baeloth]

This is how religion should be.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Baeloth If only, right? :)

[leungchaan]

White wine spritzers...! :-D Man! Nearly laughed my ass of watching this... Keep 'em coming, you're a comic genius!

[bobsmeerfak]

@leungchaan Hey, thanks very much. More to come, hope you enjoy.

[theabiotictheory]

@bobsmeerfak In Luke 6:9 Jesus says it is permissible to do good on the Sabbath, such as saving someone's life. There also appears to have been a classification of what constituted "work" on the Sabbath. This may explain why the people brought the offender to Moses and Moses had to consult God to ask what was to be done with the man.

[seeker447]

Wow! really good video--subbed

[bobsmeerfak]

@seeker447 Thanks, much appreciated!

[bikeridingpinko]

can you work out the problems with Cain and Able...

Also, is it possible to figure out why god is so mad at people who desire knowledge and truth? (re: dont eat the apple, don't build a tower [of babel] and a really big flood).... it is like we are punished for trying to find out things that are true

[bobsmeerfak]

@bikeridingpinko Got Cain and Abel on the list. And we'll deal with God some more coming soon - I have a feeling we'll need to keep circling back around to that guy every once in a while. He had a big laundry list. :)

[bobsmeerfak]

I got my first thumbs down! I'm flattered!

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak That was me...I had a jealous moment in my drunken stupor. ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@XandarsMeteor Stabbed in the back by someone I trusted! That is so Old Testament!

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak Guess I need more psychotherapy! :) Can I have my knife back?

[bobsmeerfak]

@XandarsMeteor Yeah, I'll let you pull it out. I'm having a hard time reaching it...

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak I always pull out...but that's not important right now.

[bobsmeerfak]

@XandarsMeteor LOL. That reminds me of my favorite line from Airplane: "Hospital! What is it?" "It's a big place where they take sick people, but that's not important right now."

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak LOL! I think that's where I pulled my line as well...it's been awhile and I should remedy that. "That's when I developed a drinking problem."

[LazyIrish829]

Perfect. they are all (both) perfect.

You"ve gotta do Isaac right? Probably Caine and David too. Job/Job's daughters have limitless comedic potential.  Elisha was a great place to start too. You put something on YT that hasn't been done yet.

No small feat.

[bobsmeerfak]

@LazyIrish829 Most of those are on the waiting list, yes. Adding Cain and Abel! And thanks for the kind words :)

[matias2309]

Brilliant -- subbed!

[bobsmeerfak]

@matias2309 Thank you, stay tuned!

[AussieNaturalist]

My sides hurt from laughing soooo hard, great job :)

[bobsmeerfak]

@AussieNaturalist Again, thanks very much, I appreciate it!

[angryJackel]

Horny ol' David or his even hornier son Solomon

[bobsmeerfak]

@angryJackel Got David on the list. Adding Solomon now, that fabled sex addict...

[tex959]

faved, subbed, and added your vid to facebook!!! keep up the great work.

[bobsmeerfak]

@tex959 Thank you, my friend!

[colossus999]

You should definitely do Samson. He was hella crazy.

[bobsmeerfak]

@colossus999 Yeah, him, his crazy wife, and their whole wedding party. He's on the list :)

[47mko]

Loved it . Thanks.

[bobsmeerfak]

@47mko My pleasure, thanks!

[dattebenforcer]

that was great, thx.

[bobsmeerfak]

@dattebenforcer Thank you!

[CorvinusVZ]

damn...

It was awesome!!!!! sub :B

[bobsmeerfak]

@CorvinusVZ Many thanks, my friend!

[HaploidCell]

Is Noah too obvious?

I mean - that is the most well-known bible story of them all, right?

[bobsmeerfak]

@HaploidCell Noah is so obvious he's next... coming in a few days :)

[thehside]

THIS IS MADE OF EPIC AND WIN! :D

[bobsmeerfak]

@thehside My two favorite ingredients!!

[lilimax555]

I don't know about making videos,but they look to me. Good ending songs

[bobsmeerfak]

@lilimax555 Thanks - I try to put some thought into the music :)

[unassumption]

I'M SPARTACUS! 

[bobsmeerfak]

@unassumption Go forth and conquer, sir.

[akylae101]

Too funny man XD

faved, subbed and looking forward to MOAR!

[bobsmeerfak]

@akylae101 Hey, thank you, more to come!

[bobsmeerfak]

@MrJohnnyrace In all my years I never heard that one until now.... nice. :)

[MacNutz2]

ha, that was good, thanks, I needed a chuckle or two.

[bobsmeerfak]

@MacNutz2 Thanks, I think we're all in need of a few lately.

[TheMagicSandwichist]

@bobsmeerfak David and Goliath dude... totally ;)

[Carnei]

rofl

[bobsmeerfak]

@Carnei and I thank you

[balanceseeker]

BRILLIANT! This will bring new meaning to all those commandments for stoning.

[bobsmeerfak]

@balanceseeker Bob Dylan made that call to arms back in 1966 and they're still resisting... :)

[DeaXi69]

Whats the song called at the end? :(

No info given on that.....*sad face*

[bobsmeerfak]

@DeaXi69 September by Earth Wind and Fire :)

[DeaXi69]

@bobsmeerfak

Thanks :)

and keep up the good work!

[kataang321]

OMG I've been looking for a long time for some more awesome atheism comedy and THANK GOD (or the FSM) I have found it! xD So subscribing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! (thanks to Jmm for putting this on the atheist youtube community) LAWLZ! <3

[bobsmeerfak]

@kataang321 Thanks a ton! I assume you're familiar with the channel "mrdeity" - if not, check it out, that's some slick, funny stuff, and they have a hilariously dry actor/comedian who plays God.

[kataang321]

@bobsmeerfak Yes, I am very familiar with Mr. Deity (is subscribed) he's awesomeness! xD

[FatLingon]

Really entertaining! :) A suggestion would be Lot's Daugthers, they had a pretty traumatic experience when their father offered them to become rape victims.

[bobsmeerfak]

@FatLingon Thanks! You're in a large group of concerned citizens asking about either Lot or his daughters :) We'll definitely get them soon.

[CarpetShark2010]

Biblical icons in need: Jesus and the fig tree, Mark 11:12-26 or Matthew 21:18-22.

[bobsmeerfak]

@CarpetShark2010 Vandalism, hello... :) It goes on the list.

[TheLivingDinosaur]

I recommend Lot and his daughters for a little therapy. Nothing like a bit of incest to get the juices flowing!

[bobsmeerfak]

@TheLivingDinosaur TLD - I think Lot's got a lock on episode 5 for sure. :)

[wolverine005]

Bloody brilliant!

[bobsmeerfak]

@wolverine005 Thanks, glad you enjoyed!

[DerOrso]

Xandar dragged me over here. I went, protesting and dragging my feet like I used to when going to church on Sunday. And upon arrival I found the angels riding ROFL-copters and god stoning they way it was meant to be done and the people rejoicing in god's gift to man and all was good. Very suspicious this place of Playmobile and cannabis. I''m going to keep an eye on you ;)

[bobsmeerfak]

@DerOrso DerOrso, you made me laugh out loud. Well played...

[AZ1337UW]

I want YOUR bible!! (The real bible ;) )

[bobsmeerfak]

@AZ1337UW Yeah, I think it's coming out in paperback... Yeah, real soon... :)

[ambygirl1008]

So subscribing to you!! I can't wait for more, this was excellent and hilarious! Up on FB this one goes!

[bobsmeerfak]

@ambygirl1008 You're too kind! I'm working on #3 and 4 now. Should have #3 up in a few days at most.

[yourfullofsheite]

Genius 

[bobsmeerfak]

@yourfullofsheite Thanks, hope you Stay tuned for more!

[skinnyjohnsen]

God damned it man; Your Bible is so much better than the one I've got on my shelf!

Oh yeah: And the music is way better here ;-)

[bobsmeerfak]

@skinnyjohnsen :) I'll take Earth Wind and Fire over golden harps any day.

[billygundum]

fucking great

[bobsmeerfak]

@billygundum Thanks indeed, Billy.

[tiaxanderson]

My new favourite video on youtube... And it's a SERIES? Praise the rational people who try their best to systematically figure out the world we live in.

[bobsmeerfak]

@tiaxanderson Get outa here, you can't say something that nice. :) Anyway - I can say trying to figure out the world in this way has probably kept me out of the mental ward. Thanks for the kind words, and cheers!

[tiaxanderson]

@bobsmeerfak Haha, I have no idea what kept me out of the mental ward as I clearly belong there, but it's not all bad. I get to interact with people like you ^^

Also, at first I was going to say "Praise the lord" in a satirical ironic kind of way, but after reading the bible (or at least, a very large part of it) I couldn't even stand typing it out as a joke (though I'm fine when using it to explain something for some odd reason)

[bobsmeerfak]

@tiaxanderson We're on the same page there. I think it's perfectly sane to use that phrase, even if you're a skeptic. I think what we're really saying by "thank god" is, we're grateful for the millions of people we don't know and can't even keep track of for nonetheless playing a part in the cool things in life. :)

[notinmyname2050]

Jepthah might need some therapy, also, Jesus seems to have developed a Messiah complex. Plus his mom, Mary, has a lot of unaddressed guilt issues regarding an unexpected pregnancy that are now manifesting as delusions about coupling with a ghost of some sort.

[bobsmeerfak]

@notinmyname2050 Jepthah... what a maroon... can't say he wasn't a man of his word. But we can say he was a jackass. And yes - the new testament and Mary's tramping about are ripe for the picking...

[NoFaithNoPain]

REQUEST Instead of knocking up virgins with or without consent he ought to get therapy to realise chicks that have sex are not dirty and he can sleep with them too. Also, Lot's daughters eed to know that no matter how bad the bio clock is ticking they need to have children with other people than their father and they need to loose this daddy issue they both have and Lot needs to sign the sex offenders register because he was not really that drunk

[bobsmeerfak]

@NoFaithNoPain Agreed: Lot has gotten off way too easy over the years. I promise to give him a smackdown! :)

[NoFaithNoPain]

@bobsmeerfak Thanks, its not as if he was sooo drunk he couldn't "get it up" so to speak, so he is equally culpable!

[bobsmeerfak]

@NoFaithNoPain Good point, I never thought about that. "I was helpless, Your Honor" isn't going to fly. He seemed able enough!

[dondude69]

...and they stoned them, with cannabis. Too funny, lol!

[bobsmeerfak]

@dondude69 Someone needs to bring this up as an alternative in Afghanistan. :)

[skinnyjohnsen]

@bobsmeerfak Believe me; Before the wars started in Afghanistan: at least we in Norway didn't need granite or gneiss to get stoned. The Afghans provided us with the soft, black shit soo heavy... They might have become so shell shocked they forgot all about it ;-/

[bobsmeerfak]

@skinnyjohnsen Yeah, you can hardly blame them. Growing the herbs hasn't been as easy lately :)

[Nilsy1975]

Awesome!

[Parabol0086]

Subscribed. Please keep the level of humour to this standard. These two videos were fucking fantastic. Looking forward to more.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Parabol0086 I shall flog myself daily with the works of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde... :)

[Parabol0086]

@bobsmeerfak

I assure you it will be greatly appreciated. Cheers.

[AthenaSchroedinger]

I just love this!! I can't wait for more of them. Keep up the good work.

Oh, and to add my two cents in; please do continue to put text in as well as spoken dialog. I'm very hard of hearing and it really helps to be able to understand the entirely of the video.

[bobsmeerfak]

@AthenaSchroedinger Thanks so much. And I definitely will; I took Xandar's comment to heart for that reason specifically. Takes a dork like me to not think of the obvious. :)

[Usersname1983]

Amazing! Looking forward to more!

[bobsmeerfak]

@Usersname1983 Thanks, much appreciated!

[XandarsMeteor]

Another awesome video. I love the style, sound effects, and subject matter...basically, I love it all!

[bobsmeerfak]

@XandarsMeteor Thanks, man! Hey, I was watching some of your roaring 20s - I had no idea you wanted to be a screenwriter (see my ramble in my last PM). I hope you're still planning on that (or something similarly way cool).

Hey - side question about my videos - in the revisionist portion (after the scripture quote) do you think I need the text on the screen? If not, it would sure free up space (and an extra video track in my editing software). I can't tell if having the text there helps or not.

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak I have no idea if I'll ever chase that dream again. I may since I'm back to writing so much again, though. Time will tell.

Idea for the text after: Change the font or color to denote it's the "revisionist" portion maybe? I find myself reading along so much when there is text on the screen, but it helps those that miss a word or are deaf. See paulchartley's "Literally Genesis" for an example of the verses in text and "revisionist" just spoken. Either way works. Cheers!

[bobsmeerfak]

@XandarsMeteor Excellent - thanks. And as long as there's a dream worth chasing, and you're at least slightly faster than it is, whatever it is, you can't go wrong. Cheers!

[XandarsMeteor]

@bobsmeerfak Very true! :)

[SkepticStream]

brilliant work man! haha really enjoyed that one!

[Dudeatheist]

AWESOME!

[bobsmeerfak]

@Dudeatheist Thanks, DudeA, I enjoyed making that one!

[Dudeatheist]

@bobsmeerfak

I recently told about half my family aka the half on facebook that even if I was shown the emperical evidence that proves Yahweh's existence I still wouldn't worshiped him for all of his crazy antics.

[bobsmeerfak]

@Dudeatheist Amen to that.