“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like. Just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feeling. Just have something in there. I want one of them readers, what’s what I want. I want a reader.”
How I love a person who has control of the language.More importantly ... moral values ... this man has them both - delightful, thanks.
ameagher2 1 week ago
I'm like that with dating. I feel really superficial when I won't have anything to do with a woman who's into Twilight.
MrJimmyLocksmith 2 months ago in playlist Henry Rollins 4
i think jack off hell is just never finishing.
renegade2551 3 months ago 6
Thank you so much for uploading this. :)
DillonKeene 3 months ago
@DillonKeene It's a pleasure :)
jacklondon5111 3 months ago
this guy is amazing!
Brandon0648 4 months ago
"Got the new nickleback" "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!!!!" hahahaha awesome
holveragtz 5 months ago 17
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LMAO !!! PRICELESS !!!!!!!!
gretsch5piece 4 months ago
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@holveragtz LMAO !!! PRICELESS !!!!!!!!
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holveragtz 5 months ago
Anyone else think he made the pope sound like the count from sesame street?
thewhorocks524 5 months ago 5
@thewhorocks524 haha yeah
coskbeatz 2 months ago
I knew he was about to say Harry Potter, honestly.
EmilyGoldberg 7 months ago
“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like. Just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feeling. Just have something in there. I want one of them readers, what’s what I want. I want a reader.”
antimatter2380 8 months ago 5
"Don't correct me now, just kinda pity me." Love it.
travesham 10 months ago 8
when there was the nickelback thing i was like ya fucking ya show that bitch what happenes when you listen to gay ass bands!
lirannine 11 months ago
I will eat your fucking face! LMAO
ghostscion 1 year ago
jack off hell. That's fucking HILARIOUS! You're here too!?
alicemudgarden123 1 year ago
What the hell. Upload the other 4 parts.
Virginityrocks 1 year ago