Starcraft2 - Day[9] Daily #312 - Newbie Tuesday: How to Learn and Improve

[TheDareman100]

Laughception!

[GreyKnight02]

27:36 Day9 actualy has ears??!!

[yearof07]

i stoppled sc2 for a year, i come back and day9 is missing half a tooth, what happened? LOL

[RevolutionIncorp]

@yearof07 you know he broke that tooth as a kid...

[yearof07]

@RevolutionIncorp i must have never noticed it before...

[TheLightsandcandy]

Can i hire you as a private tutor?

[Cal8fr]

Hey dude, first of all, great job! My level on Starcraft has just drastically improved since i've been awared of your videos. The second thing is : game is spelled 'partie' in french. So you actually say 'quitter la partie' (yep it's la and not le)

Greetings from a french fan ;)

[ThatSeraphimGuy]

I only just noticed the baneling plushie on top of the bookcase on the right...

[KnightFader]

LAUGHCEPTION!!! Aw yeah I bet I'm the first to crack that joke

[thegiantnome]

I was such a noob in that game BUT NOW IM GOLD LEAGUE!!!!! (LOSER)

[liedata011]

When Day 9 read out the player names the Mortal Combat music started playing...

[AvanLotharion]

And now the hunt for iplayvideogames1's comment begins ¬¬ thank you so much, smart ass ¬¬

[murphy54000]

I played SC2 for 25 hours yesterday.

[WhatsAKillingSpree]

Wait a dan minute....why does Day[9] use Windows 98 theme? O.O

[ifreemason]

@WhatsAKillingSpree That's not the 98 theme, it's the classic theme. Some gamers use the classic theme instead of Windows glass or some other themes because, although they are alot easier on the eyes and look cool and stuff, they use a good bit more processing than classic. So yeah, classic makes your computer a little bit faster.

[waxythread13]

i enjoy your videos

[payadotaNetwork]

u r gayyyyy



[Xarayezona]

Could I get a copy of the document at 12:40?

[kindertoob]

Would you charge for private coaching?



[fursbubbles]

@0:44:50 TGI not porn =X

[AusShinDig]

I was in mega self hate mode, so I came and watched this daily.

[qup1217]

@airman47 do you think he does this show everyday for free?

[Linkfanoftheyear]

@qup1217 that was actually youtubes doing nothing to do with day9

[airman47]

Y do you have 7 ads in one video just wondering?

[Linkfanoftheyear]

@airman47 that was actually youtubes doing nothing to do with day9

[BlackRiderBob]

gahh got put in platinum getting absolutely destroyed damn you ranking system D:

[buttayhahahaahahah]

i lost a banshee...umm ill switch to toss :D

[tommiezor]

n btw, even if he was talking to a computer all day... he's a starcraft legend, he can do fuck he wants. :'DDD

[tommiezor]

@iplayvideogames1 LMFAO commit suicide straight away cause you already died verbally.

[briank2025]

Lol this is exactly how i play terran. Sucks xT

[guybrush93]

can you stop yelling? I don't mind, but my neighbours do...

[WorldofRasshadow]

Day9s laugh is bad.. DAY9N LAUGHING AT HIS OWN LAUGH OH MY GOD 2012

[JonteCola]

0:47 I jizzed my pants

[magnum4magnets82]

This is my school for the summer.

[sluttyknuckles]

I'm onnnnly eating skittles and beer!!! I need that on a loop..

[weezyfkrisko]

3:30 LOL

[ariel0weber]

a youtube vid inside a youtube vid. lol

[Arschgwaf]

I'm gonna change my name to "Cock" when i'm pro, so day9 will always be like:

"Oh i like Cock!" "Did you see Cock rip open the backdoor? That was soooooo great!" "WAAAAAAARGHHHHHH Cock what have you done???"

[ExotiC225]

how can i geht the document at 13:26?

[ExotiC225]

no more dailys by day9?

[rocksparadox]

@day9tv Just like the Swedish, the Dutch also say JA!!

Are you able to put a smile on my face after I lose a game by lacking apm/scouting?

I would like to say ''Yes , you can!!''

[xMikeyy17x]

ebola just had to send his medivacs around the map instead across.

[MustaineV]

3:50 Yo dawg..

[allourep]

Is that a baneling doll on top of your shelf?

[avoiderdragon]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[UNITA4]

2:04 a youtube video in a youtube video in a youtube video

[TheWentzMachine]

@iplayvideogames1 haha you're a fucking idiot and so clearly a hypocrite. Your goddamn screename is iplayvideogames. go project your weak as psyche onto someone who gives a shit, dumbass.

[tanekki]

I heard you like luls so i put a vid of my luls in my vid of me lulsing

[itry2phly]

18:55 lololololol

[UNITA4]

16:07 SKYNET DRONE

[MusiCVideosRus1]

If Day 9 ever tried to run for a political office, fox news would use this video to say he supports diseases and doesn't care at all about sick people.

[TheAngryAsianChild]

i love how he laughs about how much laughed

you go day 9 you go you beast

[TheCheeseySmurf]

@iplayvideogames1 Says the person who appears to be unable to form a complete sentence with minimal punctuation, spelling, and grammar. I tend to disregard these people as incompetent idiots in the real world. Unfortunately, the freedom of the internet has given everyone the ability to be heard. Perhaps YOU, should think before YOU try to put forth any ideas about another person. Day[9] knows as many people as he needs to know to be happy, so be happy for him, rather than taking your issues out.

[SonicEther]

Smokey eyes look amazing!!!!!

[Joekary5]

Laughing at your self laughing LOL omg so funny

[badDogma04]

i always thought a lone tech lab looks like a butt-plug.

[Cytotube2]

Nippy Nappy Asapy :D

[YuVW]

I forgot making SCVs, so I'll just stop making SCVs

[dillon4126]

What were the previous videos you referred to in this vid? I dont want to rewatch it to find them.

[drivebymessiah]

The, "girl no one knew laughed until she vomited on our board game" story sounds many magnitudes funnier than the thing Day9 was laughing at that I'm not going to scroll back in the playback to understand.

I think I would die laughing if that happened, if it wasn't my place at least, and after a moment of being shocked. I can't believe that story didn't include. "And then all the middle circle friends that knew they wouldn't be obligated to clean up started laughing."

[tylergbass]

ZOMG when day9 said EbolaVirus the first time right after he said it i started to say it in a deep voice, but as i started saying it day9 did the same thing :O "EbolaVirus"

[ZGediting]

Ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss­ssss

[ecokrazy]

I find it odd that the advertisements for this are for makeup. Relevance fail?

[SkateAndBakee]

you should do a learn and improve on some of total biscuits just saying? :D

[NoProtect]

I jack it to this show. Not because I want to but because when im watching porn I have the sound off on it and this is playing in the background.

[roguerunner14]

@bawbe NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS

[bawbe]

@roguerunner14

you're right

roommate post

:P

[ringosandow]

what map is the first game?

[Lawmaker58]

@ringosandow crossfire

[navrozlal]

@iplayvideogames1 Boo! You suck! Go crawl back into w/e hole you climbed out of and fucking die! DIE ALONE YOU SON OF A WHORE! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

[112BlueEagle]

@iplayvideogames1 You are aware he's met tons of people from many different countries because of talking to a computer screen right?

[Luciano1571]

I laughed while watching him laugh at his own laughter :D

[Daenks]

@Luciano1571 i laughed at your laughing of himself laughing at himself.

[noname1247]

@iplayvideogames1 Firstly, right now you're talking to a computer screen, day[9] live streams this is he doesnt look at the comments on youtube often, so you wasting your time posting shit is really a waste of YOUR life.

Secondly, next time you feel like saying something stupid think about it for a very long time because unfortunately the blizzard of your genes has nerfed your brain cells to the point where they can only compute a 3-year-old's conclusion.

Lastly, stfu, gtfo, you dumb troll.

[Defile24]

Skittles and beer. The supper of gods

[darkvector1]

Im laughing at a video of Day9 laughing at a video of Day9...lololol

[lucasvandam]

@darkvector1 INCEPTION!

[pandemonic01]

Damnit Lost to Muta Baneling as Terran! Switchin to Zerg! Lol

[vinkie35]

I laughed so hard at him laughing at himself laughing himself to death xD

[xKanden15x]

I thought my video stopped loading at 5:40.

Day9 can sit fucking still.

[lawtaktak]

isnt there a SC2 class at one of the UCs!? i think its at UC berkeley. you should totally teach that class!!

[OnlyBrainLeft]

Day [9] suddenly becomes an all-knowing computer glitch at 16:00

[Overkillius]

I wonder what gets watched more religiously... Day [9] or My Little Pony?

[macgregoroi]

can you post a link to the jelly study. that relates to another project im working on:)

Thanks for the video:)

[pokepat460]

Dam he was baked

[tthething]

I been on this game for like 2 weeks but i already do the sentence goal and plan... even if i make a lot of mistakes i go like:

Protoss: I will scout, if he is going stalkers/sentry i will aim for a fast gas Marine Marauder with 2 ghosts for EMP and move into sieges.

After that i try to feel, is he going to use templars or cannons to keep me off? is he going all in? is he trying to do a drop? I try to fix but i always get a base plan even if it's a bad one it helps.

[ethanuatjsp]

nerdrage shirt ftw

[koosalakoopakoop]

we must go deeper

[Ramr0d23]

Super System on the shelf. Impressive.

[matthewbancroft]

What I learned today: Tuesdays = Skittlebräu Day.

[Bojangyy]

Hour long mofos? x)

[theomega616]

I love ebolavirus ... "how do I solve this problem?"

"go to day[9] daily number XXX"

Day[9] solving all (sc2) lifes problems

[kevino177]

he should start an sc2 academy or somthing cos he's good at teaching this stuff and he's funny :D

[NathanSmithMusic]

"rarely do you say 'i lost to banshee, i better switch to protoss' " i did this lol. except i switched from protoss to terran lol

[Guyfrom165]

i lost to life so i started play starcraft and now im winning :D XD

[TheJPlol]

We heard you like Day9 laugh! So we put his laugh with his laugh, so he can laugh while laughing!!

[paracelsus18]

Day9 it may be that, given how charming your LOL moment was, like a star or politician you are going to have to think about how to balance your educational mission with your burgeoning cult of personality.

[Gr33kNinja]

I was gonna click the like button, than my friend startled me and I i clicked dislike on accident.

IM SORRY

IM SORRY

IM SORRY

[druumuuluum]

@Gr33kNinja YOU CAN FIX IT!! CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON! IT CHANGES THE DISLIKE TO A LIKE!

DO IT NOW! FOR Manfred!

[Naadrow]

spanshaw?? at dreamhack??????

[lolzxDrofl]

LLOL were laughing at a video thats laughing in another video

[djAlrus]

WHERE DI HE GET THAT SHIRT?! :D

[VipRufus]

i was laughing at your laughing at your laughing, man,that was hilarious

[thegiantnome]

OMG I WAS ON DAY9 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEST DAY EVER!!!!

[kornmossis]

my name is jacob, so, i guess i'm one of seans close friend, awesomeness

[DForSpiD]

Day9, you really shouldn't be teaching Ebola how to macro better, we'll all be killed!

[QuStEkA]

I've always tried to find out why I sometimes appreciate day9 a lot and sometimes dislike him hardcore i finally found it. When he takes of his glasses i wanna hug him if he puts them back on i don't like him... i suck

[QuStEkA]

watching this drunk actually makes it sound reasonable!

jokeeeeeeeeeys ♥ and all

keep up the gr8 work

[TechState]

er this was interesting but man way too much "mugging" to camera and ott mannerisms/impersonations, i really like your style when your quieter, less aggressive and a little more serious :) i first saw you via your "what SC has done for me" vid, where your really serious, and i guess from that you are a bit different in this. still watched it all though. :)

[TheCritRocket]

Will IdrA not suck this time? Will he reach mid-game without giving up first? Will he type 'gg' at any time during the tournament?

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK

[sobhi56]

@TheCritRocket when you sit at GM rank 1 for 2 weeks you may then diss idrA

[TheCritRocket]

@sobhi56 Nope. I don't have to be a movie star to make fun of Lindsey Lohan's drug habits. I don't have to take steroids to make fun of Barry Bonds.

[sobhi56]

@TheCritRocket your right because your input wouldn't be heard.

[adamman333]

Do a setup video!

[BLUEC0RE]

56:20 yeah, i guess.. or a butt plug

[Jetliboi101]

TLO FTW

[billyisyoung]

i didn't see that part of the funday monday but i totally thought you lost it when that guy zoomed in to his mineral line and lost his scv...

[isaisai9192]

i geuss ill try to do more over drops early

r

[Zepp710]

too bad this was on blip.tv 8 days ago.

[isaisai9192]

hmm how do i be a more aggro zerg player?

[Gunmangreen]

who else had him turn into a robot at 4:04

[Cubexification]

I AM A STUDMUFFIN NOW!

[Exzear]

haha he said zoom in.. *thinking back to his last video laughing at the zoom in"

[GamingBoozer]

4:05 day 9's skeleton?

[kunstderfugue]

i laugh the most at day9's least funny jokes actually.

[Arbeta10000]

"i went for tons of scvs/drones/probes and lost, i'm not doing that again"

[meemoXIX]

I had to watch tuesday's videos twice because I was having as much fun watching as you were giggling. best stuff.

[TheGrover92]

"We don't want to be complete anti-social losers."

IDRA

[xmdrifter]

you laugh like tickle-me elmo

[Vingdoloras]

Without Day[9], I would have given up StarCraft 2 months ago. Thanks, Day9!

[KivexInc]

@Vingdoloras you need more inside motivation bro.. don't depend on your losses to tell you you should stop

[Vingdoloras]

@KivexInc sadly, I do. I barely play 1v1 cuz the fear of losing is killing me.

[kickassemperor]

@Vingdoloras

my advice is to not be afraid of losing ... because it is just a game ... just have fun harassing the mofos ! :P

[ArUlric7]

@Vingdoloras i know the feeling bro. i think most people have it in the beginning. don't worry :D

what helped for me a lot, was just getting down and dirty with the fear of losing.

what i mean is, play a 1v1 and feel it, recognise it. identify what that fear feels like, and narrow it down to exactly what you feel in the pit of your stomach.

you will then realise where this fear resides inside you. so you can handle it easier each time you encounter it. soon, you will be able to laugh at it :)

[Retribo]

@Vingdoloras Why the hell would you of given up?

[rizic1]

does day9 use windows xp?

[janusxx2]

Hey Day 9. You have some really sensitive fans. I had some dude send me hate mail after i commented on your prolonged preamble. LOL. Dudes who need a life.

[janusxx2]

@YourFavoriteTroll I'm very happy for you Troll.

[Trivial0066]

@YourFavoriteTroll Grats dude. My wife gave birth on Monday. Whilst having contractions all morning I was watching Day9... I feel both happy and sad about that.

[jolthorn]

@YourFavoriteTroll why arent u at the hospital crazyman

[Psyshimmer]

@YourFavoriteTroll Trolling.

[maxtor8448]

@YourFavoriteTroll Congrats!

[TheUhh66]

@YourFavoriteTroll then gtfo off youtube ta troll!

[SynysterRevenge777]

@YourFavoriteTroll congrats dude

[MrOMEGA117]

@YourFavoriteTroll so wait...your watching this as shes being born? XDD

[YourFavoriteTroll]

@MrOMEGA117 ya i have to stay at home to watch my other 2 children while she has the baby without me :(

[killakingcobra1997]

@YourFavoriteTroll lol well get off utube and go help ur wife lol gz

[Invisiblefiyah]

@YourFavoriteTroll

your babies soul will be mine!

[ZealeDBand]

@YourFavoriteTroll Stop trollin' man

[YourFavoriteTroll]

@ZealeDBand Stop trollin' the troll man

[gmanthebeast1]

@YourFavoriteTroll stfu troll

[YourFavoriteTroll]

@gmanthebeast1 She's 3 weeks old now and gained 3 pounds , she makes cute grunt noises when she stretchs and we found out shes allergic to some diapers, you might think im trolling you becuase of my account name but im not i had this account for years and i did use it for trolling in the past but now i just use it to regularly surf youtube, ps i love you 2

[gmanthebeast1]

@YourFavoriteTroll stfu troll

[PinkShroomz]

5 people are anti social losers who only accept 100% win ratios

[estebenloco]

Almay eye make-up ads. Youtube really knows who's watching day9

[OMGmaster123]

NoobieThursday?

[sooooooooDark]

do a cameo in bigbang theory!

[dexall1]

@sooooooooDark yes that would be awesome that show is awesome :D

[mambojambo987]

I want these files!!! :)

[CalleVision]

LIKE IT !!!!

hey Leute ich mach Anfänger Guides, Replay Casts und Live Coaching !!..

Falls ihr den Lust hätten mal bei mir vorbei zu schauen.. würde mich freuen ! :)

[Ivorforce]

How weird is that? I laugh about a guy laughing about himself laughing... THAT is awkward xD

[Duplicity11]

"Just don't say no man. Never say no to yourself. If you just start running with an idea just go with it. And you will end up in some place ridiculous and sometimes you'll find it hilarious WOOOOOOO!" - Chinese Proverb

[diablotop]

mmmmhhh kom hit din lilla hingst muffin!!!