Rockwell Automation Jargon-Speak

[soderquistcentr]

Love exposing the ridiculousness of jargon.

[TheFinlandnator]

HE IS A WITCH!

[westy1822]

Im fair sure he was just making up words.

[MrJy93]

You forgot to discuss the flux capacitor. With out it, that thing will never hit 88 mph!!!

[wonderbhoy1967]

The funniest video I have seen on YouTube. 1997 and in a high level of development - surely it's ready by now?!

[pedwards666]

there has to be some "Winnebago Man" style out takes for this

[proctervodafone]

It's the way he opens the little doors as a visual aid that just cracks me up.

[Stereovaccine]

@proctervodafone It's the squeak of the doors! Class!

[proctervodafone]

Was this taken from excellent British Comedy 'Look Around You'?

[whyiwalk]

I said the flayrod's gone askew on the treddle!

[Chibling]

Is this about scientology?

[prominent21]

@Chibling Christian Science actually

[TheDanny6114]

But can it produce floor wax AND an ice cream topping!

[drchen054]

I was about to not buy it, but then he mentioned that it had the Dingolarm! Now I can do that thing I always wanted to do! But twice as fast and backwards! .. while naked!

[medova123]

And I am sooooo gonna get one...!

[fdynamics]

If Lewis Carroll were an engineer...

[RubberBanana]

We saw this in a meeting the other day. That was about the funniest collection of made up crap I ever heard! Rockwell FTW!

[joyange1]

How that guy can do that and keep a strait face is beyond me.

[CypherVirus]

But what about cylogenic feed back ravanation? Does the panametric fam compensate for cellular stress, and insulative capacitance?

[karlrob76]

It's spelled PHAM, dumbass. It's idiots like you who probably set the phase detractors to 177mhz and wonder why the capacitive reactants don't transmorg to the hexidentronic plates.

[CypherVirus]

Dumbass? You're the dumbass! You prolly don't know the difference between an duodectronic inductive capaficator and an indectronic capaficative duoductor!

[blast1412]

Holy shit! Is that english??

[halonone]

Bullshit, I bought this thing and it didn't thaw my chicken at all.

[Xanatos712]

You too, huh? It didn't even light my cigar.

[mclamb223]

what the fuck is he blabbering about?

[striderg3]

i dont get this.

[XANDERXXZ]

Cardenal grand meaters, jesus crist, is he serious.

I actually have no idea what that means.

[bullmeecham]

Ahh, this brings back memories. I've loved this silly nonsense vid for years.

[trudyandgeorge]

I got three of these at home

[MrSoloDoloStarrk]

How did I understand that I do not know...

[timanonymous]

You're full of shit.

[MrSoloDoloStarrk]

Smoke pot and you'll understand. lol

[westerncivilization1]

Where can i get one of these?!

[skipalidon]

My gawd. It's like a QNXT design meeting.

[thormeister]

he sounds like the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show at times

[MrCooganO]

He is obviously a Sith Lord of Tech-Jargon speak. What does this thing do anyway? Is it even capable of making a good cup of coffee?

[blesyk]

This may very well be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen...

[rinogo2]

I think my retro encabulator's inductive and capacitive duractance is suffering due to faulty spurting bearings and a fumbling panametric fan! Any thoughts on how to secure my loose girdle spring and improve the flourescence of the dingle arm's sinusoidal planeration?

[JoeyAtl]

The motor stops twice - the first time right after he says "...semi boloid slots of the stator," and then again after he flips the switch on the panel.

[bdgr2774]

so how do you turn this thing on?

[americanmademachines]

Want to avoid dealing with this kind of crap? Just buy stuff from Automation Direct.

[Tenshiiryu]

Magneto-reluctance ftw.

[Nygel36]

You cant automatically syncronize cardnal gram meters, its just impossible.. ESPECIALLY when working with inverse reactive currents. I seriously hope they reconsider their design on this one.

[nekoreaper]

is this........real?

[Jakemmx]

No, I am sure most of it is complete BS :). A few experienced control EEs said it made no sense.

[Majorbud]

wow never heard so many new words in so short of a time

[jdkhild777]

WTF

[roywhiteo5]

no side fumbling? thats so good for magneto reluctance!i need a new retro encabulator